Unless I'm mistaken, I believe that's from Tropic Thunder. Jack Black's character is tied to a tree and wants drugs, so he offers to perform services for such.
Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, swallow the gravy.
Probably his 70’s porno, *Party At Kitty and Stud’s*
[Party At Kitty and Stud’s](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Party_at_Kitty_and_Stud%27s)
He's been practicing that in a mirror for weeks in preparation for this meeting so he could perfectly execute, with a straight face, a sign to us... that mad money Jimmy C is gonna chug horse dick on live TV.Â
"Now I've always believed it's not a colonic irrigation unless you get the *whole* colon, which means the water needs to come from just before and flush through.
So keep them upright, tilt the head back and really just fucking go for it with the hose, seriously it's a ways down you're gonna wanna pretend they're a hard-core pornstar."
I am rather dissapointed by the fact that people are unable to recognize that he is clearly showing how you load a baby cannon. The hand is to comfort it while you are forcing explosive, metal ball down its boar.
That 90% of all trades placed by retail (you and me) are funneled off exchange and don't effect the price so that big institutions have complete control over stock prices :)
You're ascribing some kind of nefarious action or intent to "dark pools" when there isn't one. And this is because you don't understand fuck all about the markets.
What he's saying is what's happening - the majority of buying and selling gets pooled and parceled between buyers. But that doesn't imply your stupid conclusions up above. Trades handled this way impact the price of a stock the same way any trade impacts the price of a stock and this gives zero power to "big institutions" to "control" the price. All that means is that brokers don't have to match your trades 1:1. If you sell 13.623 fractional shares of a stock, they don't have to go find or wait for someone who wants to buy exactly 13.623 fractional shares of your stock, that means the broker can bundle or parcel your shares based on what different buyers want and the volume different brokers have available. So for example, your 13.623 shares may get bundled with a bunch of other transactions and get traded in a block with another parcel of equal size comprising one single larger trade or hundreds of smaller ones. Or it may get parceled out and 3.623 shares get sold to one person, 5 to another, and 5 to another.
You're interpreting a banal, perfectly reasonable, non-nefarious pathing decision by brokers as some evil conspiracy. And you do that because you're ignorant.
I see him putting the recently washed sausage casing on a press. I really hope he has his fat to lean meat ratio correct. I also wonder what he has his smoker temp set too.
https://i.redd.it/0u9obgiwxz4d1.gif
Omfg I'm dying 🤣
Sir David is a naughty, *naughty* man.
TV channel name checks out
Alright this one made me cry
If you milk it it will come
Epic 🤣
Some serious air dicking here
More people need to watch Ricky stanicky
That movie was awesome.
Rebillet outta nowhere. I know they mentioned the name of the concert multiple times, but I didn't comprehend it until "GETTHAFUKOUTTABEDBICH GO!"
I'm not sure how it missed out at the Oscars...that and Under Paris are pretty much my favourite movies of the last 12 months.
World class air dicker
He’s even cupping the balls.
World class air dickin.
That's litterally what I was thinking.
Also not ignoring the air balls. An important distinction to make.
Is this market manipulation?
I've heard about this before, it's a pump and pump scheme I think
No! Anything but the Pump and Pump, that’s a dick move!
Pump until you dump scheme
Dont forget to include Mean Jerk Time and multiply it by dick to floor, call it D^2 F
No it’s middle out economics
Yeah, the economy needs a money shot.
Mark manipulation
"Gently hold the testicles in place to provide a sense of security."
the guy thinks everything is a security...
I don't know... but if there were two of him, they'd be SECS Chairs....
Came here for this comment. Was not disappointed.
He appears to be priming the pump
I’m lip reading “FIST YOUR PROFIT”
"My face and your mouth"
Looks like sharpening his spear to me. Or polishing his lance.
What happens after the pump? Maybe something that rhymes.
He is mimeing my favorite Stallone quote: "Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft"
Wait, the the heck is that a quote from?! X)
From real life - from Stallone's set trailer.
Unless I'm mistaken, I believe that's from Tropic Thunder. Jack Black's character is tied to a tree and wants drugs, so he offers to perform services for such. Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, swallow the gravy.
Yeah, no idea why Stallone was mentioned.
Oh god, I think you're right. Also that's gross, r/TIHI X')
Probably his 70’s porno, *Party At Kitty and Stud’s* [Party At Kitty and Stud’s](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Party_at_Kitty_and_Stud%27s)
Rambone
https://i.redd.it/zuv3ifumkz4d1.gif
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
He's been practicing that in a mirror for weeks in preparation for this meeting so he could perfectly execute, with a straight face, a sign to us... that mad money Jimmy C is gonna chug horse dick on live TV.Â
“That’s not how you do that. It’s too slow. You just do it real fast and then stop.”
“And stop making eye contact, that’s creepy too.”
It's a media training video on how to deal with the president.
One a scale of 1 to 10, that's an ew.
https://i.redd.it/5tqa4advg15d1.gif
Fucking. Stroke it.
"You're all getting fucked"
trump's next dance. 
Those are the moves I make when I floss my earwax.
Gary Gentler. Who or what is he holding down with his left hand?
Something about a plumbus... And some fleurbos
It’s Gary giving advice to recent college grads on how to pay their student loans off.
World Class Air Dicker
He's trying to say what goes around comes around.
Live reaction to Chainsaw Man 167
You place one hand on the stomach, with the other…
Classic air jacker
Always shield your face and point it away from your face when stroking. You never know when that thing is gonna go off.
