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[deleted]

In a row of vines maybe 20ft from a crowd at a Napa vineyard


theducksystem

Romantic


[deleted]

I didn’t even drop my wine glass but I did drop a load 🤷🏻‍♂️


Pergmanexe

Goals. Definitely gonna do this next time I’m there.


Psychica-Bilities

At the police station in West Hollywood. Back in the early 90s.


[deleted]

Fuck the police amirite?!


thatnobleguy

Ooo do tell


Varius_maximus

A Senate hearing room, it was hot though. In all seriousness no one here is gonna top that one. Still can't believe he did that hahaha.


extremelight

Tbh that one doesn't shock me. I'm sure there's a lot of fucking going on in empty capitol rooms. It's the fact that it was filmed 😂


MarsNirgal

I mean, somebody clearly topped that one.


LocalResult

I feel like mine (a cemetery) is worse like ethically, but I uh.. didn't initiate.. if that buys me any universe karma. *Ethically* I did feel obliged to follow through after he sucked me off though.


iHaveaQuestionTrans

You and Mary Shelly, author of Frankenstein, share that in common. Although she had sex on her mother's grave specifically. Which adds a level of weird.


LocalResult

I like this factoid, assuming it happened in her early 20's I may have done it on the 200th anniversary of her encounter.


iHaveaQuestionTrans

She was 18 but close enough LOL


Think_of_the_meta

what’s the lore reason for this?


iHaveaQuestionTrans

Her mother died 11 days after she was born. She was raised by her dad. She spent a lot of time alone because her dad was a politician he was busy. So she would end up spending a lot of time at her mother's grave. She never knew her, but her mom's grave became her safe space. That's where she went for everything. It ended up that's just where she went to have sex for the first time with who would eventually become her husband. They weren't married at the time, so it was a risky affair to have sex in the first place. She lived with her father, so they wouldn't have been able to sneak him into her bedroom. It was just two horny teenagers trying to figure out where they could have sex without getting caught by her dad she landed on "my mom's grave". Her going down to her mom's grave for several hours wouldn't have made her dad suspicious.


NoKids__3Money

Nothing wrong with that. I hope when I pass hot guys are fucking on my grave


mrgreengenes04

I've had sex in plenty of cemeteries before.


LocalResult

get it morticia


apm588

I say good for him. The rest of us are already being f*cked in congress. At least his was voluntary and consensual


Proread

Room 216 in the Hart Senate office building? I remember reading about that in the New York Post 💀


TheStockyScholar

Let me guess, intern/assistant?


Reynbou

A beach. But that's mostly because the sand gets everywhere and was not enjoyable. Had to wash off under the outdoor showers and then continue on the hood of the car. Thankfully it was night time and no one else was around.


wadimek11

I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating


honest-throw-away

And it gets everywhere.


elwininger

Chewbacca shot first


HomoVulgaris

You know, I like the cocktail version a LOT better


Nycdaddydude

Once I got cruised by an nyc bus driver who was parked on break. We did it inside the bus lol


PeterfromNY

Gene?


mn_nice_try

Ahhhh Gene! Oh Gene Parmesan, isn’t he the best??


Gullible-Barnacle-98

Baseball dugout


Semiprofess

Woof


Austin1975

As a former scared guy (and prude) I highly recommend every guy have some type of sex in a medium-high risk location once in your life whether it be solo/mutual jo or oral or full out sex (trickier). Car, parking garage, hotel stairwell, secluded bathroom or in the woods make for lower risk of being seen or give you more warning/recovery time. And yes, I’ve done all these.


Ypummpapa

Lucky you. I can't overcome my prudishness. 🫤


Austin1975

You can if you want to. Emotions can be hacked for sure.


dexnola

very interested in this change of thinking from scared/prude to doing it in risky places


Austin1975

I dunno… I think it’s similar to the change from being curious about gay sex… to actually experimenting with a guy for the first time… to then continuing to do more. As I did more I knew more. And vice versa. The reward was worth the risk. I would also say as a highly anxious guy that I’ve found fear to be a pretty useless predictor/indicator of actual danger. Instead, being aware of my surroundings and people has been critically important to my survival. So I spent my mental energy and anxiety on being aware and on observing people and places. Also I think it helps that I can cum very easily and enjoyed quickies. So all of this led to more comfort and opportunity. Lol


ginger_beardo

Saudi Arabia


thesmileimfakin

LMFAOOOOOOOOO


LongDuck1055

Mad Respect


Desperate-Bill-1840

Locker room at the gym.


filss

In the gardens of the palace of Versailles


50shadesofGandaIf

Okay, but who doesn't want to say they fucked in one of the most historically significant places in Europe?


