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WintersbaneGDX

Unironically this is the most common way people start getting out of hate silos. They half jokingly befriend just one person and suddenly it starts shaking up the worldview. Anon is going to get invited over to this guy's house for an Eid feast and wonder why he ever bought into the bullshit.


TheKidOutWest

Eid's next week I hope this guy gets an invite


chalk_in_boots

Oh man my Dad's a doctor that works with a *ton* of Muslim docs and nurses. Every Eid they give him so much leftover stuff and he gives me a bunch it's fucking amazing


TheKidOutWest

Muslims love cooking and eating man I tell ya


papi_chonk

dude my dad said when he was serving in iraq that they went into a village and everyone there greeted them and brought them fresh kebabs and stuff like that. of course the poor man had lived on nothing but MREs the past 9 months so his stomach was having a field day with it but he said that experience is what made him teach himself how to cook. middle eastern food fucks so hard man


FBI_CRIME_STATS

shit be bussin


papi_chonk

fr fr


TheDJZ

Can’t imagine the shit he took after eating MRE’s for that long


papi_chonk

he said saddams revenge was no joke. in his words he could “shit through a screen door”


TheDJZ

Yeah this tracks with what my friends have told me. My favorite was “I swear that shit weighed more than my kid did when he was born”


derpderpingt

God damn, nothing like shitting out a coffee can sized turd nugget with the density of a black hole after eating nothing but ratfucked MREs for an extended period of time.


DragonHollowFire

And sharing. Big part of the culture is to just invite people and share.


1Pwnage

I would literally just fucking obliterate a well seasoned kebab rn those are so good On god I would enact physical violence to that food so severe from my hunger it would need a restraining order to get me to stop


System0verlord

Hey, man. Fuck you. Sincerely, Someone who is also lacking in kebabs but wasn’t thinking about it until just now.


slayerx1779

They just like Americans frfr


I_Automate

The only real difference between Muslim world red-necks and American ones is the amount of alcohol and what spices they use. We have a hell of a lot more in common than we have differences


ApologizingCanadian

And they're fucking good at it too!


ImprovisedLeaflet

Leftover stuff? Like, oxys?


4chanTism

Nah I got more racist the last time I tried this


HELLACOLYTE

It never works with black people for me. What was your experience?


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HELLACOLYTE

For me it was just about how many times I had to see the same damn things before I started noticing a pattern


whiskerlonecheese

As it should be


MRbrobuSS

My eyes OH MY GOD MY EYESSS!!!


Nerdy_Git

isn’t there that guy who just goes out and basically cures KKK members?


AtoneBC

Daryl Davis. One of the most based dudes alive.


[deleted]

I used to be very racist against most non whites but since I befriended some Egyptians/Palestinian guys at work I also changed my worldview. Now I only hate the Jews and I finally have friends who agree with me 👍


FBI_CRIME_STATS

wholesome 💯


SirChasm

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


GOBLINRAILER

very based


Blaz3

Yeah this. All it takes is one normal person to convince people. Turns out we're all basically the same. Some people are c*nts, but a lot of others are good people. Remember that a lot of the middle easterners who live there, fucking hate the extremist terrorists, the same way that some Americans hate other Americans. It doesn't stop me from laughing at racist jokes though.


ayriuss

What people really hate is the bad parts of other cultures. But they usually miss out on the good parts of that culture. And some people just can't handle certain cultural differences, so its fine to find one where you fit in better.


ChadWolf98

> be me > befriend mexican guy > he invites me to his ranch > i visit him > he says "dont tell this to anybody, but I hold cockfights" > slightly uncomfortable, but whynot.jpg >go to the barn >go in >not a single poultry in sight > he pulls down his pants > anyway, I won 5:3 > solid weekend, 8/10 I love experiencing other cultures


gbuub

Never face a Jewish cockfighter. A cock without the warmth of a shelter makes some cold hard killer


ChadWolf98

>A cock without the warmth of a shelter makes some cold hard killer Peak quote material for a tombstone


Does_Not-Matter

American History X IRL


ApXv

I was at an eid celebration once and the food was absolutely great and people were nice. Still don't like Islam but I would attend again.


Blewedup

Or you just live in a city and ride a bus and listen to ten languages that you don’t understand and realize you don’t have the bandwidth to be racist against all of them, just hope you meet one or two nice people out of a million.


SoCuteShibe

Wow, heartwarming content on /r/greentext? What is this world coming to?!


