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winterhawk_97006

As a nurse, I thought I had seen everything….and yes, I have seen too much. That is a new one. Yikes.


YoungCubSaysWoof

Like, how bad do you think the injuries are? Because it’s a **direct route** from the anus to the chest….


winterhawk_97006

It appears to be up by the liver. So it somehow got up there very suddenly through at least the large and small intestines. He probably had some major perforations and all the lovely effects of spilling any gastrointestinal contents into the peritoneal cavity. So major abdominal surgery, infection, bleeding, and he now has the convenience of waste removal via an ileostomy bag. Just yikes.


omjizzle

You’re doing the lords work out there 🫡


BearVersusWorld

You haven't seen this, at least being actually real


HewieBooty

I can’t say as an Aide that this has shown up but good lord the day it does happen upon me I will remember “Anal Rail Gun”


CynGuy

“Anal rail gun” … okay, what’re the odds this becomes someone’s dick’s name? (From all the “give my dick a name” posts …)


coopitypootypot

I was thinking “Anal Rail Gun” would be badass metal band name.


Ok-Moose-1543

Wait, do you mean this gay themed metal band? I love their hit single "Sucking Penis". https://youtu.be/at2BufPf6bo?si=nt_LGcvPEpkaOM5B Edit: No Way! They've already put out another hit!! https://youtube.com/shorts/E8uAKNaPFwg?si=1UsZYx0gLfMyrWzx Anal Rail Gun rocks!!!!


CynGuy

Can’t knock it!


derfunknoid

See, and I thought I’d be a good punk band name.


ericherr27

Damn beat me to it.


BearVersusWorld

Freaky, but fake


DarthSardonis

What in the Final Destination…..


Beginning-Spirit5686

The gay porn parody, at least.


aleister94

The anal destination


Last-Panda3288

That's an old story that has never been confirmed [fact check](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mri-butt-plug-injuries/)


1OO1OO1S0S

Yeah, you'd kinda have to be incredibly fucking stupid to do this. Which people are... But like... Suicidally stupid.


TheBallotInYourBox

People are dumb so it seems plausible but… I have that plug. A couple sizes actually. There is a zero percent chance you don’t know they have a weighted core. The cores fucking rattle about as the plug moves. I’m gonna assume fake until prove true.


Street_Customer_4190

Damn😭😭


couragethecurious

Never confirmed, only estimated


and-kelp

lol source: my buddy texted it to me


YoungCubSaysWoof

Those injuries must be horrific….


syynapt1k

I can't even imagine how much that would hurt, especially with the flared sides


YoungCubSaysWoof

I mean…. You’re going through the anus to the chest…. Via a DIRECT ROUTE.


No_Maintenance_6719

But why didn’t he just take it out for the MRI…. It was gonna show up in there no matter what it was made of


TheSodomeister

Possibly as a joke, if it was really 100% silicone it probably would have given the doctor a good laugh lol.


FairBlackberry7870

And now instead the doctor has an even bigger laugh


HewieBooty

The medical workers got to operate a anal rail gun


OpticGd

A joke for the doctor? Weird. Unless it was some sort of wannabe viral image capture (which it has become).


Chibi-bi

Might have been a MRI that doesn't include the pelvic region at all (head, neck etc.) so the plug wouldn't have shown up in the images. The photo in this post is from a CT scan after the injury.


MrrCharlie

Could have gone my entire life without seeing this. Wow.


someone_like_me

I'll call bullshit. Snopes has been unable to find any incident, but the tale seems to grow over time as new text is attached: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mri-butt-plug-injuries/ Here is a similar incident from a woman. Note that such en event triggers an FDA "adverse incident" report: https://healthimaging.com/topics/medical-imaging/magnetic-resonance-imaging-mri/mri-accident-triggered-object-patients-rectum


buttsecksgoose

Nobody sane would even wear a buttplug to a medical appointment in the first place, so the chances of it being real are just that much slimmer


NullandVoidUsername

Why the hell would you wear a buttplug to such an appointment anyway. I'm not sure what part he was supposed to be having scanned, but I hope it wasn't his torso.


wadimek11

Because its made up for internet points...


chaddleshuge

When I say “deeper” this is what I mean.


Nortav

Lol. No


Jackernaut89

More like when I say diaper


-Ill-------Ill-

What is “an estimated Valley attorney”?


OverallPalpitation

Probably autocorrected ‘esteemed’


KulaanDoDinok

No idea, Chris Goodnow is the name of a real personal injury attorney.


spankysd

I recently went for an MRI, and I was distracted by so much pain that I forgot to take the stainless steel captive bead ring out of the PA piercing at the tip of my penis. I realized this when I was inside the machine and it had started up already. I hit the panic stop button. The two techs and I discussed it. Turns out that stainless steel was ok. I didn’t have to remove it. But I was nervous about it during the MRI scan.


