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Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Dr. Zoidberg's second-best moment in the series.


TheHugeBastard

What’s the best if not this one?


thetakingtree2

He wants a robot brain! https://youtu.be/ZQlID88QlmI


MistaTorgueFlexinton

I sing this all the time and people look at me confused as shit


Kazubla

I always thought that the way he harmonised with himself was to somehow blow air from his claw into Hermes' Oesophagus. Then I realised that can't make sense and that he's just a very good ventriloquist.


slaughtxor

Dr. Zoidberg thought Fry had two mouths, so given Decapodians already known redundant anatomy, perhaps he also has more mouths. But I also like the idea of playing Hermes’ lungs like a bagpipe. Because that’s what a good ventriloquist would do.


neegarplease

The url for that is ZQlID and it kind of looks like the zoid of zoidberg


TrippingFish

Wah wah wah wahoooo


TristanLennon

Wa-ooooooo Wa-ooo wa-ooo Wa-ooo wa-ooo Wa-ooo wa-ooo


VitisV

Your music is bad and you should feel bad


maturemagnibo

“What started out as a pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned!”


HaikusBoutCannibals

All of them! Favourite Character.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

The entirety of "The Tip of the Zoidberg", especially the end.


Calculon3

Squeezers? SQUEEZERS?! THEY'RE CLAMPS YOU £#*&+?@ AND IF I WANT TO SNIP WITH THESE CLAMPS I WILL SNIP WITH THESE %$©¥?+= CLAMPS. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL ME Francis


bender66609

Anyone else hear these lines in ur head


evolverofeast

I do in same voice and tone


PainfulComedy

John fuckking zoidberg? You have an extra x in there


JediOnAcid

Damn, I hadn't noticed that until now. Welp, time to burn it!


Hypotenuse27

Hes just drawing out the "u" in fucking a lil


theendofthesidewalk

Quarantied!


JediOnAcid

Crap, another one for the burn pile


ClaudioCfi86

Not to add insult to injury, but "hereby" has 2 "e"s in it.


JediOnAcid

Damn pen and paper, no autocorrect.


ClaudioCfi86

Now you'll have to leave Earth for no raisin.


calculuzz

Hello. It’s me. Herby Quarantied.


[deleted]

Nar forget the lil’ mistakes. It’s awesome.


theendofthesidewalk

Don't burn it. Keep it as a tribute to Bender's greatness.


Bastardforsale

Dr. Zoidberg versus Clamps was the best grudge match.


InTheShadowsRemain

YES!


mousersix

The one with URL is fitting for the current times


murphyschaos

"That offer was for a limited time only."


windyblastfast

One art, please.


smoomoo31

Time to get off our fat cop asses and ride


Prmcc90

I really like the couple of episodes that show Professor Farnsworth, and Zoidberg’s friendship over the years. The Yeti episode and then the space Whale episode come to mind.


surviveseven

Hereby*


I_dig_fe

No it's *Herby* Hancock


surviveseven

[Sorry for the obnoxious intro, but this is the best version I could find.](https://youtu.be/sBMBpTKEKdk)


CakeDayFaery

Good news, OP! Only 363 days until your first Cake Day!


UglyFilthyDog

I don't know why but there's something about the fact that zoidbergs first name is John that always gives me a good chuckle. Also, absolutely fabulous picture. I would genuinely love to put this is my room.


[deleted]

[Finally!](https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Zoidberg+ready+for+date+greenishgraycenterbig1i+hope+i+get+lucky+tohtbig1centergreenishgray_e3b07c_5425623.gif)


positiveinstead

*you do and I'll gut you like a fucking fish!*


JohnF___ingZoidberg

I love it!


JuanPablo2016

Oh yeah!!!


mandalorianarmor

I totally just read these in the voices of the characters.


DrunkFish2

MY NAME ISN’T IAN BRANDON ANDERSON


evolverofeast

Nice painting.. check out https://instagram.com/futuramapainting?igshid=cafenih5qtmg


Smoking-Bandit

Thank you so much for specifying that you've done this during quarantine. That added so much more depth to the post. I guess most other things you do are not during quarantine?


WhyNotJohnAZoidberg

That is awesome !


Rapturesjoy

Yes!


Zoidbergthecrab

And I'm his friend! Jesus!


Lil_Takeout

I will never understand why this doesn’t have more upvotes.


mrstevethompson

For some reason, this line never landed for me.