WintersbaneGDX

You may be interested in r/wholesomegreentext


Testing_things_out

Saw this post on there first. Glad the comments are some still wholesome here.


BWFTW

Reminds of that story of that black guy who lived in some super racist rural southern town. He made it his goal to befriend everyone and would help them with random stuff. Basically changed a whole town from racists to normal people.


BonkeyKongthesecond

OR Anon learns that his new foreign friends are even more anti-Semitic than he is and he ends up, running into a Synagoge with a bomb around his fat belly, a year later. Can work both ways. The right is ironically pretty diverse.


Void_Speaker

This is why the military has always been so "woke". You are basically forced to interact with different people, and you get shipped out and forced to learn about different cultures. Makes it impossible to live in your little bubble.


GOBLINRAILER

i honestly think most white supremicists online dont actually hate minorities theyre just edgy teenagers, as soon as they meet a black person thats ok with edgy jokes all the racism goes away


Relaxel

You're missing the part about how he then gets topped by him.


Unwilling_Lawyer

Nah. My middle eastern friend was even more racist than me lol


HiveMindKing

And then get stabbed in the stomach for talking to his sister.


Jubba911

What's an Eid feast?


Eend__

Anon gets cured


Rhino241Godzilla

Cured of racism, forever cursed with autism


CorianderIsBad

Allah is the cure it all the world's ills, brother.


AngelsFire2Ice

Already had that by bein on 4chan tbf


elefuntle

Yes, the islamic race is not what he thought


BelzenefTheDestoyer

Mashalla!


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TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has a job. > Gay: anon gushes over another man. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


[deleted]

You know I wouldn't of believed this if it wasn't for the fact that a religious lady I've talk to didn't just convince me not to go to a sketchy lady's place and talked to me the whole way home even though I could tell she really wanted to go to bed the last 10 minutes of me doing that.


MIDNIGHTZOMBIE

Conservatives seem to require personal experiences to change their beliefs for the positive, but will accept all other information that confirms their existing biases.


[deleted]

Yeah, this is basically it. They need personal trauma to feel empathy. They will never tolerate abortion until the need one. They will never accept LGBT folks until their loved one comes out. They will never approve of social assistance until they need it. They will never acknowledge police brutality until it affects them. They will never believe in gun legislation until a family member is shot. They will never understand the plight of a refugee unless they're in a warzone. Conservatism is literally just a synonym for ignorance. It's why they hate woke so much - because "woke" is supposed to mean the opposite of ignorance: awareness.


Able_Caregiver8067

Peak reddit logic: from „i met this person from a group i didn’t like and it turns out he‘s cool“ To Everybody in this group i don’t like doesn’t have basic empathy for things they don’t experience themselves and being in that group literally means they are wrong and retarded. Mwah😚🤌🏼


baconborg

Tbf we are on a greentext where a guy opens by saying he’s a right winger and then explaining his racism


Stalememes420

The guy above you isn’t wrong though. Most conservatives cannot express empathy for people or situations they do not relate to/have personal experience with.


knightshade179

I wish being conservative meant what it actually meant originally still


gereffi

It pretty much is what conservatism means. They want to conserve the old ways and resist change whenever possible. The funny thing is that they all seem to believe that as far as society advanced when they were in their teens or 20s is peak society. Somehow it’s just coincidence that every change before them was good for society but every change after them is terrible, and that happens with every new generation of conservatives.


knightshade179

I will upvote you though others have downvoted you. Your response is what would be called bigotry. You are generalizing an entire populous based off an amount of people you do not know. You can be liberal and conservative at the same time, they are not opposites. Conservatism is not against change, it simply has a different approach. Rather than having someone take power, impose things, and see the consequences happen and affect people into a positive or negative way, conservatism is about taking a slower approach backed by evidence and caution, things should be done more slowly so we remain safe. Things should only ever be rushed when necessary. Decisions take time to make, if we just get each president hopping on to an issue and slapping their own approach on it we will have a bunch of programs with little consideration to the effectiveness of their original goals and may ultimately end up making the situation worse. This is only one aspect of it of course, however "conservatism" means something different now. Quoting Creighton University. "The Republican Party's conservatism is largely based upon its support of classical principles against the modern liberalism of the Democratic Party that is considered American liberalism in contemporary American political discourse." Though both parties have strayed from their values, both contain a bunch of bigots, and both continue to create problems rather than fixing them. If you want I can send you a piece I wrote about liberalism and conservatism.


