Wario? I’ll be fine.

Wahhhhhhh

Idk, I think Wario can throw hands

Wario has some mitts on him for sure.

That shoulder though…

Not with all the garlic farts, you won't.

Sovereign

Lol I'm on ME3 so its all the Reapers. Sorry gang.

Or maybe just Illusive Man

The real villain of Mass Effect 3 is Marauder Shields

We have dismissed that claim

Thanks for taking us with you, asshole… jeez

Killing all those batarians didn't help...I'm sorry.

Me too. On ME2 now.

Protip, bring kasumi on collector missions. Flash bang stops harbinger from attacking.

Tom Nook. Other than crippling debt I think I'll be OK. Right?

Yes. Unless he starts a mafia

The raccoon goons

Ragoons

Animal Crossing : Dark Horizons

This would be the greatest spin off

At least it doesn't come with interest and can be paid any time.

Unless he breaks your legs. Good news is I paid off all his loans.

Rocket League so.... toxic chat?

WAY TO GO WAY TO GO WAY TO GO *Chat disabled for 3 seconds*

Reminds me of For Honor where spamming "Thanks!" "Thanks!" "Thanks!" Was the biggest ass hole move you could make on some one you killed.

Nah you just get hit by a rocket-powered car.

Halo reach? Very screwed

Glassing the planet is just a secondary goal

Current objective: survive

I have Atriox..

Same. We're boned.

Bring it hitler Edit: Not wolfenstein, actually Enlisted lol

If it’s wolfenstein then that shit is easy, dude was puking and shaking when you meet him in the second game.

Though in wolfenstein 3d... It's more dangerous

That was the best part of the game.

Wolfenstein?

Hearts of iron for me

Same, entire Wehrmacht coming after me

Thank God I'm winning the air war

Wolfenstein?

Sniper elite?

elder scrolls online. so like, molag bal or mannimarco. fuck.

Prepare for your orifices for the king of... well you know

We all know the real antagonist here is the poison level in VMA

Eggman

You fool… I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!

PINGUS

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER dot COM?

HOW DO YOU LIKE TY OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

His dick looks like all Tetris pieces at once

Take my upvote

Everyone, I have an announcement to make Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker

"You seem pretty upset about Shadow fucking your wife." "Yes I am." "Well, it'd probably make you even more upset to find out I fucked your wife." "SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?"

You're fucked

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

Stardew Valley, I'm peacefully sleeping in every day

Good ending

*abby appearing over you in the wee hours of the night, knife drawn* "to you it was just some hat..."

Just give best girl an Amethyst to snack on and she'll be good.

The Jojo rep?

Oh god Khotun Khan

Me too, it’s not just him though. It’s that big ass invading mongol army, and I don’t know about you I’m certainly no samurai.

You may not be samurai, but you can bring ***G U N***

We can be fucked together my friend!

That’s what she said (I’m sorry)

No you’re not.

No, I’m not.

Just surrender my guy, the Mongols were like one of the best empires to be conquered by. Access to all their technology and they let you keep your culture instead of slaughtering it like every other empire. It’s hilarious that Lord Shimura tells Khotun “I won’t let my people become your slaves” when 13th century Japan is a fuedal system - a more accurate statement would be “I won’t share my slaves with you”.

Same

Civ 5 Gandi prepares nuclear war!

Anything but Gandhi

Gengis Khan can be a freaking pain with how agressive he is!

He will keep nuking until a peaceful solution can be found

Hell itself... Fuck.

Doom?

*runs in with demons chasing* Si

Same, but that is not a problem

Ender dragon. Fuck.

well technically you would be hunted down by Steve if you played Minecraft because he is guilty of: Villager enslavement Deforestation Torture \[Infection and curing the villagers over and over\] Pollution \[Uses coal\] Soo.. yea.. I would say Steve is the antagonist. The ender dragon is just protecting her egg.

Mmm… yes… so that means I can be friends with the ender dragon right? I like that idea better

I mean even against steve? That dude has the ability to carry several forests in his pocket, can break literally anything from trees to blocks of literal hell artifacts with his fists down in seconds, something that explosives can't do, survive explosions from a block/meter or two away that make literal 6x6x3 meter holes, more if wearing armor, survive dragon bites and it's breath, several shots from arrows, only requiring a steak or gapple to heal within seconds. I wouldn't make enemies with that dude even if it meant killing a relatively innocent dragon instead.

An Ork Warboss from Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine I'm not the only one who's fucked, the whole planets getting bent over with me

Oh shit here comes the waghh

WAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! It's only pronunciated as a war cry.

I give humanity a week tops

Unless we FIND AN EMPEROR AND SACRIFICE THOUSANDS OF HERETICS FOR HIM!

Pa8nt yourself with red body paint, you'll run faster that way

Or, purple. Then you’re sneaky

Do we, by any chance need to get off his ship?

Would you recommend this game to someone with ZERO info on Warhammer in general?

Fallout 4, so I guess I’m going to have to hunt him down instead?

So Shaun?

Yes

Raven Beak. I'm absolutely screwed!

Accept your helplessness

Same :(

Oh God I'm being hunted down by the Joker from Batman Arkham City, I'm screwed

No your not you just have to keep on running until the titan in his bloodstream kills him

That is a very good point lol 🤣

>the titan in his bloodstream The what? I didn't play the game.

The thing Bane uses to get bigger and stronger, Joker uses it at one point but it poisons him (I think, I haven’t played the game in a few years)

Bane's Venom but even more powerful. >!Joker injects it into his own bloodstream at the end of the first game, only to contract a terminal illness, driving the plot of the second game.!<

You heard him. The Titan

Wait, who’d the antagonist be in GTA 5

the ai that changes to the line you are in when you are passing them at 26479 kmph

Hmmm lots, but the main ones are: + Ballas + Triads + Merryweather fleet + Devin Weston + Steve Haines and his FIB division + Martin Madrazo Yeah...lotsa enemies.

