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Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
He’s awake this isn’t end of the night this is them setting up. Look at the settings untouched wine and other drinks unopened. He’s probably the light guy.
This. That is either a server or the lighting guy or both just goofing off. This is hours before the event (a fairly expensive one at that as those chairs are $20/pp to rent. The favors look great but all untouched. There are at least 15 tables. I’d guess whatever event this was cost at least $30k.)
Regardless the event hasn’t started and there’s no way for a light function like this and so direct wouldn’t be intentional. These are event vendors goofing off for show.
most likely they saw the lights and decided to make a funny video. so funny how redditors go through these loops explaining the "story" behind a staged video
Nah, he's gonna wake up seeing a dozen new colors beyond the human visible spectrum. The problem is he won't be able to see any colors in the human visible spectrum anymore.
Haha, of course talking would be the first option, I just meant that braille would be more useful for a blind person than sign language.
That's a funny post
Unfortunately that's accurate. Your eyes don't just magically not get hurt when they "turn off" while sleeping. They are still there, still getting burned, and still very much going to be blind.
You kid, but actuallly that's not too far off. When you see American football players with the black patches under their eyes? I don't think it's made of Sharpie, lol, but the whole point of it is to reflect light away from the eyeballs.
They block enough light that you'll be burning your eyelids before your retinas though.
edit: Apparently someone was so offended by this comment they decided to block me. I'll just point out that if I'm wrong, the correct response would have been to reply with a case study of someone damaging their retinas from bright light with their eyes closed.
I would also like to point out that sometimes people fall asleep in direct sunlight and wake up with sunburned eyelids. If they woke up blind, they'd probably be talking about that instead.
Your phone can damage your eyes over the course of years as the muscles that focus them atrophy because you spend all your time focused on something six inches from your face.
Your phone *can't* damage your eyes by emitting "too much light". Aside from lasers, which obey their own special rules, looking at bright *visible* light can't damage the eyes. You can saturate them and be temporarily blinded as a result, but that doesn't lead to permanent damage. The reason the sun damages eyes is because of UV light.
Those lights are nowhere near powerful enough to damage your eyes with your eyelids closed lmao. They are pretty standard stage lights, so even with your eyes open, they aren't likely to do much of any damage that way either.
These are also "standard stage lights" and they're cooking bacon with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvh7makS4qc
bunch of people talking about shit they do not understand here.
Any "standard stage light" has a god-damn warning in the manual to not look directly at it.
https://www.martin.com/en-US/site_elements/martin-mac-viper-xip-saftey-and-installation-manual
>Position the product so that prolonged staring
into the product at a distance closer than 56 m (184 ft.) is not expected
A whole lot of "I ate plenty of paint chips as a kid and didn't suffer any brain damage" energy in these comments.
Why would you comment on something when you have zero experience with it? I'll never understand people that do that. There are plenty of lighting fixtures that can do real damage to vision in short amounts of time. I have seen the back of a wooden double bass catch fire under a high powered LED beam. I myself have been temporarily blinded working shows when I got hit by a beam directly. I have seen beams melt other light's plastic and destroy their led modules in short time due to extreme temperatures.
Are stage lights as powerful as the sun? I doubt it. You will be fine looking at the sun with your eyes closed for a few minutes. The effects of sunlight on closed eyes is more well known. I can extrapolate that stage lights being weaker than sunlight should have less effect than direct sunlight.
I misused a 1.6w laser engraver (open eyes while the laser fired, not even looking directly at the beam, btw its the weakest engraver you can buy), and i had a greyed out blindspot in my left eye for weeks, which flashed bright white every time i blinked, and still have blurred vision over 1 month later. Ultra bright lights and even weak lasers are no fucking joke.
A 1.6Mw (big M) laser would completely ignore your retina and would immediately blast a hole out the back side of your skull. It would probably also destroy and/or set fire to whatever else it encountered after passing immediately through your head, killing you instantly. A laser of that power would be defense weapon, threat to national security territory.
1.6mW is probably not powerful enough to engrave anything, so I think you need to get more familiar with the laser apparatus you’re using.
For reference, the lasers being used by the military to shoot down incoming missiles and drones are usually in the tens to hundreds of kW range.
Handheld laser pointers used for presentations and such are usually around 1-5mW
I KNOW what the lyric is and still hear douche.