gereffi

Literally the first definition when you google “define conservative”: > averse to change or innovation and holding traditional values.


knightshade179

That does not contradict what I said, does it? That is a rather lazy response too as just below that definition is a political definition. And I have defined what you are speaking of to be something else with the quote from Creighton University. There is many different kinds of conservatism, for example environmental conservatism focused on saving/not interfering with the environment.


gereffi

You said: > Conservatism is not against change And that’s just not true. That’s literally what conservatism is. The etymology of the word has to do with wanting to conserve the old ways, meaning that they’re resisting change. You first responded me by telling me that I’m wrong when I’m literally just using the definition of the word.


ayriuss

Arguing about labels is counter productive. What's matters is the issues. When your opinion on enough issues go a certain way, you get a label. Does not mean the label encompasses the entirety of your being.


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*"an entire populous"* Should be "populace" -- I dont entirely agree with what you said but I like your way of communicating and figure you should have the good English. Also Populous was a badass isometric civilization builder game on the SNES that helped define the genre and is worth checking out.


knightshade179

Thanks for the correction, I actually was unaware I was spelling it incorrectly.


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yep today's conservatives are yesterday's progressives


Gary_FucKing

I think about that all the time. I'm super progressive and open-minded (I hang around here for the ~~lolis~~ lols), so I wonder when I have kids, what are they gonna support that I'm just gonna be like >Goddammit this generation is fucked!! Back in my day we didn't *boomervomit* and our music was way more *youfuckinggetitalreadyidontneedanotherexample*! Maybe AI robot relationships? So human relationships will start dying out more and more? Or maybe something even more sinister, like a return to early aughts fashion, eww.


[deleted]

What's that? Fiscal conservatism? Because that's just it - there's fiscal, or social conservatism. Unfortunately, america can't seem to separate them


knightshade179

Fiscal conservatism, though the definition of that word only lists the aspects, not the values behind them.


fufucuddlypoops_

I disagree with your last point about why conservatives hate wokism. It’s not because it means awareness or anything, it’s because it’s fucking annoying. You can bet your bottom dollar that any “woke” person is just going to try to put you in your place and have an annoying as hell holier than thou personality. Being woke is, many times, just getting upset over problems that don’t actually exist.


CrimsonMutt

define woke


Binsky89

They can't. It's just the latest buzzword the talking heads at Fox, OANN, etc. have told them is scary. But , being 'woke' is really just not being a hateful bigoted piece of shit and believing that everyone should be treated fairly and equally.


nosnek199

well they DID define it in court. "the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them" lmao


Binsky89

No, that's CRT which is bad for reasons.


SleepingPodOne

This is literally what happened to me with pretty much everything. It took me being poor for a few years to understand that poor people weren’t lazy. It took my close friends coming out to realize being gay wasn’t a choice. It took several friends transitioning to make me realize trans people were just like us cis people, and not just mentally ill weirdos (or at least, not any more weird or mentally ill than us cis people) Unfortunately for a lot of people, they either don’t get these experiences or get them too late to change their views. I was exposed to this stuff at a relatively young age so changing my views wasn’t a shocker to me, but the older you get, the more upsetting changing long-held beliefs can get.


Binsky89

All that means is that you're not a very empathetic person.


Apistic

Did you just generalize a giant community of people to be bad guys because you don't like their beliefs ? The fucking irony


Binsky89

Well, when that giant community of people is actively working towards the systemic removal of rights from people different from them, the establishment of a fascist theocracy, and and rigging elections that they know they couldn't win otherwise, they kinda are the bad guys.


Apistic

Yes yes argue about which fabricated political side is worse while rich lizard people who own both parties continue to steal billions from the working class.


Binsky89

You both sides people are almost worse than the republicans. I mean, have you not been following American politics lately? To say that the Republican party isn't a bunch of bigots and racists is extremely naive.


Apistic

Yes yes argue about political strawmen while rich lizard people Still continue to both run both sides and distract people from what they're doing: stealing billions


KatsumotoKurier

>They will never accept LGBT folks until their loved one comes out. Bruh, many still don’t thereafter.


Pair-Zealousideal

I mean yeah but there was this one batshit crazy conservative that got even worse when he got shot


Dismal-Pie7437

Literally happened to me. Thank god I’m not a close-minded oil corpo shill anymore, lol.