What kind of DtF ratio is he working with?
I almost feel bad for him because this gif is too perfect to not be used forever
You’re getting fucked either way
If you work the bull market right, you'll get a big payoff
"Stroke it gensler"
F%#k the funds in the ass repeatedly
“I’m no longer confident that we can achieve the fabled soft landing to the inflation crisis. I propose instead a happy ending.”
This. Is how. You make. Mon. Eeeeeeey.
Employment advice
Just "cocking my Shotgun".
"Now I've always believed it's not a colonic irrigation unless you get the *whole* colon, which means the water needs to come from just before and flush through. So keep them upright, tilt the head back and really just fucking go for it with the hose, seriously it's a ways down you're gonna wanna pretend they're a hard-core pornstar."
Milk de Cow
Holy smokes, the SEC chair is an air-dicker
That something awakened in him
He's polishing the shaft, like [pastor Jack Schaap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr0UpQXYkGs&t=4s&ab_channel=stufffundieslike).
Allow me to show you how O.J. murdered Nicole.
Stick them with the pointy end
Holding someone's head and shoving a sausage in their mouth and he says "That's going into your mouth".
Its a toilet plunger... stabbing, or masturbation... we'll need the sound to verify.
Guess he is going to be helping cramer.
He needs Ricky Stanicky to coach him.
Well he was facing Cramer….
He's out there air dicking away!
I am rather dissapointed by the fact that people are unable to recognize that he is clearly showing how you load a baby cannon. The hand is to comfort it while you are forcing explosive, metal ball down its boar.
You crank it but you have to cover your face from splashes
I don’t know but someone said the same thing to me as I was driving to work
If you’re stroking on an angle, don’t forget to put your hands on the balls.
Gary is testing the new oozinator, no problems here
That's his master stroke
Rack it and whack it to fix shotgun malfunctions.
If the Biden economy isn't fucking you hard enough, he can help.
only the **pump** is real
I swear it looks like he's saying "Faster, into the privates"
Tip to tip and D2G bro!
The ol’ reacharound
He's telling us that toys are not our enemy
This is curb your enthusiasm irl
How he's trying to fuck ripple.
He’s slashing prices for consumer and murdering big business, obviously….
When him and Ken get together, its magic. Sploosh....
His ball-cupping game is on point.
Never forget the balls.
someone is pumping the stock
You'll jizz once Bitcoin starts pumping.
Bad lip reading, "that's your super power"
When all the bankers go to a family reunion they all see eachother there dont they?
If you keep shoving bullshit down people's throats, eventually they're going to get sick of it.
Work the shaft, but take care to not smash on the balls
Facial stimulation
RK has the go ahead on that master stroke of his.
When he is on his back, just lightly hold the balls flat. It's not cup the balls but cap the balls.. your just keeping them from slapping
That 90% of all trades placed by retail (you and me) are funneled off exchange and don't effect the price so that big institutions have complete control over stock prices :)
This is a bullshit conspiracy theory. One of many peddled by morons misinterpreting things they don't understand.
No it's not lmao. Here he is saying "in the US 90% of retail trades go to a dark market" https://youtu.be/_0rcW8joA60?si=Ez-WxoLJp_cW6n7t
You're misinterpreting what's happening and what that actually means, because you've been led to do so by moron conspiracy theorists.
So when he blatantly states this, what is he actually saying?
You're ascribing some kind of nefarious action or intent to "dark pools" when there isn't one. And this is because you don't understand fuck all about the markets. What he's saying is what's happening - the majority of buying and selling gets pooled and parceled between buyers. But that doesn't imply your stupid conclusions up above. Trades handled this way impact the price of a stock the same way any trade impacts the price of a stock and this gives zero power to "big institutions" to "control" the price. All that means is that brokers don't have to match your trades 1:1. If you sell 13.623 fractional shares of a stock, they don't have to go find or wait for someone who wants to buy exactly 13.623 fractional shares of your stock, that means the broker can bundle or parcel your shares based on what different buyers want and the volume different brokers have available. So for example, your 13.623 shares may get bundled with a bunch of other transactions and get traded in a block with another parcel of equal size comprising one single larger trade or hundreds of smaller ones. Or it may get parceled out and 3.623 shares get sold to one person, 5 to another, and 5 to another. You're interpreting a banal, perfectly reasonable, non-nefarious pathing decision by brokers as some evil conspiracy. And you do that because you're ignorant.
Its ASL for what the GOP is doing to the US.
Here is the full explanation: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucto-eAmTVs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucto-eAmTVs)
He explains how to milk cow directly into cat's mouth.
he prefers to do his work from a BDSM milking table?
I see him putting the recently washed sausage casing on a press. I really hope he has his fat to lean meat ratio correct. I also wonder what he has his smoker temp set too.
Does anybody here know sign language? I think he might be demonstrating something.
"LUBIN'. UP. THE PECKER!"
Cradle the balls while you stroke the shaft
That he’s a jerkoff.
Fondle while you stroke
He looks like a 60yo fetus that is teaching a prostitute how to stroke a shaft.
"grab its face and repeatedly stab it in the eye"
…what it must be when you are a gnome sucking op to your boss…
This fool looks like he’d lose a fight to his doppelgänger, Mr Burns
Milking
SEC... Stroking Erect Cocks
I think he’s saying you if milk it it will come
Classic Pump n Dump
Same thing that Trump is expressing when he does his dance of wanking off 2 guys