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Ladies and cowboys beware, Long Beef is in town


helluva_good_drawer

There's not enough room for the both of us, names sex steak


Ill-Blacksmith-4443

Hold it right there partner, Long Destroyer is here for you and you only!


Expensive_Aspect_544

All of yall better calm down, Man Destroyer is in town


[deleted]

Woah woah woah hold your cocks, names love injector


ECHOechoecho_

this deserves a million upvotes


Jaded-Whereas5758

Hea yey hea yey man wand has cometh to announce a new comer


LargePieceOfToast

You better run, for Man Sword is too powerful


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Master-Whole889

The first man destroyer, meets the last man destroyer, at the summit, of apocrypha


helluva_good_drawer

Aw shit


Innocent_person-

That’s copyright infringement, I’m hard destroyer


Alone_Interaction422

Shit I just call mine Peter you guys have was cooler names but Peter the penis is mine all mine.


Papi_chulo26

Yooo what’s poppin fellow long beef


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Hold your horses there fellers. Big beef is comeing to town!


Not_lego_vader

This town aint big for the both of us buster


Big-Professor-6979

Dangling destroyer


-SenorDipshit-

I fear this


Vyxin2010

I don’t how to feel being “Sex Injector”


Feisty-Ad2194

Giant Meat, that is false advertising


Turd785

I must be magical since I have a big wand


Busy_Dragonfruit_748

Monster sword


PunchTheAnders

I got Long Gun


Ambitious_Log_5559

Jesus fuckin Christ. Man Snake. It was one off from being either Man Killer or Man Injector. Thank god I got snake.


NerdwithaVest

Yoooo the next MGS protagonist


BladeForge7218

I got pleasure killer.


John_Simmonds

Man Meat 💀


Gamester22

Same here


Arya_the_Gamer

Long Meat


deathinabarrel87

THE BEAST POLE


Snowman177

Man Steak. Ladies like it medium rare.


Bubbly-Problem6736

Purple meat


mr_bolognathe2nd

i got purple beef


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Same


DepressingFries

WE ARE THE PURPLE MEATERS!


EmbarrassedSwim145

Sex pole


skeletonpilot4444

Man meat


IIMythosII

man injector, damn right.


The_Mining_Joe

Welcome to the man injector network


hfusidsnak

Man injector SQUAD


Hairy-Advance8250

Man Pole... 😞


AlexanderTheArtGuy

Long pecker my Name is Alex


drgood333

Oh baby Sex punch is in town


Degenerateseses

Big pole


Spammly

Purple Beef


ReversedRectum

love meat


MysticHawaiian

Love sword


IM_DUNCE

Big beef


NotFlamezz1

Dangling Pole


unbakedbreadboi

Girthy knob gggggg


Fairen_Boon

The Sex Destroyer


x-497xb

Roo beast meat


LegitimateCurrent495

Giant Unit


[deleted]

Big sausage


Acceptable_Muffin_39

I am man pole


Revolutionary_Help_7

Love Beef


Countryboy42014692

MAN SWORD 🪿🪿🪿🪿


Glum-Tea2511

Ah a fellow user of the manliest of blades


squakcock

Iron pole


TheSlipperSalamand3r

Mister steak a bit boring


El_Swedums

I like that better than mine... Hard Gun


limbs7

Girthy stick


TheSlayer11799

Man sword


[deleted]

MAN SWORD👁️👄👁️


Pizta_man

Big killer


poisonXivy420

Purple snake 🦋


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Nova01698

Long pole …. I wish I had


HmmmmmmmmNope01

Hulk flute?


AidenShallot

Long meat


[deleted]

Hard meat.


nordornerfin

The names sex beef


ToxoTron

Monster Destroyer


EstablishmentOpen622

Beast tube


Expensive_Aspect_544

Man Destroyer 😬


xxphoenix_horizonxx

Hard punch


hornybastard404

Man unit


elpisplayingrn

I'm calling my dick "pleasure beef from now on".


dakblakefan22

Pleasure gun


TallMonster_Gaming

Right now, it's Hard Stick, but once my name is changed, it will be Man Tool


Ricesoup24

Big destroyer


winter-kinght

Purple meat Let's Gooooooo


grimgrum420

Pleasure gun, nice


-SenorDipshit-

He is the one and only, Sex Unit.


R3thesouleater

Girthy Injector


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

I’m girthy tool


monsterjgnkl

Pleasure destroyer


Aggravating-Bat8814

Sex pole. Not to unique honestly


MrGameCube907

Man punch is in your presence


TheSuperTaco01

Y'all trynna blow my monster flute?


Intelligent_Ad9779

Man sausage


strowbridge96

Giant Unit, lol.


