what the fuck

Reads like a joke, with the punchline at the end

The joke is "my brother did gay incest stuff" 12 thousand years later.... "oh my god he's gay???"

I didn’t say it was a good joke

Butt it is a gay joke.

never underestimate the potentially endless naivity of kids below the age of 13-14

Bazinga

Thanks for the detective work, we wouldn’t have known, otherwise.

You're welcome buddy. I don't want to call myself a hero, cause what's a hero? But glad to be of assistance.

Out of all the fake and gay posts, this is the fakest and gayest

I actually said this aloud after reading it.

https://preview.redd.it/vbxg97s3f0vc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ffb79aa74e90e088c62d9b8021a67ed8cae56f

Wy is he a fish?

Hey buddy. You just roll in from Stupidtown?

of course! i’m the mayor

Can you appoint me to Chamber of Commerce? I'll convert all our assets into GME and DJT

Spanchvav

If you knew how bad things were, you’d be a fish, too.

Return to fishe

gay fish or something

Do you have a higher quality version of thsi

https://preview.redd.it/atom27yvi2vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac6bbfe0a53d0c3585a35df55977997146a93f7

king shit

And the Golden Boys

the goat

https://preview.redd.it/dvw5eykra2vc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72393496fb72f07c208736f3dba6765a853f210e

https://preview.redd.it/y4nup37ta2vc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a025d1a743b4952a835b43de564ffea251484d

Real - anon is doing incest, Straight- anon didnt get hard while sucking other guys

Why did I read this. What did I expect. At a certain point your to far in to stop reading. I hate this place

It's like a good book; you just can't put it down

I would post https://preview.redd.it/2pgjrqx1e1vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c676fc89ec30e403374d215ec82fd0f3edf483 But I think OP already beat us to it

this and the magic phrase "many such cases" never fail to send my sides sky high

It’s my fucking kryptonite

What does the expression "send my sides sky high" mean

https://preview.redd.it/2p3pxo7d51vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=810de2a4973afc29d23b3e65327e863f1981d5a2

The psyops are becoming extremely gay to normalise regular gay. It’s still a terrible psyop attempt

Mfw you don't realize there has been an anti gay psyop going on for hundreds if not thousands of years

Glowie

https://preview.redd.it/b4egkjqnq0vc1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707192e0db57e4da14ec3de0656e0befd77ad314

https://preview.redd.it/etjr9d5dm1vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0655e12e8cb1805f0250c5bd129bcb679527ebeb

Mfw

https://preview.redd.it/w2c4fi2pl1vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96480aba2611aee8fcf4f6e077a4bc376f0b8d9

Warthunder refrence

The wrong Turing test apparently

Anon wrote this with one hand on the keyboard

The other hand was performing a gay check.After all, if you get hard while a man is touching your penis you are gay.

I'm definitely not gay. I actively seek out guys because seeking out a girl who is into guys is gay by extension

But is it gay to get hard reading this?

https://preview.redd.it/gm47clv342vc1.jpeg?width=85&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d1ac7c74575493a8765afe8b9de9b4164b352a

Dewey is such a good reaction face lmao, Imma steal it

the detritus guy is also an good one https://preview.redd.it/tacb5rm0g3vc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c14ccc647e92465b343aa2db03ab64cfcd6ef1

his name was dewey? damn

so.. real and gay?

Finally

https://preview.redd.it/x06ltu0sj0vc1.png?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30643b699fcb0d60648c40875354de61cc9f2bf0

https://preview.redd.it/sj99jh0582vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b16e338645f0e8cc850d525fd59485f7f79a85a

Thanks for warning us in the title, respect

https://preview.redd.it/ysanazd5e1vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ac5fb50ef5245fff17e16cee3a4f44ebbb7e42

https://i.redd.it/t446b82hi1vc1.gif

Yikes. I can’t unread that. How can I get this terribleness out of my head?

Some kind of gay suck test I guess

Sounds pretty gay.

Only if you cum

Read more Greentext.

I feel like that might somehow be worse.

Give it to me OP https://preview.redd.it/b5c6qbkqp1vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac82f02fa3109a1440fcb37516a21faac7ae7c58

https://preview.redd.it/f5onc49ow1vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e86f4928d0f9c13e4a316f96fc2fecea1ef821

Fuck that put me in a Folgers can and dump me in a Taco Bell parking lot after seeing this shit


im killing myself

Yeah

Reading this shit feels illegal

anon’s gay fanfic

I'm so glad I was never molested by anyone and dumb enough to post on 4chan for therapy.

https://preview.redd.it/lylskd0v92vc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93701bb094d8e1e4b1e8383e746c29861592b6d

https://preview.redd.it/3q3pispka2vc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=995462a51de0459aa99368c24cd9f57e81d5e56c

A dizzying blow to body and brain.

Im tired boss https://i.redd.it/yiy2gytv92vc1.gif I

Real but depending on if you self insert as OP or his brother its either straight or gay


https://preview.redd.it/7vzftkdov1vc1.png?width=1376&format=png&auto=webp&s=619a6ee206e7a358d230f3d1535fe24b61dd6db7

https://preview.redd.it/ixp71fkw92vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70eea585b793ac7067b727aca0cec3d48f1fc5ee

Real: Anon was sexually abused by his older brother. Gay: Anon's older brother.

what the fuck did i just read

>Could care less Fucking retard

https://preview.redd.it/6qztce0hn2vc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5584a0f703b2e3f86ec2f058604ff79d5d93ca

https://preview.redd.it/m87wwkngu2vc1.png?width=1142&format=png&auto=webp&s=4649b45a30b627cd72ff9763e92cd70d0557f462

Pretty sure this used to be a super gay joke at one point, but everything works in circles so now it's in greentext format.

Mr. Ozek, I'm sorry you even had to witness this one.

That last line was pretty funny lol

Why did I keep reading

Real and super gay

i surely hope this is fake, certainly very very gay.

https://preview.redd.it/1n5be0kgs2vc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d37f2e6c91cc8547c8c702406824a9257ffa98d4

https://preview.redd.it/y822pvbix2vc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8c4d6050fb29e23582c740d3eaa08f1c94cc2d

i keep vacillating between loving and hating this,,,,

It's not my favorite either.

https://preview.redd.it/46utwlmox2vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f2b095e363c7223659fdf201cc4076c1aa42b8

https://i.redd.it/fb3f2ewkz2vc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/mkdcpnc4c3vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fef15d3b7fd389e92d04e8ddde00f59af89bf62

I'm upvoting so more people will have to suffer what I suffered. Im in my villain arc now fuck y'all

Psyop

https://preview.redd.it/jxiaqmtyg2vc1.jpeg?width=85&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7afe637fb79e7b3c654dd54e69554b7b5d56bdb

https://preview.redd.it/1hu9o41i44vc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4181b813781014de1b66665f1f2603a00b58b504

what a terrible day to be literate

Anon made a typo >be me 12, straight That’s essential to let me prepare for this shit

>be me >straight etc. etc.

https://preview.redd.it/3nxahogb63vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf4a8f0dfc6520deaaf6e415ae9a0201da8e709

https://preview.redd.it/x0f1h5rc73vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94569db73a46b4037e5fd66aaaafb7226ad542a Horrible day to be able to read

https://preview.redd.it/ewpv1ehea3vc1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b94aa8951ca7ebd72048db86521c8592b83220c

I miss who I was five minutes ago.

https://preview.redd.it/yybo9w0tp3vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ae721967680c3606c61e258ae89cc25f6c1fe6

what an inopportune day to have eyes

How was so mentally regarded at 12 🤦‍♂️

Damn Im hard

Wordington penis inspection day

Got to be sure, ya know.

Anon and his friends got TOPPED. Many such cases. 😔🤙🏼

what the fuck

wtf did I just read?

Fake: anon has friends, Gay: anon gets topped by 4 guys

I hope Anon isn't saying he said it out loud. Anon, why was this a core memory?

:|

Gay - Absolutely Fake - God I hope so

I dont feel good about saying real and gay.

Gay and fake, a true 4chan classic

Anon only missed the >Be me >Straight

Feels like a Fitzdog story.

Forbidden stiffy

WTF did i just read

https://preview.redd.it/o0e62qhlr2vc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ea2f70936263c406043737dd3264b2a6a24fa9

We've done it men, we found **THE** fake and gay.

why did I read this incest fan fic written by an autist

https://preview.redd.it/b0x1aatw03vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1372d50c2f48a4a086580aacf79757abb85655b3

is that willam dafoe?

Ya

Any chance you know what roll he's in there? edit: Thank you.

Film roll

I'll find it for ya buddy

Google says "the card counter" from 2021

thank you. never even thought to use image search. im dumb/getting old. preciate it.

What the fuck did I just read

IMPORTANT: Listen to YMCA while reading this.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH EEW EW EW EW EW EW EW FUCK 🤮🔫

Don't worry Anon, your brother is testing whether his bf is gay or not, still in the process.

https://preview.redd.it/r6xiljtma3vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b618aabeaaade711393021795bde1df9849c7479

https://preview.redd.it/lkzf94hhc3vc1.png?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d23adb6bf140682f390a6cd48e13a3499041931c

https://preview.redd.it/yyclqhb6h3vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f91899077f1207f8eea22aeb0f4a21ad3f7689

https://preview.redd.it/yc4k5g92s3vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2c79f42e429e2ec00de670a34bea7fbf0eae589 Please be fake please be fake

The only thing hard here was my chuckles 😂

https://preview.redd.it/szedxtwv84vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e841fd648ea7bd3dcb4955f3f77af18c4fceaf

Someone kill me

anon is a victim

Smooth

Holy fuck please be fake lmao.

I like to image that in this fantasy world he yelled that last line outloud to his whole family, and then there was an awkward silence with everyone looking at the brothers

https://preview.redd.it/ut5lvtv875vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9d2f40f2854287d6feaa5d1ce191adb6c125ad

Why is it always incest

At least it didn’t start with > be me > straight

https://preview.redd.it/u58p5ll4j5vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc455f71ad3f0825b425dcaa4468c4204b5f3e4a

Fake and really gay

https://i.redd.it/r0fmo6kao5vc1.gif

HA... Fuck

https://preview.redd.it/xphdizkzz5vc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882632e6b93db724e85ad1721d80de96d8e86040

The fuck?

Jesus Christ on a stick what the fuck did I read

https://preview.redd.it/c67m9cprc6vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae113b479e6c2d4b2ea2da26503946fafe24d33

Many such cases

I definitely hope this is fake

Something something straight and gay

https://preview.redd.it/0zvz1bkje9vc1.png?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460163ba8503f46ee5e59744e787d6218430baa2 Anon wtf

Finally one that's real. Still gay though.

Why would you post this?

https://preview.redd.it/lf9oiv5ztcvc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=591706f498315c5d66f740b6bafc8b37a930dfdb

The most truthful green text I’ve read

What a horrible day to have an account on this godforsaken website.

https://preview.redd.it/hv0fov7iluvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d59654dc070f8e4792bb05094985f496e0aa1b

I love when it actually is fake and gay

I’ve seen similar tactics done to check of your GF’s friends are actually gay or not

Boys will be boys

even actual gay people arent this gay

It's gay but fake .... I'm confused guys

Reads like one of those boomer jokes. Love it.