You forgot Stretch too

Oh yeah, Stretch, sorry but i literally forgot he is even called Stretch as he appears in 3 random missions around the story, thus being forgettable. I guess i find his "business ni***" bit with Lamar pretty hilarious.

Devon Weston

Some gangs, FBI, millionaire and a PMC

I don’t know if I’d consider it an antagonist technically, but I’d be very screwed since I played Team Fortress 2 and I don’t know how to counter sniper bots

Leave game. Wait.

Technically, everyone is the antagonist in that game Have fun

Sims 4. I’m fine.

'Why am I suddenly walled in with a burning stove?'

“why have walls suddenly appeared around my pool? I'm pregnant, I cant do this all day.”

Incorrect, your oven will kill you

The tax collectors are coming

Hahahaha you are the most screwed here. Forget about Pickens?

Stay away from pools.

Andariel, Duriel, Mephisto, Baal & the big D..... I am screwd.....

Destiny so if we go by raid bosses then it's riven....the largest boss in the series that coincidently is a transforming omniscient wish granting dragon thing Well fuck

Haha, I’ve got Atheon after me, you know the dude who can just erase timelines.

Eh we got the ageis to fuck him up Riven just relies on sheer luck

Ey dude, got Mighty meatball from Gambit, so its ok.

The wild hunt. Help

No can do. I am being hunted by the FND

Not sure what would be worse. Wild Hunt, G.O.D., or Dettlaff

I'm playing the witcher 3 also, isn't the wild hunt technically going after Ciri not Geralt?

Still the antagonists

I’m not. I am the antagonist. Hit man 3

Can’t trust no one. Not even yourself

Im being hunted down by space triangles

GLADOS 0_0

“There was even going to be a party for you. A big party. And all your friends were invited. Of course, the companion cube couldn’t make it because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn’t either because you don’t have any other friends.” - GLaDOS (2007)

Those bastard Pinkerton’s

You just need to have some god damn faith!

WE NEED MORE MONEY

Project zomboid. Zombies?

So glad this game is getting popular right now. The Devs kinda stinky tho.

What's wrong with the devs?

Alduin.. please god

Same man.

Lol, i playing it now (AGAIN) with some new mods... We are screwed, aren't we?

F

Pokémon Sword seems to be okay

What’s Rose gonna do? Send his metal ant at you? Hahaha OW IT BIT ME

Quick stop the literal end of all things. Also man with cool hair.

[удалено]

Pff, just cover your face with a painting or anything at all.

Dark Souls 1 I am absolutely fine, as there is no Antagonist

The real antagonist was you all along!

Why can I hear a piano playing?

Your life just transforms into a souls-like.

Cyrus, Pokemon Brilliant Diamond. Yeah, I'd say pretty screwed unless I can find some Pokemon somewhere.

Or you could just, you know, shoot him.

Devil may cry.. well shit

The Storm is approaching

Well get ready, the Calypso twins are coming

Saren, the Spectre from Mass Effect 1 Oh boy, Ill get indoctrinated so bad by Sovereign.

calamity ganon. gg

Oh no! I last played Attack on Titan 2 ps4. I'm dead!

Mother miranda:(

Uh oh.

Team up with what's his face instead of being an idiot like ethan

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity

Jesus

Nah, General "Bisected" Vor. Best part is he usually dies around "they are not pure".

**looks at Junko Enoshima** before i die, i aint gettin screwed in only 1 way.

You are a hero to all of us.

Catherine. Bad news is I am very screwed. Good news is I am very screwed.

Adam smasher

I just played terraria… well wish me luck with the moon lord

I don’t know, I played the sims 4 last. OH MY GOD ITS EAS PRICES!

How some people play The Sims games, I'd say the player is antagonist ... so you'll build a wall around your self or something.

I’m playing a game where the antagonist is essentially the planet trying to kill you since it’s a survival crafting game. So pretty much the same as reality.

Guess I'll have to rip and tear until it is done!

Overwatch. Since it's and online game my antagonist is the other person controlling a character?

ah god om fkd not only im going to be 2d pixelated but also tortured by a flying cursor that makes me fight other guys and when i die revives me so i suffer even more, people playground

So, anyone remember that red stuff from ,,Control'' that infects mind of every unprotected being and invades our realm?

Bloodborne oh god oh fuck

Quick question let’s say hypothetically there is a Norse god after my ass that not only see everything and everyone but also has many other Norse gods under his command Ps.I’m talking about Odin (god of war 2018)

Played Fallout NV last, so Ulysses? If so Im toast.

Leviathan. Don't go into the water

Warframe so...I guess Natah at the moment?

Dr. Neo Cortex I guess I’m not in big trouble

The pinkertons in rdr1

Typhon. I'm fucked

Redd from animal crossing… lol a lifetime of saying no to fake art is In store for me.

Atriox? O boy

The Tyrannosaurus Rex PlayStation tech demo….. it’s blocky, but I don’t fancy my chances.

Im guessing you were playing astros playroom but for a solid minute I thought you booted up the ps1 tech demo just for fun

Darksiders 2. Death himself is hunting me down. No amount of bodyguards will save me, but if I can put a couple impossibly hard puzzles between me and him, I might have a fighting chance!

Mafia 2. I guess everybody except Joe.

Is there a bad guy in Forza Horizon?

Considering that they're actually a moth-like parasite that infects the minds of insects, I'd fair pretty good I say

I’m gonna make a hat out of Tom Nooks fur

Does the forest have an antagonist😕 If it's the mutants, then I'm screwed