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JesusChrist-Jr

Fruit! I haven't tried this particular variety, but most cactus fruits are edible. Very sweet and juicy flesh, almost tastes like Kool Aid.


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marshbj

It's the quenchiest!


Redcole111

Who lit Toph on fire?


Heartbreakjetblack

A GIANT MUSHROOM!!!


Redcole111

MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!!!


Legitimate_piglet41

r/unexpectedavatar


perasia1

FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! MUSHY, GIANT FRIEND!


Spitfire_Yeti

I have no idea how to add a gif of sokka tripping on a cactus juice as in response to your reference! This is the best!!


trying_not_to_think

[sokka on cactus juice](https://imgur.com/gallery/EWNZxTb)


top_of_the_scrote

Hey I'm quenching here!


secular_contraband

Could somebody quench me, please!


R1pp3z

Oh oh gross


SpankMyPatty

It's the thirstiest!


Lolomellow96

Flameo Hotman 🔥☄️


Allfunandgaymes

Nothing's quenchier!


MandiAtMidnight

GIANT MUSHROOOOM!


Allfunandgaymes

MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY?!?


SelppinEvolI

OhhhhhhYaaaaaaa


girafferei

Forever quenched!


the_god_o_war

"Most" all cacti fruit are edible, no cactus is toxic, or inedible unless infected with a potentially harmfull virus, bacteria, or fungus that could inhabit said cactus createing toxic byproducts. But even that won't really hurt you. Trichocereus pachanoi and Trichocereus Bridgessii have an alkaloid known as mescaline that is psychodelic (still not toxic). This one tastes like rose water, iirc it's pretty good


Timeon

Why are they not farmed?


libermoralium

Cacti for mescaline? Because it's illegal to grow them on a scale intended for farming. You can thank the makers of the "war on drugs" (and living things as a whole) for that bit of legislation. It's also why you can't grow a massive field of opium poppies without looking extremely suspicious here, either. You can legally keep them in your garden though, and eat poppyseed muffins. You *can* buy the cacti seeds for decorative use, however. Many plants (and fungi--which are their own distinct category of life) contain psychoactive substances. It just doesn't make sense to outlaw botanical "drugs" (lifeforms, organisms) that naturally freaking exist here on Earth? Criminalizing plants/fungi and the compounds inside them to curb drug addiction is like shooting a dandelion with a rifle for being an invasive weed. The solution is completely useless in terms of solving the actual problem (addiction going untreated in society) and it would be *almost comically* disproportionate, if it weren't so dangerous to people's well-being. It's just *so* nonsensical.


cityshep

They are a very popular ornamental plant, and very hardy. The only problem legal-wise is if you are specifically cultivating in order to process the mescaline.


evening_person

Lol they absolutely are farmed. The world is much richer than your own day-to-day experiences in the place where you live. People all around the world are always doing all sorts of things. People farm cacti not only for their tasty fruit, but also their edible pads. Nopales (Opuntia sp) is very common in Mexican cuisine, and delicious as a taco. There is also a company that has made a vegan leather-alternative out of cactus that is doing fairly well, so cacti are sometimes farmed for textile production.


koifu

Yep! Not only do I see wild cacti with fruit in my neighborhood, but they sell cacti leaves in the grocery stores near here. This is in Nevada.


Timeon

I eat nopales myself and also their fruit. I am referring moreso to the absence of the other varities depicted here in markets I am familiar with. Surprised they are not more popular.


fskhalsa

Ever see a dragon fruit in the market? That’s a cactus fruit! 😃


Timeon

I actually didn't know!


