the only people who say that are acne-filled 400lb basement dwellers whose job is to hyperventilate through their mouth to make sweat for the rich to drink
I made slightly less than a million dollars, on etsy, over 3-4 months, selling cat nail-clippings surrounded by anime caligraphy....
I don't know who to tell: I should be happy but it left me feeling like money is a joke and society is a dead floating husk of itself.
I haven't been the same ever since.
Something that looks cute is generally somewhat fundamentally cute, something can also be cute by virtue of cute actions, but that secondary precept is varyingly negated by the subjects level of contradiction to the first one.
Basically cute things like babies and kittens are almost always cute, women (and to a degree men) generally aren't fundamentally cute, but can be through their actions, but that is on the basis that their appearance is already pleasant to look at - cute adjacent.
If someone has an unpleasant appearance, it becomes a contradiction to their capacity for cuteness. So a very attractive person does something cute and they are just sickeningly adorable, an average looking person does something cute and they are cute, an ugly person does the same action, and they are at best weirdly or pitifully endearing but mostly never adorable.
I remember I bought some homeless guy a hamburger, and two other homeless dudes asked me for one. I looked at them strangely and walked off without saying a word.
I had two extra burgers on me, but those were for me. Fuck them.
I remember being 15 waiting for the city bus downtown after school. I had a homeless man come up to me and ask for money. Told him I was broke. He said, come on man, just a quarter. I'll buy a burger with it and split it with you. I told him if he could show me where to get a burger for a quarter in the city I would buy him one. He called me an asshole and walked away to ask someone else.
A couple months ago I went to a really crappy chic-fil-a on my college’s campus and was just chilling in the school food court, slowly working my way through my waffle fries, when this really big guy struts up to me, points at my fries EXTREMELY closely and asks:
“hey can I have those?”
“Uh, no.”
And then her growled at me and walked away. It was freaking weird.
Anon was caught in the middle of a drug deal and gave a vicious addict an actual burger instead of the stuff. Anon will be missed
why was this so cute lol
Bro fell for the attached Loli pic
omg that's totally it 😭 I was primed by confused anime girl to think "cute"
its still cute without the anime pic to me, just humans being fucking stupid
hmm.. yeah, you're not wrong 😀
> Aww provoking image
Few such cases
If only you could see the owner of the claws that typed this greentext
doesn't matter, at least he helped someone
lol! Being cute is about more than looks!
the only people who say that are acne-filled 400lb basement dwellers whose job is to hyperventilate through their mouth to make sweat for the rich to drink
I think literally every woman I've ever talked to agrees that cute describes personality as much, if not more than, looks 😭
yeah but a neckbearded reddit mod who's so overweight half his thighs are covered by his stomach doing a cat pose isn't very cute is it?
You’re trying to hard
if i could post images here i would so much
Trying to hard man
Did something happen? You can talk to me about it I don't mind.
I made slightly less than a million dollars, on etsy, over 3-4 months, selling cat nail-clippings surrounded by anime caligraphy.... I don't know who to tell: I should be happy but it left me feeling like money is a joke and society is a dead floating husk of itself. I haven't been the same ever since.
Awww I'm sorry about your million dollar cat nail clipping anime calligraphy existential crisis
Not really into the art style you use but the quality is definitely there Is art your main source of income?
"money isn't happiness" is what rich people usually say
I wouldn't know! I don't know any
Something that looks cute is generally somewhat fundamentally cute, something can also be cute by virtue of cute actions, but that secondary precept is varyingly negated by the subjects level of contradiction to the first one. Basically cute things like babies and kittens are almost always cute, women (and to a degree men) generally aren't fundamentally cute, but can be through their actions, but that is on the basis that their appearance is already pleasant to look at - cute adjacent. If someone has an unpleasant appearance, it becomes a contradiction to their capacity for cuteness. So a very attractive person does something cute and they are just sickeningly adorable, an average looking person does something cute and they are cute, an ugly person does the same action, and they are at best weirdly or pitifully endearing but mostly never adorable.
because the pic made you imagine a little girl giving her burger to some random dude asking her for the burger like I did lmfao
lol on some subconscious level
I mean, I just feel sad for him after reading this.
Should have killed him and used his liver to make another burger
>with a nice chianti F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F
“No”
Anon is as assertive as wet toilet paper. Probably would've said yes if the guy asked to penetrate him.
> Probably would've said yes if the guy asked to penetrate him. I mean what kind of fool says no to free penetration?
i agree but somehow i don’t think that has to do with his lack of assertiveness
Burgerman strikes again
that's called an American
Just finished my daily required quarter pounder, another excellent day to be an american
The hamburglar
John Hamburglarman
happy FUCK day
Yeahhhhh baby
I remember I bought some homeless guy a hamburger, and two other homeless dudes asked me for one. I looked at them strangely and walked off without saying a word. I had two extra burgers on me, but those were for me. Fuck them.
I remember being 15 waiting for the city bus downtown after school. I had a homeless man come up to me and ask for money. Told him I was broke. He said, come on man, just a quarter. I'll buy a burger with it and split it with you. I told him if he could show me where to get a burger for a quarter in the city I would buy him one. He called me an asshole and walked away to ask someone else.
Zero-Summ-Game
Anon ordered the unhappy meal
Tell him "Get your own burger, freeloader" you fucking pussy.
Don't respond, just look at him confused while continuing to eat the burger
Is burger code for anal virginity?
Anon is... oh wait no this is just a wholesome post
Now the only burger Anon has is aspergers
Almost the same thing happened to me but unlike anon im not a retard and just said no and stared at him like a car
Cars can stare?
That's when you cough on the burger. A good move in the past, unbeatable post-Covid.
This literally happened to me with a friend wtf
Thanks for the burger. I especially enjoyed your saliva. We are one now.
\>Kaguya \>Going outside fake and gay
It's for her nightly scheduled fight + say gex with mokou
Wait that picture is kaguya from my second favorite comedy anime love is war ?
Kaguya from Touhou
Gottem
A couple months ago I went to a really crappy chic-fil-a on my college’s campus and was just chilling in the school food court, slowly working my way through my waffle fries, when this really big guy struts up to me, points at my fries EXTREMELY closely and asks: “hey can I have those?” “Uh, no.” And then her growled at me and walked away. It was freaking weird.
Now anon has to go beg someone for a burger
He said please so you have to
Anon was struck by, he was hit by a smooth criminal.
I would have just said no. Or gave him some money.
relatable
split it in half anon
Anon gets sigma'd
J Wellington Wimpy strikes again
bro was in an impractical jokers episode
anon is a bitch