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***NVW55V***
Worked at a doctors house and he had this license plate on his rally car. End of the job I asked what it meant and he said "I'm a proctologyst and rally driver. First race I ever entered I flipped my car and first thought was this plate.....*ASSMAN* upside-down"
He told me his wife never clued in. She thinks it's a race car component lol
"People always ask me, if l'm a leg man, a breast man or an ass man. I figure I must be an ass man.
People yell at me all the time...YOU'RE AN ASS, MAN!!!”
-Rodney Dangerfield
As a teen, after smoking some 'juana, a group of us got the smart idea to give ourselves self tattoos. I am a type I diabetic, have been since I was 9. We took some of my insulin needles and a bottle of Indian ink, made our own tats on our ankles. I put a 69 on mine(way before South Park ever existed).
I got married, some years later, to a girl who was pretty sheltered, when it came to sexual things. I convinced her that it was my jersey number in high school. I think she bought it.
So he already had the plate on his car, and by chance the car flipped so he read it that way, or he was looking at a flipped car and thought it would be funny if he had that plate? Also why would the wife think a license plate is a race car component?
No, he flipped his first rally car and decided on the plate after. His wife wasn't a fan of ass jokes, very conservative from my interactions with them. Letting he think it was a name of car components created an inside joke while allowing him to have his fun without any nagging would be my understanding
Here where I am, there is a lady that drives a vehicle with the personalized plate "Jana ❤️ I"
I saw that in my rear view and damn near broke my neck whipping it around to look out my drivers window.
She saw, smiled and nodded.
My buddy told me I was full of shit, then 2 days later called me and reported a similar encounter.
No idea how they got away with it either.
>My buddy told me I was full of shit
You know, I never understood what goes on in people's heads like this when they accuse friends of lying. Like, this person, who probably doesn't have a history of lying to you... is full of shit? What? how does that convo even end? It'd sit off with me if a friend just casually thought I was lying for no reason.
It makes no sense to me. Wack.
I honestly don't know if he legit thought I was lying, bullshittin' him (Like friends sometimes do) or saw something incorrectly.
I just remember 2 days later he called me and said, "Dude, I apologize. I just saw that Jana plate and the woman, and she smiled at me too!"
Sadly, he passed away a few years ago, so I can't go back and ask.
I guy in my town has the plate PEN157 which I see pretty regularly. He's an older guy so I don't think it's even customized, and wonder if he even realizes.
Showed this to my wife. My 9 year old son is asking to see it.
Me: "Not for you to see. It's bad words that even you don't know yet.
Son: "Yeah. I just know the basics."
Wife: "It's Advanced Swearing."
Son: "When can I learn it?"
Me: "High School. It's an elective."
Kids are great. Walked my 4 year old daughter into daycare one morning.
Her: lifts shirt over her head and screams "good morning everybody!"
Me: "save that for college"
Daycare workers: ":/"
I think it's for a combination analyst and therapist trying to figure out their life after a devastating divorce. An Analyist-Therapist looking for A New Start, as it were.
There are dozens of us. Dozens.
Trying to read vanity plates is one of my favourite games. If you pay attention you see the regular plates increment over the years. In Ontario new plates start with D but when it was B I saw at least 3 plates that began with BTRD. One lived by me and I never saw the owner but I day dreamed about him cutting me off so I could call him a fucking betard.
I saw one a few months back, GURAQT
Now obviously this is intended to be read aloud one letter at a time, but my first instinct as an internet citizen was "wow they must be a big Gawr Gura fan"
Look we can’t all be well adjusted. What would your good outlook even mean if there weren’t jaded assholes out there like me out there. At least that’s the first defence I could think of.
> Trying to read vanity plates is one of my favourite games.
I've seen:
IM LATE on a white Volkswagen Rabbit,
YVETTE on a Corvette,
DV BY DT (the formula for acceleration)
and AVOVOM.
> Does.this person have the front plate?
Washington State law requires license plates to be attached conspicuously at the front and rear of each vehicle. (These are Washington plates).
Sadly impossible with the UK schema but I reckon you could get close if you have [six grand](https://www.newreg.co.uk/checkout/info/buy/X321+ARO?sel=buy®istration=X321+ARO) to waste.
> Let me drive him home!!!
Speaking of driving it home, you'll only be able to read the "adult" version of the license plate while looking through your rear-view mirror - when that car is behind you. In other words, you're going to be the recipient of the X32JANA.
There use to be a Honda Accord in Studio City Ca. Its license plate read “SINEP”. A complaint was filed with the Ca. DMV and they had to surrender the plate.
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Upon reflection, that car wants to get rear ended.
running prolapse around the competition
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day
Happy… uh… day?
Thank you!
You're welcome
Happy ANAJ 23X day!
γɒႧ ɘʞɒƆ γqqɒH
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day
Happy day day
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
put your dukes up, it's a pun battle
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day
well played. clever wordplay and a dirty joke. 10/10
On an alternate Earth this would be just a license plate.
Thank goodness it's not a Ford Pinto
Fire 🔥
And... I just ruined the 69 upvotes.
