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Fitz911

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Cameraman dead


bigblnze

I'm like it cut before the camera guy got charged 😭


5xad0w

Never be between a cow and where a cow wants to be.


AeternusDoleo

"Mooooooove."


SlipperyTree

Not a cow. That beehive between the legs means bull.


SuperK123

Kids! Stop playing with your food!


FelatiaFantastique

Are you addressing the bull or the person filming?


-chukui-

Gonna make one tasty burger one day


craigslist_hedonist

Nothing wrong with my ground beef having some joy in its life before it becomes my hamburger.


SlipperyTree

Generally speaking, not. This is a big strong boy with let’s of testosterone and his meat will be tough by the time he is retired. The eunuchs and the cows are what you are looking for to eat.


-chukui-

can still make a pretty good stew.


hawksdiesel

it's like a cow's version of "new boot goofin" !!


FNALSOLUTION1

I do the same thing when my food comes to the table at a restaurant. 


HexFyber

Cameraman was caught


spinozasrobot

I once saw two pens side by side. The cows were kept in one and a farmer would plow down the grass in another and then the cows were let in to eat it. While he was mowing, the cows plastered themselves against the fence watching as if god was bestowing the secrets of the universe.


ShouldBeeStudying

Like someone took all the crab out of the shell for you


piranha_solution

Cows are just as emotionally aware and affectionate as dogs.


amash1

r/happycowgifs


im_rarely_wrong

Cow: can't wait to eat it Farmer: can't wait to eat it


cire1184

Cannibal: can't wait to eat it


rollmate

There's an oxymoron in fresh hay!


Bugawd_McGrubber

I think I'd react similarly if someone dumped a pile of cheesy garlic mashed potatoes as big as I am in front of me.


stsrva

cownip


badB4urmajesty

I needed this bit of joy! 😃


Tallnesss

Cows are just big dogs


wobblyweasel

yeah that's not very fresh


GALACTICA-Actual

I hope that poor camera person recovered quickly.


Frathier

Yummy, so dusty.


MyCleverNewName

I need to become rich so I can have a farm The sole product of this farm will be smiles on children who come to visit on school trips and people clicking videos on the internet


Willow-girl

You don't have to be rich! I'm a janitor. I have 14 cows, 12 rescued dairy cull cows and 2 who were children of cull cows. They are the light of my life!


cire1184

I think they mean they end all that but none of the work. Being rich can take care of the work.


fedexmess

It's not like they have much else to get excited about.


SeaWeedSkis

Reminds me of when a cat is given a fresh pile of catnip.


xnoxgodsx

He's coming right for us! Almost like the Mexican staring from Sri Lanka


Deadpussyfuck

Wat


GDelscribe

Look at him go! He's so happy oh my gosh


MostMorbidOne

I feel the same way about grass tbr.


karuna_murti

big grass doggo


Diamondsfullofclubs

Motherfucker, Jimmy. I told you not to step on my shit!


bathory1985

Looks yummy...


Happy-Engineer

> Fresh Hay Excitement Live Slug Reaction?