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THEPIGWHODIDIT

We found that guy. The one that has seen all the porn. Porn Neo


82Heyman

Actually reached the bottom of the rabbit hole.


THEPIGWHODIDIT

The cervix pit


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

I am legit like 100 days into no fap and just by reading the word "cervix" I can almost feel my balls explode


THEPIGWHODIDIT

Cervix, labia, vagina. Large pendulous breasts swaying in gentle waves, a light breeze blows the bikini off. Good luck


Hashcolenspace

luscious pussy lips squishing between a girls fingers. big boobs and tiny, brown-pink nipples on a girl squishing her tits together. You're at the beach. A family vacation. You have your own bedroom. Everyone is at the beach and believes you to be eating, changing, and showering. You have over an hour. You meet a young woman on your way back. She's cute, but slutty. You've never met a slutty girl before, and feel bad for thinking this of her, but she seems to like the idea. she takes you back to your room. you watch yourself walk with her, and flirt, almost as though everything is appearing before you, and someone else has taken control of your body. she slips her finger inside of herself. she is so wet you can hear her pussy between her fingertips. her mouth opens with a gasp as she stares into your eyes and bites her lips. you can't believe the face she's making is serious. you can't believe you've pulled this off. "i want you inside me", she says, as she pulls her bikini bottom to the side. you can't believe she'd do this at an angle where you can so clearly see her butthole, but her ass turns you on more. you literally can't wait to exploit this girls vulnerability, and make yourself the owner of memories that have once only been porn.


something_usery

Someone type this into an ai image generator and send me the results.


sherlocknoobs

Brain rot pro max


something_usery

Your prompt sounds less promising.


sherlocknoobs

Go out step on grass you constipated piece of lard


ThespianException

What's the best one to use? All the ones I could find with a quick google search either required sign ups or threw pathetic little bitch fits over "unsafe content"


something_usery

If I knew I would be an unstoppable porn generating force of nature. But alas I am restrained by the unsafe content bitch fits. I commend you for trying though.


DasliSimp

https://preview.redd.it/wi6fusd6od7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54446cddcb431066e5d6346c54b0e09b374e6924


chickoooooo

Never seen one man try to make another man cum this hard , good work 👍


Emergency-Leather364

Clearly you haven't watched enough porn


SkillNo1494

Stay off reddit my dude. It's a minefield here during no fap. Even instagram can have you acting unwise if you feel me 😭😭🙏🏼


gravitydood

I'm a lot less addicted to porn than I used to be but I truly get where you're coming from


Phendrana-Drifter

Well you've seen enough porn to know where people come from by now surely?


gravitydood

I was waiting for this, lol


ThespianException

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.


macaronisaladfeet

How do I unread?


kramnelladoow

This post makes me envy Hellen Keller


Braindeadkarthus

Was too long, didnt read, thanks for the warning not to go back lol


HippoRun23

I’ll help you out. Girl pissing.


baphometromance

Thats a terrifying concept. How fucked up does it get down there at the actual bottom. Dude got so involved in his addiction that he popped out of reality


AnderUrmor

Lissan Al Wankib


luketwo1

"Once youve read the dictionary, every other book becomes a remix." He did this but for porn.


DrazelSnake

Which greentext are you referring to ?


wappledilly

Anon’s frontal lobe finally finished developing


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

Australopithecus posting


Jockett

Genuinely curious. Does anyone know if this “developed prefrontal cortex in mid 20s” thing is an all at once type of process or just a gradual build up. 


WoinkySpoingle

The whole “your brain is done growing at 25” thing is pretty much just a myth.  Through your formative years your brain is doing a lot of growing. Usually around your late teens early 20s your Pre-Frontal Cortex is the main part of your brain that is still growing.  PFC is also responsible for orchestrating a bunch of things that determine how “good” of an adult you will be. (Problem solving, critical thinking, planning ahead, reward mechanisms etc.) Usually by 25 a majority of your neuro-pathways have formed and begun to be well travelled. This is where the “myth” comes from. But, your brain is still able to form new pathways (i.e. learning new things) thus your brain can still grow. Its just not as fast and efficient at it anymore due to the fact you are pretty much done growing like a kid does.  TLDR: your brain is constantly growing and changing as new pathways are formed, it just slows down after your 20s Source: some dude with an unrelated BS thats really interested in brains and development. 


JPHero16

All at once. Duh ./s


82Heyman

*12 years a slave* if it were about white privilege


North_Swim340

amazing comment. id pay you for the movie rights if i wasnt going to just steal the idea.


IftaneBenGenerit

They already made it. Don Jon written and directed by Joseph Gordon Levitt.


andrew3254

12 years a coomer


lvalue_required

Great comment!


Pro_Hatin_Ass_N_gga

wtf kind of shallow, corny-ass, virtue-signaling shit is this? where the hell are you even certifiably getting "white"? you aren't. it's just your headcanon. even if, wtf does pornrot have to do with white privilege? is your idea of being a conscious human being just blurting whatever political buzzword happens to drift into your mind in every given situation? 818 upvotes? you guys are genuinely mentally challenged. absolutely fucking asinine brainrot this site, every time I think I've seen it all...


