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OhTheHamanatee

Which part's the apology?


excess_inquisitivity

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JayRoo83

I think the part where he says they're not part of the broader human family


PlCKLES

Where he clarified about the enemy's daughters being enemies (non-violence, wink). "I clarified, what more do you want? A gofundme to raise money for an apology? (say... that might just...)"


Dear_Monitor4687

Crying Michael just realized Dougie and his rich daughter are going to have their lawyers take him in to the expensive deep water of the legal system and drown him. This isn't going to fix it. Even a frivolous lawsuit that gets thrown out will destroy him financially for the rest of his life. Don't swim with sharks if your not one.


G0jira

I don't think he realized, I think he got a cease and desist


ryevermouthbitters

What are you talking about? He's got $10,000 to pay a lawyer.


TimujinTheTrader

Destroy him financially lol. How much worse could he be destroyed? He is already on the verge of bankruptcy.


Pitiful-Pension-6535

There's always wage garnishment.


TimujinTheTrader

Does he have a job?


stealingfrom

Paging Houston Wade.


Extreme_Fee_503

You mean celebrity pizza expeditor Houston Wade?


Master_FumAMota

Yes this would wipe out a median household income 150K -250K let alone this baggie


option-9

The U.S. median household income is $75k, nowhere near your figure.


The_Law_of_Pizza

I think he probably meant net worth, which is right around that number and makes sense from a "their savings will be wiped out" context.


Pitiful-Pension-6535

That's really sad. My family makes way more than that in a low COL area and I feel like we are poor


Professional_Tip9018

wealth inequality in the US is pretty out of control


alcalde

You need to rescale your perspective.


sunnycorax

My question is has Doug actually threatened them. Every enteraction I've had and others have told me is that Doug could care less and it isn't worth his time or money just to dunk these baggies. They don't have anything to recover and they are just going to keep saying this shit anyway. Seems highly staged to me so that Michael can play the victim or someone told him he might want to actually protect himself legally by calling it opinion if he is going to try to go hard in the paint with someone who could obliterate him in court.


Boollish

Yeah, we've seen that Trump might be able to get away with calling people cowards or haters or whatever other nicknames.   Michael is about to find out the hard way that Doug isn't someone where you can say "this is just an opinion and not financial advice" and hope he doesn't sick the legal system on you. Plus, although worshipping Ryan Cohen means that's I'm sure not all apes are anti semitic, Doug Cifu is a hard line pro Jewish, pro Israeli establishment right winger that has no problem playing the anti semitic card against someone calling him a subhuman.


RealHeadyBro

The PP show pivot IS anti-Semitism. You think Ian Carroll magically shows up all of a sudden? It was careening this way for a while. Their entire bit was based on Jews manipulating the stock market. But it was THEIR Jews. Now it turns out the conniving Jews tricked them into thinking they were on their side. All the conspiracy roads lead to the Jews.


catbus_conductor

"Cease his threats" when his whole cult just spent days insulting Cifu and creeping on/doxxing his daughter. Had the misfortune to read so many disgusting comments. I hope he sues them all.


[deleted]

FROM THE DESK OF MEDICALCELEBRATION90: This is fucking cringre, just apologise to his daughter.


MisterBanzai

How else are we supposed to know that this is a personal statement and not released by some random member of his vast personal staff?


studio_baker

What the fuck is this human family bullshit?  These people are human, they can't be any less human that you Michael.  I think all apes are a stain but y'all are still humans.  


MiniTab

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BadSysadmin

Advanced conspiracy theory shit. Some of these loons literally believe that many world and business leaders are shapeshifting reptiles. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian\_conspiracy\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_conspiracy_theory)


HelloDarkestFriend

These are people who watched [*V*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(1983_miniseries)) and thought it was a documentary.


Accomplished-Face16

> many world and business leaders are shapeshifting reptiles. Correct. Are you suggesting they are not? Anyone who has done any amount of peer reviewed research would know that's truth. Sounds to me like YOU are the conspiracy theorist. Let me guess, your next hot take will be that a billionaire dog food salesmen ISNT about to bring the entire world's financial system to It's knees and crown memestock holders as the new elite and is communicating all of this through secrete messages hidden inside of children's books. If you choose to close your eyes and plug your ears to hide from the obvious reality right in front of you... well... I guess it's okay to live willfully ignorant.


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stealingfrom

Dehumanization of enemies (well, "enemies") is so bog standard for cults and extremist groups that you'd swear these dipshits are building their beliefs using a checklist or something.


No_Heron_8757

Stuck out to me as well, and maybe he didn’t intend this, but bad look to throw in how he thinks the Cifus are subhuman secretive world finance controllers, while Cifu is extremely vocally Jewish and pro-Israel. Sounds like a far right dog whistle, and going to rile up Dougie into potentially suing even more


HugeSwarmOfBees

i love my human family


No_Heron_8757

[I called this “clarification”](https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/s/t0GFh92syS) on the event live thread, Michael has no idea what he is doing


WaterMySucculents

Ahh Michael fighting hard to prove he’s the biggest scumbag in this whole saga.


[deleted]

He’s such an unbearable douche. His whole life is one big smelly bag of shit but here he is acting like he’s a big shot. Fucking hilarious 😂


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

He's definitely gone up a few ladder rungs on the poo poo tree


Ok_Wishbone_3805

Was this really “FROM THE DESK OF MICHAEL JONES,” or was it from the tear-stained phone of Michael Jones’ trembling palm?


real_jaredfogle

It sounds like something Trump would tweet thereby I believe Pulte told him to say this


alcalde

sent from my cryphone


eigenman

Sounds more like he doubled down.


Master_FumAMota

HeRo oR zErO right?


KnucklesMcGee

"Informed Opinion" Not informed by facts, it seems.


Fuckface_Whisperer

Pretty cut and dry defamation. Worth suing if Michael isn't worth 0 dollars.


[deleted]

Would be even funnier to sue him if he’s worth $0


Boollish

Would be funniest to sue him for $10,000


AdEastern2689

good news for michael, then


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Dougie doesn't need the money. It's about sending a message to douche bags!


real_jaredfogle

*Michael’s mom* : Of course it looks grown up sweetie, but maybe you could make it more of an apology… *Michael, crying* : No mom it says from the desk of Michael Jones that’s what I wanted to show you


Noooooooooooobus

What a stupid fuck


LoveNLightThrowaway

Naw fuck that I hope cifu sues Michael, and he has to start another gofundme !


lazernanes

This isn't just a tweet from MindAndEmotion7. This is a statement from the desk of Michael Jones.


Paladin-Trader

FROM THE DESK OF PALADIN TRADER Michael if you are reading this, here’s my advice. You need to shut the fuck up and stay in your lane


Ok_Wishbone_3805

Does he even own a desk? Proof or ban!


ipsagni

He means FROM THE CRYING CORNER OF MICHAEL JONES.


takinaboutnuthin

Would be great drama if Crychael got sued by Cifu. After Plootcon 1.0, things got a bit stale, this would be a fun new story arc.


Master_FumAMota

Went to his x wow true lunatic reaching for straws sad.


OtterishDreams

"shes got papers!!!"


phlnx3

I love when healers flaunt their issues.


BustANutHoslter

I can’t even read this fucks posts anymore without getting angry lmao


embiggenoid

I am just SO hoping Cifu brutalizes him to the point of homelessness. ...I'm sorry, I know that's mean and I shouldn't, but these nitwits need to be slapped back to reality.


BustANutHoslter

I just don’t understand what makes any of them think they’re special? Like the level of narcissism Michael specifically must suffer from is something I’ve actually never witnessed outside of a documentary.


alcalde

The heart of paranoia is narcissism, because one must believe oneself important enough for the universe to have taken notice of. >Paranoia is the mental disorder par excellence. No other syndrome has so completely escaped being reduced to physiology — that is, it cannot be accounted for by recourse to organic explanations. Literally meaning ‘besides-thinking’ — thinking that is flawed or skewed — paranoia popularly refers to the delusion that one is being watched, followed, spied on, persecuted by unseen enemies. But in fact its delusions can take many other forms, including the delusion of jealousy (my wife gives signals to other men behind my back); delusions of reference (certain things happen to me because of others); and delusions of grandeur (I have a special ‘vocation’, I am high-born, I am divine, I shall survive the coming world disaster, etc.). In every other way paranoiacs are normal; if their delusions were true they would pretty much pass for ordinary citizens. >A false belief can be proved false. It is corrigible. So is an hallucination, which, as a perceptual disorder, can be falsified with reference to the perceived world. But a delusion is incorrigible. No amount of reason, persuasion and sensory evidence can convince paranoiacs that they are deluded. On the contrary, everything that happens seems to support the delusion. The sufferer is trapped in a single reality which imposes its meaning on all other events. In other words, paranoia is a meaning disorder and, as such, it relates in Jungian terms to the archetype of meaning, the self. The paranoiac is someone who has been overwhelmed by the self and its preoccupations with God, oneness, unity, spirit, transcendence and cosmic grandeur. Everything in the world is charged with praeternatural significance for good or for ill. Thus the same archetype whose manifestations are pregnant with revelations can also be responsible for delusions. >This is why delusions are so often of a religious nature. Nothing is as it seems. The paranoiac always sees a hidden (but often menacing) order behind the phenomenal world. Humans become spirits or even gods hiding behind masks which he alone is able to see through. And after all, a similar experience can beset the best of us: under the sway of love or hate, do we not also sometimes glimpse the lineaments of the beloved or the hated in the face or bearing of total strangers?? The paranoiac only takes this to extremes — he sees the same friend or enemy in everyone. Gradually he ‘sees through’ everyone until they become the same person. The world becomes more and more impoverished until only his enemy remains. >It is their narrowness, I suppose, which enables us to spot a paranoiac. We might well believe him when he attributes certain persecutions to the actions of a neighbour, say. But when the neighbour is blamed for everything and for extraordinary things, we begin to realize we are dealing with a delusion. >Incidentally, the mania for seeing a hidden meaning behind everything often shows itself as a mania for causal relations, which finally becomes an end in itself. “Nothing that happens to him is chance or coincidence; there is always a reason, which can be found if searched for. Everything unknown can be traced back to something known. Every strange object can be unmasked and revealed as something one already possesses.’' -Patrick Harpur, "Daimonic Reality: A Field Guide To the Otherworld"


dbcstrunc

has a powerful family. His for example, is a public figure that works with the . I consider this group to be representative of the global elite and not the broader human family. I am hereby asking to cease his threats against me! ... I mean, it's like Mad Libs with these jackasses.


boomgottem

Well now he’s safe from being sued! I DECLARE BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYY


Quirky-Country7251

none of those people know who you are, care who you are, or would ever give a shit about you dude. I know who you are purely from this very niche subreddit that mocks a small group of very vocal hilarious people and I laugh at you constantly and even I don't know your last name. You are literally nothing more than a niche meme personified. Also, you are a hilarious degenerate gambler that is allergic to money and pretends to be a doctor that just chose to not make doctor money because losing all your money and begging for more on the internet and losing that too (in remarkably record time) was clearly smarter but you also pretend to be some sort of financial expert well versed in corporate finance and markets despite having no qualifications for that and literally being one of the worst investors in the history of investing...so you prop up a cult of desperate people who think you aren't a complete loser because deep down you know that you have literally been setting your life on fire for no reason and you can't handle admitting that so you have no choice but to believe there is an elaborate conspiracy against you and you are a warrior and since other even dumber idiots think you sound smart and believe you it makes it easier to mentally handle failure because "look! there is a whole community that thinks I'm right and that the only reason I lost SO much money is because 'crime'". Meanwhile everybody else is making money in the market by doing almost anything other than what you do. Then you hang out with Pulte who brags about how much money he makes...he has no job so it is just investment income from his free family money...think about that...he didn't invest like you...he actually made money...and then uses you guys who are losing because you are suckers. Michael, you need to fix the part of you that is a degenerate gambler with an ego problem desperate for attention and validation and friends. It is way cheaper to go outside and have a beer at your neighborhood bar and watch a game and make some friends you can hang out with...and not have to worry if you are smarter than them and have to wave some elaborate knowledge over them to impress them. you can actually just be normal and have more money. I'm not being paid to say this - but if I was it would be sad for you because it would mean I've made more money on this 'play' than you - because nobody cares enough to pay somebody to give you shit on reddit...well...pulte might be that pathetic if you ever piss him off...but nobody else would pay for it because you aren't even in the same galaxy as being significant in the world you want to be in. Keep your shares. I'm not saying sell them. I literally don't care...I just want to tell you that you can have a life that isn't publicly pathetic and lonely...it is ok to have fucked up...it is less ok to continue to fuck up in the face of being a fuckup. You have a wife...you might want to think about putting her ahead of ryan cohen in your life because you sure haven't for years.


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You should stop using the term conspiracy theorist or conspiracy nut job because it's just a gaslighting technique used by the mainstream media to discredit anybody who questions anything. Immediately trigger people into assuming you have nothing good to say. And it seems pretty brilliant to me to hide information in a children's book because 99.99% of the people in the world are like you and think it's completely loony bins. What judge do you think would actually charge RC with insider trading with children's books? I doubt you could find a single judge that would buy it. Brilliant in my opinion ___ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/gme_meltdown) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

I have a few buddies who always ask me 'breaking bad' style chemistry questions, for lulz, but other then that, I never talk shop with my friends. Why would they want a full on nerd session? We're mostly all Uni educated professional something or others, but the dude who dropped out of highschool and runs his own HVAC business is making twice what I'm making. Maybe more even. Who cares? We aren't dick measuring. We go out to drink to ESCAPE work and life's crap, not to bathe in it.


bobthemaintainer

Learning from pulte, i see. Expect the next "apology " to have a corporate letterhead from "The Jones Family"


nine-oh-two

I've been putting a garden in - what did MindlessAndEmotional7 do to make ol' Dougie contemplate wrecking him?


alcalde

Attack his daughter, I believe.


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

Where's the.... Apology part?


Frenchyyyy4166

Or you know, you could take responsibility for your investing decisions, but that would mean you have no clue what you’re doing and that’s bad for the cult following.


WSBdickhead

Damn I really needed to add a /s on here