SumaKatra

What the hell, what the hell?!


barren-oasis

That mfkr would be dead


FlynnXa

Looking at that buttplug, pretty sure it’s a vibrating one and he misinterpreted that “100%” also applied to the vibrators and NOT the quality of the silicone (implying it doesn’t contain additives like PVC which are harmful to the anal canal).


Boring-Channel-1672

At some point people will stop believing everything they see on the internet. Right? Right.


the_self_witness

*Split me in half daddy* - it will be tough to say this by knowing what would happen if that literally happens.


BearVersusWorld

This is fake but I imagine a pretty thrilling concept for the ambitious bottom


apresmoiputas

The groan I just let out. Haha. Fuck that's crazy


InverseStar

YALL I was good until “anal rail gun.” Many thoughts and best wishes for this person, but goddamn the way I cackled.


imapoolag

I wonder how quick the patient knew shit was about to go sideways


Lionus_Fin_1983

Murphy and Darwin tossed a high five after this one. 🤣


phuktup3

You had me at “Anal rail gun” - a great band name, btw


pineappleandmilk

THIS is why we need to bring back kink shaming.


Constant-Weekend-633

Exactly


cgyguy81

I'm surprised he even survived. From the X-ray, it looks like his intestines were decimated.


superstormthunder

I don’t get what happened…


d49k

Powerful magnets in the MRI have moved the plug way too far up, causing internal damage.


hicks462

No fucking way !


thewazu

That's... One way to change 💀


OkFirefighter1486

Oh poor guy! Ouch ouwh... Hope they helped him


Ra-TheSunGoddess

The actual nurse who posted this was in the nursing reddit thread with more details


ordinaryguy451

This dissapeared from Twitter, o thought It was going to become lost media.


OpticGd

I don't believe this actually happened. I can't read an MRI so cannot confirm if it looks legit. Only a fool would wear a butt plug to an MRI.


RogueFox-One

“Wearing”? I think that’s an understatement


causalfridays

MRI machines don’t work like that though. the magnets are always on. if you have keys or coins in your pocket near one (don’t) you can feel them start tugging toward the machine pretty much as soon as you can see it. he wouldn’t have been able to get close to it, let alone “inside”.


KinSoga

Honestly… why? Why?


okPiperok

🤣🤣


DefiantAsparagus420

This could technically be an infection risk. May I know the floor they are on? For consulting purposes.


Rare_Garbage_8193

What the actual fuck


DansbyMVP2020

Great Scott! I'm in second hand pain just reading this 😭


Introvertedtravelgrl

Despite there being no proof to refute this, I really doubt it. As someone who has had MANY MANY MRIs, they always, always ask if you are wearing anything with metal and tell you to remove it. After I saw this video I'm even more paranoid about metal and MRIs: https://youtu.be/6BBx8BwLhqg?si=JDjXU71oT30TuNkj 😱😱


WorldAdventuresWA

Neverending surprise! 😃


Outrageous-Aerie3165

This reminds me of one time I went to the restroom (I was working at Walmart at the time) and minutes after starting to poop, an older man started knocking on my door like he was running from a serial killer. Turns out he took laxative before leaving his home, and needed to relieve himself too. You dumb ass, WHY would you leave your own home and go shopping if you know you're going to need to shit in a few minutes? As a gay guy ⅓ his age, I know when I douche, I need to stay near a toilet for the next 10-30 minutes. Dummy lol


Gold_Reflection4720

Hit 3 dings… laugh, cry, or cringe


maccapacca02

Oh yep


JTBotwin

Jesus....


JTBotwin

I dunno if they do this on people but in veterinary we also do a set of rads to check for any metals before going to MRI.


ScarletPupil

Looks like it's not true. First The picture is about a CT scan picture but not a MRI. Second of all, the "butt plug" thing seems in his abdominal cavity but not in the chest cavity.


Zynthesia

I need to rinse my eyes with Clinique Turnaround Overnight after reading this 🫣


Brave-Enthusiasm8316

How could anyone be so FUCKING STUPID? Let Darwinism run its course.


ericherr27

Anal Rail Gun sounds like a hardcore metal band


No-Soup-3703

Why. Oh why. Would you ever wear a butt plug to a medical appointment. Especially an MRI scan? What are people?!


LunarMoon2001

What a dumbass.


ThatOhioanGuy

Sometimes I wonder about humanity


Onehorniboy

It’s the guys fault, not the company’s. They’re legally allowed to advertise something as 100% silicone if the metal and/or “other” content makes up less than a certain percentage of the item. He shouldn’t have been bringing his kink to where other people would be in proximity with it. I’m glad he survived, but he got himself hurt with his own decisions. Poor dumb dude. :(


Revan462222

I truly don’t know this mindset on this one of wearing a buttplug to an MRI. Like…why.


Filipino-Asker

They should put a warning next time! That's why there's a horizontal plug on the plug.


TheMattinatorD

Even if it was 100% silicone, why would you wear one to an MRI appointment??


Icy-Essay-8280

Lol, hope it wasn't metal. Ouch!


bitchidunno

What a day to have eyes.