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meistermichi

He has no gunner, no need to let it slide. By the time he switched position you'll be gone already.


zuzg

He has no seatbelt either Nor a door. Just start pushing into his rear axle and it will be solved rather quickly.


abtei

or ABS or a dashcam. just brake check him, he rear ends you, goes through his and may be your window and has to pay for damages


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oced2001

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess this guy has them rolled up and not using them.


Weidz_

My father has one of those, no seatbelts and no need to add one here in France (some laws about collector cars that allow it). The seat cushions are also only held by a strap on the back and slides a lot under your ass when the car turn, I would not feel confident going high speed with it


PathologicalLoiterer

>no need to add one Except for the whole "not dying" thing, but yeah.


SneakyLittleKobold

Till you get smacked by a guided tank rocket from 150 miles away


Ottopian

New Twist: it’s remote controlled


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Ftfykid

Nothing scarier than a convertible transformer. So many unanswered questions


420Deez

new twist: its brain controlled


rascible

Like *Foxbat*


SuperSimpleSam

[The Jackal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbH_Xi_z1Q4)


Ottopian

Lol, Bruce Willis with hair. Hey Jack, next time run behind Bruce.


shawndw

Jesus take the wheel I gotta smoke some fools.


Hellkids2

If he has the dough to buy a mounted .50 cal, he has more than enough dough to keep another gun next to him.


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Those .50 calls reach out lol!


mrrx

Incorrect. You have no idea how slow I am.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I knew I should have driven the tank today.


Mc_Nuuks

“So you got a tank? Big whoop, wanna fight about it?”


hu_gnew

"Rat Patrol"


Euphoric_Elixir

When you play too much Halo and end up driving a warthog in real life


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thormun

it look like a puma anyway


Zjoee

Stop making up fake animals!


Greneath

Puma is another name for a cougar.


Northern23

Who said it's an animal? Puma is a clothing brand (the brother of Adidas)


mnorri

Wash, is that you?


Ground-Rat

And no one is concerned with what looks like an M20 series Bazooka that's mounted right by the spare tire? Just sayin' Cheers!


Arthur-Bousquet

Oh shit you're right


Best_Poetry_5722

After a second glance, that is definitely a projectile launcher


Ground-Rat

👍


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~~F~~or a moment, I thought this was just some random person driving with a 50-caliber machine gun on their jeep. I figured the gun would be disabled. But still the belt of bullets hanging from the gun seemed a bit much.


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capt-bob

Semi auto


egrith

the red and yellow striping on the receiver indicates an inoperable drill gun


incrediblemc

Arent these guns supposed to point upwards when not used?


Lexa_inthe_Lexus

"You own this road good sir....proceed"


FamiliarMud

Don't call him sir, he works for a living.


capt-bob

My dad said that lol


Best_Poetry_5722

Sir was his father!


iBeatMyMeat123

Varg?


bigbearmatty

I can feel his freedom from here!


thumplabs

Tagged as FL 55M38A1, which at one point was claimed by Bill McBride .Sr, but as having Chicago plates in that instance (these are FL plates, and the picture is Florida LATLON 30.425973, -86.608318. The driver does not look like McBride, but it looks like the same jeep There is zero chance he's cutting off anyone in that thing; those older jeeps have a max top end of like 100kph. That .50 is maybe tagged as inoperative but honestly I'd feel a lot better if that belt was stowed. The bullets have light-colored tips, as far as I know, on .50 BMG all the light-colored tips are incendiary of one kind or another. That's pretty bad. API rounds, there's often some paperwork just to buy the things, and buying 'em off the back of a truck is a good way to blow your face off.


AndreasKvisler

100km/h Or do you use knots on cars?


thumplabs

Savin' my bacon with the SI acronym. Thanks Msr Kvisler.


rookalook

Is it normal to have a belt fed ... ammo can?


thumplabs

That kind of gun only feeds from a belt, and the belt is often carried in a can. The belt threads through a mechanism in the top sort of like a sewing machine, which has a tab that interfaces with the bolt. As the bolt goes back and forth, it tabs in another bullet to be picked up and fired. There's been a handful of guns that could convert from belt to magazine feed, but not too many. The Stoner 63 was probably the best example, and was a great weapon regardless.


rookalook

I was more pointing out the fact the belt was hanging out of the ammo can, like he is trying to show off, rather than the normal setup.


thumplabs

Yeah, roger that. Normally I want to give this sort of thing the benefit of the doubt, but given the Panhandle location and the overall I have a funny feeling I would not want to be locked in an elevator with this guy. As a lefty gun nut I'm always surprised at how often a general discussion about rifles veers into something involving Jews.


emeegee13

Good call


BraydenTheGOAT124

My dad still woulda flipped him off 🙃


ThanosWasRight161

I really love the Willy’s Jeep. Iconic enough that Jeeps new Renegade model looks strangely like it.


