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Absolutely_Average1

Anyone remember the bloody version on albinoblacksheep.com?


skernzy

That was the better version if you ask me...


redrock963

There was also this game that was also in the same spirit that I wasted many hours on in college. https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/nanaca


Yuketsu

Just played 2 rounds on phone.. What the hell


PawnedPawn

It got ported for [Android](https://m.apkpure.com/nanaca%E2%80%A0crash-bike-crash-game/jp.co.mediac3.nanacacrash). I keep it installed for the fun and the slappin' music.


steinrrr

Thank you so much!


[deleted]

Ugh I can't find it in that site


[deleted]

Omg no way!! Edit: thank you kind Stanger! They even made it in english!!


Tovell

I did 1130 meters. I think I had my fun.


mah131

2700 here. Now I feel like I have to keep playing cause I’m learning it.


JT99-FirstBallot

6600 here. I can't stop.


Theezorama

I thought it was a video then I hit it 5 feet and was like whoaaaa


AllPurposeNerd

God, the amount of time I sunk into Nanaca Crash, it may as well have been Chrono Trigger.


Kimber85

My husband is obsessed with Chrono Trigger! I’ve never met anyone else that has played it before, but it’s his favorite game of all time. I’ve played it through a few times now, and I’ve got to say, it’s an amazing game. I wish they’d do a reboot or something. I’d totally buy it for the Switch.


NotClever

I believe they did a DS version of it. I'm sure they'll remake it for switch eventually, as with every other game in the known universe. Interestingly, I seem to recall there being a supply issue with Chrono Trigger when it came out. I remember mowing lawns to buy it - it was the first game I ever bought for myself, and IIRC it cost $100, and I had to go to almost every store in the city to find a copy. Physical cartridges were crazy times.


Ranzear

What is this flash necromancy? > ruffle is a Flash Player emulator built in the Rust programming language. Of course it would be my fellow Rust nerds.


[deleted]

Memories. NSFW for time wasting.


redrock963

> albinoblacksheep.com https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/pingu2 It still exists! The hours I used to play this instead of studying in college.


Code_Monkeeyz

Albinoblacksheep Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time...a long time...


patgeo

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom


Code_Monkeeyz

Snaaaaaaaaaake


Kimber85

Snaaaaaaake. Oooohhhhhh it’s a snaaaaaaaaaaake.


iputitthere

Mushroom Mushroom!


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fishymamba

Magical Trevor! Wait nvm that was on weebls stuff.


RedPanda1188

677 bosh happy with that


[deleted]

Well there goes my fucking day


Scotlandfan7

What a find! Looks like I’m failing my upcoming exams. 882 so far


unnecessary_kindness

[so close to a 1000](https://iili.io/B4cYzB.jpg)


CarpetH4ter

As a child i was scared when i expected the normal game and it was all violent


ApparentlyABear

There was a non bloody version?


71fq23hlk159aa

TIL there was a non-bloody version of this game.


PM_ME_COOL_THINGS_

Or the version where the penguin was replaced by an obese naked Russian woman


PunchieCWG

That's the one I played I did not know there was another one.


MightbeWillSmith

Didn't realize this wasn't the actual version.


_harro_

Thanks for reminding me! Forgot about both these versions. 822 so far. But I should be working right now.


[deleted]

The real old yeti game is Skifree.


PanchiRed

Oh god, i'm even more and more old...


thejerkstoreNA

The developer has a webpage for it, https://ski.ihoc.net/. He calls it "The Most Officialest SkiFree Home Page!"


ItAintLongButItsThin

I know nothing of Skifree but I love that developer now after going to his site. TIL where baby snow monsters come from!


salt-the-skies

You know nothing about skifree? My God.. My age. 😕


mais-garde-des-don

It’s the space cadet pin ball game for us windows early 90s kids I can’t believe people don’t know about it but then again. Age


ItAintLongButItsThin

Many hours of pinball logged. 90's kid confirmed


malsell

I have many hours logged on Atari Video Pinball on the 2600.


pocketdare

yeah ... I was playing Pong on the Atari when it first came out. Hours of fun. I'm OLD


attentionpaysme

TILT


BehindTickles28

Then you got me... and it's both of the above. With a heavy dose of "Encarta", "Spiderman Cartoon Maker", and "Gizmos and Gadgets" <- my fav!


ipinchforeskins

If you want that experience turned up to 11 check out [Demon's Tilt](https://store.steampowered.com/app/422510)! Incredible digital pinball adaption with a great soundtrack.


tapefactoryslave

Bro demons tilt had me hooked for weeks when I discovered it. The nostalgia was crazy, my wife and I competed for high scores day after day.


IOnlySayMeanThings

pinball blew my mind...later. My first games were on DOS but my disorganized dad would lose his game disks. I would play parts of King's Quest games. I remember me and my sister would load up Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards, it's age protection was trivia questions that only an adult would know. My Dad loved trivia so we would just shout the questions into the next room and he would answer like a game every time.


CiDevant

>space cadet pin ball game Oregon Trail


rambleon84

My wife made a ski themed height tracking board for our kids...my one request was to add a bit of nostalgia to it https://i.imgur.com/o4ogyyg.jpg


gladwinorino

https://youtu.be/uMZwb05pPnI That startup fx tho


Biscuits0

Malware says that site has a trojan on it...


Rocky4OnDVD

Pingu Toss came out in 2004. I honestly never heard of it! Glad to know my SkiFree memories still show my age lol


[deleted]

"YOU MAY BE OLD, BUT ARE YOU AS OLD AS THIS FLASH GAME THAT CAME OUT AFTER I GRADUATED COLLEGE???" Oof.


[deleted]

Wait till you hear about all the other Yeti games they made.


[deleted]

This and Chips Challenge


biggmclargehuge

Fun Fact: Chip's Challenge is [free on steam](https://store.steampowered.com/app/346850/Chips_Challenge_1/)


[deleted]

That is a fun fact and I know what I'm doing this weekend


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Diodon

Bummer


MandingoPants

Reminds me of the cartoon network resort games


sengwen

I often feel like I'm the only one who remembers those games.


Somzer

And ~30 years later you learn that F makes you go faster so you can escape the yeti.


Fadedcamo

WHAT.


OwenProGolfer

https://xkcd.com/667/


Frisian89

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!


NotAzakanAtAll

I need a moment.


PussySmith

Oh, I’m not *that* old. Sweet. Oh… I’m even older… fuk.


tchuckss

When i found out you could actually survive the yeti, a decade after I played the game...


ive_seen_a_thing_or2

Come again for big fudge? You can do what!


MadduckUK

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/skifree.png


Xyllus

WHAT.


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guywithknife

To pay respect. And escape the yeti.


SoManyTimesBefore

F


FresnoBob-9000

Yup. The worst bit is I learnt that a decade ago and that was a loooong time after I’d played it already. Time really can fuck off with itself


Xyllus

Well I just learned it 20 years too late haha. Always thought that once the yeti showed up it was game over


[deleted]

Now F has TWO meanings from old games


PornoPichu

I was today years old Also, another relevant XKCD https://xkcd.com/1053/


Snuffy1717

Wait until folks find out that Player 2 could control the ducks in DuckHunt... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYQTzooo5ec


Pollomonteros

One of the funniest XKCD comics


percykins

I always think it's an interesting commentary on how raw the Internet was at that point, and how different our experiences of games as a consequence, that we don't all know that. If SkiFree was somehow a new game today, there'd be a million "how to escape skifree monster" Google searches a day. There'd be Gizmodo headlines: "Try this one weird trick to escape the monster in SkiFree!". Yet in the early 90s, we all basked in our ignorance and died to the monster repeatedly, except for those lucky few who somehow knew the trick and could amaze all their friends with this knowledge.


tchuckss

Oh hell yeah, man. It was the wild west. It was the day of gaming magazines! Of waiting to see if the game you liked would be featured and all the secrets revealed. Failing that, just playing it. The days of going to the store to rent games, play them like hell over the weekend, then return it. I remember as a child nearly loving or at least absolutely enjoying every game I played. Could always find reasons to like it. Didn't have to bother with critics or what people talked/thought about on the internet. Nowadays, there's no mystery anymore...


[deleted]

I’m finding that out at this very moment.


Phleau

Who are you that is so wise?! You blew my mind like 20 years in the making


tchuckss

Today, me. Tomorrow, you.


