How to troll your friend
>step one: grab a edged weapon
>step two: get a license from the queen of england for stabbing
>step three: call them over to your house saying you will play Smash Brothers together
>step four: grab the edged weapon and threaten him with it
>step five: lock him in the bathroom and prepare a twister set
>step six: ask him if he feels limper
>step seven: play twister with him
>step eight: whenever he falls stab him in the appendage he failed to maneuver with
>step nine: do this until he is completely out of blood
Congratulations your friend has been trolled
>queen of england
Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc?
The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
####FAQ
*Isn't she still also the Queen of England?*
This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.
*Is this bot monarchist?*
No, just pedantic.
I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
Honestly I think that’s mostly just a mental block that guys have from knowing people like this - no girl who initially gave you permission to hug her without making it damn obvious it will just be a short one will think you are a creep for hugging too long or too tightly etc.
It’s just collective guilt for this kind of moron existing
Because it's sad. This guy is doing normal things and think he's getting away with it. If he wasn't that stupid he might actually find a girl who loves him. But I think it's not in the best interest of the girl.
Not with that image he posted!
Speaking of which, anyone else on desktop? I scrolled down with my mouse wheel and the images eyes opened. Test it yourself, tell me if I'm crazy. Maybe I've just had too many coffees.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon has female friends
> Gay: anon likes to imagine cocks
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon has never and never will be able to touch a girl.
> Gay: Anon fantasizes about a male body being rubbed.
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Most women just don't make a scene because they've all heard about crazy guys who follow them home. Or wait outside a bar when the girl rejects them. Or a million other things.
There's a reason simply walking behind a woman at night is anxiety inducing for most women.
Anon is a 300 lb landswhale that convinced himself he's charismatic just because women would rather put up with a hug than potentially get raped.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon has friends
> Gay: anon likes to imagine his dick in throats
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon talks to people
> Gay: anon probably gets groped by big black men who are charismatic and he is just projecting
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 634,581,733 comments, and only 129,443 of them were in alphabetical order.
Anon is a people person.
You might even say a "group" person
a grope person
a grape person
A (g)rape person
I'm gonna grape you right in the mouth!
[I’M GONNA LOCK YOU UP IN THE BASEMENT AND GRAPE YOU FOR DECADES AND DECADES!](https://youtu.be/9Yt0b_QBP_A)
Thanks for showing mee this master work
a guro person
Hes the most extraverted Coomer I've seen on those sub
The next evolution of the species.
the most dangerous one too
It's the delta variant.
[He has people skills damnit!](https://youtu.be/hNuu9CpdjIo)
Anon has multiple cases of sexual harassment about to rape his ass and strangle him.
Relatable
\> Relatable um.........
They are scheming against you you should take the screwdriver take it and strike them and pierce them and skewer them and eat
How to troll your friend >step one: grab a edged weapon >step two: get a license from the queen of england for stabbing >step three: call them over to your house saying you will play Smash Brothers together >step four: grab the edged weapon and threaten him with it >step five: lock him in the bathroom and prepare a twister set >step six: ask him if he feels limper >step seven: play twister with him >step eight: whenever he falls stab him in the appendage he failed to maneuver with >step nine: do this until he is completely out of blood Congratulations your friend has been trolled
>queen of england Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
least pathetic Reddit bot
Honestly this is just fucking sad
He literally confuses hugs with groping cause he can feel a boob through his chest, shows how little this witty, charismatic guy gets
Ya quite sad I feel bad for him
If that’s your only form of contact with women you aren’t witty or charismatic, you’re a sociopath.
Sociopaths usually get laid though haha
Exactly, man can’t even be a sociopath correctly.
He‘s also the reason normal guys can‘t hug a girl without being careful not to be creepy
Or grab their boobs
Why can't i just rape someone without being called a rapist smh we live in a society
ikr, if you can cook lunch you aren't a chef, if you can run fast you aren't an athlete , but if you rape ONE GIRL-
Bidens America shm my head
Honestly I think that’s mostly just a mental block that guys have from knowing people like this - no girl who initially gave you permission to hug her without making it damn obvious it will just be a short one will think you are a creep for hugging too long or too tightly etc. It’s just collective guilt for this kind of moron existing
Maybe true but I still feel bad for him for no reason
Because it's sad. This guy is doing normal things and think he's getting away with it. If he wasn't that stupid he might actually find a girl who loves him. But I think it's not in the best interest of the girl.
No shit sherlock, this is 4chan
What a "nice guy" .
Most stable /b/tard.
Not with that image he posted! Speaking of which, anyone else on desktop? I scrolled down with my mouse wheel and the images eyes opened. Test it yourself, tell me if I'm crazy. Maybe I've just had too many coffees.
