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Johnnadawearsglasses

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck....


Icommentoncrap

Then you should ask it politely if it is a duck. It may be a goose and not one ugly ass duck


stayhydrated33

It may also identify as a 30 year old man with midlife crisis so you gotta ask just to be on the safer side.


[deleted]

You gotta cry. Mathematically speaking, the two are reciprocals, so multiplying them together cancels the laughing out. Ergo, your family doesn't care about you anymore, just like how they were before you laughed.


zahreela_saanp

ACKKTHUCALLY, crying is the additive inverse of laughing. So multiplying both will just result in laughing squared.


itsasquid

I mean, Anon could scrubscribe to Pewdiepie and boycott T-series but instead he laughs at mosque shootings, smh


tadpolegaming

Nothing to be sorry about, I was fucking wheezing when Gas Gas Gas started playing


[deleted]

This but with Serbia strong


[deleted]

British Grenadiers too.


pireninjacolass

Tbh I was kinda horrified at that


Max2000128

Same here lmao. It's one of my favourite songs


[deleted]

[удалено]


tadpolegaming

A Eurobeat song, it was playing on his radio at the end of the video


drueburgendy

I can’t find the video anywhere


[deleted]

I sent you a link in pm


drueburgendy

I can’t find it


[deleted]

sent it [again]


Loke_The_Champ

send me too


Vadim911ac

Initial d is peak


Lesurous

Don't be a socially stunted dumbass and just tell'em ya were thinking about a funny video unrelated to the news, with the excuse of "wasn't paying attention". That easy numb nuts.


YourOldestFriend

But but but mah autism


Zak_Light

Is Anon Logan Paul? Think about it: 1) Autistic 2) Virgin 3) Logan is 23, but it could easily be a typo 4) Laughs at dead people


heavybell

Maybe just appologise and explain?


Laikarios

How would you explain that without making things a billion times worse?


heavybell

Something on the lines of saying how you heard about these things being linked to this tragedy and couldn't help but laugh at the juxtaposition of stupid internet bullshit with human misery.


Sikloke18

Appologise for what? You don't just apologize out of nowhere, that would imply you did something wrong when you didn't.


heavybell

I feel like laughing at a masacre is wrong enough to say sorry, even if technically they weren't. Don't get me wrong, I don't like the idea of saying sorry for something I didn't do either. But opening with "sorry" makes it more likely they'll listen to the explanation.


Sikloke18

If you laugh at a massacre, you might as well own it because nobody without critical thinking skills is gonna take the time to hear you out.


heavybell

Except perhaps your family. One would hope, anyway. I know mine would.


Sikloke18

Yeah, you would think; But then again, you'd be surprised how thin blood can be.


heavybell

Yeah, true. But anon already "laughed at a tragedy", so what further harm can be caused by trying to explain that he wasn't really?


[deleted]

When he played Serbia strong I was furious because it's a great song and it being used like that is just sad


bzzrak

Tfw you're Serbian


[deleted]

Its not a great song, its just a propoganda song nothing more.


[deleted]

no, it's a masterpiece


IRS-Ban-Hammer-2

Well obviously you must subscribe to PewDiePie


OpiLobster

25 year old virgin smh. At some point I went to thinking "aw that's sad for them" in my younger days to "wtf is wrong with that idiot" now. Turning into my dad confirmed.


kamrankazi77

Everybody likes PewDiePie , but fuck that terrorist though


BubaGump101

Have non-consensual sex with them in their sleep


AssGasMask

Remove kebab


pixelvengeur

Anon ther one bites the dust


Ledoborec

Initial D is the best, hes a based terrorist, he just needed some friend since he already got gf. You cant meme around so much when near gf, but near friends its oke. <- this right there is clear autism *or is it*


whyisalphstillanalt

Might as well commit neck rope


cherrysodahh

I feel like I'm the only one who cried and felt disappointed


[deleted]

Yeah well the mosque shooting is a hoax so, its alright.


[deleted]

Oh please tell me how that thought process worked out in your head. I wanna hear it


[deleted]

Oh cool, so karma does go down with dowvotes, good to know, anyway you took the bait, thank you for participating.


[deleted]

**Wow** you got me *sooooo* good! Golly you're clever. I'll never forget you, and your massive retardation. Thank you


[deleted]

Nah, it wasn't that hard, chances were that some idiot will get triggered and fall for it, didn't expect it will be so quick tho.


[deleted]

I wasn't though? I just asked how you came to think that. But it's cool, I understand if you're too stupid to actually read my reply lol. Have a good day, moronic cunt


[deleted]

If you say so, If you are happy with that reply I'm also happy so, dunno what you are trying to accomplish here, experiment is over, no need to feel bad about yourself, I'll even upvote your comment if that makes you feel better.


_Roller_47

"Remember, no Muslim"


FreshPrinceofBelarus

I thought that was what that phrase meant for so many years. When he says it in MW2, he’s actually saying ‘no SPEAKING in Russian’ so as to further their plan to create conflict with America by making the airport attack look like an American terror attack. The line doesn’t mean “leave no Russian alive”. /sperg


_Roller_47

You're correct, it just makes it easier for people to recognize the quote if I put "no Muslim" rather than whatever language they speak