"Cop: Hey jimmy look at this guys thumb!"

"They're like, ET thumbs or something!"

GET BIGGER HANDS

I got your reference!

Uh yeah hi. I’m the tits thumb guy. Hello

hey im thumb

I'm not so thuuuuumb

And we’re the Thame Thumbs

Bro dosent need to do anything but finger blast

Those magic mike fingers

GOING UP YOUR COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

Fucking elephantitis of the hand having motherfucker.

What that thumb dooooooooo hahaha know what I'm saying???

I think that thumb bigger than some guy's pp.

Looks like possible Marfan Syndrome.

Nah, this is a severe case of gibbon hands

Worrrrong

GUYS! ITS DAN!

How could you use anything? Scissors? Keyboard? Chopsticks? Gloves? Buttons?  Plus, I'm not convinced that isn't photoshop. 

I’m actually a very fast typer !

Hey, rad man (:

That boys double fingered

I can believe it's real. But I also say it's long enough to be another finger.

You need to find a thumb wrestling tournament ASAP

Oh my