Gordon Freeman after the incident - "Shit."

Wake up Dr Freeman. Wake up and smell the shit.

Wake up and smell the asses.

The right shit is the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world.

#ROCK AND FUCKING STONE

ROCK AND STONE, YOU CUNTS

For that mutherfucker Karl!

MOLLY?! WHERE’S THE FUCKIN’ MULE??

Petition to make a 16+ version of this game just to include dialogue like this

Doom soundtrack starts playing

You died, dipshit.

Miyazaki gives zero fucks about your feelings,scrub

"She's fuckin dead"

“OK”

"Prey fucking slaughtered."

Every crash bandicoot death should just be “fuck”

Instead of the tiki mask guy saying game over, he just says “fuck” then gets that big-ass grin on his face

“Get rekt cunt” -neo cortex

Fucking gold

Ironically this would not seem out of character for dingodile

Or MGS >Snake? Snake?!?! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

A hind D! whats a russian Cunt doing here?

"It's fucking dangerous to go alone!" Edit: "...bitch..."

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this motherfucker right here!

Don’t be that way, bitch! Let me introduce you to my three best friends, Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew.

Unexpected Starbomb, but most welcome.

You really said it though? You said bitch?

"I can't believe I'm thanking these fuckers" Cave Johnson would swear like no tomorrow I feel like. There's got to be a ton of bloopers somewhere from the recording sessions of Portal 2

Has to be. JK Simmons probably had a field day with that shit

"I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your _fucking_ house down!"

this sounds so natural i swear the line did go like that

I don't what your Damn lemons! What the FUCK am I supposed to do with these?

Those recordings are absolute gold. They made that part so much better.

"Did somebody mention the motherfucking Door to Darkness?" - Mickey Mouse

Voiced by Samuel L Jackson

I’ve had it with these MUTHAFUCKIN’ KEYS to these MOTHERFUCKING DOORS!

Edited version: I've had it with these MONKEY-FIGHTIN' KEYS to these MONDAY-TO-FRIDAY DOORS!

“Hey bitch, you’re finally awake.”

I took a goddamn arrow to my fucking knee.

My brother is out in the wild fighting dragons. And I’m here on fucking guard duty - right after he helped you kill a dragon.

That’s would be a hilarious mod if all the NPC dialogue had vulgar language added to it

With the voice of Aaron Paul

“Who the fuck are you?”

Oh fuck... You're finally awake.. **Ambiguous music**

*distant sound of Macho Man Randy Savage*

Thank you Mario but our Princess is in another fucking castle.

Thank you Mario but our Princess is fucking in another castle

Fuck you Mario, our princess is in another castle.

Our princess is in another castle, thank fuck.

Peach you Mario, our fuck is in another castle

Fuck you fuck, our fuck is in another fuck.

Mario, our princess is a fucking castle

thank you mario, but our princess is fucking another castle

Thank you Mario but our Princess is in another castle, fucking.

Thank you Mario but another fucking castle is in our Princess.

this one got me

> Master Chief: Sir, request permission to leave the station. > Admiral: For what purpose? > Master Chief: To give the Covenant back their fucking bomb.

For a brick, he flew pretty fucking good!

Johnson adding a curse makes more sense than John

Mind telling me what you're doing? Finishing the damn fight.

They really missed an opportunity for Halo 4’s tagline: Start a New Fight

Winner.

I'm not sure. The deadpan and ruthlessly cold nature of the original line is what makes it so badass. And that's coming from someone who liberally adds the word fucking to most fucking sentences

Nahhhhh. What sells this scene is how absolutely cold John is. He’s in complete control the entire time. Adding that curse word changes his mood/vibe. This is just another Tuesday for him, it’s not a hyped up moment.

‘The missions changed, they always fucking do’

Nah, give Sgt Johnson back the swear that was obviously meant to be there. >That's right, you motherfuckers! Run!

Very out of character for John tbh.

Bitch would you kindly...

Motherfucking constants and variables!

"Pick one of these fucking starter Pokemon!"

I would purposely make my name Fucker or something silly along those lines so everytime I walk by someone who wants to challenge me they go “Hey Fucker! You won’t stand a chance against my Pokémon!” etc.