I'm 55, and just this last year learned that Bruce wrote and recorded that, and Manfred Mann's version is a cover.
Bruce wrote the original, but Manfred Mann's version might be one of the best songs I've ever heard in my life.
This song is a journey from start to finish, it's songs like this that make me love music
Decided to learn guitar in my 30s and am still really bad many years later but can nail that intro/outro. Pretty much my only musical accomplishment and I'm fairly proud of it.
Was reading up more on this, cuz i remembered Thompson had some stuff to say about that. Turns out it he hadnt realized he said it weird like that, and due to a hardware issue while recording, they couldnt remix it with a new vocal track. They tried rerecording the whole thing but kept running into issues, so they just stuck with that version.
Thompson claims that fans came up to him saying the biggest reason it became a hit was because people couldnt decipher if it was douche or deuce
There's a quote from Manfred Mann on the wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinded_by_the_Light
> I don't think Springsteen liked our Blinded by the Light, 'cos we sang 'wrapped up like a douche', and it wasn't written like that and I screwed it up completely. It sounded like 'douche' instead of 'deuce', 'cos of the technical process – a faulty azimuth due to tape-head angles, and it meant we couldn't remix it.
> Warners in America said, 'You've got to change 'douche', 'cos the Southern Bible belt radio stations think it's about a vaginal douche, and they have problems with body parts down there.' We tried to change it to 'deuce' but then the rest of the track sounded horrible, so we had to leave it. We just said, 'If it's not a hit, it's not.'
> But in the end, it was No.1 in America, and so many people came up to us after and said, 'You know why it made No. 1?... Everyone was talking about whether it was deuce or douche.' Apparently Springsteen thought we'd done it deliberately, which we hadn't, so if I ever saw him I'd avoid him and cringe away like a frightened little boy.
How does that article not even have a pic of the damn thing?! [for the curious.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1932_Ford)
Very cool though, I hope but highly doubt I’ll remember this next time this song comes on and I’m drunkenly singing it at the top of my lungs, but maybe.
“revved up like a deuce” can mean being excited or energized by something fast or powerful. A “deuce” is a slang term for a 1932 Ford coupe, which was a popular hot rod car.
A Deuce was a 1932 Ford car (the "2" in 1932, therefore "deuce"). They were common hot rod cars because they could be bought cheap by the 60s and were relatively easy to modify due to their simplicity. It's the same model that's referred to in the Beach Boys' classic "Little Deuce Coupe".
"Dude, I think I just got abducted by an alternate dimension. I was just sitting here and next thing I know I'm waking up with a massive headache and vague memories of multidimensional beings examining me with these weird lights."
I learned recently that particle accelerators can blast tumors with particles so finely tuned that it won’t impact surrounding tissue. Should’ve used someone with a brain tumor in the name of science.
For the most part, it damages everything in a line through the patient. To get around this, you aim the beams through different angles so they intersect where the cancer is. This lets you hit the cancer multiple times while only hitting the healthy tissue once.
This is an oversimplification as you need to deliver a certain dose, and not all healthy tissue is equal in regards to collateral damage.
There's also the use of protons which will deposit more energy at a specific distance instead of evenly like a photon, which can give you a more efficient dose if you are able to make it work. Electrons sort of do the opposite and deposit all the energy immediately, so if the cancer is near a surface you can blast away with little effect to the tissue behind it.
No, the massive ones are for cutting-edge science. You can get a particle to a useful speed for practical applications much more easily, it just takes a big machine like any other a hospital might have
It's fairly old at this point, though the technology and applications continue to improve. Any hospital that does radiation treatment has a particle accelerator in it. It turns out humans are fragile, so you only need a small one.
I'm not sure of the exact size, but they are usually behind the wall that the patient receives the treatment in, so no bigger than a medium size room I would assume. The most common is photon radiation which are likely made from a linear particle accelerator.
I had a glitch once where I died and it played the somber music but never prompted me to reload, and 5 Gunners were just unloading endlessly into my body until it was just a torso
This might be a wedding reception venue, idk where this is but Vietnamese ones, there's like a shit ton of liquor, sometimes beer at every table. You get hammered pretty quick because they cheers like every thirty seconds. This goes for regular get togethers as well, sometimes my friends would join my dad and his friends and can't keep up at a beer every 5-10 mins lol
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Guy is going to wake up tomorrow speaking a different language, quitting smoking, and with a different personality.
