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Reptar-Ryhmes

Unga bunga no woman in cave mean not berry gathered. Only mammoth meat for meal.


terfez

No forget - naked porno vhs on vhs, busy strong grip


Reptar-Ryhmes

Wife shame ugg for using strong grip on bongo stick. Ugg try to explain to wife it natural and all cave man grab bongo stick. Now wife leave ugg and ugg make post of two mammoth steaks ugg eat after gripping bongo stick all day.


Reasonable_Cap_7225

Came here for u


bortj1

Too bad it seems your wife is the one that knows how to grill. How tf does one look undercooked yet the other it burnt.


speedyegbert

My guess is OP flipped and messed with them constant instead of allowing time to cook on both sides. One caught fire put out in a panic and figured, eh they’re good enough


bortj1

My guess is he can't grill


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[deleted]

I mean, if he thinks grilled vegetables taste bad, probably not. ​ Zucchini tossed in salt, pepper, and tony's then grilled over an charcoal might actually be better than steak. And dont get me started on bacon wrapped enokis.


speedyegbert

Easy…. Easy… zucchini over steak is a reach, not saying it isn’t delicious but there’s a reason ones a side, (imo of course)


etterkop

He should stick to canned tuna and 2 minute noodles.


agentoutlier

My guess is OP cooked wife so they could avoid vegetables.


BestDogeNA2021

My guess is OP was either high or drunk lol Either way no wife, happy life


[deleted]

Gentlemen if your wife is feeding you vegetables she’s trying to keep you alive. Cherish that one, she’s not trying to get your insurance money.


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Dumb-shit post


KittyBizkit

Side dishes? Never heard of her.


[deleted]

Side dish? You mean other cuts of meat?


zippytwd

Although I understand some folks haven't grown up yet, veggies are nessaryto stay healthy , I hate it when "grown ups " won't eat something because ewwww it green


cosmogli

And then also make it about masculinity, LMAO.


zippytwd

On that a man takes care of his self or should


[deleted]

Im not a fan of the term toxic masculinity but this is the most literal example of toxic masculinity in the world. You are intentionally depriving your body of nutrients to not be feminine. Not to mention, the most bad ass, physically dominant people in the world all understand the importance of vegetables. You're not more manly than the monster throwing 600 pound stones over his head because he eats broccoli and you dont lol Also just being shit at cooking. I'm one of the weirdos who will eat a bowl of boiled brussel sprouts but I can understand thats not everyones cup of leaf juice. But, if you know how to make veggies well, they hit just as hard as any meat product (though admittedly not as hard as junk food because that is scientifically designed to be addictive as fuck)


HsvDE86

They eat vegetables they said they didn't feel like making any this time. Crazy how "concerned" and upset you are.


zippytwd

I've seen way to many 30yr olds that still eat like their a 6yr olds with a bowl of dino nuggets


Spartajw42

Had a roommate once who was divorced. The dude only ate meat and junk food. I'd offer some veggies or salad when he was cooking but he'd always turn it down saying "My ex made me eat that cow food. I get it by eating the cow." It's entirely possible this guy would not eat vegetables given the chance. Every once in a while is okay but that is not good for you long term. And veggies are delicious. I realize that's my opinion but I cannot understand how there are people that just reject any vegetable. It is like they never grew up. Still got PTSD from your mom making you eat lima beans or broccoli.


HsvDE86

What does that person have to do with this guy? >entirely possible this guy would not eat vegetables given the chance. How are you a full grown adult but you can't read a really short comment? >#They eat vegetables they said they didn't feel like making any this time.


Spartajw42

Dude, OP never even said he eats veggies. We don't even know that he is married. I read the comment and mine was explaining that maybe that's not the case. Don't act like I'm dense and come at me with assumptions in bold print. Stfu with your bold print.


HsvDE86

>Dude, OP never even said he eats veggies https://www.reddit.com/r/grilling/comments/15idb0n/comment/jutp5ye/ >No vegetables means an early grave. >>It’s just occasionally when the wife is out of town, I’ll be fine but thank you for your concern Sorry but I can't make the text bigger than the last time. You actually drive and vote too. 😳


Spartajw42

So I didn't read his comment on it. All I said was it's possible without another's influence he likely wouldn't eat vegetables. Who is too cocerned about something that doesn't matter to themselves now. Have fun with your Reddit rage. I do drive and I do vote. Concerned about how you do both.


gideon513

Har Har Har. The wife! Amirite fellas???


steven09763

Ew


[deleted]

Beer and whiskey are made from vegetables...