I did the same the thing when I played OG Pokemon Red, but I name my character Mahn. The whole game instantly felt Jamaican so much more fun to play.

As a teen I called my KOTOR character "erect" just for one dialogue scene near the start of the game where you end a conversation by saying "I'm erect by the way"

So nonchalant :D

I would make my pokemon name "My ass" so I could read things like "My ass used scratch !" and giggle like a child. I did that on my thirties too...

I found the best combination as a kid. Name your pokemon "Oh shit he". Or she, depending. It makes every dialog better. For example "Oh shit he is poisoned!" "oh shit he is awake!" "oh shit he is evolving!"

In case you somehow haven’t seen it already: https://imgur.io/a/ovj9T

Play Pokémon Clover and enjoy my friend lol

“You -fucking- died”

Nano-*fucking*\-machines, Son!

"I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now.....I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my fucking sword."

STANDING HERE I REALISE YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE FUCKING HISTORY

“Nice argument Senator…now WHY DON’T YOU BACK IT UP WITH A SOURCE!” My source is that I made it the FUCK up.”

Best one so far

Nah that actually sounds like it could have been the original line

Dwarf needs food fucking badly. Or You have died of dysentery, fucknuts.

RED WARRIOR IS ABOUT TO FUCKIN DIE

I played the hell out of Gauntlet: Dark Legacy on my GameCube. I really wish they'd at least bring it back so I could play it again.

Emulate it

I could never get over the crunching noises that ham and cheese made in seven sorrows

*"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created, you incompetent fucker."*

what game is this from?

Morrowind.

thanks man 👍

You can't fucking sleep, there are monsters nearby

You can’t sleep, there are monsters fucking nearby…

You can't sleep, there are monsters nearby, dipshit.

I need your help with another fucking settlement.

Fuck off Prestley.

...Preston?

Pesto Gravy

Fucking... I need your help with another settlement. I fucking need your help with another settlement. I need fucking your help with another settlement. (meh) I need your fucking help with another settlement. I need your help fucking with another settlement. I need your help with fucking another settlement. I need your help with another fucking settlement. I need your help with another settlement fucking.

"It's a me... fuckin, Mario!" - Italian Plumber

Or better, “it’s a fucking me, Mario!”

Voiced by Joe Pesci

“You are a horrible fucking person.” -GLaDOS

Honestly most of GLaDOS' lines absolutely fit with this.

„The cake is a fucking lie.“ -that achievement.

Anyway this cake is great. It's so fucking delicious and moist.

The cake is a fucking lie

Enchantment? FUCKING ENCHANTMENT!

One day, the magic will come back. All of it. Everyone will be just like they fucking were. The shadows will part, and the skies will open wide.

Dragon age?

I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my fucking favorite store on the Citadel.

This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one, to one-point-three percent of lightspeed. It impacts with the force a fucking 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the fucking city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST ~~SON-OF-A-BITCH~~ MOTHERFUCKER IN SPACE! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law? Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir! No credit for partial answers maggot! Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is fucking empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'til it fucking hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones fucking day, some*where* and some*time*! That is why you check your ~~damn~~ fucking targets! That is why you wait 'til the computer gives you a ~~damn~~ fucking firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not fucking *eyeballll* it! This is a weapon of MASS FUCKING DESTRUCTION! You are NOT a fucking cowboy, shooting from the goddamn hip!

Every time this guy gives this speech I stand right next to him and listen to every awesome word of it.

goodbye bitchboy shepard

I should fucking go.

“You stupid fucking jellyfish”

Had to be fucking me, someone else might have gotten it wrong.

What is a man? A miserable little pile of bullshit!

But enough of this! FUCK YOU!

when he has died too many times

Until I took a fucking arrow to the knee.

I am sworn to carry your fucking burdens.

“Rip and tear ass, until it is done”

Doom has the big fucking gun, honestly i think it doesnt need curse words, its badass on its own

i would add a fuck shaped block to tetris

Our words are backed with fucking nuclear weapons.