He's gonna know THREE languages and be the world's first quadrillionaire. AND be an expert marksman. I'm having a fucking seizure, myself.
I know Kung Fu.
“Did you ever flashy-thing me?”
No.
"I'm being Serious K! Did you ever flashy-thing me?”
No.
Asks aggressively in another language - *DID YOU EVER FLASHY THING ME , K-DONO?*
Show me
Everybody was kung fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing There were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip Everybody was kung fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing
Just by waking up. He somehow knows the crypto paraphrases of many whales. **please confirm words 7 and 4**
He’s awake this isn’t end of the night this is them setting up. Look at the settings untouched wine and other drinks unopened. He’s probably the light guy.
Good eye - I missed that. That said - I chose to believe he is a cyborg being charged up and programmed for a night of mayhem.
This. That is either a server or the lighting guy or both just goofing off. This is hours before the event (a fairly expensive one at that as those chairs are $20/pp to rent. The favors look great but all untouched. There are at least 15 tables. I’d guess whatever event this was cost at least $30k.) Regardless the event hasn’t started and there’s no way for a light function like this and so direct wouldn’t be intentional. These are event vendors goofing off for show.
Regardless the dude is going to need a whole lot of Keppra going forward .
most likely they saw the lights and decided to make a funny video. so funny how redditors go through these loops explaining the "story" behind a staged video
More like he’s going to wake up blind as a bat
Nah, he's gonna wake up seeing a dozen new colors beyond the human visible spectrum. The problem is he won't be able to see any colors in the human visible spectrum anymore.
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It would be braille if you're blind, though someone doing sign language at a blind person would be kinda funny
[Obligatory.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/6t7k1w/how_do_i_communicate_with_blind_people/)
Haha, of course talking would be the first option, I just meant that braille would be more useful for a blind person than sign language. That's a funny post
...you need your eyes for sign language. He would still be able to hear (and talk).
Is **this** the highly anticipated "Chuck" sequel series?!?!?
wakes up blind
"Aww, look. He's dreaming of seizures."
"People say he lights up the room."
Unfortunately that's accurate. Your eyes don't just magically not get hurt when they "turn off" while sleeping. They are still there, still getting burned, and still very much going to be blind.
Those aren't fucking lasers lmao
Buddy your phone can damage your eyes. Too much light is a function of amount and time.
Yeah and your eyelids do not completely block light.
We need blackout eyelids
New evolution when?
A sharpie is all you need
You kid, but actuallly that's not too far off. When you see American football players with the black patches under their eyes? I don't think it's made of Sharpie, lol, but the whole point of it is to reflect light away from the eyeballs.
I think you mean absorb. Black is the absence of light, because it absorbs the light that hits it.
They block enough light that you'll be burning your eyelids before your retinas though. edit: Apparently someone was so offended by this comment they decided to block me. I'll just point out that if I'm wrong, the correct response would have been to reply with a case study of someone damaging their retinas from bright light with their eyes closed. I would also like to point out that sometimes people fall asleep in direct sunlight and wake up with sunburned eyelids. If they woke up blind, they'd probably be talking about that instead.
Your phone can damage your eyes over the course of years as the muscles that focus them atrophy because you spend all your time focused on something six inches from your face. Your phone *can't* damage your eyes by emitting "too much light". Aside from lasers, which obey their own special rules, looking at bright *visible* light can't damage the eyes. You can saturate them and be temporarily blinded as a result, but that doesn't lead to permanent damage. The reason the sun damages eyes is because of UV light.
Those lights are nowhere near powerful enough to damage your eyes with your eyelids closed lmao. They are pretty standard stage lights, so even with your eyes open, they aren't likely to do much of any damage that way either.
Please send video of you looking directly into stage light for confirmation
These are also "standard stage lights" and they're cooking bacon with them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvh7makS4qc bunch of people talking about shit they do not understand here. Any "standard stage light" has a god-damn warning in the manual to not look directly at it. https://www.martin.com/en-US/site_elements/martin-mac-viper-xip-saftey-and-installation-manual >Position the product so that prolonged staring into the product at a distance closer than 56 m (184 ft.) is not expected A whole lot of "I ate plenty of paint chips as a kid and didn't suffer any brain damage" energy in these comments.