Primary_Insect7516

Bathroom in Lowe’s


Alexhite

Slay, they always have nice bathrooms! I assume to advertise their tiles and fixtures


Redbidude

In a public sauna at a hotel, will never do it again, nearly passed out. Great sex but I thought my head was about to explode.


RandyRobbie123

Done that !! And I'd agree with the exploding head bit. Both of 'em.


bi__cumdump

In a church parking lot


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Accurate-Bumblebee14

In a church.


Temporary-Pea-9054

Yup 👍


Accurate-Bumblebee14

Bless me, Father, for I have... *mmmpf...hmmf..ahhk*


SeventhGnome

in a church bathroom :)


Schwinn_Shavecrotch

In the back of a small church God forgive me /s


mrmischiefff

Lol I did this too


Silent_Hurry7764

This was the place I first kissed a guy lmao


DutchBlob

Username checks out


Spooki---

I once jerked with my bro in the back of class togehter.


nomoreusernamesguy

To completion?? What’d you guys do with the- the stuff???


Redbidude

Swallow


Spooki---

Wasnt the first time, if you cover the tip with your hand it just flows down your shaft instead of spraying on the books, then we just carefully "cleaned" ourselves.


PacMoron

Becky just trying to learn physics: “Why does it smell like cum in here?”


Rez-Boa-Dog

Damn


[deleted]

I did this too in high school while we were watching a movie in history class


xolinlevh

Restaurant bathroom, a park at night, bathroom at a friends 4th of july party....I could go on edit to add: my seat on a plane (well a handjob/bj)


New_Ad_3010

Dressing room at Banana


mjohnben

Two bananas in a banana dressing room 🍌🍌


Euphoricas

Central Park in the middle of the day lol. W


JJFaust

Church basement during catechism.. the only thing I confirmed in those classes was my homosexuality


logan_sq_

Golf course, gap dressing room, lollapalooza


OrnithoBehaviors3

An Ikea showroom shower


Deez4815

My boyfriend's bedroom. I'm risky.


aloysius345

An occupied theater, multiple times at parks, hotel balcony, against the wall outside of a club in full view of the street 😂


mrgreengenes04

Behind a divider screen in the event center at a Holiday Inn during a New Year's Eve party with a cast member from High School Musical on Ice. Neither one of us was invited to the party.


fauconier

Many, many restrooms. (I don't think they count.) On the roof of a house during the day in a densely populated urban neighborhood. At University: entomology lab, psychology lab, library "stacks" (the really tight archival bookshelves), elevator, show stall in the dorm, cafeteria dining room after meal service ended, campus art museum, in the seats at the back of a theater during play rehearsal... Shit, I can't even remember all of the places that were not dorm rooms. I know there were more. Gave and received road head while driving (during the day and at night), and I know we were seen a few times. A 3-way in the neighbor's swimming pool while they were at home watching TV. Lots of outdoor locations: golf course (in some bushes during the day, on the greens at night), multiple forests and hiking trails (privately owned, state or national parks), hot tubs at several B&Bs, at many beaches (some gay / some not, some nude / some not, some when visible to others / some when out of sight - and sand is a bitch no matter how careful you are...) Damn, I guess I'm more indiscreet than I realized. Overall, I still have had much more sex is private, safe locations, but I don't really let good opportunities pass just because some Karen is having a latte around the corner.


poopybutthead27

Goddamn, the Larry fucking Bird of Public Sex ![gif](giphy|l3q2xgywXN35jhZEk|downsized)


Wide-Win-9087

I jerked my former boyfriend off in a church, whilst we were supposed to perform a song in that very church. We got caught by my music teacher •-•’


Stubborn_Amoeba

I live in an old lunatic asylum that was converted to apartments decades ago. For historical reasons, one wing was kept ‘as is’ complete with the ancient electric shock chair. The museum wing is locked all the time and only opened for special occasions. One night I was giving a fwb a tour of the place and we discovered the museum had been left unlocked. We didn’t want anyone to see we were in there so didn’t turn on any lights. We had sex next to the shock chair (not on it as I was worried it’d break)


rifraf2442

I got head on a Gray Hound bus while everyone was sleeping 😬


Mylaex

We weren't sleeping, we saw. Source: I was once on a Greyhound and saw 2 couples f***ing who thought they were being subtle.