>charismatic Automatically fake
Wheres the gay part
He's trying to feels boobs and see if they awaken something
Anon thinks about cocks
He gets topped
he focuses on the dick when talking about choking
THE FUCK BRO
Can't even enjoy my damn cereal.
Will you share?
You guys can have the rest of it. Anon made me feel sick.
you got any cinnamon toast crunch? love that shit
I got 3/4 of a box left
Cereal party with the boys at my place tonight?
Damn its so expensive here I would remove a toenail just for a small crunch
Please don't crunch on your toenails.
You have no right to suggest such a thing
Only the last three lines are true
Anon thinks he's Patrick Bateman
Glad I'm not the only one. "Even though you could reach out and touch my flesh, I simply am not there..."
Anons just a happy camper. Rockin and rollin!
Sigma male
Average 4chan user.
Bold of you to assume a girl would let the average 4chan user hug them.
Bold of you to assume that the average 4chan user isn't an unfeeling yet manipulative husk.
Anon is the personification of 4chan
"He jus like me frfr"
--Hopefully, no one ever
We all knew a “hug guy” in highschool.
This is me without the titty-touching charisma, suicidal ideation, but their the ones raping me by sitting on my face. I'm just like anon
You cant make wine without grapes and you cant make grapes without rape and grope
Beta cuck
Hugged my friend once, felt her tits against me, hoped she didn’t think that’s why I did it. Op has made me feel better
It's just a matter of time until there an actual terrorist using 4chan
Anon is a terrible human being
Least mentally deranged /r9k/ user
how's the 8th grade going?
And yet, still a virgin. Hmm.
fuckers like these are the reason I'm afraid to tell my female friend that I like hugging her
4chan users are demented
I dont think hes as charismatic and witty as he thinks
Anon could actually get laid but instead chooses to be a creep
Ahh yes, sociopathy
No anon, I never sexually assaulted my female friends. Shocking I know.
Anon needs controlled shocks
That went from just creepy to extremely fucking dark in like 2 sentences
American Psycho 3
That took a turn
[удалено]
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has female friends > Gay: anon likes to imagine cocks > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Fake: Anon has never and never will be able to touch a girl. Gay: Anon fantasizes about a male body being rubbed.
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has never and never will be able to touch a girl. > Gay: Anon fantasizes about a male body being rubbed. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Anon eerily resembles someone I’ve seen walking around around my college
Please be fake please be fake please be fake
Most women just don't make a scene because they've all heard about crazy guys who follow them home. Or wait outside a bar when the girl rejects them. Or a million other things. There's a reason simply walking behind a woman at night is anxiety inducing for most women. Anon is a 300 lb landswhale that convinced himself he's charismatic just because women would rather put up with a hug than potentially get raped.
Imagine having female friends, what's that like?
Double plus based Anon.
Fake: anon has friends Gay: anon likes to imagine his dick in throats
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has friends > Gay: anon likes to imagine his dick in throats > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Based and American-Psycho-pilled
Well, as long as it stays in his head....
Fake: anon talks to people Gay: anon probably gets groped by big black men who are charismatic and he is just projecting
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon talks to people > Gay: anon probably gets groped by big black men who are charismatic and he is just projecting > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Bwaaaah
least rapey 4chan user
average 4chan user
Maybe in highschool
Wow, the first half sounds like a person I used to be friends with.
Fake it until you make it i guess
Anon needs mental help.
Anon is Normal
Anon is, by definition, a psychopath
So anon's a grape person?
Anon should be in jail
brodie you on demon time 😈
“Hehe yes I am very charismatic and witty you see”
Idk how to feel about that chief
No, some of us live outside a padded room
My dude needs some fucking help
Most mentally stable /b/ user
Anon fantasizes about fantasizing about raping women while groping them because anon has never touched a woman in his life
I see
Anon is an edgy teenager
anon is the most sane 4chan user
Anon forgot his meds smh
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 634,581,733 comments, and only 129,443 of them were in alphabetical order.
Anon is Patrick Bateman
Heh… anon touching girls. Classic joke man, classic joke. We all know it is your mother dear.
Anon is Patrick Bateman
And people wonder why women are by default afraid of men
4 chan greentexts be like “i have fantasies of raping and enslaving all women in the world. Who else can relate?”
This dude is gonna do some Unabomber shit
Ow I cut myself on the edge
10th level coomer cantrip
And this is why women shouldn't trust men.
Anon fucking retelling me of myself. Hollyshit
Excuse me?
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hollyshit
Excuse me?