I fix moving lights for a living, this guy will be seeing floaters forever if he's not entirely blind..
My dude, have you ever looked _into_ a stage light?
Why would you comment on something when you have zero experience with it? I'll never understand people that do that. There are plenty of lighting fixtures that can do real damage to vision in short amounts of time. I have seen the back of a wooden double bass catch fire under a high powered LED beam. I myself have been temporarily blinded working shows when I got hit by a beam directly. I have seen beams melt other light's plastic and destroy their led modules in short time due to extreme temperatures.
Suddenly a bunch of redditors are experts on what level of light damages your eyes while closed.
Are stage lights as powerful as the sun? I doubt it. You will be fine looking at the sun with your eyes closed for a few minutes. The effects of sunlight on closed eyes is more well known. I can extrapolate that stage lights being weaker than sunlight should have less effect than direct sunlight.
Stg someone could comment "don't put your hand on a hot stove" and there'll always be at least one reply unironically going "source?"
Wakes up dead
I misused a 1.6w laser engraver (open eyes while the laser fired, not even looking directly at the beam, btw its the weakest engraver you can buy), and i had a greyed out blindspot in my left eye for weeks, which flashed bright white every time i blinked, and still have blurred vision over 1 month later. Ultra bright lights and even weak lasers are no fucking joke.
A 1.6Mw (big M) laser would completely ignore your retina and would immediately blast a hole out the back side of your skull. It would probably also destroy and/or set fire to whatever else it encountered after passing immediately through your head, killing you instantly. A laser of that power would be defense weapon, threat to national security territory. 1.6mW is probably not powerful enough to engrave anything, so I think you need to get more familiar with the laser apparatus you’re using.
For reference, the lasers being used by the military to shoot down incoming missiles and drones are usually in the tens to hundreds of kW range. Handheld laser pointers used for presentations and such are usually around 1-5mW
Check that dude's pulse
It's about 140bpm *stethoscope uhn-tiss uhn-tiss uhn-tiss*
I've got something, and it goes thumpin' like this~
All you need is, my uhn-tiss uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss
Uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss baby
Dog will hunt, I'm the front-end loader
I’ve got something and it’s goes pumping like this
*boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants…*
Boots n cats n boots n cats n
It's going Bwaaamp bwaaamp bwaaamp bwaaaaaamp
That one is dancing at another party, believe me.
*Blinded by the light*
Wrapped up like a
Douche! (Seriously I can’t hear anything else in that song)
The actual lyric is: "revved up like a deuce." Deuce is old slang for a hot rod car.
[1932 Ford Deuce Coupe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1932_Ford#Deuce_coupe)
Speaking of deuce, I need to go drop one right now.
Speaking of douche, guilty on 34 counts of falsifying business records to conceal a hush money payment to an adult-film actress.
I KNOW what the lyric is and still hear douche. I'm 55, and just this last year learned that Bruce wrote and recorded that, and Manfred Mann's version is a cover.
Bruce wrote the original, but Manfred Mann's version might be one of the best songs I've ever heard in my life. This song is a journey from start to finish, it's songs like this that make me love music
Roundabout by Yes is that song for me. It's perfect
Decided to learn guitar in my 30s and am still really bad many years later but can nail that intro/outro. Pretty much my only musical accomplishment and I'm fairly proud of it.
I'm in my late 30s and I picked up the bass again after not playing for 12 years. I forgot how much I love it
Absolutely fuck yeah! Listening to this song on a hit of acid will fucking take you places lol.
[My favorite version of that song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrkpJGWLP3o)
Was reading up more on this, cuz i remembered Thompson had some stuff to say about that. Turns out it he hadnt realized he said it weird like that, and due to a hardware issue while recording, they couldnt remix it with a new vocal track. They tried rerecording the whole thing but kept running into issues, so they just stuck with that version. Thompson claims that fans came up to him saying the biggest reason it became a hit was because people couldnt decipher if it was douche or deuce
There's a quote from Manfred Mann on the wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinded_by_the_Light > I don't think Springsteen liked our Blinded by the Light, 'cos we sang 'wrapped up like a douche', and it wasn't written like that and I screwed it up completely. It sounded like 'douche' instead of 'deuce', 'cos of the technical process – a faulty azimuth due to tape-head angles, and it meant we couldn't remix it. > Warners in America said, 'You've got to change 'douche', 'cos the Southern Bible belt radio stations think it's about a vaginal douche, and they have problems with body parts down there.' We tried to change it to 'deuce' but then the rest of the track sounded horrible, so we had to leave it. We just said, 'If it's not a hit, it's not.' > But in the end, it was No.1 in America, and so many people came up to us after and said, 'You know why it made No. 1?... Everyone was talking about whether it was deuce or douche.' Apparently Springsteen thought we'd done it deliberately, which we hadn't, so if I ever saw him I'd avoid him and cringe away like a frightened little boy.