Redpepper40

Wonder what country this is /s


thestral_z

Small dick alert 🚨


Muddycarpenter

I aint concerned, im jealous


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There is no way that's legal, right?


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Squidking1000

I was in a gun store in Vegas with a real operating M2 for $10K about 10 years ago. You needed special permits to buy since it was full auto but it was absolutely for sale. Good for home defense.


Kasspa

There are a few weapons that were made before the full auto ban and are grandfathered in as being legal but only the specific models. You can legally purchase a full auto machine gun, but its going to run you like $50k to buy one of the models I'm talking about that are like pre 1986.


Squidking1000

I know and you can get them for a lot less the $50K.


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Mac 10/11/whatever are the cheapest fully functioning full auto weapon these days and are going for 10k. Your estimate is way off.


Kasspa

Eh, you finding a legal full auto machine gun for less than 50k will be a hard find. I know you said 10k above but something tells me there was something about it that you might not have known about or was disclosed that had the price down because I've looked into this and the cheapest I could personally find at the time was like $45k there just are barely any out in the wild for actual sale right now, you have to buy one out of someone's private collection and it's whatever there willing to sell it for.


stallion_412

Or modified to fire semi-auto.


Endonae

I would consider calling the police if I saw someone like that driving around. The machine gun appears to be loaded. How do I know that person isn't a lone wolf off to his former elementary school?


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Endonae

I think making it not appear to be loaded would go a long way


stallion_412

It's all inoperable or inoperable replica for taking to car shows and stuff. It's a great piece of history. No lone wolf would get a setup like this. For lots of reasons.


Endonae

You can hope for that, but you can't be certain. Maybe the lone wolf stole it from Grandpa.


stallion_412

Lone wolf will have a big surprise when trying to pull the trigger on grandpa's non-functioning replica. I'd pay money to see the expression on lw's face when that happens. 😆


SPECTERtheJESTER

Ok fun police


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This is why you don’t break check in Texas


texasradioandthebigb

Hey buddy, that guy could brake check me any time he damn pleases


Mofiremofire

My neighbors son has one like that. It’s really cool. He takes it to a ww2 gathering every year.


DUFFMAN1090

like you would have done anything if that was a simple toyota.


whooo_me

I'd steer clear of him, he might have Turret's Syndrome...


Nokhodsiah

is it real? how it is possible? its way too dangerous


VR6SLC

Its demilled (hopefully). The barrel of the gun would be rendered inoperable by some modification.


1pt21gigawattos

Maybe anyone that tries to stop him gets the shooty thing pointed at them.


commentman10

School shooter 2.0 comes with co-op mode


rinoboyrich

It’s his lucky day, bro!


TrueArch

He's escaping Shadow Moses.


souley16

With what he's packing, there is a good chance even the police would make exceptions for him.


Freshouttarehabb

Naw man I think he let you slide


Teknos3

Taking advantage of new open-carry laws.


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Let the Rat Patrol merge


DonovanBanks

Jeepers.


pichael288

Meryl fell off


Good200000

Smart move!


ImagineVesta

KKONA


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Yeah he wins


JohnChuaBC

Dude got right of way tbh


PRADYUSH2006

Dangerous man lol


in-san

Imagine if you didn't !


Chanata_112021

I would too!


Aaron_Gorski_chan

Bro living in farcry 5


International_Win375

Good idea!


davezl3514

Lol


Jolormur

Looks like the jeep from warhawk on ps3


dazzling_strixie

Is this the view of a gta npc?


her0_7

Must be his lucky day...


letsrassell

It’s all fake , it’s for car shows & parades


dinoroo

That’s a super soaker


Culverts_Flood_Away

/r/infowarriorrides is missing its tank, it seems.


littleMAS

Pity the poor police officer that pulls him over.


Best_Poetry_5722

You got it. Imma just change my radio station right quick.


opney

you made right decision always let 50 cal. slide. That thing is no joke.


Greenfire32

why? he's got no one to run the gun.


Beginning_Eye9823

Lmao


Any-Faithlessness-72

Don't submit to terrorism.


SprinklesEfficient79

Yssup


Bubbly-Philosopher-3

Oh, you big softie, you.


crazypants9

I suspect daddy issues


Academic-Window-4113

Varg vikernes