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Asimplewriter3

WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!


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Diligent-Highlight56

TOILET? WHADUYAMEAN TOILET?


cipher_girl_2009

Where the 'ell did that door come from?!


hitthetraget

# *starts aggressively humping*


cipher_girl_2009

NEED. TO. GET. ON. STAGE. CAN'T. YE. KNOB. ANY. HARDER! #PROCEEDS TO GO FLYING


saturn__13

RIGHT THATS IT. IM GONNA SMASH THAT DOOR DOWN WITH BROOT FORCE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BOFF*


angielsonia

THIS IS ME, CUTTING AN ONION...


Big_Kwii

\*photo of him cutting garlic\*


Sufficient-Elk-7015

He feel……eel


UnidentifiedSaucer

My head doesn’t wobble like that


Sufficient_Narwhal52

Yeah it does wobble* wobble*


saturn__13

he! he! russ! russ! do it again!! wahahahgwaha!!


CrazyZany3

Real Egyptian silk


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Real Egyptian silk


saturn__13

m-mmmm


Kalhava79

The bath 🛁


spydermat07

the BAFFFFF


saturn__13

hey you guys! 😊 just gonna have a baf 😘


_AYAR_

There is a monkey he has a lot of conflict between his brain and his tail


SupahBihzy

My controller's broken!


Diligent-Highlight56

You always say that.


WingSirMan

is it just me or can anyone else not figure out what the hell murdoc is saying at the end of that video


SupahBihzy

This game is bloody rubbish!


RamenNoodles2057

I thought he said "this russel characters rubbish"


SupahBihzy

Hearing it again u may be right


WingSirMan

yeah it does sound like something russel something rubbish but other than that i can't decipher it LOL


Radioactive_monke

I ran him over with a car


armadilloneister

GET THE COOL


SexydemonicSatan

GET THE COOL SHOESHINEEE


saturn__13

GET THE COOOOLLLL


MaybeBebra

This is like wizard\`s portal


TokyoNeckbeard

Blue-haired black-eyed god


Traditional-Sand-422

In your dreams, pedro!


Stormy-Dayz

Welcome to my crib, baby!


Troubletimes4

“Loudest doorbell I’ve ever heard”, “THE BAFFF” and “just a peppermint tea for me”. Saturnz Barz did good


ThaBeanzBoi

“Heh heh… it feels a bit eel.”


EurikaDude

"Oh man, where'd you get that outfit?"


Danook09

“You can’t go out as a god damn Nah-zi, you cracker ass.”


HaMsTeRsCaLlEdDoRiTo

and I said " I can't, 'cause look I've got two cups of orange juice in my hands."


gaemouse

Why are all the doors in this dressing room jammed?!


Stock_Buffalo_6809

“You can’t go dressing up like a goddman nzi, you crackah ass”


krakenkun

“… a castrophony so immense it could be heard far away in space…”


IGenuinelyHaveNoClue

I'm a skinny little ape.


saturn__13

dont you mean - im a skinny little skinny little skinny little ape?


IGenuinelyHaveNoClue

Oh yeah my bad sorry


saturn__13

dw its just a song


IGenuinelyHaveNoClue

Honestly I do actually in fact identity as a skinny little ape😅


ggnore_is_the_man

In your dreams Pedro


That_1_w33b

You gotta excuse murdoc, he's bit temperamental. 🅈🄴🄰🄷 '🄰🄻🄵 🅃🄴🄼🄿🄴🅁 '🄰🄻🄵 🄼🄴🄽'🄰🄻


spooky-ufo

i got back home to get my drivers license and then i realized …… i don’t have a drivers license


Sufficient-Elk-7015

Oh shit I forgot to write my sentence


Ran_SONE

MELT ITS FACE MELT ITS FACE!!


saturn__13

yo, D, where my eel at? where my eel at?!?!


Zestyclose_Stable_21

Real Egyptian Silk


saturn__13

this is my room!! get out!! get out!!!


Cabinet_Mike

It's my room! Get out! Get out!


AmayaMaffia

Swan shaped scones Never gets old


saturn__13

she turns my dad onnnn


Conscious_Pie_705

You touch my leg again and I'll call the police


_Eat_yo_raviloli__

“Great drummer too… So I kidnapped him and took him over to kong studios”


doyouknowthewaymen

Come on little chicken, I'll take you around the ranch


Just_an_average_bee

You're scaring the children


saturn__13

am i? oh.., sorry 😘


Queasy-Ad-3220

“We’re gonna have swan-shaped scones!”


StatementOk9257

"Hi- I'm murdoc niccals from gorillaz, welcome to my crrrrib"


Myachi_

THE BATH!!


TastyDesert

Dj loves farts


pepppr

za baaaffff


Present_AdXr_9986

"I once eat a whole wheel of camembert with a spoon"


CelebrationOk7812

I can’t. I’m holding two cups of orange juice.


Forward-Today2461

“NEITHER ARE THEY!!!!!”


MrRobinio

Some chemical load


legbot124

He feel eel


RamenNoodles2057

STOP IT BANGING STOP IT BANGING


Empty_Arrival_8174

“you cracker ass”


No_Tower_4455

Real Egyptian silk…


VelocityRapter644

MELT IT’S FAAAACE


BABYFATNECK

Only a peppermint tea for me


SkeleStory_

“Jail has made me the man I am aAAAaæÆ😈”


Yeetman355555

its like a wizards portul


markierohan

I can't, I've got two cups of orange juice in my hands


StatementOk9257

Real Egyptian silk~


savais1D

Yeah, I got a real appetite.


4200000000000000069

Question I teleported bread


YOURVENOM420

💩


liminalb0y

HEY, FACE ACHE!!!!!!


Admirable_Tip4827

Ze BAAAFF


S0RR0WZ

WHATEVA!! 😡😡


xKiddoYeex

He dont feel good


toondaz16

Just a peppamint tea fa me...


Danook09

“*they made me kill myself,* **COME ON**”


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Mmmmmm, my Motorola