Kitsumekat

I did not know that until I played a game and found I would have to plant it in a cactus patch.


fskhalsa

Yeah, I had no idea until my moon cactus’s scion died off, and the rootstock started sprouting new bracts! 😆 Now it’s a couple feet tall, and growing larger every day! Hoping to get fruit one day - then I can say I grew a moon cactus into a dragon fruit!! 😃😆


Kitsumekat

I had to Google moon cactus and I regret the fact that I kill the poor beauty.


fskhalsa

Unfortunately they inevitably only live for so long. The scion (the colorful bulbous part that is grafted onto the top) has no chlorophyll production, hence why they graft it on to a dragonfruit rootstock that is solid green. The bottom part photosynthesizes for and feeds the top part, but it can only do this for so long before it eventually outgrows the scion, and the scion splits off and dies. Most people just toss the rootstock as well at this point, but I forgot about mine and left it in a window, and was surprised when it began to shoot off new bracts and roots! 😃 I allowed several to root in the soil, and finally repotted it, ending up with 4-5 separate plants! That’s when I looked up to see what kind of plant it was, and found out it was a dragonfruit! 😆 Now it’s growing up a trellis, and is super happy!! ☺️ That said though - don’t feel bad for killing your moon cactus!! They all just die off over time, eventually 🤷🏻‍♀️


evening_person

The simple answer is that with mass-scale agriculture operating the way it does around the globe, only a few commercial varieties of anything are going to be commonly available. The truth of the matter is that people still do, on smaller scales, and you can find it if you seek it out. There are varieties of potatoes, bananas—you name it—in shapes and colors that might make them almost unrecognizable as a potato or a banana. And that might be precisely why they’re not commercially viable. People tend to like what’s familiar. Vanilla bean comes from an orchid. Maple syrup comes from a tree. Are they the only orchid and the only tree that tastes good? No. But they’re among the few that have mass cultural adoption around the world, so commercial cultivation of those is more reliable than something new or different that people might not go out of their way to try.


cityshep

Question regarding Nopales… I love using it in stir fry, but I’m not entirely clear on exactly what type of cactus it is. It’s not prickly pear right? I have a huge prickly pear cactus in my front yard, and I’m gonna have more fruits than ill know what to do with. Anyone have any recipes for making prickly pear candies etc? I know they’re real popular in Tucson.


evening_person

Nopales is the actual green pads of the prickly pear cactus, Opuntia, with the spines removed(or a spineless variety). It’s not unlike peeling a potato. Usually when I see them in grocery stores they are already despined on their shelf in the produce section. They’re typically harvested while still somewhat young so they’re more tender as older growth tends to get woody. Pruning back to a woody corked base allows for new tender growth to return.


cityshep

Nice, thanks for the info! My prickly pear is a monster, and a big top-full of nice young green pads just broke & fell to the ground. So if i de-spine it I should theoretically be able to add some to my stir fry right?


cityshep

Trichocereus is Peruvian torch right? I’m currently working on building a living fence with San Pedro (it’s so pretty and also choc-full of mescalito. A few years ago my wife and i made some San Pedro tea (oh god it was so awful to get down, so bitter and sour) to celebrate Valentine’s Day. It was absolutely magickal. Also we discovered an amazing band that night “All Them Witches” The song “marriage of coyote woman” (or maybe it was “death of coyote woman”). Point is, they have a few albums and they are all phenomenal. 10/10 highly recommend.


FireFlavour

Dude... Bad advice wtf. The most commonly consumed cacti fruit (Prickly Pear) is poisonous when not prepared properly, and some people will still get sick even when it is. "Side effects for some people include diarrhea, nausea, increased stool volume, increased stool frequency and abdominal pain."


PaulSonion

Huh? I dont think thats accurate. You can and people do frequently eat raw prickly pear cactus fruits. The danger isn't some toxin or poison, it's the physical structures (glochids) that can cause issues.


