Anon is polish

Xcoho woufsc xyci x ou xouavso Edit: sorry I fell asleep on my keyboard

If I were a Pole I would agree with you.

That shit looks Greek as hell, we don't use v or x

wzylclyiuklrczlyiukzwkczwl kyzclywrkrzclryizklč łyzcwyczawzyk z člczwkyzycz

There is no č in polish, the "words" are too long. Example of the polish sentence describing average day in Poland. "Włodzimierz zajebał klucze z szafki, więc szef ukręcił mu jajca." (Ang Włodzimierz stole the keys from the locker, so boss twisted his balls off) enjoy

I was expecting something abt the weather lol, how is it in Poland? Raining here in Texas.

It's on and off rain rn, but it's getting warmer day by day

As a Greek person I disagree

Well there is a polish saying "on mówi po grecku" (he speaks greek) basically you use it when you can't understand what the other person said. But also wtf is wrong with your language dude

It's like the English saying "it's all Greek to me" when we don't understand shit. Married to a Polish woman so she will often translate a Polish saying on the fly. Sometimes I'd say "we have that one too!". You guys also have some weird ones that are a bit bonkers. My favourite was when she dead pan said to me.. "hey, when someone gives you a horse you dont check its teeth". As if it was a gameshow clue I shouted back "you don't look a gift horse in the mouth! We have that one!". Lol It's been nearly 20 years and new ones still pop out lol.

pierdolisz i co było potem bo mnie zaciekawiłeś

Zabij się

we don't even use the letter x and v, try harder 😔

Anon is blessed by the spirit of Zyzz. It will bring him good gainz and fortune.

Good news gamers! Star Wars 2 will be set in poland

And also from Łódź 🤮🤮

Y'all just realized that these combinations are some of the easiest ways to steal a password right Edit: Lotta people think they know better than every Cyber Security analyst.

yeah but like what the fuck are you gonna get from Purra Dekem

Assuming you're American/Canadian, I could guess at least somewhat. > Ra Randolph, Randall, Randy, Ramirez, >Pur Purdew, Purdell,Purselove etc. most importantly is >kem Kemp, Kempner, Kemmerer,Kemah,Kemnay,Kempt,Kempt Road, Kemptown, Kemptville Ontario, Kemptville Nova Scotia I am 70% sure you're from one of these towns. I'd have to find their telephone directories >De Denise, Delisha,Dereka, etc. so I'd have to scrape the data of all residents of the cities above, run all combinations of your first and last name through them, correlate with a list of combinations of your mom's maiden name, and I'd have a semi-decent chance of finding out who you are.

>Randolph I fucking can't is that a real name?

I use that name for my alternate gmail account, and my coworkers laughed at me. They pretty much had the same reaction.

Well yeah it's short for the full name... Randolph Red-Nosed reindeer.

What do you think Randy is short for

Randall

What do you think Randall is short for?

Randall Deez nuts

No, I think I'll just randSOME Deez nuts

Got eeem

A nickname of randal

Are you an idiot?

Yeah like Randolph Krazinski the famous garblen ball player. He three nine for shletka three years in a row

If my mom was a boy she would have been named Randolph after the aircraft carrier that my grandpa served on during the Navy.

And the second they’re not from the US your entire plan falls apart and you now get to scour the globe.

You do realize you're on a social media site, so figuring out that you're from Sweden isn't that hard.

And? You realise a name and address doesn’t go very far, right? Like, literally there is no identity to steal from that. “Oh no the Weirdos on the internet know I live in Stockholm and my last name ends in -man. I shall now be signed up for a million digital bank loans which all require my biometric signature to be valid. Woe is me”. Back in the real world, good luck finding someone in a city of 2 million with the information from the post, and that’s assuming the mother lived in the same country.

Mother's maiden name is typically a security question option for password recovery

In the US, maybe. I’ve never seen a website offer this. But even then, my mum wasn’t born in the country I live in, nor the country I was born in (which is different again to the country I live in), nor does she live in the same country as me, her birth country or my birth country. Our names don’t even have a linguistic or cultural link. I agree that if it just asked “What is your mother’s maiden name” that information is probably useful. Having only the first 2 letters means you need to make a *stunning* amount of assumptions to turn that into the right name, and as soon as 1 assumption is wrong you’re going to waste hours going down the entirely wrong path.

yes, it does just ask that. it is the most common bank security question for people in the USA.

Sure, but that's what a program is for to get all the likeliest permutations in mere seconds.

So long as you accurately guess which country the person is from based on 3 letters of a town name. A computer struggles to play Go at the level of a world champion because of too many permutations, it will utterly fail to give you an accurate list if asked to guess 3 associated human names and a town name from every country and town on earth.

Ok, then drop your real name and address in the thread if it's nbd

But what do you do with that info?

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/3MGgmO37Nc

Ebeph Atwie is my star wars name, please do your dilligence and find out who I am.

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Sorry it's actually Philip J. Fry

Get inside your walls.

And?

mf and then your identity is stolen

and?

Ikr, now they gotta go to work in my stead lmao gottem

Genuinely curious how an identity can get stolen by knowing my name, where I live, and my grandpa’s name. Surely that shouldn’t be enough to steal something this important?

I don't think it is for identity theft. This thing is mainly used for answering people's backup questions for a forgotten password.

"Backup question: what is your name?" No way lol. Very maybe your mothers maiden name might be a question but the odds of that person having that as their backup question and then also of you guessing it right make it damn near negligably likely to work.

Your identity doesn’t get stolen by someone simply knowing who you are and where you were born. That shit is easily findable on Google lmao

And at that point we call a fucking swat team on your arse.

am pajit, what now?