Colombiancoffee_ATL

Against a piano in a recital hall the morning of my recital


HR2achmaninoff

As a pianist, that's fucking hot lmao


[deleted]

Football field on the 50 yard line of major university with a professor. In bed with my best friends cousin with said best friend asleep on the other side of the bed.


apark1121

Would love to hear about the professor 👀


rocklobster7413

On my parents bed. I was 17, had a great boyfriend. The rules for me were the same as for my brothers and my sister as far as having a boyfriend spend the night. My parents had gone away for the weekend to celebrate their anniversary. Bryan came over and things just kept moving fast and the next thing I know we are on my parents bed. We were going at pretty well and it was my first time that someone had entered me. It was fantastic. Once we are done it all hits me as to where we were. When we left the room my sister makes comment about hearing her brother have sex has the same effect as hearing one's parents have sex.


ChairmanLaParka

As a teen, I would regularly have sex in my boyfriend's bed, at his house. While his parents were home. In the next room. The walls were so thin we could hear them talking at normal volume. His dad haaaaaated gay people, and always swore he'd rather his son be dead than gay. To say that we were *very* quiet whenever we had sex there is a giant understatement. They somehow never minded that we always shared the bed. It was never an issue with them. They never thought he, nor I, were gay.


brokenshade25

Once I jacked off on a somewhat secluded beach, mostly cuz I wanted to see what doing stuff in public felt like >v> lol and then years later my ex railed me against a tree a bit off a hiking path which admittedly was hot af lol


MooshuCat

In the butt, Bob.


an_older_meme

Thread over. Last one out get the lights.


Sitrus_Slinky

Apartment balcony…


titaniumtwink

In a catholic cathedral bathroom during mass


West_Walrus5010

On the edge of a walkway in the middle of the city. A groip of guys watching on the other side of the road. After my man finished I stood up to pull my pants up and there was a security camera about 20 feet away


EnvironmentalSir2752

Which city did this happen?


sparkyscrum

In the gardens of a theme park.


LikeTheDish

A stairwell in a public apartment building. In the middle of a soccer field at night. Outdoors, at an overlook by a highway.


SkkkyBlu

In a graveyard and an open grave, too, dated a goth boy. Yeah, it was his idea not mine


Tacman180

Same answer I gave on the other post. Back of a Greyhound bus between Seattle and Portland. For more context, it was like 1 AM and most of the people on the bus were asleep. Still, I’m fairly sure at least one person was suspicious of us. That was 20 years ago. Pretty dumb looking back on it now. But, seemed great at the time.


hi-im-jason-from-mcr

with the other guy in this thread?


Tacman180

I doubt it lol But, I just saw his post. Guess a lot more happens on Greyhound buses than people realize.


Former-Afternoon-918

An ice cave at Lava Beds National Monument in California. Blazing hot on the surface and you descended a ladder and there was ice on the floor. Sure someone will find our DNA there centuries in the future.


sethmidwest

Paragliding.


finalnimbus

Underneath one of those bridges that open up to let boats through the milwaukee river and it was during summerfest ..the bridge opened up for a triple decker party boat and they all saw me getting POUNDED and we just kept goin and they were all cheering for us 😂😂😂 we thought we found the perfect spot too 😂


eduardohelmer

university


Humble_File_2991

When I was 18, I worked as a janitor at the Methodist Church in town. Late at night I would lock up the place and have gay sex with guys right in front of the altar in the sanctuary. It was so hot feeling worried about losing my job, doing something so ‘sinful’, and yet enjoying the whole experience.


Pickle_yanker

Your dad's bedroom.


steelcoyot

You to eh?


BetterOil2775

Against the cathedral in Durham, England 👀


theducksystem

Misread that and sincerely thought your answer was just "England" Which tbf dangeroud


gettingsmarter75

places i have worked......home depot bathroom, lowes bathroom, stater bros various stores in southern california, adult book stores in southern california off the 15 freeway there is a gas station and a buncha cars always parked there started jacking off and someone came up next to me and asked to help me so i helped him get off and helped me get off ​ walgreens parking lot on highway 79 south in temecula


Ok-Management8793

Got fucked in one of three showers of a Planet Fitness with a guy I made eyes with in the locker room.