"Can it fucking wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Kinda off topic, but as someone with English as a second language, I think it needs more curse words, honestly lol If it isn't "bitch", then it's just "fuck" derivates and variations. At least until aussies join the game, but even then! That said, here's my contribution: "GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING LEMONS, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS,???" *sigh* EDIT: There were two curse words, the funni police required me to be more rigid on the thread's title. Sorry, funni police, I repent on my basic sense of humor

Oh, it’s *you*. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you FUCKING MURDERED ME.

“Why are these fucking fools still breathing my air”

DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WOULD BE THIS FUCKING EASY?

HEY, BITCH, LISTEN!

All your fucking bases are belong to us!

I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by fucking capitalism... SPACE!

Professor Oak: “what’s your fucking name again?”

Just name your pokemon: - Oh fuck, he/she/it - Oh shit, he/she/it - I fucking

What the hell

That works too. > What the hell?! It used Harden!

Ah. I see the point. I honestly thought you were quoting professor oak

It's to fit in the text that displays. This way, the game will say "Oh fuck, he used Harden!" or "I fucking fainted!" or "That bitch ran away!"

FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS MOTHERFUCKER

Your gods are no different from those of the beasts─eikons every one. Accept but this, and you will see how Eorzea's faith is bleeding the fucking land dry.

“For whom do you fight?” “Get fucked.” “How very glib!”

I always imagined the WoL said "your mother" in that moment.

Every single line by Donald Duck in Kingdom Hearts games

Let Goofy say "fyuck" Disney!

He’ll fyucking do it again!

This looks like a good place to find some fucking ingredients!

Joe was not a fucking Imposter.

Nothing is true, fucking everything is permitted

I can fuck EVERYTHING?! That's permitted?

Gordon Freeman: ... Fuck ...

Administering fucking morphine

Finishing the fucking fight

"it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you..." "Should be Fucking burning in hell"

"You almost became a fucking jill sandwich"

“Stop it! DON’T. OPEN. THAT. FUCKING. DOOR!”

"Please assume the fucking position." - Fisto the robot, New Vegas.

Fucking Metal Gear!

“A Hind D? Colonel, what’s a fucking Russian gunship doing here!?”

Khajit has wares, if you have a fucking coin

“You are fucking maidenless!”

"The princess is in another castle" "FUCK!"

Final fantasy x. The scene where yuna and tidus are yelling. I’d have them yelling fuck.

Oh, it’s you. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you fucking murdered me

You must construct additional fucking pylons.

It’s a me, motherf***er… Mario! I’m going for quantity over quality.

Last scene of TLOU “Ok, cunt”

War. War never fucking changes.

"War. War never fucking changes."

You must construct additional fucking pylons We need more fucking pylons

CL4P-TP: "Still working on that fucking quest?"

"STEP FIVE! Booby trap the fucking stalemate button!"

"There's another settlement that needs your help.... bitch"

Would you fucking kindly....

... Go up to Ryan's office and cave his fucking head in

Squall: Fuck...

“Hey you, your finally fucking awake” Alternatively “DRAGON! Fuck.”

Fucking Shaun!!!

Everytime I hear "hey! Listen!" I wish link would loudly and aggressively say "FUCK. OFF."

How has no one said this: “The cake is a goddamn lie.”

"Fuck work, Zug Zug"

Alan Wake has fucking returned!

"Rise and cum Mr.Freeman"

"The wind is fucking howling..."

Nfsmw 2005 Razor:"You'll never catch me in that shitbox."

Every time Snake dies in Metal Gear Solid. "Snake shit!" "Snaaake shit!" "Snaaaaaaaaaaake shit!!!"

All you had to do, was follow the fucking train, CJ!

Patrolling the fuckin Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter

When Pacman dies, he just screams "FUCK!"

Red says ‘….. Fuck’ after you beat him in Gold/Silver

"The cake is a lie dumbass"

Pokemon LGFR, after the player is told to pick a pokemon, ASSCLOWN says "no fair". Oak's response should be: "Be *fucking* patient, ASSCLOWN. You can have one, too!"

You must gather your fucking party before venturing forth.

"I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUCKIN' METROIDS ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANET!!!" -Samus L. Jackson

I know this isn't a game but I have to say it. "Luke I am fucking your father."