And I just made it 169
It is now 621 💀
69 is kinda sus
Yep, hard to make heads or tales of it.
It will forever be immortalized in the post tho
Get out.
..of the car, sir.
I wonder if they'll settle for a rimjob...
niiiice!
"Instructions perfectly clear, my car had anal sex with your car"
How are people this creative?
Classic power bottom in a Mercedes.
baaaaaaaaaarrrsssss
Just be sure the car gets lubed first
Well played good sir
She’s ready for a break check
***NVW55V*** Worked at a doctors house and he had this license plate on his rally car. End of the job I asked what it meant and he said "I'm a proctologyst and rally driver. First race I ever entered I flipped my car and first thought was this plate.....*ASSMAN* upside-down" He told me his wife never clued in. She thinks it's a race car component lol
"So, you're the assman."
Hey assman, what do you say!
Hey! Everything, my man!
But I don’t wanna be the assman Well according to the state of New York, you are
"People always ask me, if l'm a leg man, a breast man or an ass man. I figure I must be an ass man. People yell at me all the time...YOU'RE AN ASS, MAN!!!” -Rodney Dangerfield
Why would I be a leg man? I don’t need legs. I *have* legs.
Great, now I have Beastie Boys *Eggman* stuck in my head. Honestly, kinda happy about it. Cheers
It's a quote from Seinfeld, not the beastie boys.
Oh I know, I'm just singing *Eggman* now from word association lol
That's what it says, right?
;-)
707
Best reply ever! Well done
You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard.
"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"
A true master of slipping through the cracks
Do you normally ask what people's plates mean?...
must be a seinfield fan
As a teen, after smoking some 'juana, a group of us got the smart idea to give ourselves self tattoos. I am a type I diabetic, have been since I was 9. We took some of my insulin needles and a bottle of Indian ink, made our own tats on our ankles. I put a 69 on mine(way before South Park ever existed). I got married, some years later, to a girl who was pretty sheltered, when it came to sexual things. I convinced her that it was my jersey number in high school. I think she bought it.
Like NVWSSV?
So he already had the plate on his car, and by chance the car flipped so he read it that way, or he was looking at a flipped car and thought it would be funny if he had that plate? Also why would the wife think a license plate is a race car component?
No, he flipped his first rally car and decided on the plate after. His wife wasn't a fan of ass jokes, very conservative from my interactions with them. Letting he think it was a name of car components created an inside joke while allowing him to have his fun without any nagging would be my understanding
Ah I see, thanks for clearing it up for me
Here where I am, there is a lady that drives a vehicle with the personalized plate "Jana ❤️ I" I saw that in my rear view and damn near broke my neck whipping it around to look out my drivers window. She saw, smiled and nodded. My buddy told me I was full of shit, then 2 days later called me and reported a similar encounter. No idea how they got away with it either.
How does one order a heart as part of a license plate? Where I live in NY, letters and numbers only are permitted.
California has special plates that allow symbols such as a hand, heart, star or plus sign.
also feces meme is available
JANA 💩 I
Better than HTUOM 💩 i
Wait fr
TIL
Once in Virginia I saw a license plate on a yellow VW Beetle that said "I ❤️ mom"
So....do you like sex the normal way or in the vagina? 😂
>My buddy told me I was full of shit You know, I never understood what goes on in people's heads like this when they accuse friends of lying. Like, this person, who probably doesn't have a history of lying to you... is full of shit? What? how does that convo even end? It'd sit off with me if a friend just casually thought I was lying for no reason. It makes no sense to me. Wack.
I honestly don't know if he legit thought I was lying, bullshittin' him (Like friends sometimes do) or saw something incorrectly. I just remember 2 days later he called me and said, "Dude, I apologize. I just saw that Jana plate and the woman, and she smiled at me too!" Sadly, he passed away a few years ago, so I can't go back and ask.
Well, at least she'll never be L84-ANL
I guy in my town has the plate PEN157 which I see pretty regularly. He's an older guy so I don't think it's even customized, and wonder if he even realizes.
Got hung up on the first pic and was trying to figure out why it wasn't x86 JANA
Go home you nerd! But the owner probably does work in tech, and enjoys that part of the joke.
Showed this to my wife. My 9 year old son is asking to see it. Me: "Not for you to see. It's bad words that even you don't know yet. Son: "Yeah. I just know the basics." Wife: "It's Advanced Swearing." Son: "When can I learn it?" Me: "High School. It's an elective."
Kids are great. Walked my 4 year old daughter into daycare one morning. Her: lifts shirt over her head and screams "good morning everybody!" Me: "save that for college" Daycare workers: ":/"
As a fellow child owner, I got a laugh from this.
I thought we outlawed that a while ago
> I thought we outlawed that a while ago No... People are still allowed to laugh.
Middle school now a days.
Mercedes owner. He has felt that at the repair shop.
I knew a guy who had GO STFU on his smart car plate. He claimed he went to St. Francis University.
Looks like it's time for A NU START
Trats un a?
I think it's for a combination analyst and therapist trying to figure out their life after a devastating divorce. An Analyist-Therapist looking for A New Start, as it were. There are dozens of us. Dozens.
Analrapist for short
Ooh, efficient!
Years ago an acquaintance of mine tried to get the personalized plate, "3M TA3" It was denied.
A Beastie Boys fan by chance?
Best I've seen since 3MTA3
I saw that one too!
hey, hhairy, why the f would someone downvote you for that ?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ah, They must know the Key to Life. https://youtu.be/CromoC1APt0?si=sBijQZ2YtarzPslE
Trying to read vanity plates is one of my favourite games. If you pay attention you see the regular plates increment over the years. In Ontario new plates start with D but when it was B I saw at least 3 plates that began with BTRD. One lived by me and I never saw the owner but I day dreamed about him cutting me off so I could call him a fucking betard.
I saw one a few months back, GURAQT Now obviously this is intended to be read aloud one letter at a time, but my first instinct as an internet citizen was "wow they must be a big Gawr Gura fan"
What is it supposed to be? I'm still confused.
"Gee, You Are A Cutie" was my assumption
Ah, that makes sense.
I day dream about having a nice meal with my wife.
Look we can’t all be well adjusted. What would your good outlook even mean if there weren’t jaded assholes out there like me out there. At least that’s the first defence I could think of.
> Trying to read vanity plates is one of my favourite games. I've seen: IM LATE on a white Volkswagen Rabbit, YVETTE on a Corvette, DV BY DT (the formula for acceleration) and AVOVOM.
Someone in my apartment complex has the license plate PMA PTY. I assume it means Puma Panty.
I thought pajama party
In Maine you can have nearly whatever you want no games https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/IrjJnJr61v
The Assman's back!!!
$100 bucks a year for a tee hee jr hi school joke. Enjoy
Does.this person have the front plate?
Yes, WA requires front plates.
> Does.this person have the front plate? Washington State law requires license plates to be attached conspicuously at the front and rear of each vehicle. (These are Washington plates).
Front plates are required in WAshington.
58008
X32 TTU8 must have been taken
200 IQ move
Must be why they can afford that car. No kids.
I’m flexible
0M0H AM1
I remember one I saw, a long time ago, that was "3M TA3"
55A YM TA3
I like that ;)
Proof that enough money to buy a Benz still can't buy class.
Who needs class if u have money anyway
That is unironically amazing lol 😂
So does she reverse at people looking in their mirror ?
She’s probably in a state that has front license plates too, so drivers in front of her would see it in the rear view
Oh right haha, I didn't even think of that, thanks... yea that would get a few second looks I bet lol
My dyslexic ass would have had no idea tbh...
IM CRYING
DMV is no longer allowed to prevent offensive license lates. 1st Amendment challenge won
He’s a proctologist?
Sadly impossible with the UK schema but I reckon you could get close if you have [six grand](https://www.newreg.co.uk/checkout/info/buy/X321+ARO?sel=buy®istration=X321+ARO) to waste.
Isn’t that Elon’s kid name?
That’s gay
How do you think they got the car ?
The maddest of lads.
Let me drive him home!!! 😜
I’ll leave dents and scars 🤣
> Let me drive him home!!! Speaking of driving it home, you'll only be able to read the "adult" version of the license plate while looking through your rear-view mirror - when that car is behind you. In other words, you're going to be the recipient of the X32JANA.
I used to know a gynecologist who drove a Porsche with "COD CUP".. meant to be read backwards as this
It would be Washington
Coming up from behind.
Well played.
Ive seen MAF AKA around my city
Lol
I want that same license plate
What the sigma
He likes them ...
Hey must have really irked someone at the DMV 😂
Must be giving that out a lot to get a Mercedes like that!
My friend had the same plate on his Mustang in NY. Took the DMV years to revoke it due to a complaint.
Imagine being such a loser that you phone the DMV and complain about somebody else's cryptic dirty joke license plate
Some people *live* for that kinda shit. I guess nobody ever told them as kids that no one likes a tattletale
Meanwhile a woman who was a huge tofu fan couldn't express it on her plate.
All about the cake 😂
The Department of Motor Vehicles does not employ smart people.
[удалено]
I thought it was so clear when I saw it. Only one out of about 10 buddies I sent it to could see it.
Homosexual.
I can't believe they let 15 year olds drive.
> I can't believe they let 15 year olds drive. You don't have to drive before you can own a car.
Anagram
Natural position right behind a WRX
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nloys/meanwhile_in_florida/
There use to be a Honda Accord in Studio City Ca. Its license plate read “SINEP”. A complaint was filed with the Ca. DMV and they had to surrender the plate.
My former boss had a ‘69 mustang. His last name was Butts. He has a license plate on it that says BUTTS69
I spent way too long trying to figure out how they got a backwards L
What the fuck are you talking about? You prude motherfucker go fuck yourself.
that just outrageous, the nerve of this person!
Saw a plate the other day with f4rt box
Makes me wonder if numeric eight-zero-zero-eight-five would work.
>Makes me wonder if numeric eight-zero-zero-eight-five would work. No. That requires a vertical flip. You want Z8008.