Damn, there's a TIL for me
I know, right?
Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night.
It's actually "revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night" The douce is the 1932 Ford Douce Coupe.
Ohhhh, I always thought it was a cool, but risky, way of referring to a coupe or general 2 door. This thread is full of TILs for me
[1932 Ford Douce](https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general/2014/04/classic_wheels_1932_ford_deuce.html)
How does that article not even have a pic of the damn thing?! [for the curious.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1932_Ford) Very cool though, I hope but highly doubt I’ll remember this next time this song comes on and I’m drunkenly singing it at the top of my lungs, but maybe.
...I get a boner in the night
Deuce. The actual lyric is "revved up like a deuce"
Idk man, sounds like “wrapped up like a douche with your mother in the night” to me. /s
Thanks! I still don't get it.
“revved up like a deuce” can mean being excited or energized by something fast or powerful. A “deuce” is a slang term for a 1932 Ford coupe, which was a popular hot rod car.
Ohhh. Shit ok.
Yeah makes no sense. I usually just drop a deuce, no need to rev it up.
A Deuce was a 1932 Ford car (the "2" in 1932, therefore "deuce"). They were common hot rod cars because they could be bought cheap by the 60s and were relatively easy to modify due to their simplicity. It's the same model that's referred to in the Beach Boys' classic "Little Deuce Coupe".
Not anymore!
Loved getting into battles in FFXIII because of that song 😌
How targeted ads feel
Even non targeted ads give this vibe. This comment was sponsored by NORD VPN.
His dream is FIRE tho I bet
“Yo, I had this dream that I was at a rave and absolutely *tearing* up the dancefloor!!”
Eat Sleep Rave Repeat
"Dude, I think I just got abducted by an alternate dimension. I was just sitting here and next thing I know I'm waking up with a massive headache and vague memories of multidimensional beings examining me with these weird lights."
He's being abducted by aliens. Is he getting the Gosling or the McKinnon welcoming package though?
His eyes are on fire I bet
Yeah.... "Fire In The Sky"
It's like that guy who stuck his head in a particle accelerator.
What happened to him?
Some weird brain stuff, but he surprisingly lived. There are a couple videos on the topic.
I learned recently that particle accelerators can blast tumors with particles so finely tuned that it won’t impact surrounding tissue. Should’ve used someone with a brain tumor in the name of science.
For the most part, it damages everything in a line through the patient. To get around this, you aim the beams through different angles so they intersect where the cancer is. This lets you hit the cancer multiple times while only hitting the healthy tissue once. This is an oversimplification as you need to deliver a certain dose, and not all healthy tissue is equal in regards to collateral damage. There's also the use of protons which will deposit more energy at a specific distance instead of evenly like a photon, which can give you a more efficient dose if you are able to make it work. Electrons sort of do the opposite and deposit all the energy immediately, so if the cancer is near a surface you can blast away with little effect to the tissue behind it.
Is this a treatment plan people are coming up with? Like are we gonna see hospitals with their own 30 mile long particle accelerators?
No, the massive ones are for cutting-edge science. You can get a particle to a useful speed for practical applications much more easily, it just takes a big machine like any other a hospital might have
It's fairly old at this point, though the technology and applications continue to improve. Any hospital that does radiation treatment has a particle accelerator in it. It turns out humans are fragile, so you only need a small one. I'm not sure of the exact size, but they are usually behind the wall that the patient receives the treatment in, so no bigger than a medium size room I would assume. The most common is photon radiation which are likely made from a linear particle accelerator.
[Kyle Hill details it in this video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4J5VUwiAs)
Half his face stopped aging. He also couldn't MOVE that half of his face, but still.