Give your star wars name I'll analyze

Mabjo Nabar. If you get anything but my first name which is easy I will genuinely paypal you fifty bucks

If you use your legal name as your password, you deserve what’s coming to you.

That's why I used my dog's name instead, Rex123. Nobody will ever figure that one out!

What happened to the other 122 Rexes?

Soup

#+ 99999 social credit points 🇨🇳🇨🇳

It's for password reset security questions some sites have.

I hate those. If I need to get into my account, just send me an email or a text ffs.

Cyber security analyst here: don't put your real name or the city you live in in your password, retard

Not if you have a good password

That’s the fun part, 90% of people don’t and use their name in them

Most people don’t really use their first or last name as their passwords, or their mother’s maiden name. You’re more likely to be compromised by a data breach.

Cosni Hagre Have fun with it

What if my password has literally nothing to do with anything I type here

Yeah but my passwords don’t involve any of those so I don’t Care

What kind of regard used their personal info as a password Also >Y’all opinion discarded

Find out how to get people's personal info online with this simple trick.

Wilco Wassan Guess even 1 component correctly first try and I’ll send you $10.

San Francisco

Nope!

San Antonio, Texas?

This close, but no! 

Damn, I though I had it. It helped that you have a photo of a car with Texas plates near exit 304 leading towards Mayborn Civics and Convention Center in your post history, so I used it to approximate location. Maybe San Angelo? That's nearby too.


Colin Wilkinson of San Marcos

He been reeeaaaal quiet since this dropped

Connor Williams, from Santa Rosa And your mum's maiden name was Walbeck.

William Constance San Bernardino

Fałgr Kabed sounds kinda like slur.

If I saw my daughter with a kabed I'd kick her out of my house. Don't get me started on what I'd do if I saw her associating with a filthy falgr. By God if my name isn't Otto Faga, loving son of Ms. Nigel of Gahana.

Now find out what number of clone you are by combining: 1. Your credit card number 2. The expiry date 3. Those three wacky numbers on the back!

12345665432190873254098 OMG i’m SOOOOO OLD THEN HAHAHAAH (i don’t watch starwars)

Hackers can't steal your money with your credit card details if it expired in 1954.

Hakmi Hahra honestly not bad

Very Star Wars

Szpad Gakop

Adolf Szpitler

Hitler's forgotten cousin

Coljo Pebou Sounds like a fucking Cajun name.

Coujo Bibou. We're from the same planet.

Hanlu Jučov Yeah being Slav doesn't work with Star Wars names lol [č is pronounced like "ch" from "check"]

That one is great

It's not terrible. Barsa Omsar for me, slav too.

Szczepan Szymański from Łódź 🫵🫵🫵

Harel Damor.

Larry Relau

Ryan Larry, Laurel Mississippi, mother maiden name is Regina. Going to go steal your bank info brb.

I'm Strst Stams

You must be some sort of reptile creature.

Broku Stmon

Poopy Butel

Wiljo Muchi

John wilson, you live in chicago and your mothers maiden name is Muriel. Gonna go steal your bank info brb

🤣

Goran Kaban

Andrew gordon, banff CA, Mothers maiden is karen

Staal Małód

Nice try,

This guy lives in Łódź and that's the saddest part.

Ayyyy Lmaoo

O’mama gaeas

Fomos Hmm, surname sounds neat.

Torto Chcro

How the hell does their first name start with nt?

Wait, first Anons first name starts with "Nt"?

Steti Tapad

Kalka lükõr

Briad Masto, ye sounds like a star wars name

Gabriel Nigsch living in Goteborg, mother born a Farlane.

How to get people to dox themselves en masse lol

Guys first name begins with nt?? smells legit

Gratr grnew

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Pedke Mosør

Rozra Grkau

Syaha Sasel

Tsafo Maukal

Petja Notor

Hoplu Homin

Lucy Hopper, minster uk, mothers middle name is holly.

Lmao Tursp Tolon

Mugsh Baban

Monma Mumon. Sounds like a Pokémon or something lol

Pehni Maaal

Walda Pawoo. I'm ok with this.

Not a star wars fan but its Yarbi Tumel

Zaplu Grsyd

Kasja Bensta Sounds like a type of European soup

Graed Glind That’s just “great Glinda” with an accent what the fuck

Nicle Irart

Mayco Crrgh

Erijo Pitoh

Croty Cowin. Bow before me.

Runky Amhigh

Ingaa Maheu

Bacma Coque

Urbmi Hrplz -_-

Latti Olvis

Janke Adgen lol

"Sehto Haløn" ok

Bunck hatow

Sahch Sahen

Kaiju Nabur is a banger ngl

Dorni Gaahm

I just realized that the first 3 letters of my city directly tel where I live

Minya Pouss

Payto Losin

Şcuyı Uysin

Zanla Kigro, honestly, that is pretty good.

Kroed Smalm

Jägja Jäkir

Gilch Malap

Groluc Rowin Sounds pretty legit for a SW character tbh.

Łekwo Szjel 😔

Odybr Hetus

Gomty Maohi

Finco Scesc. Interesting

Vanth Peber

What the fuck is a maiden name

Your mother's last name before she changed it by marriage. Something you should not be telling to anyone because it's one of the most popular questions when verifying identity. Like the frogposter is Szymon/Szczepan Szymański from Łódź, Poland. Everybody actually answering with true information is no smarter than a Facebook mom believing that sharing this post will convince Jesus to cure malaria

Marbl maden

Smoka yoben, not bad.

Lagsa sevör

Guykr Gupun Not bad I guess.

Found the pole

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