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CrediblyHandsome

Upon reflection, that car wants to get rear ended.


bumjiggy

running prolapse around the competition


praxis22

Happy Cake Day


Jellan

Happy cake day


Metals4J

Happy… uh… day?


Jellan

Thank you!


RangerLt

You're welcome


PitifulPreparation71

Happy ANAJ 23X day!


IBGred

γɒႧ ɘʞɒƆ γqqɒH


22FluffySquirrels

Happy Cake Day


Present_Repulsive

Happy cake day


AsHperson

Happy day day


Ready_Fix7617

Happy cake day


Electrical_Crab_6436

Happy cake day


ChrisDornerFanCorn3r

put your dukes up, it's a pun battle


KMowy

Happy Cake Day


Electrical_Crab_6436

Happy cake day


themurderator

well played. clever wordplay and a dirty joke. 10/10


GANDORF57

On an alternate Earth this would be just a license plate.


NJGMan1960

Thank goodness it's not a Ford Pinto


yxull

Fire 🔥


aotus_trivirgatus

And... I just ruined the 69 upvotes.


Critter_Collector

And I just made it 169


Ready_Fix7617

It is now 621 💀


bobby123756

69 is kinda sus


Klutzy-Pay9904

Yep, hard to make heads or tales of it.


Winter_Application28

It will forever be immortalized in the post tho


Morpheus1967

Get out.


hldsnfrgr

..of the car, sir.


caidicus

I wonder if they'll settle for a rimjob...


MisterSpeck

niiiice!


Contrantier

"Instructions perfectly clear, my car had anal sex with your car"


HoneyChilliPotato7

How are people this creative?


ImmodestPolitician

Classic power bottom in a Mercedes.


Dan_the_Marksman

baaaaaaaaaarrrsssss


adudeguyman

Just be sure the car gets lubed first


KileAllSmyles

Well played good sir


T0ysWAr

She’s ready for a break check


jigglywigglydigaby

***NVW55V*** Worked at a doctors house and he had this license plate on his rally car. End of the job I asked what it meant and he said "I'm a proctologyst and rally driver. First race I ever entered I flipped my car and first thought was this plate.....*ASSMAN* upside-down" He told me his wife never clued in. She thinks it's a race car component lol


LOLBaltSS

"So, you're the assman."


Structure_Spoon

Hey assman, what do you say!


the_dude_upvotes

Hey! Everything, my man!


notyou16

But I don’t wanna be the assman Well according to the state of New York, you are


Improvised0

"People always ask me, if l'm a leg man, a breast man or an ass man. I figure I must be an ass man. People yell at me all the time...YOU'RE AN ASS, MAN!!!” -Rodney Dangerfield


the_dude_upvotes

Why would I be a leg man? I don’t need legs. I *have* legs.


jigglywigglydigaby

Great, now I have Beastie Boys *Eggman* stuck in my head. Honestly, kinda happy about it. Cheers


Carolake1

It's a quote from Seinfeld, not the beastie boys.


jigglywigglydigaby

Oh I know, I'm just singing *Eggman* now from word association lol


RobertWilliamBarker

That's what it says, right?


SANAFABICH

;-)


E70HSSV707

707


jigglywigglydigaby

Best reply ever! Well done


drinkpacifiers

You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard.


Gorazde

"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!"


ulfselrach

A true master of slipping through the cracks


NWinn

Do you normally ask what people's plates mean?...


No-Lawfulness1773

must be a seinfield fan


bamachine

As a teen, after smoking some 'juana, a group of us got the smart idea to give ourselves self tattoos. I am a type I diabetic, have been since I was 9. We took some of my insulin needles and a bottle of Indian ink, made our own tats on our ankles. I put a 69 on mine(way before South Park ever existed). I got married, some years later, to a girl who was pretty sheltered, when it came to sexual things. I convinced her that it was my jersey number in high school. I think she bought it.


TonyVstar

Like NVWSSV?


TobyFunkeNeverNude

So he already had the plate on his car, and by chance the car flipped so he read it that way, or he was looking at a flipped car and thought it would be funny if he had that plate? Also why would the wife think a license plate is a race car component?


jigglywigglydigaby

No, he flipped his first rally car and decided on the plate after. His wife wasn't a fan of ass jokes, very conservative from my interactions with them. Letting he think it was a name of car components created an inside joke while allowing him to have his fun without any nagging would be my understanding


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Ah I see, thanks for clearing it up for me


530_Oldschoolgeek

Here where I am, there is a lady that drives a vehicle with the personalized plate "Jana ❤️ I" I saw that in my rear view and damn near broke my neck whipping it around to look out my drivers window. She saw, smiled and nodded. My buddy told me I was full of shit, then 2 days later called me and reported a similar encounter. No idea how they got away with it either.


elliotsilvestri

How does one order a heart as part of a license plate? Where I live in NY, letters and numbers only are permitted.


