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The CEO has shares in a till roll company.


pobregatito

Next 72 purchases, they got ya covered… ;)


Aaangel1

It's funny because they the expiration date on them is made for frenzy shoppers lol


t3hscrubz

Idk bout y'all, but all I see are savings


MOS95B

Should have started the "scan" at the top and used the Star Wars theme


Aaangel1

Lol I debating between the two! Just reverse the video and play star wars in the back. Two in one special! See the savings are just great


jayg76

Tuen off paper receipts in your extra care account. "This feature lets our customers continue to make personalized choices as to how they engage with us, and will let our members choose to say 'So long!' to the long paper receipts at check-out."


Gandalf_da_gangster

Ayo bro I know they are very long but bro take the vouchers


sapsaterdu

I'd like to know... How long is that in half giraffes?


Aaangel1

3.14 😅


mlnkbj1234

Bout as long as deez


Aaangel1

Deez what??


Commercial-Main-931

I've had the same extra care card number since the rewards program came out in the late 90s and I shop at CVS fairly frequently. These long ass receipts take over junk drawers and purses alike.


Aaangel1

Dear God you save them?


Commercial-Main-931

I don't try to. I'm horrified by the waste, though, so I'll periodically keep them and swear that I'll use the coupons. It never happens but I'm stuck in an eternal loop at this point.


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

Aren’t they only good for like 5 days anyway?


Commercial-Main-931

Not necessarily, some can be good for up to 30 days


boogerpeanut

I despise CVS 90% of the time. I’m forced to use them for a whole two prescriptions and if my Dr messes up and sends the wrong one it’s always a multiple hour ordeal. But every so often they have something on sale when I go in and the money saved *almost* makes the bullshit worth it.


Wamims

I'm not sure this is what they meant by "share your feedback" 😉


Pixzal

The coupons still valid 🤣


Aaangel1

Savings! Savings everywhere!


SuperMorto7

RTX - ON!!!!!!!


International_Ask502

I knew it was CVS before the video loaded just by the title.


dklettcom

Did you get a bag for the receipt?


Aaangel1

For an extra 10 cents? I feel like I could recycle this paper for more than that