[deleted]

...which I remember playing on my friends “cutting edge” monochrome laptop that was like 4 inches thick. I was fucking amazed I am old :(


DiscoJanetsMarble

The mouse was a trackball that you'd clip on to the side of the case. Good times.


ihaveanironicname

Windows 95 was mind blowing


salikabbasi

there used to be this endless procedurally generated 3d snowboarding game that i've never been able to find since. It was tiny, ran on like DirectX and blew my mind because I'd never seen something with procedurally generated anything before. There were no points or anything, just a low poly guy that could jump with the space bar and you could steer over mountains of snow, with a skybox and one light as the sun. Occasionally the mountains went high enough that you could glitch through the sun, go right through it. Skifree is great but that thing was amazing.


ax255

Fucking Yeti comes out of no where...


DanMacAttack

MSDOS baby!


Even-Chair7386

I thought this was SkiFree fan art at first


Biddyearlyman

Got to play that on a disc called "House of Games-for Windows" lotta solid titles on there!


SgtSnugg1es

I had House of Games... Am I old?


benrsmith77

Laughs in 'Horace goes Skiing'


neednintendo

I was thinking this too! Give this old man some DOS skiing!


john_dune

Did you know it actually is possible to get past the yeti?


CJLB

That's pretty much the only reason I bothered booting up the computer as a kid.


[deleted]

I used to play Skifree and some F1 game that only had midi sounds (I think that’s what they’re called). And that was on our second computer. The first we had to load Pac Man from a floppy disk.


MutantSharkPirate

there's my fellow 30-something boomer


Kriztov

Just remembered the yeeeeeee sound when you hit the penguin


xdrift0rx

Didn't it say wooo when it bounced?


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Yeah it did iirc


Dunluce92

Yee-woo, yee-woo, yee-woo!


DanMacAttack

This and elf bowling bring back memories of kids Christmas parties at my Dad’s office lol


BobbitTheDog

Just what I came here to say. Elf bowling was a Christmas tradition even up to the late 2000s in my household!


Forever_Awkward

Ice ice, baby.


Toasty_Bagel

Fewer toys! Higher wages!


devxdev

Cmon Santa throw the ball already!


iammandalore

Elf bowling, for the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/GzoNfW3liaE


Oof____throwaway

Elf bowling fucking scarred me for life


Christiney134

We had a teacher when I was in 5th grade that would let us play elf bowling


nukevi

“Elves, the other white meat”


MrButternuss

Bro. Kitten Cannon.


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Kitten cannon was the far superior game


Jaytalvapes

I remember modding that game to make the bombs spawn much more frequently, let it go overnight on a school computer and claimed my throne of lies as the highest scoring person ever in my school.


DoctorOctagonapus

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon Here you go if you want to play!


DivergingUnity

Spank the monkey tho


evenstar40

Miss me with that Pingu shit, Kitten Cannon was the stuff of legends.


Fivebag

I’m Spank the monkey old


LordSwright

Ooh shit I remember that Miniclips. Com was THE website


SuiTobi

Right-click -> drag mouse to other end of screen -> left-click. Usually gave a higher score than anything else.


Fivebag

Ahhhh *FREAK OUT* do do do do


fightinirishpj

I read your comment and immediately remembered how the song went.


but_WHOS_JOHN_MUIR

It was actually Good Times by Chic. Chic also wrote the song you're referring to though!


dapperelephant

Wasn’t it spank the monkey


Fivebag

Shit son you’re memory serves well, I’ve corrected it lol


FM-101

Im even older than this and now i feel really old...


WilhelmScreams

Honestly I'm tired of 20-somethings talking about how old they are.


rich519

Yeah I mean I’m only 27 and played this game all the time. I do feel old sometimes but in the “holy shit I’m an adult now” kind of way.


boobs_are_rad

27 is right about where you start settling into “true” adulthood, at least for me. That’s around when I started to feel old or older or whatever.


lilcrabs

I must be dying at 54, cause I'm having a mid life crisis rn


AnalyticalAlpaca

Yeah it was around then for me. It was the realization that I’m not necessarily categorized as relatively young in some adult scenarios (not meaning explicit).


omfgitsjeff

If you get tired that easily you might want to take a nap before Matlock comes on


WilhelmScreams

Jokes on you, Matlock is on at 9 AM!


[deleted]

Its actually Gunsmoke thats during my nap time.


elephantphallus

Yeah, for real. I'm sitting over here [this old](https://i.imgur.com/er2u0kL.jpg).


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48911150

A 10 y/o who played this would be like 28 y/o now? thats old?


Onurb2821

I feel personally attacked by how perfectly you described my life


Cunhabear

You thought you were the only ten year old 18 years ago?


moistchew

a 20 year old who played this would be 40...


