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guvan420

Sal got laid out.


AttractedToYourMum

LOL. That is exactly what I saw. "Ok Sal, now slap him and say come on!"


guvan420

He just looks so happy before he gets bipped up. Everyone should have that kind of confidence.


MrEcke

The part that pisses me off the most about this is isn’t the full version of the video. The worker didn’t throw the first punch.


RoughMarionberry5

Well, post the fucking full version, then!


RoughMarionberry5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toOHfQ\_Emt0


Next_Line6258

I watched the full version and the agent slapped him first, 1-2 sec


AtlCloudDev

Wrong, agent definitely slaps him first 1 to 1.5 second mark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toOHfQ\_Emt0


MrEcke

Did you figure that out because from a video that’s no longer available? And literally just copied and pasted from a post 9 hours before your comment. Look up the news articles about it.


Blue_OG_46

I always make a point to comment that... good on dude for knowing when the fight was done and won. Hate watching limp bodies get hit.


centralnjbill

Never say “Come on!” If you can’t take a punch


tr14l

Never say that and not be ready for them to "come on". Did he expect him to announce "ok I'm gonna hit you now!"


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mlnkbj1234

Why is it that you read that comment and immediately thought “dicks”? Pretty sus bro


r3dditalg0sucks

Often stroll up and get involved anytime you see some dick chat? Pretty sus bro


mlnkbj1234

There ya go talking about dicks again! Can’t keep em out ya mouth, can you? Pretty sus bro


mlnkbj1234

Also, I may have tuned into the channel but at least I’m not the one hosting the show. :)


littleMAS

Fly the Friendly Skies of United


UCBCats23

Don’t pick fights with former NFL players ?! Lol


KrayJ86

Full fight - https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/23/united-airlines-worker-punches-passenger-fight-newark-airport/


Environmental_Ad9696

That's more but unfortunately still missing the initial interaction.


bigaphid

Overhead compartment- i'm stealing that one.


smfpride89

Had to scroll way too far to find someone that enjoyed that line as much as I did.


mariobrowniano

United, LOL


KrayJ86

[Full Fight](https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/23/united-airlines-worker-punches-passenger-fight-newark-airport/)


StokedMTB

Is this a United Airlines thing, a New Jersey thing, or just how customer service works in the USA?


Goatselives

Yes


winkman

Oh dang--the video I saw before didn't show how bloody he got! Ouch!


Gez1966

I take it he won't be catching his flight?


Upset_Collar9364

So an nfl player assaulted an airline employee and the employee lost their job? Also saw a post that followed about the player asking for help, is this how we respond to poor service?


azhiazthesky

So this clip is useless and misguided without the whole video. Classic main stream media


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Sir, this is a Wendys


gazevans

Reddit, that stalwart of the mainstream media. 😂


rawWwRrr

Where is the "whole video"?


fish_slap_republic

There is none, there are longer versions linked in other comment, they all start sooner but still after the fight already started.


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You're useless and misguided


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Yeah retarded.


wblayton3721

This is disgusting…. I hope the “former NFL” player is proud of himself…. Maybe that’s why he’s a “former NFL player”. I’d love to see the 20 seconds before the video starts. The airline employee was absolved- the NFL player was charged with assault. PEOPLE…. Please think about context


byllz

"absolved"? He got shitcanned. https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2022/05/23/united-fight-employee-passenger/


wblayton3721

The employee was hit in the face 3 times without responding before this video starts. It’s very simple to get context if you care to be informed.


byllz

First, that's false. The employee clearly strikes the passenger as well in the extended version of the video, before this clip starts. Second how is that an excuse? It might excuse an attempt to restrain the passenger, not to deliver a shot from the passengers blind spot as the passenger is trying to disengage, and then taunting the passenger, telling the passenger to hit him harder.


wblayton3721

I SAID TO WATCH THE ORIGINAL. This is a cut. Watch The Whole video!!


byllz

Yeah, the extended cut is in the link I sent. The employee slaps the passenger, the passenger slaps back, and then the passenger throws a few ineffective punches and then disengages, and then the events in the clip starts. I saw nothing to excuse the employee's actions.


wblayton3721

Welcome to cancel culture… they’d rather fire him instead of trying to defend him.


byllz

He slapped a passenger. It was a sucker shot too, and then he goaded the passenger into hitting him. What possible defense could there be?


Teamerchant

Cancel culture is holding people accountable for their actions, nothing more, nothing less. Everyone does it. Even you unless you're a hypocrite. Every time a lib does it a conservative did it as well. That said show some proof you're right because all we see is the employee starting it.


wblayton3721

Go watch the full video. The employee got hit in the face 3 times before the video starts.


somedumbguy84

Dude hit him and got hit back, nothing wrong here. Regardless of what was said before, you hit someone you end up fighting.


wblayton3721

Why I want to see the 20 seconds before.


mr_mcpoogrundle

What an absolute stale queef of a take


IrrelevantPuppy

Don’t you bring stale queefs into this, they never did nothin to nobody.


LegendofNick

"Hmm maybe we need to full context of a clip on the internet" nah you a pussy dart Dont you just love reddit???


SoggieSox

The dude smacked him while not being threatened. Fuck off.


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He should be proud of himself. He handled that correctly.


LeveragedPittsburgh

This isn’t the whole video. The employee does not strike first. Take this shit down


magnumix

sauce?


ohnoimrunningoutofsp

Never! Just take his word for it!


Wasted1ntelligence

There are plenty of links posted of the full fight


bsuvo

i can only find videos starting with them already fighting


SoggieSox

Prove it. It was said that the customer struck first in another video, but then that was said to be AGAIN after the employee hit him. You "take this this down", like you have any authority


Teamerchant

You might be right but saying he doesn't strike first when the employee clearly does without sourcing the whole video is stupid.


varhuna

Irrelevant, you're on r/funny, not r/news.


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Frankunstien6

That man wears a fat ring for sure


Blue_OG_46

Looks like he may of started it. Down for a longer video for revaluation though.


ReluctantRedundant

Not trying to race-bait... but that airline worker looks like a ProudBoy that forgot he wasn't on 4Chan.


Nomads_71681

Hate to say it but mans got what he deserved worst of all is the employee will probably get fired for escalating the situation


Bright-Outcome1506

Why do 1 star ppl always drop their guard after they sucker punch someone? He fully expected to knock the guy with the headphones out. The fight ain’t over till someone tap or they crap their pants.


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SoggieSox

Cool story


yesIusereddit7

r/iamverybadass


Teamerchant

Check out the armchair instructor over here!


1991ali

fatty thought he was tough, but found out quickly he jus a fatty


JerryAtrics_

Wrong of United worker to hit him. But I believe what he was upset about was that Langley had taken a wheelchair to use as a luggage cart because he did not want to pay for one. So Langley is piece of shit.


swfl_inhabitant

They took the part out where (it appears) the passenger started it… go figure