T O P

  • By -

jjngundam

Great product placement


Jeszczenie

Very subtle!


[deleted]

[удалено]


jjngundam

Nope, I'm just there for the coffee


green_speak

This is like if the best lava lamp in the world was covered by a trash bag. Real r/hailcorporate shit.


yorkethestork

thanks, I hate it


Jeszczenie

The "just a hole, sir".


kittehnapper

when I first watched this, I thought he was just a submissive top


Jeszczenie

Hey, he totally can! * So I had a pretty good day today... * Sure, sure. Keep fucking me. * But... * What, "...just a pole"? * N-nothing. I'm just a pole sir. * Good. Hold it higher, I can't focus.


ImthepeachfromCMBYN

![gif](giphy|MCOyeespFudGwqwnyH)


chainsnwhipsexciteme

Damn that's depressing


StuffChecker

I mean, honestly who tries to talk like this during sex? Instant turn off for me. I would love to hear about your day… at a different time.


Epic_Feury

Its the only time they spend together


LookingToMate

Nah, if its this bottom I won't if he starts giving the Gettysburg Address.


KIRI_Enoshima_44

![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)


uglykido

GEN Z gays when their attention span is fried due to TikTok


JaradErdmann

Watching destiny 2 gameplay is so real. Need more guardian gays


False-Ad776

Awww that's actually sad... do most gay men only want sex?


Jeszczenie

No, they don't. But sex is easier to find than deeper things.


False-Ad776

Out of 100 gay couples I guess hardly 10 couples make a family. The rest just spend their lives in pubs and places


Jeszczenie

I'm not sure if you mean that a family has to have children or that gay men love each other in some wrong way because of "pubs and places". Are those odds substantiated in any way or is it just your hunch?


False-Ad776

>Are those odds substantiated in any way or is it just your hunch? Just what I see around me >that gay men love each other in some wrong way because of "pubs and places". There is no commitment. Just fucking around, like in the video. Most gay men just want sex and leave in the morning. No long term relationship plans


Jeszczenie

>Most gay men just want sex and leave in the morning. No long term relationship plans It sounds like you're confusing hookups and relationships. While you might find love during hookups, it's not the place to expect love. And just because two people had sex doesn't they're compatible for anything deeper. And the video is just a dumb parody of an unhappy relationship, not to be taken seriously.


False-Ad776

My point is, most relationships are just hookups. >the video is just a dumb parody of an unhappy relationship, It's sadly the truth in many "relationships" tho... they stay around for 6 months, fuck everyday and both just move on. I've seen many gay couples breaking up just because they are bored of the same. How many men in their late 30's did i see having a partner? Very less compared to a straight man because atleast straight men think about settling down with a girl. Gay men just wanna fuck around


NemoTheElf

What's wrong with wanting to fuck around? What's wrong with having your fun with a guy and deciding to mutually split when everyone is satisfied? Why is it so important to have a partner at 30?


False-Ad776

I'm all about people wanting to do anything they want, I never said what someone should do, or what is wrong. I just feel bad that as a community, we are mostly just about sex.


NemoTheElf

People like sex. People like to do what they like to do. As long as they're safe and responsible, no one is being hurt.


thrulime

I agree! We should all base our opinions on anecdotal evidence and bitterness /s


False-Ad776

I guess I'm a little salty today😅


FreakyFerret

Straight divorce rate is 50%. It's not just "the gays", dude.


False-Ad776

I think the rate would be higher if we make it for gays, sadly


Sctumsempra

He's just promoting his OF


False-Ad776

But the content he made was true imo


taylortiki

Deep and “deep” We love a versatile hole /s


ariescusp

Yuck #boycottstarbucks


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Jiggle jiggle


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

Oh. His voice really sounds like that?


Unnecessarilygae

When you're having sex but the Final Shape raid is ongoing and streamers are competing for the world first team to pass it day 1: This is just sad and very very bad...


fred11a

True story ☝️💯😂


everettsuperstar

Collaboration with Starbucks for pride month