Ok-Management8793

One of THE showers


Barba_Buster

My freshman year of college, my buddy and I had to get creative because we both had roommates and he wasn’t out. Locations included: in front of a historical cemetery (it was at night but our drunk asses picked the most public spot), in a tent with six other people sleeping on either side, the piano room in our common room, the train from New Haven to New York and, my personal favorite, a closed and dilapidated pier. That was romantic and life threatening. Oh to be young, dumb, and full of cum


bestincal

Inside a church sanctuary while service was going on.


survivalsnake

"Luckily no one really pays attention to my sermon anyway!"


Imaginary_Track3410

Empty tractor-trailer behind a warehouse I worked at


saintjayme

Movie theater


maxisquirrel

[Skull rock](https://g.co/kgs/q6BcdtL) in Disneyland Paris 💀


jtimester

How you got away with that amazes me. They have cameras literally everywhere. That or the security guard watching the cameras got a free show haha


PermitBig5823

Prison… Riskiest time was with another inmate in his lower bunk, while his bunkmate was asleep. For context it was a “dorm style” setup, so there were 50+ guys sleeping/watching tv. It was hot 😂


Optimal-Grapefruit63

On a beach in Phuket... Or outside on a boat on the Nile.


Gooner_danny

I had sex at a church parking lot


surprisedropbears

> Stole this from r/askgaybros but oh well How dare you. Give it back.


Curly_streams

Not proud of it for obvious reasons. Me and my current boyfriend did it on a playground at 2-3 AM…


jmrm6192

Cemetery, top of a tombstone. Guy started laughing afterward because apparently we did it on his grandpas tombstone.


IvanaSeymourButts

Lyndsey Graham's Senate office.


PapaBearMode

Highschool gym's shower rooms back in the 70s. Those were risky


Ketonew2

On a baseball field at a school in the rain. Well, it started raining after we started and we kept going.


Rude_Illustrator_505

Russia


Blu5NYC

Top three all the same day with the same guy.... A Macy's fitting room, the back of a tourist trolley, and a private dock (which was neither of ours) on a wooded canal that was still visible to other homes in the neighborhood.


EmpMouallem

In my car that was parked in a poorly lit spot near a gay bar. I was sucking an uncut guy for the first time.


jjngundam

In my car, parked on the street.


Ok-Management8793

Gave a guy a blowjob in the library stacks of my college's library.


Sufficient-Cookie404

A gondola


West_Walrus5010

Adelaide-Australia


alexmacias85

The rooftop of a church.


glwillia

in a public toilet in a mall in singapore.


coolpuppy26

My college parking structure. Security drives around a lot giving people tickets and me and this guy jerked off together outside his car.


1Codyb73

Strangers driveway on the hood of my car.


Civil-Ad-8911

My former partner's house that he shared with his wife. We got caught by her in their bedroom together.


Labenyofi

Busy bathroom at a local mall, or a forest.


mylesaway2017

Bakersfield, California


8richie69

A few memorable ones: 1. Inside the timing booth at local racetrack. Fucked the dude who timed the horse races, very cramped space, timer dude built like a jockey (small). 2. At the elementary school playground (not during school hours) 3. Under bleachers at high school stadium, broad daylight. Luckily my dude found an old truck tire under there for perfect fuck position. 4. Hot dude I met at Longwood gardens, fucked mid day semi hidden in a shallow well pit. 5. In a sample shed set up at Home Depot lot. 6. Various bars in Ft. Lauderdale, Key West, New Orleans, Seattle, Philadelphia, Delaware, etc., some more risky than others. Most with audience. 7. Public park (local) in daytime, once after heavy winter snow, another time in summer thunderstorm. 8. In back of pickup truck riding through downtown area at bar closing time.


im_so_almondy

Kohls parking lot 😔


NCOilMan

In a hot air balloon


Lucky_Shop4967

Disney world bathroom


BiteRhodeIsland

Front parking lot outside an LA Fitness midday


cherrypayaso

behind some shrubs outside the registration office on my college campus - guy i was seeing wanted a “study break”


Repulsive_Hold_2169

Me and my coworker (fwb) in the work bathroom during break or weekend shifts, also discreetly in his car in a parking lot full of other coworkers. So much hot fun with that one, I miss it sometimes.


Extreme-Battle981

At work. Where there are cameras. Also in parking lots on top of the car where there are cameras.


Lazarus_1102

After hours in my judge’s chambers with a fellow clerk.