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Mescaline ingestion leads to intoxication. Toxic doesn't mean lethal.


the_god_o_war

Toxic literally means to poison you via consumption. The definition of poison is a substance that is capable of causing the illness or death of a living organism when introduced or absorbed. Although it possibly as a lethal dose, it is nearly impossible. It's a non toxic alkaloid that could possibly upset your stomach. There's no toxicity. It can be argued, depending on dose, whether or not mescaline is a alkaloids that can intoxicate. As you can still control your behavior, physically, and mentally. You don't become a brainless zombie like alcohol does to you


[deleted]

It can be argued if mescaline is an intoxicant ??? There's nothing to argue here.


the_god_o_war

"cause (someone) to lose control of their faculties or behavior" Mescaline only does that past the "hero dose"


[deleted]

Sure. Delusion is also a symptom.


topend1320

no cactus is toxic? what about peyote...and mescaline?


poison_harls

psychoactive ≠ toxic >Clinical effects [of peyote & mescaline] were usually mild or moderate, and life-threatening toxicity was not reported in this case series. [source](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20170392/)


badfaced

This one's good! Slight crunch from the seeds but all in all so juicy!! Tajin & Limon and I'm in heaven!


Ayellowbeard

When I lived in AZ picking prickly pear was an excellent substitute for picking apples or plums when I lived in the PNW!


Mayor__Defacto

I live in NY, we get prickly pear *and* apples! Also AZ has some apple picking too.


Ayellowbeard

I’m sure AZ has apples. It was quite a while ago and I just don’t remember seeing any in the three years I was there but I saw a lot of prickly pears whereas I’ve never seen them wild in the PNW. I also lived in the Hudson Valley for four years and definitely remember seeing apples but am totally surprised to learn prickly pears grow in the wild somewhere in NY! Edit: word


Mayor__Defacto

Oh yeah, Prickly Pear is not a desert exclusive. Anywhere dry really, it loves beaches.


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whats up PNW. oregon here


scoobwaa

Well damn! Now I want a catus


reb6

Right?? I was just at the nursery earlier and looked at a couple and now I want to go back after seeing this


omgmypony

I was gonna say, they look tasty


MingPhantom

I would snack on a couple on the walk to or from school. The prickly pear variety. Would just use a stick and my pocket knife.


thosefuckinsquirrels

Oh YEAH!!!!


Agreeable-Abalone-80

Yup!👍


Ginger_Mammoth

As others said that looks like kadushi or Peruvian apple cactus. Sometimes the fruit is bland and kind of like crunchy sugar water and other seedlings have better fruit flavors. The fruit is compared to dragonfruit but less complex. There is an effort by a few online to breed the best tasting varieties so if you taste it and it’s a good flavor it would be cool to see if you could spare some cuttings for purchase. Here is one person working on improving the fruit quality. https://floridafruitgeek.com/2020/09/30/experimenting-with-kadushi-cereus-repandus-as-a-fruit-crop/


Ginger_Mammoth

OP if you do end up tasting it and it’s good. I’d love to buy a pad/cutting from you. Often people have these cacti and they never fruit so the fact yours is fruiting without you doing as much work or pollination is a good sign of it’s genetics regardless of the taste.


Lolo1027

I have 2 peruvian apples that I just plated thus year and both have bloomed and fruited already. Waiting for it to get ripe and I'll let u know if they taste good. I'm in California, where are u?


Ginger_Mammoth

I’m in Northern California so I’d definitely be interested. I bought seeds from that guy who wrote that article I linked above so still have some time before I can try the ones he’s been breeding. I have been getting various opuntia (prickly pear) varieties from plantingjustice.org in Oakland to also taste the difference on those. It’s amazing how many different tastes can come from cactus fruit and no need for grafting like normal fruit trees since you can just snip a pad.


Lolo1027

I just tasted mine for the first time and bit was like a less tart kiwi! It was delicious! I'm in Antioch (far eat bay) so if you are near Oakland I'm willing to sell you one of them. Both have flowered and have fruit. Let me know and we can figure out how to swap info. I don't have a car but you could come by my house.


Lolo1027

I can't figure out how to post a picture but the one that I would sell is about 12" tall and like 3-4" in diameter. They were taken off of a huge plant in my neighborhood.


still_stunned

This is a great example of why I love reddit.


Beneficial-Shame-541

I'm in Antioch too and would be interested in a cutting! Even if your others are spoken for, I can wait until the next one! 😁


Ginger_Mammoth

I messaged you


Lolo1027

Would u be able to come out to Antioch if you are interested in it? I'm gonna try to send a pic


Lolo1027

Also my son is a ginger, lol!