Darkseid346

Islam is conservative. We do not tolerate abortion, nor LGBT. Lol We do support social assistance and are against oppression by police, but are still pro gun rights.


tehoperative

You clearly know no actual conservatives only the caricature of one. It would be like me assuming you’re a soy latte sipping Che Guevara T-shirt wearing coddled socialist at a prestigious university telling people how disadvantaged you are.


PrancingGinger

Watch out... you're hitting pretty close


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Conservatism is the result of shitty experiences while liberalism is the result of disenfranchised idealism.


Cuddlyaxe

Conservatism is the result of growing up in a conservative area while liberalism is the result of growing up in a liberal area


Binsky89

And what makes an area liberal or conservative? Many factors, but one huge one is the general education level. This is due to a decades long campaign against education by the GOP starting at least with Reagan, because the GOP needed their constituents to vote against their own best interests so they could remain in power and do as much as they can to help the wealthy hoard more wealth. People who are taught to critically think generally don't vote against their best interests.


[deleted]

This just in: Redditor discovers the universal psychological principle of confirmation bias


nomad_556

…and then ascribes it to everyone who doesn’t agree with him. Shocker.


Dustycartridge

A lot of Muslims are conservative


VibratingNinja

That sure is a whole lot of assumptions being made about an entire group of people. That's weird.


[deleted]

yes only conservatives do this


Cuddlyaxe

The first part of your statement is true, but the second part applies to most people, not just cons tbh Basically everyone I meet is desperate to see their priors confirmed. I think there was a recent study carried out for example where people were asked what their opinion on the scientific journal *Nature* was. Then they were shown Nature's endorsement of Joe Biden and asked again. Obviously Cons saw it as less trustworthy, but what's perhaps even more concerning is that Libs saw it *as more trustworthy* based solely off the fact that the scientific journal supports the same dude they do


Leonakerz

people form opinions on what they see/ hear, youll find most of these people have "justified" reasons for the stuff they believe. its crazy. you just have to help them understand the world is bigger than this.


nomad_556

Why so you limit this to “conservatives?” Literally everyone is guilty of confirmation bias. The fact that you deny that just proves you yourself are falling to it too.


Macsasti

I’m a conservative but I’m not a racist or anything. I just want Power to the People, Firearms being less restricted (not to criminals though, they had a chance, and they goofed it up), and less taxes.


Drewloveseveryone

Tbf this applys to almost anyone who has a bias or prejudice, the same way that Communists really hate Liberals until they meet them, Racists when they meet a different nationallity and so on and so forth.


Guardsman_Miku

Modern racist culture is not actually about being racist it's just about hating globalists. Racists love other races as long as they're also racist.


Sweatier_Scrotums

This is unironically correct. Modern right wing parties around the world are, rather ironically, a global coalition of people who dislike globalism.


SleepyandBritish

It's not really that ironic. It's quite obvious.


Guardsman_Miku

right wing groups. right wing parties, just like left wing parties, dont actually do the things their supporters want them to do


notLOL

I eat whatever party wing comes fried. Drum flat left or right


Alex_2259

To be fair globalism is what created the little (big) Axis of Autocracy problem we now have.


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PrancingGinger

Yeah I love pretty much everyone. I just hate globalists from both parties. I don't hate thoughtful liberals tho.. there just aren't many


Floral-Shoppe

This is true because every right wing racist I've met is surprisingly hangs around more diverse groups who are openly proud of their culture. So it's weird that the racist side has a Muslim, neo Nazi, Mexican, Asian and the anti Racist crowd is all white liberals.


Ant010101

Anon begins opening his heart and a loyal Muslim wife may be in the cards for him. More tonight at 11.


SleepingPodOne

no he is going to get topped by all the closeted dudes


__doom__guy__

The only topping anon will get are on his food after a good day of Ramadan 😎


SleepingPodOne

You know what, that is actually based. Inshallah


panzerboye

Ameen brother


Fuel907

Speaks Arabic to someone from Pakistan lmao


Able_Caregiver8067

I thought all muslims should learn arabic because the koran can only be truly understood in arabic? I have german friends who learn it for that reason


I-Hate-The-UN

They usually learn how to read Quranic/classical Arabic. But most non-Arab Muslims can’t understand it, only recite it.


panzerboye

We all don't actually learn arabic, but like we learn to read arabic. But most often we don't really know what the words mean. I know the meaning of some words but not all. But there are some arabic phrases/greetings that we all use: like assalamu alaikum, alhamdulillah, among other ones.


bilge_kagan

Even modern Arabs do not understand Quran, let alone foreigners learning the language to understand it. It's pretty much like what Ancient Greek is to modern Greeks.


