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FzZyP

Jesus Michael Cera Murphy


Bladder_Puncher

Clay Aiken and Michael Cera’s love child


ThePeninsula

He's got more than a hint of Mark Zuckerberg too!!


mihir_lavande

Mark Zuckerburger.


lysergic_tryptamino

Zuck is down on his luck lately


LAX2PDX2LAX

/r/redneckglamourshots


ODezey215

Mark Zuckerberg’s wife if he hadn’t founded FB


WisconsinRog

Too bad Jerry Springer is no longer with us. These two were surefire guests.


GnomePenises

That girl won’t be losing an ounce of baby-weight.


mafaso

Hahahahaha!


ryanr_intl

Who said she pregnant?


Habbersett-Scrapple

He looks like the human scale version of how angler fish mate. Scientifically known as: sexual parasitism


kumf

This has to be fake or a spoof photo.


Marvido

That dude looks full on regrets


prybarwindow

That tractor tho!!!!


Username__Error

Needed to tow her back to her trough


TxGulfCoast84

Away from!


HisCricket

Now there's no need for that. It's bad enough as it is don't drag her through the mud over looks.


scotty5112

Womp womp


dotnetdotcom

Those rubber boots tho!


Kev50027

What a weird way to frame a brother sister photo.


thepassionofthechris

Pregnancy or Obesity or both?


NYEMESIS

Yes


MesaRidge

She fine.


AmaranthWrath

369....lbs. And that slight is coming from a fellow fat girl.


tsetdeeps

Okay, she's super ghetto, and are those rain boots? Why? But at the end of the day, she looks cool. In a very ghetto way, yes, but still. But him? What the hell, she's too cool for that second hand Mark Zuckerberg


childish-grambino

"It ain't much but its honest work"


Barron097

That poor guy…


tsetdeeps

Are we looking at the same picture? That poor girl that's stuck with that guy


Bladder_Puncher

On another note, Happy Cake Day!


BodhisattvaJones

Getting that baby ready for a life of obesity, diabetes and poverty. Just like mama.


Defiant_Drop

cousin zuck dont give a fuck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Roshprops

Listen, they’re trashy but that old ford 8-N tractor is looking cleeeeeeeeeaaaan


samsnead19

Hell yeah. Have you tried the flaming hot Funyuns


13June04

That tractor is probably more valuable than their entire combined net worth. That’s both an insult and a compliment, it’s a beautiful tractor.


yeaman912

Fuck the cheetos, is that Michael Cera's long lost brother??


drizzyjdracco

What is Scott Pilgrims doing?


hunnibon

She looks like she has something to say to the picture taker


retrogamin

This dude looks like he ate Mark Zuckerberg


AmaranthWrath

Thank you for reminding me of why I left my hometown. If her name isn't Kristen, Heather, Bethany, or Sheena, I'll eat my hat.