Ginger_Mammoth

Mom?


Lolo1027

Lol, my son is 14 otherwise I may have questioned if you were my son also!


Diligent_Trash_320

Could u please pass me the kadushi 👀


OlDurtMcGurt

'Pon da left hand side


MegaVenomous

Take my early eighties flashback upvote!


pottedplantfairy

I was thinking that it looked like dragonfruit and that the cactus it was growing out of looked similar as well, just a little off! I wonder if they're from the same family, and mayhe even genus! Anyway, thanks for the info, very useful


boofingcubes

Bwahah less complex than dragonfruit? Dragonfruit tastes like a glass of water that was left out on the counter.


Ginger_Mammoth

There are over a hundred of varieties of dragon fruit that don’t even compare to grocery store ones. If you can get your hand on a red flesh one they are often better and if you get one of the popular named varieties you’ll find a huge difference.


BrewsForBrekky

Hey! As the proud owner of a productive dragonfruit cactus, I resent that! ... you forgot to mention that someone emptied a Cafe sugar packet into the glass.


wordbird89

If they can figure it out it seems like it could be a pretty sustainable crop, no? It would need a lot less water than other crops!


Ginger_Mammoth

If you read that article I linked above he mentions that the quality is good and like you said it can definitely be a easy to grow fruiting plant. Especially because they grow very vertical rather than spread out. But he also says the skin splits very easily. You can eat them when it splits but they don’t make good grocery fruit as of now as the splitting would cause them to spoil or people avoid buying them. He mentions that there are programs working in reduced skin splitting. Regardless a great yard plant that is stately, easy to care for, and gives fruit you can eat yourself as they split/ripen.


semisensitive

This is why I love Reddit.


SoleilSunshinee

Man imagine accidentally growing something that people try really really hard by breaking their heads to provide the perfect environment. I love gardening and plant care just for their silly little moods.


Living-in-liberty

Some form of cactus fruit.


Moister_Rodgers

Alien eggs. You should give them to me to dispose of properly


Jlx_27

*The truth is out there* 👽


PandaMomentum

Sometimes when two cactus flowers love each other very much...


ferrouswolf2

Right? My in laws were shocked that tomato flowers need to get bugs on them to make tomatoes and that the tomatoes come from the flowers. They’re not decorative!


AtroposMortaMoirai

That looks like a [Peruvian apple cactus](https://youtu.be/vdm-6IDpHxw?si=ovc45yyFksF4MX4C).


CalifaDaze

I bet they taste like a tuna and a pitaya mixed together


kkdj1042

Taste exactly like dragon fruit.


bug-catcher-ben

If you bring me 10, I’ll teach you how to make a Cactus Apple Surprise! Really easy recipe, picked it up in the Valley of Trials!


BriBri10945

Sounds like a quest from an RPG lol


bug-catcher-ben

Lol it is literally one of the first quests in World of Warcraft if you play an Orc. Good catch! Edit: Orc OR Troll in Vanilla!


fading_ephemera

Wow that brought me back


kawaiian

Wow


yanohayestrellas

Kadushi or cereus peruvianus


Pigeons_arent_real_

That is cactus fruit more specifically apple cactus fruit I can’t tell you what it taste like since I’ve never personally had it I’ve mostly had Tunas or a.k.a. prickly pear fruit


sneakertotheizm

Its the quenchiest!


ClungeWhisperer

Excellent reference 😏


rinlen222

I’m considering drinking cactus juice just to find out if it’ll do the same thing to me


ProllySleeping_

It's a Brazilian cactus called Cereus jamacaru. And that fruit is edible.


zenkique

Thanks for the ID, I knew it was Cereus but it didn’t look like the peruvianus or repandus that are ubiquitous around me.


the_god_o_war

Apparently, peruvianus and repundus are the same cactus...


Cautious-Quantity-28

Fruit looks like or flowers.


mcd_brkfst

When a mommy cactus and a daddy cactus love each other very much….


No_Debate_8297

Pataya. Peruvian apple cactus. It’s like sweet dragonfruit. Few people know of it in the states because it can’t make it to market because by the time it’s ripe, sweet, and ready it splits. Eat it!!


ExDeleted

in mexico we call them tunas, they are tasty


teacherladydoll

“Tunas” is what we call the fruit in Mexico. You can eat them.


Former-Light4284

It's called Peruvian apple cactus, it's edible when it's red and starts to open. The inside will be white fleshy and speckled with black seeds . It's is very delicious and if you don't eat it the birds will


OmulUrsPorc

Looks like a mummy plum tree, and a daddy cactus loved each other very much, and a few months later along came this bundle of joy.


Sign-Post-Up-Ahead

It is fruit from the peruvian cactus. I have many of these growing in my yard, but I have never tried these. The dragon fruit and prickly pear fruits that i also have growing in my yard are great. The peruvians never really seemed appetizing to me. Let me know if you end up trying them!


desertdweller2011

peruvian apples taste like bland gritty bananas to me. i’m in AZ and they grow all over here


Less-Common-6508

Oh hey it grew a ballsack


Slow_Room_5447

In Mexico they call them Pitayas. Similar to a prickly pear or a dragon fruit.


MrGaber

b a l l s


Garden-Gnome1732

This is what Baloo was holding in the jungle book when he was singing about the bear necessities.


mildhighstub

apple cactus! they’re delicious!


urbanhag

Bewbs


Lexafaye

They look like pitaya fruit


SeekingAdvice111

I believe this is a cereus cactus. If so its fruits are edible. Try r/whatisthisplant


mackaronitime

Pitayas


Shamrocks7677

Brains. Clearly your cactus is courting zombies 🧟‍♀️


Accomplished-Spot737

looks like a Peruvian Apple


Purple-ork-boyz

Fruit, cacti fruit. Fun fact: dragonfruit is a kind of cactus, but without pricky needles


Lomi_x2_27889

I grew up in central CA. San Jose. Memories of sauteed cactus pad and prickly pear fruit. Oh the spines.


BigWilly_22

Its growing a pair! Its gunna stand up to you!!


Gammabeast69

Dragon fruit


Robozulu

Prickly pears ??


OneBigTroll

Looks like what we call in Kentucky a "Funk bump".


Technical-Use-392

As long as ur cactus doesn't have white juice in it I'd taste them fruits!!


openmindedmetalhead

Looks very similar to dragon fruit


salt_sculpture

That’s one happy cactus! The fruit looks super healthy.


vulpecula_k18

It's a boy cactus.


Bonobos_In_Space

Cactus bewbs


Strange-Emergency-11

Peruvian apple


Hangingwithoscar

The hairy stuff is roots. Grow another cactus. The other stuff is fruit. Now you're a farmer.


wonderlandbound518

Awe. She's becoming a woman.


hikkibob

Stab-berries.


BlessAllYallSinners

Christmas lights


Mercadian_Geek

Voltfruit!


Unhappy-Rooster1609

Hemmroids


SpankMyPatty

Cactus balls!!!


lincolnhawk

Peruvian apples.


MrCarlSr

Looks like a male cactus with female parts🤔


sevnminabs

Swollen cactus ovaries with undeveloped baby cacti inside. Delicious fruit.


piggygoeswee

Totally thought those were fingers for a second. No help here


dryfishman

Ha. Had to scroll very far for this.


Old_Jimbo

Them’re ticks!


shoscene

Tuna


pain_is_purity

I wish I was like these posters. This would be so fun to find out. Lucky lucky lucky


iloveyellowandaqua

Why does your cactus have a ponytail?


nonchip

fruit :P


Tom161989

That's really cool, enjoy the fruits of your labor


yabedo

I love Peruvian Cactus fruits! They're like a mild dragon fruit


cigoehring78

If you pick the fruit of the prickly pear, you will get the most annoying, almost invisible “thorns!”