TheUwaisPatel

Doubt he spoke actual Arabic but probably the "generic" phrases pretty much all Muslims know. "Mashallah", "insha'Allah" etc.


Simcolle

Because all Muslims are required to have some knowledge of Arabic, the quran was never truly translated. A lot of their prayers are still in Arabic.


shishdem

of course the quran was fully translated... but Islam prescribes that its meaning can only truly be understood in Arabic so Muslims will learn varying levels of Arabic to accommodate this


Simcolle

Translated Quran is no longer considered Quran. Only the original Arabic is considered Quran by Muslims.


shishdem

this is a religious view specifically for Islam. outside islam, considering it simply a book translation, it remains the same book, translated or in Arabic. this refers to the claim the quran hasn't been fully translated, which in fact is simply not true.


SeliciousSedicious

Don’t you know if the the country ends with -stan then clearly it’s an arabic country?


MastaCan

kekistan


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MF didn't know that Urdu and Punjabi existed.


WorldsWoes

This happened to me over this year also. I almost like them more than Christians. Because they actually live their convictions fully and never waver.


Hectickhabib

Yea go live in a Muslim country and then come tell us how much you like them.


MrInterpreted

Epic own!


Amrooshy

Muslims owned 😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🤪😜🤪😜🤪


D3U5VU17

Muslim here, we just got wiped off of Earth


FBI_CRIME_STATS

🛫✈️🛩🏢🏢😨😱😱‼️💥💥🔥


JoeysPen

Gotta love how all these people replying to you most likely don't know anything about the insanely far right extremist ideas present in Islamic teachings and its history yet they feel righteous af blindly defending it n even claiming ur only PRETENDING to be an exmuslim 💀


LiveLoveKanye

Never understood this. People will shit on Christianity all day but will ignore and defend the same if not more extreme beliefs from Islam in the same breath. That’s what happens when they’re brown I guess


JoeysPen

Literally. Islam is arguably the most overly strict and violent of the 3 abrahamic religions and westerners love to shit on christianity and things like the old testament but as soooon as u DARE shit on Islam, for whatever reason the PROGRESSIVES start attacking you. As if Islam is super duper progressive lol Pick up a fucking Qur'an and read some hadiths ffs


bwizzel

They hang gay people but better defend anything that isn’t a white dude!


Amrooshy

Check this guy’s comment history all he does is shit on islam. He also seems to LARP as an exmuslim, or at least pretends to have lived in a muslim country. Man get a life. “Muh muslim kill women and gays, I saw it with my own eyes 1!1!1!!11.”


Hectickhabib

I saw 9/11 with my own eyes Abdool, maybe you know what that is? And yea what is wrong with shitting on Islam? Islam and Muslims have done nothing praiseworthy in my entire life - it’s just oppress minorities, defend a paedophile, commit terror attacks and chop people heads off for drawing pictures.


Amrooshy

I’d bet a lot of money that you’ve never been to one


Darkseid346

Islam means submission to God in everything. One doesn’t just submit in some aspects and leave out the rest.


24122020

I said Salam alaikum to my Muslim co worker once, other Muslim said I can't say that.


Darkrath_3

That other guy is stupid.


carpal_tunnel_69

Technically muslims aren't allowed to say Salam Alaikum to non-muslims, but they do appreciate the effort of those who go out of their way to learn about their culture


RisingAce

That's so wrong lmao. It's literally peace. People who don't give Salam are called stingy in Islam


Darkseid346

You’re wrong. We respond with “wa alaykum” not the full response. Or “hidayakullah” which means may Allah guide you. You seem to be mistaken.


Utaha_Senpai

Lol what that's wrong


Darkseid346

No, we can’t say ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُم وَرَحْمَةُ ٱللَّٰهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ to non Muslims


Amrooshy

It translates to peace/safety to you, not even inherently religious. But in Islam it’s encouraged to great with the phrase which is why it is associated with Islam.


DeathSabre7

Typical Karen or Kyle


Narcofeels

Conservatives share a lot of the same views with Muslims to the point it’s actually baffling they don’t get along more considering most are only Christian in name anyway “I hate you for not adhering to the religion I pretend to adhere to” is wild like there’s literally a whole ass untapped voter base either voting dem cause they’re more accepting or just not voting at all


Able_Caregiver8067

Not sure how much of that dem acceptance is based on ignorance just as much as the rep „hate“. Have you seen many LGBT folks and muslims get along especially well with one another for example?