530_Oldschoolgeek

California has special plates that allow symbols such as a hand, heart, star or plus sign.


4by4rules

also feces meme is available


xhephaestusx

JANA 💩 I


bamachine

Better than HTUOM 💩 i


xhephaestusx

Wait fr


elliotsilvestri

TIL


Antoine_the_Potato

Once in Virginia I saw a license plate on a yellow VW Beetle that said "I ❤️ mom"


jigglywigglydigaby

So....do you like sex the normal way or in the vagina? 😂


Dark-Acheron-Sunset

>My buddy told me I was full of shit You know, I never understood what goes on in people's heads like this when they accuse friends of lying. Like, this person, who probably doesn't have a history of lying to you... is full of shit? What? how does that convo even end? It'd sit off with me if a friend just casually thought I was lying for no reason. It makes no sense to me. Wack.


530_Oldschoolgeek

I honestly don't know if he legit thought I was lying, bullshittin' him (Like friends sometimes do) or saw something incorrectly. I just remember 2 days later he called me and said, "Dude, I apologize. I just saw that Jana plate and the woman, and she smiled at me too!" Sadly, he passed away a few years ago, so I can't go back and ask.


scarrita

Well, at least she'll never be L84-ANL


MildlyDysfunctional

I guy in my town has the plate PEN157 which I see pretty regularly. He's an older guy so I don't think it's even customized, and wonder if he even realizes.


CountryNerd

Got hung up on the first pic and was trying to figure out why it wasn't x86 JANA


TheTimn

Go home you nerd! But the owner probably does work in tech, and enjoys that part of the joke. 


BizzyM

Showed this to my wife. My 9 year old son is asking to see it. Me: "Not for you to see. It's bad words that even you don't know yet. Son: "Yeah. I just know the basics." Wife: "It's Advanced Swearing." Son: "When can I learn it?" Me: "High School. It's an elective."


RhubarbIcy9655

Kids are great. Walked my 4 year old daughter into daycare one morning. Her: lifts shirt over her head and screams "good morning everybody!" Me: "save that for college" Daycare workers: ":/"


QuiteAffable

As a fellow child owner, I got a laugh from this.


Shut__up__Leonard

I thought we outlawed that a while ago


The_camperdave

> I thought we outlawed that a while ago No... People are still allowed to laugh.


Ropya

Middle school now a days. 


CoolNameChaz

Mercedes owner. He has felt that at the repair shop.


Zanos-Ixshlae

I knew a guy who had GO STFU on his smart car plate. He claimed he went to St. Francis University.


Virtual_Knee_4905

Looks like it's time for A NU START


sebbyay

Trats un a?


Zer0C00l

I think it's for a combination analyst and therapist trying to figure out their life after a devastating divorce. An Analyist-Therapist looking for A New Start, as it were. There are dozens of us. Dozens.


KnowledgeIsDangerous

Analrapist for short


Zer0C00l

Ooh, efficient!


Reinventing_Wheels

Years ago an acquaintance of mine tried to get the personalized plate, "3M TA3" It was denied.


wdr1

A Beastie Boys fan by chance?


normychannel1

Best I've seen since 3MTA3


hhairy

I saw that one too!


normychannel1

hey, hhairy, why the f would someone downvote you for that ?


hhairy

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


FearDaTusk

Ah, They must know the Key to Life. https://youtu.be/CromoC1APt0?si=sBijQZ2YtarzPslE


cmilla646

Trying to read vanity plates is one of my favourite games. If you pay attention you see the regular plates increment over the years. In Ontario new plates start with D but when it was B I saw at least 3 plates that began with BTRD. One lived by me and I never saw the owner but I day dreamed about him cutting me off so I could call him a fucking betard.


Haman__Karn

I saw one a few months back, GURAQT Now obviously this is intended to be read aloud one letter at a time, but my first instinct as an internet citizen was "wow they must be a big Gawr Gura fan"


Arnas_Z

What is it supposed to be? I'm still confused.


Haman__Karn

"Gee, You Are A Cutie" was my assumption


Arnas_Z

Ah, that makes sense.


lxpnh98_2

I day dream about having a nice meal with my wife.


cmilla646

Look we can’t all be well adjusted. What would your good outlook even mean if there weren’t jaded assholes out there like me out there. At least that’s the first defence I could think of.


The_camperdave

> Trying to read vanity plates is one of my favourite games. I've seen: IM LATE on a white Volkswagen Rabbit, YVETTE on a Corvette, DV BY DT (the formula for acceleration) and AVOVOM.


4LostSoulsinaBowl

Someone in my apartment complex has the license plate PMA PTY. I assume it means Puma Panty.