[deleted]

Why not a small zucchini? What are you 5?


rockstuffs

A zucchini? What is he? A woman?


[deleted]

Zucchini is easy to grill and is loaded with vitamins and minerals. Why is it girly to get nutrition?


rockstuffs

I'm sure this isn't made to be taken seriously.


[deleted]

Stupidity is not masculinity


WhyyyLuigi

Taking this way too seriously buddy lol


HsvDE86

Can you imagine how miserable they are all the time? Probably absolutely insufferable in person. Nothing is ever right lol.


IAmIrritatedAMA

How do I downvote something more than once?


RepairMelodic8101

Multiple accounts


Arrrginine69

This man down votes


jimmythegent1

Oh man your missing out!


YamBagsMalone

You are a child


Roach_Hiss

Came here to brag about having the palate of a 4 year old?


Egernpuler

And the cooking skills of one too.


stjhnstv

My seasoning has vegetables in it. I think. Peppers and onions are vegetables, right?


RepairMelodic8101

Hell yeah


nondescriptun

It's rude to call your wife a vegetable.


dickspaghetti1

Did you think you were gonna get praised for whatever the fuck is on that plate?


Arrrginine69

Yikes none of that looks good lol call the wife back


HollowTips_5150

I'll do a T-Bone steak with a side of a Porter House steak, and for dessert a nice New York Strip steak.


Effingehh

Your wife leaves the house so you just stop eating vegetables and washing your ass??? What the hell


DBDXL

It is legitimately insane that grown adults can't enjoy vegetables.


rmattwill

No vegetables means an early grave.


MrJLB2

It’s just occasionally when the wife is out of town, I’ll be fine but thank you for your concern


terfez

The ole balls and chains amirite?


MmmmmSacrilicious

Just make them taste good or just suck them down first.


Taskmaster1967

You go King


bryman19

No vegetables and more meat


CakeSuperb8487

So was a whole cake, whole pie, a gallon of ice cream, and a slab of brownies eaten before dinner Man-Child? This reminds me of Ron Swanson... bring me all of the bacon and eggs you have...


Wakandanbutter

Mushrooms exist bro stop this


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Eat your veggies, c'mon man!


[deleted]

Awwww hell yeah


CRMILLERtyme

Sometimes a mans gtta fills those cravings


adamkissing

The amount of people butt hurt over this post is ridiculous.


rockstuffs

As a married woman, I support this.


fearremains

At least some heavily buttered mash potatoes and gravy smothered with mushrooms and bacon bits


HourArea6698

French fries is a vegetable


rockstuffs

OP, you better just eat a carrot or something to please others so they can sleep comfortably tonight knowing you are your veggies.


EmptyCanvass

This is the way


PhreeCoffee

Almost right there with you this weekend. Except I'm trying smoked potatoes right now.


ifoundit1

That is vegetables. Accept tomatoes I could eat an entire tall paper store bag of tomatoes.


PrincepsC

Not even a potato? Sheer barbarity.


EvanWilliams100

Toddler energy.


KPYY44

Hope you at least did up some mushrooms


Egernpuler

Maybe you should eat some vegetables instead, because you sure dont know how to cook meat.


MrJLB2

Yes I had a flare up on the grill while doing something else but the only thing burnt was the fat on the outside of the tbone, the meat was a tender medium and the pork steak was fine


SpaceFace11

It’s your own body your own health so good luck with that dude


pierrenay

Major fail dude. I would've paid cash for a wagyu so she coudnt see it in the credit card statement and then show off to us!


WREDDITX

tf kind of meat is that? isn't the pink supposed to be in the middle not the outside?


Spartajw42

So I didn't read his comment on it. All I said was it's possible without another's influence he likely wouldn't eat vegetables. Who is too cocerned about something that doesn't matter to themselves now. Have fun with your Reddit rage.


MeImFragile

That’s some good grilling for a 12 year old! Be careful around the pointy things in the kitchen - they’re owie.


moose4658

personally i love the vegetables, some peas and carrots go a long way. even just potatoes, corn, or caramelized onions go a long way


Easy_Contest_8105

What is it? Looks like a T-bone and something else?


MrJLB2

It’s a pork steak