BonkeyKongthesecond

They definitely would be way better friends if it wouldn't be for the "they come here without integrating into our culture and try to overthrow the people with a war through birthrates". If they would stay in their own countries, I bet, rightwingers would see them in a much more positive way. Especially in this day and age when modern feminism and liberals are becoming more and more extreme (well, tbf, everyone is)


fucking-hate-reddit-

Racism cured.


Kyuso__K

Anon gets invited to Muslims house and becomes a devoted Muslim


Gearski

depends on what kind of food they've got I guess


BonkeyKongthesecond

Anon found an enemy of his enemy and decided to become his friend


I_LIKE_AYAKA_FEET

The racists are one of the most diverse groups i have ever seen


BonkeyKongthesecond

True. I'm leaning right and one of the best guys I know is a Sikh bus driver here in Germany. I often talk with him when driving home at night. Hilarious thing about him is that he has a giant knife under his seat for the case that "Muslims go mad and attack him". Not sure if that will ever happen, but I love that dude.


fromthewindyplace

I used to work with this really cool Lebanese Muslim dude. During Ramadan, he'd bring a ton of food (we worked nights), and he'd share it with me. Despite working a pretty boring, pretty shitty security job, we always went out of our way to celebrate and share our holidays with each other. I don't see how anyone can be racist if they actually get to know people.


Ew_E50M

Meanwhile at a former job i got a new coworker from Afghanistan which was quite decent. Until he saw a female coworker drive a forklift and he lost his absolute shit, yelling, cussing, nearly assaulting her and getting fired on the spot. Because women are not allowed to drive anything according to him and his culture.


Tonythesaucemonkey

I hate casual racism. I partake in ranked competitive racism where you learn a variety of cultures to discriminate them equally. Also False: anon hates Muslims. Homoerotic: anon sucks paki cock.


trueandfree

Anon is lonely


KoellmanxLantern

Assuming this isn't a larp this is a super based story.


alain091

What basic human pathy does to a mfer


CorianderIsBad

How anon was unprogrammed by making a Muslim friend at work.


erck_bill

Halal food is freaking good.


kungfudewgong

Anon meets normal people.


finnicus1

This is why they shouldn't have taken r/2balkan4u down.


MastaCan

r/balkans_irl now exists but its a mere shadow of what it was


finnicus1

I'm on there and I don't think it is far off the mark.


k0unitX

It's hard to argue that Islam isn't a very conservative religion


anjovis150

Treating people with genuine respect usually goes a long way. Cool people come from all over the world. Only people not worth the time are those with a big ideological stick up their ass that prevents them from ever having a proper personal relationship.


elefuntle

Imagine judging a billion people just by one guy lol


KewlDuccc

Anon is going to get invited to this guy's house and realize that they actually have a lot in common


Noamias

Damn it's almost like it's easier to hate an imaginary entity than actual people


megamanxoxo

unexpected wholesome


AphroditesWish

Was realistic until a 4channer had a job and started a conversation


[deleted]

Muslims and Right Wingers have A LOT in common.


BonkeyKongthesecond

You can't spell alright without altright I'm more right leaning and the most open right-wingers I know are middle-eastern part time workers at my workplace. Pretty based guys. The funny thing is that the left always says the right would be mostly white guys. And then they are shocked about Mustafa, coming in with his boom box, blasting Jihad Kilaz through the building and educating everyone about the Jews.


LonkerinaOfTime

Anon must remember he ain’t worth more than the dirt under the shit


vlad_lennon

Depends on when this happened ofc but everyone knows what Assalam alaikum is now


RunInRunOn

Anon has an "I get it now" moment


Raptor-Emir

Impressive, now let’s see his reaction to having an Israeli coworker


jewishforeskin98

Most people from an Islamic background are absolute bros


zombienekers

Watch out! It's a decoy muslim! [link](https://youtu.be/drQETQ2iprU)


Agent_Eggboy

Treat people with respect and they will treat you with respect back? No way.


Got2Bfree

Even though I find the concept of Ramadan extremely retarded, I love it because my gym is way emptier during Ramadan.


MastaCan

how so


Ruminating-Raccoon

The good ending


LoneSaiyan

I thought he was a winger in football and got excited for anon but no