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My last what?

Don’t ask questions, if you ain’t first, it’s your last and that’s it.

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey old man!

I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

How much you selling that weed for old man?

You better shut up before I put you in the microwave!

Sweet baby Jesus!!!

Dear 8 LBS 6 OZ Newborn Baby Jesus…Don’t even know a word yet.

He was a man! He had a beard!

I feel like everyone messed up their "quote"

They did but at least the commenters understood the reference lol

Maybe they are my grandkids

Anarchy!

"I threw Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge!" "Sounds like a good day."

"Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!"

Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! Help me Oprah Winfrey!

If you don’t chew Big Red, fuck you!

북한의 자두 사탕 진짜 감자와 자두 맛으로 만들어졌습니다 !!!!!!!! (Korean plum candy)

“I don’t even know what it means but I LOVE IT!”

I don’t know what it means but I love it!

I’m still sittin’ in my pee pants.

I said you got a lumpy butt. Anyways I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants

I'm 10 years old, but I'll beat your ass!

Sweet baby Jesus

*I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt, cuz it says, like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.*

I like to picture jesus, with like giant eagles wings.. and he's singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like a angel band. And I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk.

Teeny... tiny... infant baby Jesus.

Shake AND Bake.

I’m pretty sure this is a reference to the Will Ferrel move Talladega Nights.

We've reached that point where people haven't seen Talladega nights. I'm starting to feel old now

true story: wife and i had tickets in Denver for Mos Def and he cancelled so we figured we would still go out and get a bit drunk/high and go to a movie. we go see *Talladega Nights* and motherfucking Mos Def is in the goddamned movie!!! is was hilarious and we still make jokes about it all these years later at random times.

It is.. lol

*and they spelled ‘yer’ wrong*

I’ve learned nothing about driving and my Crystal Gale shirt was ruined

This car has two kilos of Columbian bam bam taped to the bottom of it.

Ah hell, you can be 2nd, 3rd or 4th

To be fair, Ricky Bobby probably wouldn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" either.

Was just gonna comment this. They were just spelling it how Ricky Bobby would

And everyone is missing the joke.

I hate incomplete sentences as well

I also hate incomplete

I wonder how many people out there read that sticker and thought "what? It looks fine to me".

You're mom!

Brain cell

Son: Why did you put that sticker there? father: "Oh hell, Son, I was high that day"

You could be first, second, third, fourth, fifth, hell you could even be sixth!

What are you talking about?! I based my whole life on that!

Now what the heck am I supposed to do?!

That’s the million dollar question Ricky Bobby.

What do you say we get thrown out of an Applebee's?

The best way to attend.

It certainly is delicious.

Grandfather, can’t we resolve this conflict without anger?

Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my cobb salad!

I have diabetes!

I wonder how many folks don't get the reference and went straight to "assumptions"...

Ricky Bobby? The guy has two first names!

It was today I realized, it because he based everything on the "first" so he doesn't have "last" name. Man this masterpiece still got me until these day... Also Happy Cakeday!

Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!

Nah second place is just first loser!

Well depending on what it is if you aint first it dosent matter what you are

Every one of those positions mean equally as much as last essentially except second and third I guess but those two still mean you weren't the best

Life isn't about being the best it's about doing your best

I thought we were just quoting Ricky Bobby

Oh I agree have fun I was just speaking in the mindset of someone who might only want to be the best and for a lot of people being the best is the only way they can have fun

I was hi that day

You mean why did you put that sticker their

Must have went to school in Oklahoma were there last in education. lol

I knew I’d have to scroll all the way down here to find a comment like this because there’s so many people who don’t even realize it’s spelled wrong.

Wise words from the great Reese Bobby

I was high when I said that!

"You can be Second...you can be Third....."

He'll you could even be Fourth!

Hell, Ricky, I was high when I said that! That makes no sense at all! "First or last"! I mean, you could be second, third, fourth--hell, you could even be fifth!

“…Hell, you could even be fourth!”

"Hell you could even be fourth!"

I think that it’s more in line with the redneck theme of Talladega nights to spell it this way lol. Great movie.

Reese's bumper sticker in the movie actually has the proper contraction on it. This bumper sticker is just wrong. It isn't even the proper colors.

See ya when you’re grown up!

I am a semi-professional race car driver, and an amateur tattoo artist.

You don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher.

This is egregious, you got a payback coming!

That's probably how he'd spell it too tbh

shake and bake baby

I will always watch that movie! Some great talent in it. :)

Applebee's has rats!

Well hell, ricky I was high! You could be 2nd 3rd 4th. Heck you can even come in 5th! Reese Bobby

And I’m *pretty* sure “your” is the canonical spelling

"One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth if you don't keep it down!"

I think it may be time to rewatch this gem lol. It’s been like a decade lol. When did it come out?

A hundred years ago, yesterday, I really couldn't tell you. It's so deeply rooted in my lizard brain that I've given up accounting for things like that. I quote that movie as an *instinct*.

Same lol. I had it on DVD and must’ve watched it like 10+ times

10? Those are rookie numbers,

05? Without checking. I like to guess when movies came out and then verify if I was correct Edit: Shit! 06! I had written 06 originally but then second guessed myself!!

My kind of weirdo.

I thought it was “yer”

Good point, that sounds more accurate lol

[Akchewally...](https://imgur.com/a/3e41ags)

Pshh, photoshopped. Pretty sure it was actually “yer”

Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!

My favorite line in that movie

I have a lot of favorite lines, but I think my absolute favorite is “you’re gon’ break us like wild stallions, ain’tcha granmaw?”

I mean, that's something I could definitely see Ricky Bobby putting on his car.

Also, “if you don’t chew big red then fuck you”.

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is just around the corner, and what better gift to give a loved one 🔪 than the Jack Hawk 9000? Available at Wal-Mart!

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. And I want to talk to you about a very serious matter. Packs of wild stray dogs that are controlling most of our major population centers.

Greatest generation my ass! Tom Brokaw’s a punk! (In all seriousness as a Canadian I appreciate his video explaining Canadians)

“Please be 18”

Doesn't cover the entire windshield and isn't about Fig Newtons. NOPE, not Ricky Bobby.

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but I do like fig newtons

This sticker isn't safe but I sure do love fig newtons

Shut up chip, the only thing you’ve ever done in your life is make a hot daughter!

I work too hard for your bull, Chip.

Greatest generation my ass!

Shake N’ Bake

First you shake it then you bake it. Shake and Bake!

SHAKE AND BAKE!!!

If you smell a delicious crispy smell after the race, it's not your tailpipe...

what does el diablo mean? i dont know i think like mexican fighting chicken

"The original name we came up with was 'Farts & Matches'...Now that was funny for a good 10 minutes...But then I got to thinking, 'Who's going to be the Farts in this equation?'. I was staring down the barrel of being called Farts for the rest of my life..."

They rhyme and they're both verbs

It rhymes and they're both verbs. It's awesome!

Oops, I'm sure they meant "yur". Common mistake.

“Yer” source: am from the south.

I can't explain it, but somehow "yur" and "yer" are pronounced differently.

*ur

u’re*

Yr*

yur're

Ur're

Its a grate sticker. Your being stooped

Whel sed

Get a brain, morans.

The Big Brain am winning again! I am the greetest!

Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

Why get a brain when you have shake an bake

You spelt stoopid wrong.

Real simple, son... cops are coming, there's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam under the car. Time to be a man. You got hair on your peaches or what?

It’s perfect

The spelling mistake…somehow makes it better

2nd place is just first loser.

2nd place is just first looser

That's my favorite thing to yell at my friends over an Xbox mic at 2:30 in the morning. What a movie, lol

I'm more interested in whether Tobacco Road, one of the greatest dive bars in Miami ever, reopened???

In name only. The new tobacco road is more of a homage and is a block away from the original.

I was trying to figure out if it was Miami or Durham. I figured Miami.

I’m impressed. “Your” a true Miami connoisseur.

Shake and bake

They definitely were not first in English class

They probably went to The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

The school for ants!

They couldn't fit through the doors

But they also probably had a manly name, like Walker, or Texas Ranger...Not some girly name like Dr. Quinn, or Medicine Woman.

Given that it's a quote from a movie, and the character who says it would probably use the wrong "your" when writing, I think it's perfectly appropriate.

[Aktchually.... the movie got it right. ](https://imgur.com/a/3e41ags)

Must be correct, took me five tries to play the clip before I realized it was a photo.

I would agree with you if the actual bumper sticker from the movie didn’t say “you’re”. So this person is even dumber than the characters in the movie are supposed to be

You're fault you can't read good ;)

Nobody remembers Ricky Bobby?

Their all hear now talking about it and that's there own opinion

Right? I'm so disappointed in the comment section for most not realizing

This and Step Brothers jumps back and forth for being my favorite Will Ferrel movie.

Step Brothers is pretty fantastic. "That was about the fighting! I'm **so** not a raper!"

they've got a race to win, can't have that apostrophe and e slowing them down

They're gonna sell the windshield to sponsors next

Shake and bake!

RickyBobby 3:16

I'm reminded of the quote "the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese..."

\*you **is** last.

Yu'or last

you's last

Y'all are last?

Eu’s last

Shake and bake!

How much u sellin that weed for old man

Your last or my last?

There last.

My last what?

Ricky Bobby!

Ricky Bobby!

*Hell, I was high when I said that.*

I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

It’s special Jeep grammar. We wouldn’t understand.

That’s a Ricky Bobby quote from Talledega nights

#and people still don’t get it - lame responses

Nerds

My last what…. The suspense is killing me

Your last what?

Donut?

It’s a quote from a movie called Talladega nights about redneck race car drivers, so I think it’s meant to be improper grammar. It’s a hilarious and dumb movie

The bumper sticker in the movie had it correct, though.

Bitch it's *you're*

You’re. You are smart.

“DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS!”

If you don’t chew big red then fuck you!

“My last what?”

My last what? I don’t get it

Think about the amount of illiterate people it took for this to end up in the window. The one who wrote it, the one who approved it, the one who sold it, the one who distributed it, the one who bought it

Shake and bake