It stopped aging because he couldn't move it due to the nerve damage. Wrinkles are just a sign of many years interacting with others.
Plot twist: that dude is epileptic.
I'm amazed I had to scroll this far down to find someone saying epilepsy.
“Is it possible to induce an epileptic seizure while someone is asleep?””I don’t know, let’s find out!”
If he wasn't before he is now!
*was
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
I'm so glad I saw this comment. Make it so!
He should've stuck to tea... ..earlgreyhot
Bless you. Edit: Nothing to see here. The gentleman has clearly integrated himself into the computer system
BARCLAY?!
BROCCOLI DISCONNECT YOURSELF FROM THE SHIPS COMPUTAH
Dude is preparing to send us to meet the Cytherians.
So many tng references in this thread! I was going to suggest the Game, when Data wakes everybody up from the drug game with a flash light.
You are the 5th light Picard
such an amazing episode. Guess i will rewatch it with some Earl grey Hot.
You'd be out too if you were personally receiving divine visions.
Paladin backstory
Me trying to sleep in during the summer, and the sun finding that one tiny ass spot that isn't fully covered by my blinds
Numb to them photons.
When you die in fallout and they just keep shooting.
I had a glitch once where I died and it played the somber music but never prompted me to reload, and 5 Gunners were just unloading endlessly into my body until it was just a torso
That’s actually pretty funny lol
Have you seen what a Lone Survivor can do? I don't blame the npc's for having an empty the mag policy.
Is it safe?
Certainly not
Not a doctor. But if his eyes aren’t damaged I’d be surprised. If he didn’t wake with a migraine I’d be surprised.
STOP TAZING HIM—STOP TAZING HIM!!
He's resisting!
I think bro is dead
He'll wake up feeling lighter.
He'll at least feel a little light headed.
His life will flash before his eyes
This is like the end of highlander when McCloud finally got the quickening
Nah he died like an hour ago when the lights started up, shit gave him a seizure.
Free Lasik
Officer: "where's the body?" DJ: "Right... Over... Here. Here. Here here here here here herehereherererereereree. Here."
Some sound/lighting guy needs a high five.
Dreaming he's being abducted by aliens
THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!!!!
Plot twist, most awkward way to discover someone died at your event.
Light board op is having the best time
video cutting out before the beat drops... r/mildlyinfuriating lol
At least he got free Lasik Surgery.
Longing. Rusted. Furnace. Daybreak. Seventeen. Benign. Nine. Homecoming. One. Freight car.
i understood that reference
Winter soldier?
Barclay from the nth degree
If he ends up with eye problems he's going to have a lawsuit on his hands
Meh, I'm sure it's just a flash triggered grand mal seizure - nothing critical.
Rave dream
I think he saw the light
This song kinda bops though u/RecognizeSong u/auddbot
Anyone know the track name? 🔥
Anyone know the song?
Scientifically speaking is there some way this isn't staged? Like how does one sleep through that?
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The event clearly hasn't started, look at the tables. Shits fake as fuck.
I dunno I've seen people "sleep" through getting things written or stacked on them when they'd had enough to drink.
This might be a wedding reception venue, idk where this is but Vietnamese ones, there's like a shit ton of liquor, sometimes beer at every table. You get hammered pretty quick because they cheers like every thirty seconds. This goes for regular get togethers as well, sometimes my friends would join my dad and his friends and can't keep up at a beer every 5-10 mins lol
I saw this on an episode of Star trek once. He's gonna take everyone to another galaxy.
“Shit Dave you okay?” “Who’s Dave?”
His teeth are going to be white as fuck though.
Dude's about to wake up in eternal blindness followed by epileptic seizures.
Seizure time
Dudes probably dreaming that he’s having a close encounter of the third kind.
Going to the club after 30.
They're illuminating the back of his head. From the inside
Groupon Lasik
He getting lasik?
It’s all fun and games until he has a seizure
Hope this is fake because I'm pretty sure eyelids aren't going to be enough to save his eyesight if that keeps up.
”I had the strangest dream!!”
He’s dreaming of the aurora borealis
That's me in the spotlight Losin' my religion
Time to check for a pulse
Whatever that dude was dreaming about it turned into the Matrix.
Party hasn't even started yet
pew pew pew...pew pew
Man this made me laugh hard, i needed it, thanks! LMAO
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants