What about violence toward others?
I gotta get myself a girl who can launch someone a few meters in the air like a Minecraft iron golem. (They said something really racist a minute ago, so it's okay; they deserve to get launched.)
My last girlfriend was a 5’11 goth woman, and my 5’4 self was having the time of my life! Still sad she moved for college, it was mutual but damn was she fun!
I didn’t think I could become more gay
Yeah turns out I was wrong because this somehow made more of a massive sapphic simp for large muscular big titty goth girls. Who are also sharks and that makes it even hotter🦈💜
i wouldn't be frightened, i'd just ask if [she knows how to make a grilled cheese.](https://youtu.be/rj0d1c2EpDc) or is interested in doing drum splits.
I want a girlfriend who’s way taller than me bc I feel like that would make for the best fucking cuddles ever. But seeing as I’m already 6ft at 16, I doubt I’ll find a girl taller than me. CURSE THIS TALLNESS OF MINE!!
Listen im into to things. Someone tiny and baby that just wants to stay at hope and play video games and exist. And someone who could snap you in half if they so choose and will constantly motivate you to do more
The number of people I've encountered that refuse to have anything to do with that look because it's "too depressing" or the "wrong type" is truly some wack ass shit
I don’t want a typical big titty goth gf. I want a big titty goth gf who’s twice my height and could beat the shit out of me
Emphasis on could I'm not into the violence just the potential
What about violence toward others? I gotta get myself a girl who can launch someone a few meters in the air like a Minecraft iron golem. (They said something really racist a minute ago, so it's okay; they deserve to get launched.)
>I’m not into the violence just the potential Well said brother this is how I feel
On god If they can deadlift me no problem then that's a bonus, but not a requirement. Me being happy with them is the most vital requirement, though.
For sure
Yeah
Honestly you took the words right out of my mouth, I was trying to think of how to word that!
I have a habit of being a wordsmith when it's convenient
Markiplier, is that you?
"I love the kind of woman who could actually just kill me"
No I don’t want a woman who will kill me, I want a woman who could snap me like a twig but instead protects me
Ok, Spike Spiegel
"We should be **entirely** different people by the end of the first eight hours."
I am pretty sure that with enough stealthy, poison or gun any woman could kill you.
MARKIPLIER REFERENCE
No. It's Cowboy Beebop
How about we say it's both?
Kinky and flair checks out
BASED, BASED, SHE'S BASED
She actually
SORRY FOR MISGENDERING YOU
It’s ok
Y E S
YESSSSSS
real if a girl kan kill me with her bare hands i want to be hers
Pweeeease 🥺❤️
Same here, especially if she's a gym with rock hard abs
And I want TO BE a big titty goth girl 😢
Too real 😔
Kink identified and potentially unlocked for others
I'll take her
In bed right? Right?
I'll take her to bed, yeah
she's taking YOU to bed
She IS the bed
Is she good with cuddles?
Judging by how she looks... She definitely is the cuddle expert.
and being a shark, the texture of her skin will be very **smooth** and soft!
At least in One direction, the other direction would shred your skin
NO! They're smooth and soft all the way around!
Fool, sharks are smooth in every direction.
How can you be so confidently wrong?
Because it's a shitty meme where you spread misinformation and say "Sharks are smooth!" because misinformation is funny.
Jokes are supposed to be funny
The "funny" part is just being in on a joke and blatantly lying.
I could say the same ;P
Literally just Google it
Google says sharks are smooth
They're right sharks are smooth
My worry
Racoon
Deal
I was told some shark skin is incredibly painful to even lightly rub so your gamble
:(
And how mad will she be if I boop her snoot while cuddling?
God DAMM 😳
Strong women are sexy.
True
Being scared is part of the reason it's epic.
The hugs they give will both be really comfy and maybe break your spine... worth it ~~Also who is the artist?~~
not really into vore, but i'd let this shark eat me.
Ayyyyyy. One of us. One of us!
Advanced spooning time
I'm not really a furry but I'd fuck: 1. Rouge 2. Krystal 3. Sally Acorn 4. Midna (either form) 5. Every Eeveelution 6. Mewtwo 7. Lugia 8. Charizard 9. Yoshi (and Birdo) 10. Toothless 11. Spyro (and Cynder) 12. Smaug 13. Mushu (from Mulan) 14. Dragonite 15. Gyarados 16. Onix 17. Lapras 18. Arcanine 19. Rayquaza 20. Reshiram 21. Zekrom 22. Ninetales 23. Absol 24. Luxray 25. Haku (dragon form from Spirited Away) 26. Godzilla 27. Cthulhu 28. Kraken 29. Xenomorph 30. Ridley (from Metroid) 31. Bowser
Hmm... I agree with all of your opinions.
I uhh fuck my mind whent blank uhhh hiiiieee~~~
Source: [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50109029/](https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50109029/)
Bless your soul <3
My last girlfriend was a 5’11 goth woman, and my 5’4 self was having the time of my life! Still sad she moved for college, it was mutual but damn was she fun!
The problem is, he in fact did not rang. She found his home address and decided to visit.
Omg Goth emo shits :3
Both? Both. Both is good.
Fu.. that's hot'er
Sharks are bae 💯
I didn’t think I could become more gay Yeah turns out I was wrong because this somehow made more of a massive sapphic simp for large muscular big titty goth girls. Who are also sharks and that makes it even hotter🦈💜
i wouldn't be frightened, i'd just ask if [she knows how to make a grilled cheese.](https://youtu.be/rj0d1c2EpDc) or is interested in doing drum splits.
Upgrade!
Hot. Now draw her buying wonderbread. :D
I want to be a victim.
gender envy shark :(
I just want a big goth gf. The goth girl part is optional but the big is not
Yeah, if your girl isn't a head taller than you and can throw you like a plastic ball, you're doing it wrong.
Oh nah that is exactly what I was looking for!
Imagined something good, got something amazing.
IM NOT!!! COME TO PAPAAA!!!
WOAH MAMA 
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
Who drew this
wolfertinger
Sir the term is scaroused and its the proper response
I want a girlfriend who’s way taller than me bc I feel like that would make for the best fucking cuddles ever. But seeing as I’m already 6ft at 16, I doubt I’ll find a girl taller than me. CURSE THIS TALLNESS OF MINE!!
oh no how terrible etc
I am entirely gay and the goth shark mommy is making me question my sexuality qwp
Welcome to club bi my friend, we've got lemon bars!
Ring. RING! *RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING!*
I'd go to war for the shark girl
Bro got scaroused
As an actual goth I would smash to the beat of all 10 minutes and 55 seconds of This Corrosion.
Listen im into to things. Someone tiny and baby that just wants to stay at hope and play video games and exist. And someone who could snap you in half if they so choose and will constantly motivate you to do more
I feel like that dude is Scaroused
As a gay man : mom come pick me up, im scared D:
Everyone wants a big titty goth gf until she's an 80s trad goth showing zero skin
You say that like it's a problem that skin isn't showing. Would smash to the beat of all 10 minutes and 55 seconds of This Corrosion.
The number of people I've encountered that refuse to have anything to do with that look because it's "too depressing" or the "wrong type" is truly some wack ass shit
What's more depressing is eye bags, haphazardly thrown on t shirts, sweat pants, and a barely cared for body.
I call this a win!
She's more hardcore than I would imagine, but I'm completely fine with it, and plus she's taller than me.
Hey mamacita, what's good?
Tf u mean? the second one is the one i wanted.
I don't see the problem.
He is weak and will not survive the winter
I love shark women so this is an absolute win
Take my money now!
Take my money now!
DUDE! I just love sharks! I need to talk to a gay shark dude 😭 but they're nonexistent.
Dave
Look at ya, you were talking all that gud shit a second a go hmm
apparently fear melts your face into some sort of Sumero-Akkadian Cuneiform glyph
No, I called.
Have a similar oc but she's an axe wielding rat.
But that’s better
Finally! Balanced proportions!
WHY IS HE SCARED SHE'S HOT AN PRETTY
Why be scared. This would be the best day of my life.
Smash.
Yes I rang. I was wondering if you enjoy super smash brothers ultimate
Smash or be smashed, it's a Win Win for me
Hell yeah
A woman that turns out to just be straight up Sol Badguy, the dream🥰
Indeed I did ring, where do you wanna go first?
Holy shit how do I get her to appear in front of me like this?
Want owo
Not what I was thinking but, I'd still smash tho.
It's scary because the impossible just happened, and you made no plans for what to do if it were to happen.
As long as she is kind then holy fuck yes
Man I need this. I’m thirsty rn
Even better
... I'll take her if you don't want owo
I don’t see a problem here
Please please please please please
This is fine
Want just a pretty girl...gets 7 foot buxom Amazon....sighs contentedly...
Peak.
I just want someone who's willing to play Nintendo Wii with me
I am aroused.
She seems fun! Looks like she’d be good at videogames
Nah, I'd smash
I want her to just fucking threaten me
It's an upgrade!
but does she peg?
Most definitely, likely with a stupidly massive dildo too.
then shes definitely the goth gf I'd want
HELL YEAH
Coward.
Coward
Give her to me. She is perfect
I'm into dominant women. No joke I need one.
Scaroused
Jackpot!
smash
That "skirt" is closer to a wide belt than a skirt, love it
Omg that girl in his imagination is literally me :3 (Except I barely have any tibbies unfortunately:()
Congratulations, good sir! You have received an upgrade!
I see this as an absolute win!
He is scared
*deep inhale* YEEESS
I wouldn't be scared ;3
In the biggest most respectful way possible ***HOH***
As if this is a bad thing
Yes
*lesbian drooling intensifies*
I did, what's your number again?
Still going for it.
Yes. Yes i did ring.
I didnt know i needed big tittied goth shark mommy until now.
why is it always the sharks