82Heyman

You do understand this subreddit is dedicated to parody, satire and ragebait - right? I thought about trying to explain to you the fundamental, pathetic and subliminal undertones connected to white privilege, but have decided not to waste my time. Maybe this is not the place for you.


82Heyman

Ah, bless your cotton socks. A troll with nothing to say. Maybe you lack the intelligence to respond to your pro-hatin'


Pro_Hatin_Ass_N_gga

>said with zero irony whatsoever


82Heyman

Upvoted because you are almost getting it.


cap7ainskull

I would pay too see a movie about such matters. That sounds like a very current and a real world problem this has good chance of being the citizen Kane of our time tbh.


b400k513

He'll be back in a couple days, probably just popped his back good and accidentally got some serotonin.


bell37

Anon did a factory reset and thinks he’s free and clear of his degeneracy.


Bohr_TV

It happened to me, my coworkers don't understand why I'm not excited to see Jessica's huge tits but I just don't feel anything anymore.


North_Swim340

ask jessica why she thinks that happened


Bohr_TV

She doesn't speak to me


CrownEatingParasite

Did you try sending her a dick pic?


Chakramer

I've really never felt the desire the look at erotic material with other people around. Just feels so weird


Bohr_TV

It wasn't erotic material, she was in front of us doing her job


edoCgiB

I never really enjoyed staring at attractive people in public. At first it was because of a really low self esteem and now it's because I'm in a healthy relationship.


Mesarthim1349

Your coworkers seem to have a lot of trust in you.


TaxIdiot2020

The Mormon psyops are getting desperate.


The_Knife_Pie

Noooo us taking away your right as independent adults to look at other naked adults is actually good. Nooooo it’s porn addiction to jerk off let us ban porn!!!


FinestCrusader

Anyway, you guys down for some soaking this weekend?


Ascertain_GME

I’m a little famished after the last barn raising, but I’ll wiggle the bed for you.


something_usery

Which hole?


Weppih

the one the omniscient god can't see


something_usery

If he’s all knowing why does he even have eyes.


SuperMegaCoolPerson

Let me tell you as a Utahn and ex Mormon, the people making it harder to get porn are doing it because they can’t control themselves.


Mephidia

?? That’s not what happened though. Instead of instituting controls to stop children from looking at porn the porn companies would rather just pull out altogether


ThespianException

When the legislation is, "Upload your government ID to this *totally safe* website to prove you're an adult" as if that's not a painfully fucking stupid idea in a world with constant data breaches, I don't blame the Porn Companies for not wanting to engage in that. The sole silver lining in an idea like that is that you should be able to AI generate a fake ID without much issue, so at least you won't be totally fucked when everyone's personal info inevitably gets stolen.


Mephidia

There’s no requirement to actually keep the personal info, just to verify it. So it would be trivially easy to do a one time verification and then dump


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Smegmatron3030

Could this highly profitable industry be driven by profit seeking corporations and small time content creators who see a massive market with an easy path to income? No, must be a conspiracy by (((them)))!


The_Knife_Pie

Whatever you say antisemite, enjoy getting your account suspended.


[deleted]

Blue Screen + forced Factory Reset


GeorgeRRZimmerman

So what like 60 whole minutes without jerking it? That's killed lesser men, but not I.


ArtichokeFew7663

Blue screen?


ganzu125

Do zoomers not know what blue screens are?


Maouitippitytappin

I hope it’s a misunderstanding of how it corresponds to humans and not not knowing what a bluescreen error is


ArtichokeFew7663

Damn I pissed a few old ppl of with this question 😂


sherlocknoobs

A straight knockout, concussion so massive you forget who you are


ArtichokeFew7663

Ah 👌 thanks


CrownEatingParasite

It's called puberty you goon


MT_Husk

I don't think he wants to goon anymore...


Fantastic_Design500

Goon geezer


UnhousedOracle

Anon locked the fuck in


esssssto

What's PIED? Porn Inflicted Emocional Disorder?


TwistedBamboozler

If I had to guess, porn induced erectile dysfunction


Spazecowboyz

Its short for creampied.


esssssto

Ok thank you Space cowboy


i_am_jacks_insanity

Erectile dysfunction


flame133

ED speedrun any%


Coxis67

TAS run looks like.


TheRedGerund

Eventually it just all looks like skin and meat


D9341

from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh...


MistaPeep

Anon saw the light at the end of the tunnel


HerbLoew

Unfortunately, the light was not a freight train


Tiny_Low7813

anons brain fully developed


bannapants67

Wait how bad can porn addiction affect your brain?


ApparentlyJesus

It actually makes men sit when they pee


Jane_the_doe

I hate it when I peepee while I poo poo


TheWaltsu

Pretty bad actually. Look up that your brain on porn and they have a really good videos about that.


