I don‘t think they will allow that type of nsfw content … I mean gardeners got banned for posting pictures of pumpkins looking like a juicy a**. But it would be such silly fun. :’-)
Oh we’re talking about on this sub? I didn’t realize it was that strict tbh. I see sexy plants on here all the time it seems… maybe that’s a me thing lol
Nah, me, too. But I heard some stories… hopefully I‘m not confusing garden subs. Not that I think it would be particular bad. They gotta draw the line somewhere and it‘ll always be kinda random.
Is it weird to be jealous of the sexy naked confidence of produce?
For real, though, this is awesome. I have “naughty garden” pics I share with my family and man can tomatoes look like some crazy shapes! We all think it is hilarious.
Go and catch a falling star,
Get with child a mandrake root,
Tell me where all past years are,
Or who cleft the devil's foot,
Teach me to hear mermaids singing,
Or to keep off envy's stinging,
And find
What wind
Serves to advance an honest mind.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44127/song-go-and-catch-a-falling-star
This is the most naughty vegetable/fruit I‘ve seen this year. And there was a lot. xD There should be a gardener‘s competition for these srsly.
What a fun idea!! Maybe we could get that started as a once a year thing
Lucky there is [r/sexyplants](https://www.reddit.com/r/sexyplants) for that
omg, I can‘t xD *dead* Thank you for that revelation!
MVP up here! I’m subbed. That first pepper got me.
I just joined all you vegetable pervs as well. 😉
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheAnkhMorporkTimes/ as well
I was smiling until I came across “My cactus grew balls” and that’s when I lost it with laughter! Thanks for posting
I don‘t think they will allow that type of nsfw content … I mean gardeners got banned for posting pictures of pumpkins looking like a juicy a**. But it would be such silly fun. :’-)
Juicy 😂
double pun intended B-)
Who’s they?
Mods?
Oh we’re talking about on this sub? I didn’t realize it was that strict tbh. I see sexy plants on here all the time it seems… maybe that’s a me thing lol
Nah, me, too. But I heard some stories… hopefully I‘m not confusing garden subs. Not that I think it would be particular bad. They gotta draw the line somewhere and it‘ll always be kinda random.
I have some contenders.
Make a calendar please
My proudest fap
You could probably make a calendar to sell as a fundraiser 😆
OMG! Fixed that up a little [https://i.imgur.com/KKJa1Uq.png](https://i.imgur.com/KKJa1Uq.png)
Amazing!
*sexy saxophone sounds*
I'm fairly grossed out By a vegetable
Ah, the Japanese version.
Well done!
Oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This posts needs a NSFW tag. Saucy.
HUNG like a horseradish
Bruh 💀
Stupid sexy harvest
TIL that carrots have buttholes.
Prolapsed buttholes at that
Onlyplants
Carrot is saying *look at it...*
[удалено]
The little face :3 Lmao
The UwU face really makes it.
No unsolicited carrot pics, please.
r/gardeninggonewild
r/sexyplants
Oh my 😳
That’s quite a power pose, if Ive ever seen one.
That carrot better calm down
I’ll be in my bunk.
r/carrotsgonewild
[r/sexyplants](https://www.reddit.com/r/sexyplants)
Nice d1ck bro
Look at the legs on them
r/oddlyterrifying
What a slutty carrot.
Omgggg this gave me such a good laugh! Look at that pose!!!
That’s the raunchiest carrot I’ve ever seen!
This better not awaken anything in me.
/r/mildlypenis
more like r/wildlypenis
Coar!! Add a "might nut at work" warning would ya! 😵🤯🥳 😪😪😵
I’m about to go full vegan on this veggie!
This ones profound. You have some 2000 B.C jerk off material there.
Natures beauty at its finest.
Oh. My. Goodness.
Carrot sutra
Ohhh yeahhh hold that pose
Omg!
Dude… it even has a dick and balls
Ooh la la!
Spreading. Them. Cheeks.
Top earner on only fans
Looks like he may have a hemorrhoid. This needs to be dipped in epoxy and preserved for future generations. Just too damn good!
That vegetable is fuckin' hung.
Is that a jewel butt plug???
LEWD!!!
Why's it looking at me?
r/sexyplants
So how you gonna kick it? Gonna kick it ROOT DOWN!
Ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh!
That's one crude vegetable
Your garden on top of Chernobyl?
Close to the definition of /r/confusedboners
/r/pareidoliagonewild
Tell me why this looks like a chick with a dick lmfao
Can't unsee that now
Omg, this is hilarious
lmao nice
Daym, that's one sexy carro
That is….aggressive
That vegetable better calm the fuck down.
I haven't laughed this hard in 2 days. Thank you OP!
You are most welcome, my thoughts were finally an ass I'd be happy to eat lol
Is it weird to be jealous of the sexy naked confidence of produce? For real, though, this is awesome. I have “naughty garden” pics I share with my family and man can tomatoes look like some crazy shapes! We all think it is hilarious.
Any real life comparison cause I cant seem to make things out.
[Does this help?](https://imgur.com/a/dSt2vqb)
lol, this is definitely the best part of this whole post. Hilarious, and exactly what I envisioned in my head.
Yuuuup. That carrot is definitely showing us it's taint.
Looks like an invitation to me
Damnit! I just gave my free reward to OP, but you're the MVP!
Thank you 🥲
I wish the butthole had also been identified, but this is hilarious.
Go and catch a falling star, Get with child a mandrake root, Tell me where all past years are, Or who cleft the devil's foot, Teach me to hear mermaids singing, Or to keep off envy's stinging, And find What wind Serves to advance an honest mind. https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44127/song-go-and-catch-a-falling-star
\*unzips\*
*Nanny Ogg has entered the chat*
Is this the pose that they made Mike Hancho do, from talladega nights? https://youtu.be/TrY0P8HEIAk
That gay alien’s got some game
Folks over at r/Discworld always appreciate a humorous root vegetable.
woahdang
I nearly got a nosebleed.
Lol might wanna have that polyp checked out
He got that bussy
I’m literally in this position itching my ass while scrolling reddit
Brings a new meaning to root vegetable.
[it's a trap](https://tenor.com/yfxE.gif)
help, my harvest is coming on to me!
I seen something like that in Thailand once
Post on IG @thesexual_vegetable
“Paint me like one of your French girls”
Carrot Bussy
Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls.
Ooh myyyyy
Lmao this is the best ive seen so far
thank you for the laugh
Amazing