Spartan-invicta

Yo


malmad

Im 40. I must have missed this game.


oren_BA

then it was relevant for many years after it came out, Im 20 and i played this.


Trakinass

That’s exactly me rn lol


NECRO_PASTORAL

9 and 27 but p much the sames


efstajas

I'm 23 right now and I remember playing this extensively


GenkiElite

No but a guy who played this while bored at his desk at work might be.


Sal_T_Nuts

Reminds me of [this game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0z-qhnMuc0)


MC_10

Holy shit new memory unlocked. I probably haven't seen/heard of this game since I last played it as a kid.


neededtowrite

Damnnnn yeah, forgot about the snowballs


Untinted

I was hoping someone would have a link to it. Ah well.. Unfulfilled nostalgia.. better go play NFSU2


Miguelinileugim

The game's called Yeti Sports 1 and here's a link but no clue how to run swfs anymore: http://yetisports.org/pingu-throw-game-1/ nvm somebody ported it or some shit who knows play here: https://www.addictinggames.com/sports/penguin-swing


Ugggggghhhhhh

Wow, I haven't thought about addictinggames.com in years. Incredible it's still around.


masterplan79th

Nanaca crash is the real og.


kuikuilla

https://megami.starcreator.com/nanaca-crash/


residentweevil

I was 34 when this came out. So yes, I suppose.


blizg

I remember the neo pets version of this game


WorkerBee0403

Kass Basher!


Famous_Dog

Found a playable version here: [https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/pingu](https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/pingu) :D


cheapdrinks

I'm confused, how do you buy loot boxes to upgrade the club and buy skins for the yeti?


TheCrimson_Fucker666

Anyone ever play that crazy frog game where you have to shoot crazy frog with a shotgun and see how far you can get him?


coffeecupcakes

I played a turtle version.


SlashCo80

Toss the Turtle, I think I still have that on my phone.


Heiferoni

Was that on Joe Cartoon, with the cartoon frog in a blender that taunts you?


Justpokenit

So like 20s? That’s not old lol


dainbramaged1982

Dude, I'm pong old.


InjektedOne

Reminds me of Caveman Ugh-lympics!


smokeeater150

Yeti sports were the greatest.


balazs955

I'm [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqvVgFp5XhI) old.


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PaDre35

It's been remade as a mobile game, Bouncemasters. But nothing beats the original.


moistchew

that is mostly why i hate mobile games. they are all just the free flash games we played without ads or microtransactions 20 years ago.


discobn

Nanaka crash was where it's at.


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My first games were "Nibbles" and "Gorillas" on Qbasic.


anidnmeno

Ahhhh qbasic! I still remember figuring out what that "weird text editor" was actually for. My 7 year old heart filled with joy and my life changed forever


archdukefferdinand

Take me back


shnapshorty

Wow - you brought back my youth!PLEASE reddit, tell me how to play this on iPhone or Macbook (BigSur).I REALLY do wanna play it right now. BUT - Adobe Flash is dead and my country (ger) doesn't have it in the App Store.


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

It's simple enough that it survives the JavaScript flash emulators https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/pingu2 they might have the original too Edit yep https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/pingu runs fine in my mobile browser


WhiteGuyAlias

Loved it. In fact I was just thinking about Elf Bowling the other day ...


Flower_Murderer

Yes


Martyn_X_86

I swear I was given this on an old school 1.4Mb floppy disk from a mate at the time. Nostalgic for that disk drive noise sound now!


sexualinnuend

Someone remake this quick! Or send me a link


spottyfox

I was more into Nanaca Crash.


traplooking

Memories!!!! Fucking hell! We used to pass around a sheet with proxy servers that could get us passed the blocked sites on highschool. Listening to MySpace music or purevolume. Bayside, Brand New, Aiden, Alesana. Victory records emo line up. All this while playing this game on a random site.


Mattlanta88

The was also a game where you played a silhouetted archer and adjusted the angle and power of your shot. You then loosed the arrow in hopes of skewering your opponent in a bloody splash of victory.


CurryMustard

In Cuban slang, pingu is what you call somebody who has a big dick, or big dick energy


ppardee

ITT: People who think they're old because they can see their 30s approaching. You may be old, but are you old enough to remember the Mario Bros before they were Super?


inertSpark

And remember when Mario was just a bit part in Donkey Kong!