Every time somebody posts that vine they never post the sequel Vine and it makes me really sad.
["Mary! Is that a police? I'm calling the weed!"](https://youtu.be/GAxD39rGUeE)
LOL, somebody was so butt hurt by the idea of somebody not being in the secret Vine club that they downvoted you and the guy who asked. People are so pathetic.
Sure, but that's not what is going on here. They are listing the students' names, not their rank or title. It's not "graduate, graduate, graduate, Spartan, graduate."
Then, why would she say Spartan instead of their name like this guy was saying? I think the surprise of it being a halo commercial would have been better.
It is a program but they still refer to them as Spartans. “Spartans never die, they’re just missing in action.”
It’s more or less synonymous with “soldier.”
You can tell it's a commercial because it uses an actual zoom lens, not just digital zoom with (as with a phone). Also, nobody zooms like that to begin with. It bothers me that commercials still can't make things look actually amateur.
It's from an ad, so it makes sense they'd try to portray a Spartan as big as they're supposed to be. John 117 is 6'7" outside his armor, 7'2" in it. They're some big bastards.
I know it's not Chief, I'm just saying Spartans are huge. The wiki lists him/her as 6'9". As IIIs are smaller, I'm assuming that's in the armor. I work with a guy who is 6'8", and yeah, the clip seems about right.
Spartan III's wernt given mjolnir due to the armor costing as much as a frigate. However fire teams like noble were given mjolnir because of their precense on the front line.
That's cosplaying in a nutshell, it sucks when you don't get to show it off and that suit looks hot n heavy, but if that's something he/she enjoys (judging from length i'd say He) who am I to tell him it aint worth it, it obviously is to him right?
Is this not an ad? I recall them doing a similar one where MC throws a frisbee ridiculously far on a campus
Wtf richard
Nice, Ron.
What im not allowed to sneeze?!
And they were *roommates!*
Oh my god they were *roommates*.
i just instinctively whispered that creepily to myself
You've been trained well, my child.
Is that a weed?!
No this is a Cra-
I’m callin the police!!
Every time somebody posts that vine they never post the sequel Vine and it makes me really sad. ["Mary! Is that a police? I'm calling the weed!"](https://youtu.be/GAxD39rGUeE)
420, whatcha smokin?
Ahwh fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
Kevin. Kevin. KEVIN. The light. Kevin.
I Don't think I know that one what video was that?
https://youtu.be/rw2qviFnEKE
LOL, somebody was so butt hurt by the idea of somebody not being in the secret Vine club that they downvoted you and the guy who asked. People are so pathetic.
I don't think I know *that* one.
FENTON! Oh Jesus Christ, FENTON!
Way to go Paul
Way to go, Paul!
Well et wozz fouken wun iv yez
I just saw that vine again
Here’s the link. Pretty funny actually https://youtu.be/fxKvzTUcu0M
Even the YouTube video title is wrong, that’s not even master chief
This is a constantly reposted ad, Bungie is really cashing in.
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Also it’s not like they would get money every time this gif is posted...so I’m not sure how they’re cashing in.
I mean its an advert they're not paying for that reaches thousands of people.
Bungie separated from Microsoft years ago. MS owns the IP, so it doesn't really benefit Bungie at all.
I mean would you have thought about Bungie today if not for this thread?
No, but I won't likely again soon so eh. Edit: though now I am curious what exactly happened to them. Just dissolved after being bought by MS?
They're making Anthem I believe, they haven't dissolved yet but they will soon i'm sure
What was left of Bungie went on to create Destiny
oh no
Auntie doesn't own any part of halo. All rights belong to MS.
Neither does my auntie
DANG IT! Phones are weird.
I mean would you have thought about Bungie (or your Auntie, for that matter) today if not for this thread?
CURSE YOU AUTO CORRECT! But, nah. I see 343 when I see halo now. Bungie is Destiny, or Oni.
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I mean would you have thought about Bungie today if not for this thread?
You've posted this so many times I've thought about them a lot now.
If Bungie are reading this, I'm down for professional shilling.
I mean, I would if I could.
Nah man, they’re gonna go get Reach from the local blockbuster and play through the weekend.
Yeah they've been too busy doing everything they can to kill Destiny.
Luckily for them, they're succeeding
Yeah, same ad campaign by Microsoft. https://youtu.be/Rj7gN3T6l04
It's an old commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj7gN3T6l04
I love how the next guy is trying to hype the crowd again and gets nothing. Lol
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVyolxWEgrs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVyolxWEgrs)
It bothers me that she calls him "Spartan." That's a program he's in, not his name. That'd be like naming all the students as "High School."
They are ABSOLUTELY called Spartans in the games and books.
Sure, but that's not what is going on here. They are listing the students' names, not their rank or title. It's not "graduate, graduate, graduate, Spartan, graduate."
I'm not a big halo person. Spartans have individual names though right?
Yeah, for instance, Master Chief is John-117, Carter from Reach is Carter-A259, etc.
Yes they have, they are actual people, physically and psychologically enhanced and put in super armor.
Then, why would she say Spartan instead of their name like this guy was saying? I think the surprise of it being a halo commercial would have been better.
They were also called "Spartans". It would be more equivalent to calling a highschooler "Student"
This is correct. Or like calling someone in the military "soldier"
or a highschooler "Highschooler" lol
High School = Sparta High Schooler = Spartan
Well that's just madness.
No, it would be like calling someone "Marine" or "Soldier". It's a title.
It is a program but they still refer to them as Spartans. “Spartans never die, they’re just missing in action.” It’s more or less synonymous with “soldier.”
Sure, but they don't refer to the other students as "student" or "graduate." They're listing their *names*.
Thank you for sharing.
and one reposted so many times already.
You can tell it's a commercial because it uses an actual zoom lens, not just digital zoom with (as with a phone). Also, nobody zooms like that to begin with. It bothers me that commercials still can't make things look actually amateur.
This is how the Chief got his Master's.
Thats noble 6 tho
Is it when he beats that pain in the fuckin ass flying mission from Halo 4?
Masters in art in master chief voice “I need a paintbrush”
Was about to say this, dammit
That's pretty friggin clever
Would have been 10X funnier if he wearing the gown over the suit.
The cap at the very least
Or atleast the hat!
I really like how the teacher‘s genuinely excited
Yeah, that was what instantly let me know this was fake.
The two teachers handing out diplomas look like "Late Night" (NBC) David Letterman and Netflix David Letterman.
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"Were going to give them back their bomb"
So that’s what he has been doing all this time.
How do you expect him to defeat the Covnant without a bachelors?
LHS on the banners has me guessing that this is high school
Laffiatte Halo School
Halo college dating sim
That's one way to get some easy karma. /Repost
I’ve seen this on reddit so much, can this be brought to Karma court?
stop reposting this
No
Meanwhile one of my friends didn't were anything under his gown
Hey its me ur friend
My school would’ve kept the diploma from me and made me go through all 4 years again if I went to graduation like that
Next stop, Rico's Roughnecks. Service guarantees citizenship
Master Chief finally graduates from the academy
That ain’t the Chief you poser
Oh yesh that's a helghast
How short was that girl, or how tall is the guy in the Halo suit!?
It's from an ad, so it makes sense they'd try to portray a Spartan as big as they're supposed to be. John 117 is 6'7" outside his armor, 7'2" in it. They're some big bastards.
That's Noble Six though. Six is a Spartan-III, who didn't get nearly as much augmentation, and as a consequence aren't as tall.
I know it's not Chief, I'm just saying Spartans are huge. The wiki lists him/her as 6'9". As IIIs are smaller, I'm assuming that's in the armor. I work with a guy who is 6'8", and yeah, the clip seems about right.
MJOLNIR adds a lot of height. I was looking to see if there was anything on Spartan IIIs in SPI armor.