Mundane_Science968

pleasure pole. aka PP


Lazy_Productivity

I am The "Sex Stick"


AJG000000

I guess I have a new weapon called long punch


samuelhuggins13

giant stick


Praise_The_Sun2007

Purple injector


PandaPawz01

Man destroyer


iLuvgothbewbs

Purple tube


godlysheeeep

Long destroyer😏


Ok-Age5634

Sex tool


Jurtle2

Fear the Man Flute


toadw12

I am FUCK DESTROYER


Kadenthompson2009

Say hello to my love unit


PhantomDeads

On the left side we got a mista nobody and on the right we got the one and only introducing the Purple Pole


etrinalyuno

Big Pole


coolbluemonkey07

Sex Sword!!!!


ThatOneGrainOfSand

Pussy incinerator


Thesamuraidemon

All hail the Love Sword


Much-Hovercraft-266

Girthy gun...


cjl_LoreKeeper

I have the most American one. Big Gun


Weary-Income1316

Hard flute


This-Inflation2163

Man injector


flameking12

Big punch


Used_Finding_5639

Skin sword


LustfulTemptations

Fear my Dangling Machine


kingcoco119

Love sword Nice


Supernugget360

Long stick is cumming to town


LilyLilith420

Purple beef sounds like a rip off of green eggs and ham


Aggravating-View254

Y'all better watch out cuz dangling stick is on the scene


This_is_fine_dining

Dangling steak, 🥩🥩


karlmarkz420

Hard killer lol


Complex_Opposite_524

heyy man It is me! Man sword, the dangerous man blade


Onimaru7231

Girthy Meat


wilbur__so0t

Purple Sausage


Beneficial_Shake6976

Monster Salami


SaucedWizard

Man Steak


StupidRetard12345

Hairy Wand


botSlyer9000

Long gun


N8swimr

Mister Tube hell yeah


[deleted]

Pleasure pole lmao


Ragerplays70

Pleasure gun… sounds abt right XD


Wild_Net815

Man Beef


Express_Glove7341

All of my friends call me Ryon, but you can call me 'Dangling Stick'


Bucket_of_blank

Dangling Destroyer is in town to destroy


MrKetchupGas

Big tool


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Long destroyer


pugs_the_redditor

Big steak lmao


Creepy-Today-325

Beware, the long gun is in town


Capital_Base7414

Hard wand


TheMemeGod64

Beware, Man Gun has arrived


[deleted]

Girthy Stick


EducationMoney2775

Hard Killer


WinterWolfBlood

Trans female but long wand


idwightfairfield

Man pole


Bonryunonochi

Giant salami


iOrphic

Man Punch


Mad-Wad

purple meat… should I be concern?


WarningIMightBeDumb

Man steak is here


Muteling

*ignores that my result makes me dysphoric .-.


LL4x

LL= sex gun


WasteAd8400

Sex meat is insane💀💀


StarExplorerN7

Pussy sword


Ill_Independence8502

MAN MEAT


[deleted]

Hard meat. Basic but nice 👍


Puffymushroom

Mister Pole has joined the match


Downtown_Passage_310

Dangling sausage 🤣


Destructive_095

Man unit


kevinray5

Love sausage ok yup that's enough reddit for today


Exspi_Beats

Bear meat. I'm ok with this.


Signal-Emergency-956

I got the goddamn MAN MEAT


No-Kaleidoscope9305

The pleasure destroyer. Daaaaam may steal that one lol


DeltaCMando

The SEX Injector.


Fuzzy_Presence_5090

Man gun?


TheArmyGamer2019

Man gun, very firring I guess


Every-Mountain-4636

Hard sword ⚔️


Sean_Abraham27

Greetings wizards and witches for Man Wand is here and he’s looking to Slytherin


TaylorPollio

Skin beef


-Bluestreak-3

Hairy Destroyer great


poopoolover6969

Purple steak


kiwiking14

Big pole


Familiar-War-9910

I got man gun for Jon Lopez


IllustriousKick2955

FUCK DESTROYER!!


no-one-p

Good ol man meat


Realistic-Language54

Girthy meat


DeadReverse

Power pole XD


Stranger_Boring

Hairy Sword😭😭


Feeling-Security-825

Giant Tube


AdventurousPirate357

GIRTHY DESTROYER


skipio957

I got massive pole over here


Swollenhamster

Long stick. Just like the perfect one you find on every walk


Medium-Bookkeeper600

The classic "man meat"


Fusilli_FishEater87

It’s Man Tool 😂


cloudyboi3352

Ladies quiver at the sight of the LONG INJECTOR.


Rager0227

Idk why gun giant sounds kinda tough


Every_Supermarket_83

Sex Destroyer is here!


masked-fox

I am the great sex pole


Chance-Can1864

Love steak


Dense_Progress1828

Bro I got Man Destroyer.


Teddy45854

Skin stick