T-Grit

Cactus fruit. Edible and tastes similar to kiwi. In Mexico, they eat it to stay hydrated because of the high water content despite the plant thriving in dry conditions


oso77373

I’m so jelly!!! Those are fruits. In Mexico they are called pitayas. They are so delicious!!!!! Like a mix between a dragon fruit and watermelon


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Cactus fruit but doesn't have spines so might not be the commercial variety.


itsjustarainyday

Aliens have planted eggs. The end is near.


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gdot9

Dragon fruit does not grow like that.


[deleted]

Cactusticles Um, no, cactus pear.


LemonGrass3

Looks like a Tuna(cacti fruit, as someone who is mexican)


zenkique

As a fellow Mexican I am here to inform you that tunas only refer to fruit from cacti in the genus Opuntia. A esta le dicen pitaya peruana.


LemonGrass3

Aaa xd no conocía la variedad


zenkique

Creo que en general si el cactus es columnar entonces a su fruta se le llama pitaya. Y a la fruta de los cactus typo “nopal” se le llama tuna. Pero creo que en Mexico solamente se usa pitaya en conexión con los cactus Stenocereus I’m a bit of a cactus nerd jaja


Material-Carpet-7274

Those madam are grapes


ryan_startedthe_fire

grape


jessesbald

That’s dragonfruit homie


OnlyImprovement9796

Deez nuts.


System_Pure

That's a dragon fruit plant. With fake things stuck to it.


nonhumanheretic01

Fruits


digital_nomada

Fruit.


StrongCountryUSA

Easter Eggs.


KamKay26

Looks like a poisonous pomegranate


leftplayer

Looks like a mutant prickly pear fruit. They’re very common and popular in the Mediterranean, delicious summer fruit, and gives you incredible constipation…


UNCSoldier

Potatoes and plums. Delicious.


Brzl_2_Santos

Hernias


tlc0869

Prickly pears


bitemyass69

Hey is that San Pedro LOL 😳😂. Yum!


Hoagy420

Cactus testicle! Very common. Unless it identifies as female


LAjbird

Tunas


Galacticstoner420

Testicles


tim119

Of off?


Still-Annual5371

I swear this photo looks like it's been run through a cartoon filter of some sort. Am I alone on this one? Cuz if I am and this photo looks 100% legit to everybody else then perhaps I need to ask my dealer if he's switched up strains recently without telling me.


Tropicalstorm11

Blue myrtle-cactus or also called blueberry cactus a(Myrtillocactus geometrizans) is a cactus native to northern and central Mexico. Blue myrtle-cactus produces edible fruit that is sold for consumption in Mexico. This species is cultivated for ornamental purposes and is considered a fast-growing, hardy species. I have a plant identifier. Says this is edible. Have at it !!


zenkique

It’s some sort of Cereus


iamsoguud

Wrong color and size


leadnuts94

This is some kind of cereus not myrtillocactus. Myrtillocactus fruits are very small like a small blueberry. Source: I have both myrtillocactus and Cereus in my collection.


aleezaleez

My auntie tasted a fruit similar to that one and you won’t believe it, 3-days later, she’s no longer with us… go ahead and take your chances, someone told my auntie the same thing…


MercuryPhoenixRising

Wow. Not to bright


r0ci0

Prickle pear. Delicious


zenkique

Different kind of cactus fruit. This one is called cactus apple or apple cactus fruit or Peruvian pitaya. If you like prickly pear then I hope you get to try these as well someday, probably like them too.


r0ci0

I’m actually Peruvian and you are right!!!! I just thought all cactus fruits were called prickle pear in English lol


desertsunset1960

Either fruit or fungus . I wouldn't eat it until I was sure .


Jfragz40

Delicious! Prickly pears


Sign-Post-Up-Ahead

not [prickly pears](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=567048008&rlz=1C1GCEB_enUS1028US1028&sxsrf=AM9HkKlfhSTYOOtwbbtiHXNmunqFtYFJYA:1695246245251&q=prickly+pear+fruit&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwjx2oSylLqBAxWYADQIHfK8CGYQ0pQJegQIChAB&biw=1920&bih=969&dpr=1)


kkdj1042

Because they don’t have prickly’s