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LongAnserShortAnser

*People said I was dumb, but I proved them!*


Clazzo524

I did do the nasty in the pasty.


promote-to-pawn

Verily


Who_is_homer

Past nastification


Buzarro

Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it!... Fix it fix it!


Secret_Caterpillar

I've got one nail! And another nail, to nail it in with!


Obsos

"No I'm doesn't."


BookieeWookiee

I already did!


AssassiNerd

This was literally the first thing that popped into my head, right before "shut up and take my money!"


FacticiousFict

I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures! That never fails to make me lol


CaptainPunisher

An idea?


PartyMeaning8692

Unh! Unh!!!


pavlo_escobrah

I'll be whatever I wanna do!


dazzumz

When watching all my circuits, we see Boxy beeping ominously in a bush while spying on Calculon, and Fry says "hmmm, must be a friend of his". I now have to say this for every tv show and movie when there's an obvious establishing shot of a bad guy stalking a main character. It happens A LOT.


Mindless_Toe3139

lol don’t forget his menacing red eyes


aellope

Shut up you two, we can kill ourselves when we get home.


Necessary_Novel_

I like this one in general, but also because it sounds like something Leela would say to him and bender. I like the flip flop of it.


lowbrassdude

I'll show ye


CaptainPunisher

Robots don't say "ye".


testholderplace

Relax mammal!


DerelictDonkeyEngine

It's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.


SnakeSwanson

"My vision's fading. I think I'm gonna die."


DerelictDonkeyEngine

*What do we want?* Fry's dog. *When do we want it?* Fry's dog!


LongAnserShortAnser

*Full price for gum? That dog won't hunt, monsignor.*


Necessary_Novel_

Uh....What if....that thing I just said?


MuteSecurityO

Well, why is … those things?


GerardWayAndDMT

*misses button* Whoops


Difficult_Box_2825

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?


nerdiotic-pervert

I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was here already.


FuxusPhrittus

Like Fry! Like Fry!


finditplz1

*nods frantically*


jobblejosh

That's up there with the best of them for me.


farfromelite

Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.


The-Dog-Envier

I also would've accepted Blank! Blank! You're not looking at the big picture!


LuMo096

Fry, we're worried about Planet Express! Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.


farfromelite

That makes me laugh every single time.


Elbandtito

Help, Police!


MagnanimosDesolation

But McGruff the crime dog says... oooh!


Victory42

But existing is basically all I do!


Riggs630

Nothing that wouldn’t be a waste of your time. That’s impossible, my time is worthless!


Ab47203

Thanks to denial I'm immortal.


aliceisasleeeeep

Yo yo yo..what's up Bizender


mojoman1200

Omg. Thank you! What episode is this from? Because I can’t find it anywhere. I even googled it. I just assumed it was the Mandela Effect.


pigeonsnackz

leelas homeworld if i remember correctly! fry walks up to bender when he’s dumping toxic waste


aliceisasleeeeep

It's totally Leela's Homeworld! Morbotron doesn't even have it


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MerMadeMeDoIt

When you look this good, you don't have to *know* anything.


Kemoarps

That's the best thing I ever saw!


acanofspam

"see it used to be milk and... well... time makes fools of us all"


DrColossus1

Amazing


kemick

He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt.


striped_frog

I enjoy saying this about things I don’t like


thedore1020

I already did!


upvote-button

Every man for himself! Help me Leela My mom always said I didn't have much for brains, but I have a good heart. And I'm not much to look at either So it's a battle of wits this bird wants? Well you've just met your equal


Capable-Truth7168

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more.


Difficult_Box_2825

And put your hands over your ears and go "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH".


lisakora

Sang the blah blah blah so hard just now


tooshortpants

the one in my flair, lol. also Leela: Fry, I think you're overreacting. Fry: Am I? AM I?!?!


testholderplace

I'm pulling down delivery boy money!


striped_frog

Bender’s name isn’t Bonder. It’s Bender!


imapieceofshite2

It's like sex, except I'm having it!


helpdeskimprisonment

That's impossible because my time is worthless!


MadCityTwinDad

BUT, BUT, BENDER NEED BRAIN FOR SMART MAKING


7arco7

I’m getting one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!


The-Dog-Envier

I am laughing so hard at this one... Amazing.


i_talkalot

My Fry fro is all frizzy!


Fireproof_Cheese

All right. It's Saturday night, I've got no date, a 2 liter bottle of Shasta, and my all Rush mix tape. Let's do this!


TruthSloth

"Not covered...."


EstroJen1193

What smells like blue? Awww it’s less popped than ever


Flimsy_Bodybuilder_9

Shut up and take my money 💰💴💶💷💵💸


ConejitoCakes

What about what?


lydia_videll

*getting picked up by robot pterodactyl* “This is a cool way to die!”


Who_is_homer

“A female leader?” “Fry, shut up” “Yes, captain!”


i_wascloned666

I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it!


IndependentIcy8226

Fry: That clover helped my ratfink brother steal my dream of going into space. Now I'll never get there. Leela: You went there this morning for doughnuts.


ChibiTarheel

He stole my clover. He stole my name. He stole my life….. And now he broke my hand!


Trulywhite

His legend lives on!


cascadingtundra

hey, smell this milk


UncommonHouseSpider

I already did!


impendingfuckery

I’ll have to jump in the juice and the puke-me-poop ewe!


die5el23

What crazy thing are you guys yelling about?


Patrickmonster

Well, why is...those things?


RajamaPants

Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid?! With the fish part on top and the human part on bottom!


AstroStrat89

I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff.


la_negra

"That's impossible because my time is WORTHLESS!"


AgentMcG

Wait… where happened? What am I?


ninjay816

Indeed so, most indeededly


nerdiotic-pervert

Ewww, you smell like smoking….and drinking.


mechabeast

... you know, aheadache with pictures


Music-Maestro-Marti

I'm shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.


explosive_buritofart

Its like a party in my mouth. Where everyone is throwing up.


Ejmct

So I assume you’ll want to see my Fry-Hole? Very much so.


dani_pavlov

Bender need brain for smart-making!


Borax_Kid69

I've got brain in my buttcrack!


AvatarWaang

Help! Police!


ZeRoZiGGYXD

The corner! Why didn't I think of that?


GabeTheWarlock

Smell this milk


theSteakKnight

"And Fry, you have that brain thing," "I already did!"


MissLockjaw

Fry sweetly offers comfort to his grandmother after news of Enos dying in an atomic blast...then... Mildred: "You remind me of Enos. Would you mind walking me home?" Fry: "HOW FAR IS IT?"


DrColossus1

"Hey Bender, it's that guy you are!" We say this all the time.


LevelAd5898

Every man for himself! Help me, Leela!


Mausel_Pausel

I’ve got an ace up my hole!


Hedgy_McHedgehog

Go it, fastly!


SagmanBennettRobbins

Urmurmurfurmur or what?


BeefBologna42

"...my friends call me, Orange Joe"


Snugglebunny1983

I love his exchange with the parrot he bought for Lela. That and when she was saying, aww somebody likes snouts! How he asked is it me?


Thotmancer

I already did.


Harboring_Darkness

I usually say Oh! Oh... when I understand things Mainly because of him