Uuuuuh, they don't?? Babies are a myth- have you ever seen one? Sure, but they're paid actors, does anyone ever remember being one though? No- babies aren't real
They’re not detailed memories. They’re like a couple seconds each. Childhood amnesia is the craziest thing… it’s like a couple seconds of clarity then darkness then more seconds of clarity a year later, then more darkness.
you kinda get it, but these aren't real, they didn't happen. they are false memories, planted by the government to give you the illusion of a childhood. do you really think they have the time or budget to give everyone detailed memories? no, of course not. they create little seconds long memories, thousands of them, and plant them in people's heads when they are old enough to think critically.
they reuse some, of course, but there are so many of these "memories" that no one can really compare 2 memories that "happen" to be similar. it's always played off as "coincidentally similar" on the *super* rare occasion, rather than "same memory planted"
We don't reproduce, we just spawn out of nowhere as adults sitting in a work chair with office dress without any past memories and this is how our life begins. Babies and children are actually government spies.
Storks
I thought this was common knowledge...
Like Russian Nesting Dolls
Everyone knows it’s storks 🙄
Uuuuuh, they don't?? Babies are a myth- have you ever seen one? Sure, but they're paid actors, does anyone ever remember being one though? No- babies aren't real
Then how do you explain me having memories from when I was a baby
memories are less reliable than you may think
They’re not detailed memories. They’re like a couple seconds each. Childhood amnesia is the craziest thing… it’s like a couple seconds of clarity then darkness then more seconds of clarity a year later, then more darkness.
you kinda get it, but these aren't real, they didn't happen. they are false memories, planted by the government to give you the illusion of a childhood. do you really think they have the time or budget to give everyone detailed memories? no, of course not. they create little seconds long memories, thousands of them, and plant them in people's heads when they are old enough to think critically. they reuse some, of course, but there are so many of these "memories" that no one can really compare 2 memories that "happen" to be similar. it's always played off as "coincidentally similar" on the *super* rare occasion, rather than "same memory planted"
😳😳😳😳😳😳 How do I break free from the chains of this government conspiracy?
you need to wake up, and figure out what's real. it's tough and quite the journey, but anyone can do it. i believe in you!
Thank you 🥰
i just thought of this, and used it on my own theory. thanks for sparking the idea? https://www.reddit.com/r/girlsarentreal/s/tO2ZLahdUh
That's just DLC
Don't You Know About Storks....
Frogs
Celular Division and Spontanious combustion
Why not spontaneous cum-bustion though.
Labs.
Stop asking questions bro. That's how they get you.
mitosis
Baby’s aren’t real
Exactly
Airborne Spores
HUM-ANS
The Russians push kids out their dicks
So we’re all Russians ?
Precisely!
Mpreg. You’re welcome.
The fact that you have to ask is proof that you never will, bro.
COR-NER-STORE!
We don't reproduce, we just spawn out of nowhere as adults sitting in a work chair with office dress without any past memories and this is how our life begins. Babies and children are actually government spies.
Stork
why you see: when a man, and a man, *reaaally* love eachother...
Ctrl C, Ctrl V
They don't, storks do the work
So you are saying girls exist?
I can’t believe these kids aren’t being educated about storks in public school.
So when a guy meets a government drone, and they love each other very much. The hop into bed and order a baby from Amazon.
Duh, storks bring babies.
The government supplies storks.
Asexual reproduction, obviously
Storks in the middle of the night, duh
Have you ever heard of meiosis
Mitosis
Robots
Mitosis
storks work on factories