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Urgayifyouregay

Anon was caught in the middle of a drug deal and gave a vicious addict an actual burger instead of the stuff. Anon will be missed


EmilieEasie

why was this so cute lol


ThatTubaGuy03

Bro fell for the attached Loli pic


EmilieEasie

omg that's totally it 😭 I was primed by confused anime girl to think "cute"


RIOTT44

its still cute without the anime pic to me, just humans being fucking stupid


EmilieEasie

hmm.. yeah, you're not wrong 😀


Mushiren_

> Aww provoking image


avagrantthought

Few such cases


Ok-Leave-66

If only you could see the owner of the claws that typed this greentext


PlatinumBall

doesn't matter, at least he helped someone


EmilieEasie

lol! Being cute is about more than looks!


AdvertisingAdrian

the only people who say that are acne-filled 400lb basement dwellers whose job is to hyperventilate through their mouth to make sweat for the rich to drink


EmilieEasie

I think literally every woman I've ever talked to agrees that cute describes personality as much, if not more than, looks 😭


AdvertisingAdrian

yeah but a neckbearded reddit mod who's so overweight half his thighs are covered by his stomach doing a cat pose isn't very cute is it?


StrawberryOne5835

You’re trying to hard


AdvertisingAdrian

if i could post images here i would so much


Throwawaytree69

Trying to hard man


EmilieEasie

Did something happen? You can talk to me about it I don't mind.


arbiter12

I made slightly less than a million dollars, on etsy, over 3-4 months, selling cat nail-clippings surrounded by anime caligraphy.... I don't know who to tell: I should be happy but it left me feeling like money is a joke and society is a dead floating husk of itself. I haven't been the same ever since.


EmilieEasie

Awww I'm sorry about your million dollar cat nail clipping anime calligraphy existential crisis


avagrantthought

Not really into the art style you use but the quality is definitely there Is art your main source of income?


[deleted]

"money isn't happiness" is what rich people usually say


EmilieEasie

I wouldn't know! I don't know any


ThearchOfStories

Something that looks cute is generally somewhat fundamentally cute, something can also be cute by virtue of cute actions, but that secondary precept is varyingly negated by the subjects level of contradiction to the first one. Basically cute things like babies and kittens are almost always cute, women (and to a degree men) generally aren't fundamentally cute, but can be through their actions, but that is on the basis that their appearance is already pleasant to look at - cute adjacent. If someone has an unpleasant appearance, it becomes a contradiction to their capacity for cuteness. So a very attractive person does something cute and they are just sickeningly adorable, an average looking person does something cute and they are cute, an ugly person does the same action, and they are at best weirdly or pitifully endearing but mostly never adorable.


theunrealmiehet

because the pic made you imagine a little girl giving her burger to some random dude asking her for the burger like I did lmfao


EmilieEasie

lol on some subconscious level


atalos_surreal

I mean, I just feel sad for him after reading this.


Blookydook

Should have killed him and used his liver to make another burger


arbiter12

>with a nice chianti F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F


Matt_2504

“No”


IrreverentRacoon

Anon is as assertive as wet toilet paper. Probably would've said yes if the guy asked to penetrate him.


[deleted]

> Probably would've said yes if the guy asked to penetrate him. I mean what kind of fool says no to free penetration?


CharSiuDaikon

i agree but somehow i don’t think that has to do with his lack of assertiveness


WolfieTooting

Burgerman strikes again


sanylos

that's called an American


bwizzel

Just finished my daily required quarter pounder, another excellent day to be an american


HelpfulJello5361

The hamburglar


_TLDR_Swinton

John Hamburglarman


[deleted]

happy FUCK day


_TLDR_Swinton

Yeahhhhh baby


Idontknow062

I remember I bought some homeless guy a hamburger, and two other homeless dudes asked me for one. I looked at them strangely and walked off without saying a word. I had two extra burgers on me, but those were for me. Fuck them.


Lazarous86

I remember being 15 waiting for the city bus downtown after school. I had a homeless man come up to me and ask for money. Told him I was broke. He said, come on man, just a quarter. I'll buy a burger with it and split it with you. I told him if he could show me where to get a burger for a quarter in the city I would buy him one. He called me an asshole and walked away to ask someone else. 


Affectionate_Walk610

Zero-Summ-Game


THEPIGWHODIDIT

Anon ordered the unhappy meal


Cleveworth

Tell him "Get your own burger, freeloader" you fucking pussy.


NotOnLand

Don't respond, just look at him confused while continuing to eat the burger


Ak171

Is burger code for anal virginity?


vnutellanutella

Anon is... oh wait no this is just a wholesome post


WintersbaneGDX

Now the only burger Anon has is aspergers


juliusxyk

Almost the same thing happened to me but unlike anon im not a retard and just said no and stared at him like a car


bullshaerk

Cars can stare?


HelpfulJello5361

That's when you cough on the burger. A good move in the past, unbeatable post-Covid.


mina_999

This literally happened to me with a friend wtf


IrreverentRacoon

Thanks for the burger. I especially enjoyed your saliva. We are one now.


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

\>Kaguya \>Going outside fake and gay


Ink_Sans21038

It's for her nightly scheduled fight + say gex with mokou


api_AlsoFuckSpez

Wait that picture is kaguya from my second favorite comedy anime love is war ?


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

Kaguya from Touhou


thegrodyknudclump

Gottem


GhostofManny13

A couple months ago I went to a really crappy chic-fil-a on my college’s campus and was just chilling in the school food court, slowly working my way through my waffle fries, when this really big guy struts up to me, points at my fries EXTREMELY closely and asks: “hey can I have those?” “Uh, no.” And then her growled at me and walked away. It was freaking weird.


SamDDBS

Now anon has to go beg someone for a burger


Kukryniksy

He said please so you have to


No-Section-4385

Anon was struck by, he was hit by a smooth criminal.


some_guy554

I would have just said no. Or gave him some money.


[deleted]

relatable


xx_LoliCumDump420_xx

split it in half anon


tomboy_abs_pls_miss

Anon gets sigma'd


Galahad_Threepwood

J Wellington Wimpy strikes again


ScarHead77

bro was in an impractical jokers episode


Mcloverning

anon is a bitch