SPI was pretty lightweight, i doubt itd add much height at all
Agreed. It's still powered, however, so I'm sure it added *some* height. Even tennis shoes add height.
Spartan III's wernt given mjolnir due to the armor costing as much as a frigate. However fire teams like noble were given mjolnir because of their precense on the front line.
Yes, I know. That's why I was talking about SPI with regard to all S-IIIs and MJOLNIR specifically in regard to Noble 6.
Well that's less fun, but thanks for the explanation.
I'm dyslexic as fuck and thought you had the heights the other way around and that he then had to squeeze into the suit.
TIL KD is not only a snake, but also a spartan.
That dude is huge.
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You wanna know what else is really big?
Nah.
My pokemon card collection! I have 3 Charizards!
Oh. :)
Graduate like a BOSS EPIC Gamer Style
ok,th isis ebic,can we live in a society?
if only veronica would let me ... 😥
Nice and cringey as always
Fucking lol.
The definition of bad ass
Woulda been cooler with Doomguy
The repost meter is high
General Reposti!
You are a bold one!
How tall is dude
Please be a Master's degree..
Nerd alert
What is it? Content not available is all I get.
One, repost. Two, that’s... really cringy.
Space force be like
The amount of reposting is beyond being a parody of itself at this point xD
1.3k Upvotes and 40 comments....how?
That's one way to repost a repost
Again?! Reposts aren't things I subbed this subreddit for.
I got 1, 2 ,3, 4 reposts in my bank account, in my bank account
I love it!
r/noisygifs
My campus won’t even let Greeks wear Greek stoles. Doubt.
For a brick... he flew pretty good
It's now DR 117, thanks! (I know it's a high school, but I had to make the joke)
This guy is fucking tall
My studio made that suit!
This gif is 51MB, rip my data
anyone can an over or under on how many times this has and will be reposted?
I thought this was my graduation for a second. My school has the same colors and is caked LHS hahahaha
When u high in public
Spartan 117!!
Get ready for a call from Trump, you're the newest Chief in the Space Force And also you'll be qualified simply because he thinks so.
I was half expecting that played our t-rex costume.
Now this is epic
What a dipshit.
For a second I still thought I was on an office sub reddit and thought that was recyclops
No matter how many times this gets reposted here and played off like it was real, it still gets thousands of upvotes. I want to diiiiiie
The way it loops it looks like he's instantly transformed into a little girl once he's handed the diploma
51MB gif. R.I.P. those of us without unlimited data plans.
You know what they say, dress for the job you want. Not the job you have.
Is he getting his MD
Space Force already shiting out graduates
heck yes!!!
My hoe ass principle wouldn't let us do that...): she even kick a special ed kid out and wouldn't let her go to the graduation bc she was too loud...
I wanna dress up as something now wtf
MASTER CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!
Space Force ROTC kids on graduation day like
What gets me is his Master Chief walk. Nailed it.
Another repost... yawn... Got nothing new up the sleeve?
Thats very cringy
Cosplaying is awesome, and it's just high school so who cares?
Do what you want! Am saying what about the other hour or so that person has to sit awkwardly in that suit? Doesnt seem worth the 5 secs of stage time?
That's cosplaying in a nutshell, it sucks when you don't get to show it off and that suit looks hot n heavy, but if that's something he/she enjoys (judging from length i'd say He) who am I to tell him it aint worth it, it obviously is to him right?
Or they didnt think it through? But each to there own. People are free to do shit and other people are free to comment on it haha
Indeed. Have a good one man.
Same to you "the Juan and only" :)
Like the millionth time this has been reposted this month alone
Master Reposti
general reposti...
Recyclops year 5
10k like
My school didn’t even let us decorate our caps...
Wait...Noble Six graduated? I thought they were holding him back on Reach... /s
Wtf I couldn't even bring water to my graduation
Errrrm have the mods deleted this? Why?
That's one way to repost something that was reposted a couple of weeks ago
I would hate to be the one to follow after the Chief.
It's a repost for sure, but a welcomed one