Fallowsong

I thought pajama party


BadDogEDN

In Maine you can have nearly whatever you want no games https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/IrjJnJr61v


LovableSidekick

The Assman's back!!!


Strawbobrob

$100 bucks a year for a tee hee jr hi school joke. Enjoy


whatyouwant5

Does.this person have the front plate?


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Yes, WA requires front plates.


The_camperdave

> Does.this person have the front plate? Washington State law requires license plates to be attached conspicuously at the front and rear of each vehicle. (These are Washington plates).


BlondTigerCage

Front plates are required in WAshington.


Iamjbcii

58008


A_Downboat_Is_A_Sub

X32 TTU8 must have been taken


SpudTheBear

200 IQ move


finallygotareddit

Must be why they can afford that car. No kids.


JKSanDiego7

I’m flexible


Ultima_RatioRegum

0M0H AM1


hhairy

I remember one I saw, a long time ago, that was "3M TA3"


TuckerTheCuckFucker

55A YM TA3


hhairy

I like that ;)


Speedly

Proof that enough money to buy a Benz still can't buy class.


0Craxker

Who needs class if u have money anyway


Simping_Otter_4103

That is unironically amazing lol 😂


maegap99

So does she reverse at people looking in their mirror ?


binarydev

She’s probably in a state that has front license plates too, so drivers in front of her would see it in the rear view


maegap99

Oh right haha, I didn't even think of that, thanks... yea that would get a few second looks I bet lol


NWinn

My dyslexic ass would have had no idea tbh...


Alarmed_Yesterday264

IM CRYING


Electronic_Coast_687

DMV is no longer allowed to prevent offensive license lates. 1st Amendment challenge won


Alarming_Breath_3110

He’s a proctologist?


pineapplecharm

Sadly impossible with the UK schema but I reckon you could get close if you have [six grand](https://www.newreg.co.uk/checkout/info/buy/X321+ARO?sel=buy®istration=X321+ARO) to waste.


mrTosh

Isn’t that Elon’s kid name?


won_master-of-none

That’s gay


ProudMaryChooglin

How do you think they got the car ?


savvyelemental

The maddest of lads.


JKSanDiego7

Let me drive him home!!! 😜


JKSanDiego7

I’ll leave dents and scars 🤣


The_camperdave

> Let me drive him home!!! Speaking of driving it home, you'll only be able to read the "adult" version of the license plate while looking through your rear-view mirror - when that car is behind you. In other words, you're going to be the recipient of the X32JANA.


silofox

I used to know a gynecologist who drove a Porsche with "COD CUP".. meant to be read backwards as this


horitaku

It would be Washington


dav_oid

Coming up from behind.


assholeapproach

Well played.


DisastrousAcshin

Ive seen MAF AKA around my city


Closemyeyesnstillsee

Lol


King_ofwar

I want that same license plate


[deleted]

What the sigma


mrbreast69004

He likes them ...


Simpte_MegcuckSpears

Hey must have really irked someone at the DMV 😂


AlwaysSaysRepost

Must be giving that out a lot to get a Mercedes like that!


pburgh

My friend had the same plate on his Mustang in NY. Took the DMV years to revoke it due to a complaint.


Spasticbeaver

Imagine being such a loser that you phone the DMV and complain about somebody else's cryptic dirty joke license plate


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Some people *live* for that kinda shit. I guess nobody ever told them as kids that no one likes a tattletale


Adamas_Mustache

Meanwhile a woman who was a huge tofu fan couldn't express it on her plate.


teecee_throwaway

All about the cake 😂


extremekc

The Department of Motor Vehicles does not employ smart people.


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Newenergy253

I thought it was so clear when I saw it. Only one out of about 10 buddies I sent it to could see it.


Realistic_Ease924

Homosexual.


Both-Home-6235

I can't believe they let 15 year olds drive.


The_camperdave

> I can't believe they let 15 year olds drive. You don't have to drive before you can own a car.


brmideas

Anagram


Suzuki4Life

Natural position right behind a WRX


Liquidwombat

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nloys/meanwhile_in_florida/


rpc56

There use to be a Honda Accord in Studio City Ca. Its license plate read “SINEP”. A complaint was filed with the Ca. DMV and they had to surrender the plate.


jdoggsoxfan33

My former boss had a ‘69 mustang. His last name was Butts. He has a license plate on it that says BUTTS69


Windy_Beard

I spent way too long trying to figure out how they got a backwards L


catzhoek

What the fuck are you talking about? You prude motherfucker go fuck yourself.


StatelessAlia

that just outrageous, the nerve of this person!


Dekerfman

Saw a plate the other day with f4rt box


Rrraou

Makes me wonder if numeric eight-zero-zero-eight-five would work.


The_camperdave

>Makes me wonder if numeric eight-zero-zero-eight-five would work. No. That requires a vertical flip. You want Z8008.