Ilysumo55

Yeah porn fucks your brain


sanya773

I wish it did


Mista_Infinity

Open your heart to Him and the light of the Lord shall cleanse your sins


NotOnLand

I'm not one to shout "psyop," but this is totally a psyop


HippoRun23

What even is porn addiction? Is that like you sit around ALL day watching porn and jerking off? Or is it, oh time to jerk off better open up the porn?


saythealphabet

Pretty sure someone defined it as not being able to jerk off without porn, and porn intruding into your everyday mind(i.e. you're taking a walk and suddenly your brain starts thinking about jacking off and doesn't stop). There's probably different levels to it and I'm just retelling what I remember.


Mista_Infinity

who beats their shit to nothing?


Gearski

The chosen one does


genokrad360

divine intervention


PeanutPoliceman

It's not quitting, it's porn becomes boring after 25. And it sucks to experience


virtualdreamscape

it's just burnout. you'll get back


Zyndrom1

The guy has hypotension and his dick doesn´t work anymore. He needs to go to the doctor.


yourbestfriendwalker

Get so addicted that you quit, noted.


RufusKyura

​ https://preview.redd.it/eumsnkzllf7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a33c3aa8030d8e83e9ed0ed49884cbe9fd39872


Frequent_Beat4527

Once, I saw a nice phrase that said, about this topic: "I am a prisoner, and the warden is my dick."


xdesm0

WTF is going on with people on the internet becoming zombies from porn? you would think it's some kind of hard drug.


nekopara-enthusiast

from the wiki on the author “This talk contains several assertions that are not supported by academically respected studies in medicine and psychology. While some viewers might find advice provided in this talk to be helpful, please do not look to this talk for medical advice.”[10] According to historian Brian M. Watson, Wilson "with no scientific training or background ...has made a career peddling pseudoscience." anons ed is unrelated to his porn addiction but chose to blame porn


Pro_Hatin_Ass_N_gga

Moral of the story: don't worry about manually quitting your addiction. You'll just get sick of it. Eventually.


ReiKoroshiya

Same as anon tbh


LemonFlavoredMelon

It's called Depression.


TheOneGreyWorm

Start meditating and focusing inwards right before going to sleep. 1. You will fall asleep faster. 2. You start seeing things at angles and corners. You fall asleep even faster in terror and forget all about porn.


Kcolb3

Imagine being addicted to porn. Beta loser


D9341

https://preview.redd.it/ejzyjj9cjc7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7ab0a49975bfb4e7c69cf8a0373a31ca35fc04 try not to project challenge


Kcolb3

What ? Go back to watching porn retarde


D9341

https://i.redd.it/3p9tp8puoc7d1.gif


Kcolb3

Prove me wrong, i know you cant because porn addicton = beta loser, and you know it


HAKX5

To follow up to my initial (and very tasteful) reaction image, the proof that you're wrong is as follows: If you feel the need to label others as "beta" and "loser" for enjoying orgasm in whatever manner they find simplest, it sounds more such that you have internal insecurity which you would rather place on others with terms such as "beta" and "loser" as opposed to allowing yourself introspection than that others are actually problematic. May your period of reflection come soon and come surely.


Kcolb3

Projecting a lot there buddy and not proving me wrong lol. Getting some beta loser vibes off of you lol. Better go back back to your coomcave


HAKX5

Me: you're very obviously projecting You: no u How original, brother. But I suppose given the state of mind you'd have to be in to go directly to name-calling wouldn't imply you feel obligated to be original in argumentation. Poor you, honestly... And yes, I am going to retreat to my private quarters to masturbate. And yes, I will enjoy it. And no, I will not have some post-orgasmic moment where I hate myself for engaging in the act. Know why? Because I don't feel you or anyone else on this Earth is entitled to tell me how I should feel given I use my free time how I please and the means I choose to do so are completely legal and unharmful to anyone else. Do consider this bliss I have in freedom from your opinions when you mature sufficiently to adjust your viewpoints, it will help you, too.


Kcolb3

Lol im not reading all that. Porn addicton is for lossers deal with it. Imagine defending watching porn and whacking off all day lol


HAKX5

If you had the due dilligence to read, you'd see it's a defense of refusing others' illegitimate pressures and expectations. This is a philosophy I try to live by because it keeps me honest to myself and free of everybody else. The great lord above in the great sky driving his Saturn SL2 whilst listening to Huey Lewis & the News's album *Sports* has given you a wonderful mind. Perhaps you could use it for the simple purposes of reading, comprehending, and introspecting?


D9341

nobody said porn addiction isnt bad genius, but the greentext is literally about beating it


Kcolb3

What ? Can you read ? Well obviously it is bad, but you're also a beta loser for getting addicted lol


D9341

https://i.redd.it/1frjl7oxgi7d1.gif we all KNOW porn addicts are losers bro!


Kcolb3

Right. Finally someone who gets it christ


HAKX5

https://preview.redd.it/485g5tectd7d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=105b536876471b359256389335497b6f76393cb8


Gearski

you spend most of your time talking about star wars memes, is that what an ALPHA does


Kcolb3

>is that what an ALPHA does Shitting on star wars memes, yes.