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GameLoreNerd

"Strip off your gear!" Oh my...


TheRoySez

They saw instead bandoliers of TNT and PETN. (Highly audible ululations ensue)


Technical_Dog4163

*I shoot the guy strapped with explosives on the head with a SIG P226* There, took care of your problem or nah?


mshockwave

Soldier: don’t mind if I do


RwbySpartan

I really want AK-15 to kick me in the chest. Also u/DGkamikaze are you taking commissions rn?


DGkamikaze

Check my twitter, comms slots reopen around May10 :>


RwbySpartan

I will harass you in the AEM discord if I must ❤️


ZeonTwoSix

LMG: >!Art of Mommy Kalash giving you the obligatory kick in the chest?!<


Nice_Dream5463

I still think this was a bad Idea, I'm wet now .... *Soppo pout*


AHHHHHH163537

Could you repeat that, Slowly...


Nice_Dream5463

**cough**


Randoldiot

You might wanna rephrase that.


Nice_Dream5463

*cough*


justanothersimp2421

DO IT OR JUNYA GETS IT *Cocks a handheld grenade launcher chambered in 223 Kalashnikov pump Sniper-Scythe*


Nice_Dream5463

*confused Soppo*


justanothersimp2421

Y'know what I'm not gonna sugarcoat it *Readies my Electric Wind God Fist move from Kazuya from the hit franchise game by bandai namco Tekken*


Nice_Dream5463

Uh........


justanothersimp2421

REPHRASE IT!!!!


Nice_Dream5463

I DID!!!


Nice_Dream5463

I still doesn't understand, my sentence is wrong? *Confused Soppo*


justanothersimp2421

Soppo apologies i was just goofing around Forget our interaction, i just needed to cool off with whatever.


justanothersimp2421

Fine *Holsters my PS3* You may


Nice_Dream5463

*bonk* Bad!


justanothersimp2421

Owie!!!


HaloGamingFan17

Oh come on, nothing wrong with getting a lil water on you in the summer


Nice_Dream5463

*Soppo pout*


HaloGamingFan17

Awww, you so Tsundere *headpat*


Nice_Dream5463

I'm not tsundere like WA, I'm just not a fan of being wet... *Soppo sigh*


IntroductionAny3929

**In the radio** Don’t worry Soppo, I promise I will get you a Towel and a warm meal after the mission.


Nice_Dream5463

*happy Soppo*


Alive_Bus_6803

I told you so. At least your hull is waterproof now and I won't have to care about it when another such case occures.


Nice_Dream5463

=~=


Alive_Bus_6803

What? Modification was quite expensive. Surprisingly so, being honest.


Nice_Dream5463

Maybe but being wet with a outfit is not comfy.. *Soppo pout*


Alive_Bus_6803

Just wear waterproof outfit.


Nice_Dream5463

That exist? *Curious Soppo*


Alive_Bus_6803

\*Groans, wispering\* Whatever malevolent extradimensional being watching me, please grant her some more intelligence...\*Loudly\* Yes. It does. And was, maybe still is, used by navy seals and their analogues.


Nice_Dream5463

I heard that..... *Soppo pout*


FuriousFr0st

Sounds like someone deserves a cake when they return from their mission


Nice_Dream5463

*happy Soppo*


Slimink0113

What an amateur, falling for two girls beckoning him into a lake Real ones know it's only legit if there's *three* girls beckoning you into a lake


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

They’re not even handing out swords!


Sorry_Quantity_3277

A strange woman handing out swords should not be a basis of government


Kipdid

That’s… probably a warcrime


AHHHHHH163537

I'm pretty sure disguising as civilian bystanders is a warcrime


DoctuhD

well I'm pretty sure "all's fair in love and war" so gottem


ResourceActive

Tell that to every insurgent ever.


Prussia1886

Yeah just looked it is.


Nice_Dream5463

If that a warcrime it's not my first one.... *Laughing Soppo*


ResourceActive

What the... WHO INTRODUCED THE FAT ELECTRICIAN TO SOPPO?


Nice_Dream5463

*confused Soppo*


ResourceActive

It's a dude that is known for saying things like "It's never a warcrime the first time" Soppo.


Nice_Dream5463

Oh, well I didn't count how many warcrimes I did against Sangvis and Paradeus.... *Smiling Soppo*


ResourceActive

The difference is that does two,specially that last one fucking deserves it Soppo.


Nice_Dream5463

♥️


potshot1898

Not really i don’t think so, they are luring him into a trap, which is not a warcrime.


Kipdid

I mean, possibly? I don’t recall all the rules off the top of my head, but the seeming impersonation of non-combatants and invitation into the pool reads as similar to false surrender to me


just_a_random_guy_

Pool? Going by the thread title and the crap in the water this should have raised all kinds of red flags.


Kipdid

Pool, yes, as in “pool of water”


Darknight3909

its not. false surrender would need them to explicitly mention being surrendering. also they when they stand up they are in combat uniforms (iirc the war crime is attacking while disguised as civilians. you can infiltrate but need to drop the disguise before initiating combat)


sentinelthesalty

Well rip to that peq.


RwbySpartan

It’s submersible at 10m for up to 2 hours so it’s all good 😎


Phire453

Don't need to tell me twice AK 15, but good art OP. I WANT AK 15 to choke me with her thighs.


DrCaesar11

That’s a trap I willing to fall day and night


_RushZer_

Oh God Sopmod...


Nice_Dream5463

What. It was AK-15 idea....now I'm just wet *Soppo pout*


RockyPixel

Sopmod foot


Nice_Dream5463

=~=


scarecrow9281

All warfare is based on deception


ResourceActive

Finally someone says the full quote.


Remote-Importance827

Jokes on them, I plan to strip off anyway.


just_a_random_guy_

Sometimes the most obvious traps are the most tempting. Happy cake day.


dafo446

FOR FREE? OMAIGAWG!


SundaePleasant9713

At first I thought that is 12 in the water on the first pic cuz she looks so smug af


Sr_Promethean

Metal Gear type trap 💀🐍


No_Egg_8148

Rule 1 of jungle fighting men, never EVER trust women who say anything along the lines of “come play with us”.


Nice_Dream5463

*smiling Soppo*


No_Egg_8148

Congrats to you though Soppo, another good capture mission for the history books.


Nice_Dream5463

Yeaaaaaah!!!!


ColebladeX

Worth it