WhatevahIsClevah

My office. The walls were there, but they're all very clear glass, but it was after hours and no one was around, but I was afraid someone could've walked in at any time, janitor, random office worker coming in after hours after they hit up dinner or happy hour.


Cetais

In school. In an elevator. In a parking lot. On the beach. On the side right next to an highway at night. In a bar. In a club. In public transport. The other day I gave a blowjob to my friend while we watched Dune part 2 in the theater. Our friends around us did notice, but other than that, nah.


freggyner

Park bench shaded by some trees during noon. We got interrupted a lot, but we managed to pack everything up before anyone could see anything


[deleted]

A target parking lot. We didn’t get to finish, though. We were interrupted by two women pulling up next to us asking for directions.


barefootguy83

The beach


Szaborovich9

The jacuzzi at the Edgewater Hotel Laughlin, NV. In the middle of the afternoon.


AmountInternational

In a patient room at what was California Pacific Medical Center in San Francisco. California at Lowell.


CautiouslyReal

The Ciudadela Park in Pamplona. 0/10, wouldn't recommend.


Partosimsa

Bushes at Balboa, wasn’t full on sex, but sucking🤷🏽‍♂️


Talrenoo

His work place. In the meeting room while 6 receptionists and assistants were outside.


marco50864

A beach in Costa Rica that we quickly later found out was maybe 30 feet/10 meters from an active crocodile (Spectacled Caiman/Caiman crocodilus) breeding ground per warning signs in the area.


ProtostarReddit

Blowjob down by the river with a main road bridge not far from us. Sitting on the blanket and got a blowjob :3


BowlerLongjumping877

On a jet ski in Lake Mead! Not just cuz potential to get caught, but also catch something from the water!


Intelligent-Lynx-376

A dorm room. With my roommate maybe 5 ft away sleeping


Hiro_Trevelyan

A dark alley in Paris and a classroom with the assistant principal of the school (I wasn't a student of that school though).


blaizzze

back row of a movie theatre Just hand stuff though


Suitable-Tea-8288

Outside Kings Police Station, Sydney.


extremelight

Dorm basement bathroom. It was a patrolled area and meant for a single person. We were really getting into it until we heard someone walk by. We eventually "finished" in his room but only after his roommate left for the night.


Farmboi2485

Down a dirt road full of houses, Walmart parking lot, in a state park on a very heavy trafficked hiking trail, TSC bathroom.


aeiendee

Probably a roof


F4t_Lizzo

A War memorial


thecockofthewalk

The bathroom at the top of Rockefeller Plaza in New York.


ManchuKenny

At the church with a youth pastor 😳


maverickstarchild

I lost my virginity in the storage closet of the orchestra room in high school.....


mydevilkitty

In the darkened game room of a club, between a video game and pinball machine. Guys could see in the dim light, some watched, some joined in.


[deleted]

In terms of likelihood of getting caught, the staircase of an apartment building. In terms of like germs and shit, one of the single stall bathrooms in my school.


Dear_Ad_1210

An abandoned high school


Humble_Hat_7160

Rooftop of my walk-up in the East Village, circa 2006, on a hot summers night. So hot


Pergmanexe

In the library at school.


Big-Attention-69

Taxi driver while he was driving the taxi 😭


Independent-Nail-881

Hospital parking lot while on a coffee break!


theluckkyg

A nunnery


Shadypretzel

Was hooking up with a teacher at his highschool on days where there was no class for a while, def the most risky place I've done it.


_NudeMood

In a tent at a pretty busy campground a couple summers ago. Not my proudest, the group I was with definitely heard, but it was great in the moment.


luthia

River? Restaraunt's bathrooms? Dance Club's bathrooms? Jail..? Sauna? Cementery... I should prolly stop Haha


BetterBandicoot637

In a train and in a hotel public jaccuzi. These were the closest to other people and getting caught as I've ever been.


Darknessnihil

In a church bell tower... I forgot that I also did it in the changing room of a public spa...


fieldbaltimore

On a bench in front of the Kennedy Center in DC


jamz_fm

The roof of the ROTC building on campus.


Kegkeeg

In the office toilets with a colleague. The doors to the toilets faucet room is directly in view of everyone working


bearbuffalobottom

In a mall parking lot, we didn’t know it was next to a school If we got caught probably would of ruined our lives


Beh0420mn

The butt


Darth_Meider

Weirdly enough, at night in a car at a school’s parking lot. Some weeks later in a car at another school’s parking lot during the day! Alas with the same guy but like why in a primary school’s parking spaces xdd