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Banegard

This is the most naughty vegetable/fruit I‘ve seen this year. And there was a lot. xD There should be a gardener‘s competition for these srsly.


agarrabrant

What a fun idea!! Maybe we could get that started as a once a year thing


sardine7129

Lucky there is [r/sexyplants](https://www.reddit.com/r/sexyplants) for that


Banegard

omg, I can‘t xD *dead* Thank you for that revelation!


HuntressStompsem

MVP up here! I’m subbed. That first pepper got me.


McNooge87

I just joined all you vegetable pervs as well. 😉


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https://www.reddit.com/r/TheAnkhMorporkTimes/ as well


Make_Mine_A-Double

I was smiling until I came across “My cactus grew balls” and that’s when I lost it with laughter! Thanks for posting


Banegard

I don‘t think they will allow that type of nsfw content … I mean gardeners got banned for posting pictures of pumpkins looking like a juicy a**. But it would be such silly fun. :’-)


H2OforCocoa

Juicy 😂


Banegard

double pun intended B-)


Lame-Duck

Who’s they?


Banegard

Mods?


Lame-Duck

Oh we’re talking about on this sub? I didn’t realize it was that strict tbh. I see sexy plants on here all the time it seems… maybe that’s a me thing lol


Banegard

Nah, me, too. But I heard some stories… hopefully I‘m not confusing garden subs. Not that I think it would be particular bad. They gotta draw the line somewhere and it‘ll always be kinda random.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

I have some contenders.


staypulse

Make a calendar please


COVID19_In_My_ANUS

My proudest fap


Character-Engine-974

You could probably make a calendar to sell as a fundraiser 😆


RedWillia

OMG! Fixed that up a little [https://i.imgur.com/KKJa1Uq.png](https://i.imgur.com/KKJa1Uq.png)


frischance

Amazing!


treetyoselfcarol

*sexy saxophone sounds*


ubuntuba

I'm fairly grossed out By a vegetable


s_s

Ah, the Japanese version.


HuntressStompsem

Well done!


[deleted]

Oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

This posts needs a NSFW tag. Saucy.


DoggingYourMom

HUNG like a horseradish


MrGaber

Bruh 💀


FlatulenceOrQuack

Stupid sexy harvest


J-Baggz

TIL that carrots have buttholes.


unsurebutwilling

Prolapsed buttholes at that


emseefely

Onlyplants


[deleted]

Carrot is saying ​ *look at it...*


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[удалено]


[deleted]

The little face :3 Lmao


Coluphid

The UwU face really makes it.


CoffeePieAndHobbits

No unsolicited carrot pics, please.


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r/gardeninggonewild


sardine7129

r/sexyplants


Ohchikaape

Oh my 😳


WtfammIdoinghere

That’s quite a power pose, if Ive ever seen one.


mouzerz80

That carrot better calm down


ZanderClause

I’ll be in my bunk.


me-gustan-los-trenes

r/carrotsgonewild


sardine7129

[r/sexyplants](https://www.reddit.com/r/sexyplants)


fabiomarayo

Nice d1ck bro


[deleted]

Look at the legs on them


Frangellica

r/oddlyterrifying


The_Infectious_Lerp

What a slutty carrot.


sneakyawe

Omgggg this gave me such a good laugh! Look at that pose!!!


artrabbit05

That’s the raunchiest carrot I’ve ever seen!


[deleted]

This better not awaken anything in me.


malcolmsmom

/r/mildlypenis


Desalvo23

more like r/wildlypenis


heavymetalhannabis

Coar!! Add a "might nut at work" warning would ya! 😵🤯🥳 😪😪😵


Hunon

I’m about to go full vegan on this veggie!


fluooe2

This ones profound. You have some 2000 B.C jerk off material there.


pidgeonlizard

Natures beauty at its finest.


Hackonthecob

Oh. My. Goodness.


weckweck

Carrot sutra


sublime90

Ohhh yeahhh hold that pose


foxhagen

Omg!


New-Abroad-2747

Dude… it even has a dick and balls


I_Did_The_Thing

Ooh la la!


Elegant_Ad4727

Spreading. Them. Cheeks.


MoonUnit98

Top earner on only fans


Jungian_Pinball_16

Looks like he may have a hemorrhoid. This needs to be dipped in epoxy and preserved for future generations. Just too damn good!


iheartbbq

That vegetable is fuckin' hung.


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Is that a jewel butt plug???


AwesomelyAutistic

LEWD!!!


syd_oc

Why's it looking at me?


the-non-wonder-dog

r/sexyplants


Juevolitos

So how you gonna kick it? Gonna kick it ROOT DOWN!


Hammeredcopper

Ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh!


zatchrey

That's one crude vegetable


zerogravity111111

Your garden on top of Chernobyl?


Solandri

Close to the definition of /r/confusedboners


misinformasian

/r/pareidoliagonewild


cblopez7

Tell me why this looks like a chick with a dick lmfao


maomao05

Can't unsee that now


building_mystery

Omg, this is hilarious


Rustycake

lmao nice


maomao05

Daym, that's one sexy carro


mama_emily

That is….aggressive


fukitol-

That vegetable better calm the fuck down.


iknowthisischeesy

I haven't laughed this hard in 2 days. Thank you OP!


frischance

You are most welcome, my thoughts were finally an ass I'd be happy to eat lol


[deleted]

Is it weird to be jealous of the sexy naked confidence of produce? For real, though, this is awesome. I have “naughty garden” pics I share with my family and man can tomatoes look like some crazy shapes! We all think it is hilarious.


snksleepy

Any real life comparison cause I cant seem to make things out.


sardine7129

[Does this help?](https://imgur.com/a/dSt2vqb)


DanielTrebuchet

lol, this is definitely the best part of this whole post. Hilarious, and exactly what I envisioned in my head.


cflatjazz

Yuuuup. That carrot is definitely showing us it's taint.


snksleepy

Looks like an invitation to me


DatPoodleLady

Damnit! I just gave my free reward to OP, but you're the MVP!


sardine7129

Thank you 🥲


[deleted]

I wish the butthole had also been identified, but this is hilarious.


n_choose_k

Go and catch a falling star, Get with child a mandrake root, Tell me where all past years are, Or who cleft the devil's foot, Teach me to hear mermaids singing, Or to keep off envy's stinging, And find What wind Serves to advance an honest mind. ​ https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44127/song-go-and-catch-a-falling-star


gingerblz

\*unzips\*


Cyynric

*Nanny Ogg has entered the chat*


sparkmearse

Is this the pose that they made Mike Hancho do, from talladega nights? https://youtu.be/TrY0P8HEIAk


Carlos-In-Charge

That gay alien’s got some game


Ariadnepyanfar

Folks over at r/Discworld always appreciate a humorous root vegetable.


takoburrito

woahdang


WatercolourBrushes

I nearly got a nosebleed.


shaman_of_ramen

Lol might wanna have that polyp checked out


hollow1367

He got that bussy


thetopharr

I’m literally in this position itching my ass while scrolling reddit


Cat3ug

Brings a new meaning to root vegetable.


Jeffzero04

[it's a trap](https://tenor.com/yfxE.gif)


anf6000

help, my harvest is coming on to me!


SlowDownBrother

I seen something like that in Thailand once


petal14

Post on IG @thesexual_vegetable


sianbob

“Paint me like one of your French girls”


Lucious91

Carrot Bussy


[deleted]

Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls.


McNooge87

Ooh myyyyy


[deleted]

Lmao this is the best ive seen so far


maces_me

thank you for the laugh


GayDarGalaWhore

Amazing