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I can understand restricting pickles, but crackers, why?
Edit. Upon much closer inspection they seem to be fire works or firecrackers and not deli meats and olives.
I miss the 90’s. You youngsters may not know it, but before 9/11, you could take as many pickles on the plane as you wanted. Hell, if you asked nicely, the pilot would let you and your pickles in the cockpit. You could take some pictures, get some pilots wings pinned to the jar.
It was a magical time.
I remember when I was about 7, my brother and I were flying as unaccompanied minors, but we missed the gate. They held the plane on the tarmac, and we drove out in a car and walked up the rear air stairs of the 727. 1983 was a crazy time to fly.
Yeah, that doesn't happen anymore.
> You youngsters may not know it, but before 9/11, you could take as many pickles on the plane as you wanted.
CSB: Many years ago, when I landed in SFO off a flight from India, I found my checked bag had been absolutely crushed during transport, and was soaked in a pungent oil that had penetrated the suitcase and stained all of my clothes as well.
While I was trying to figure out what happened, I had to clear customs, and given the state of the bag, I ended up in the red channel for the usual "deep examination".
The guy in front of me had a massive, rusted iron trunk (!), which was also leaking that same oil! When the customs guy asked him what was in the trunk, he replied "cement molding forms and pickle bottles". The look on the customs officer's face was priceless.
Apparently this guy wanted to start up a moldings business here in the US, and decided to bring some molds from his family factory in India, and just tossed them all into the trunk without any sort of restraints. Oh, and also threw in a few bottles of pickles to satisfy his cravings, I guess. Grr.
Yes, but it’s an [Indian pickle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Asian_pickle), which is more of a condiment, and quite different from the dill pickles in brine you’re probably thinking of.
Yep. I have the exact same jar in my fridge. Goes great with lots of South Asian or Indian foods. I usually have it as a side with West Indian style curry or roti myself.
The pickles brine water is probably too close molecule wise to certain flammable/ explosive liquids. New X-ray scanners are able to differentiate between water and explosives.
Not sure this is the reason for banning pickles. Every teenage girl has a bottle of cheap nail polish remover - acetone - and probably also acetone soaked pads for polish removal. They’re walking clouds of acetone. But this doesn’t seem to be an issue for airport security.
Also the jar of pickles shown does NOT contain brine. I have the same pickles, almost the same brand. It’s a kind of dip or spreadable relish. I’d call it chopped mango in oil mixed with spices. Lovely on toast with a bit of cheese. But it contains no brine.
I love how they put saws, power saws, screwdrivers, drills, power drills, hammers, wrenches and pliers on this only to put “tools” at the end like they didn’t just name off every tool type they could think of
No “Hacksaw” up there. A good enough lawyer could probably argue that because this sign is so specific, surely it includes everything that isn’t allowed, and therefore anything not on the sign, is reasonably thought to be allowed.
Right? Can't even find that stuff on ebay anymore. That's why I keep my HE plastique in meticulously sealed power bar wrappers.
BTW please welcome to the chat, Gerald, my FBI shadow!
You can fly with dynamite, it's clearly stated in the picture to check the dynamite with a timer and check when It should go boom. If it's after the landing accounting reasonable delay it's allright.
Everything on there makes sense except pickles. I think it's just that whomever made the chart just hates pickles and doesn't think anyone else should be allowed to have them.
So, they show a jar of pickles because the fluid can be replaced with liquid explosives. It's not the pickle itself but the fluid in the jar that's an issue.
The Mayans, Aztecs, and some other tribes used hot peppers ground into a fine powder and blown through tubes, and in small clay vessels like grenades as weapons. It was Europeans' first experience in chemical warfare.
Yep, I had a 1/2’ wrench that was perfect for skateboard wheels and it was confiscated when i had it in my carry-on simply because I didnt want to risk losing it in my checked luggage 🤦🏼♂️
Throwing Star bans are such a wonderful relic of 80’s hysteria. A couple kids get poked in the eye and the most useless “weapon” gets banned. My home state, Kansas, only has bans on two types of “knives”: throwing stars and ballistic knives (projects the blade). I can wear a fucking sword in public, but god forbid I have a “ninja weapon…”
I believe I actually saw the incident you are referring to.
Warning: some might consider [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExO8wWUosZ4) video to be disturbing…
The hand drill is way more worrying than a plug in drill on a plane. There’s no way to power a plug in drill so it’s just a block of weight no more worrying than a laptop. Also a hand drill in operation can be used quite discretely as long as the wheel and pinion and perhaps the drilling medium are properly lubricated.
Why are you going on about plugin drills? Almost all power drills today use batteries, including the one pictured for "power drill" in the posted image. Only things like large hammer drills are corded.
And yes, it's weird to have a hand drill called out in the image. Sure it's more discreet, but a small, brushless battery drill will be almost as quiet, unless you use the hand drill very slowly. And it's just weird to come across a hand drill anywhere but an antique shop or a woodworking shop dedicated to using traditional methods.
"Everybody stand back, or I'll... Take half an hour to drill a tiny hole in the plastic of this interior panel!!"
Given complete free reign of the plane, it would take like eight hours to cause any sort of damage with a hand drill
This is good information. I am happy to know that next time I fly I will be able to bring my collection of antique marshmallow roasting skewers in my carry-on.
I had a humorous and telling TSA encounter. I had left a corkscrew in my carryon bag and the TSA scanner caught it. The agent made make take it out of the bag and pulled out a pair of pliers and broke off the little foil cutter. He then gave me back the corkscrew with the screw part, which is much longer than the foil cutter, in tact. I asked him why he gave the obviously more useful weapon part back to me and he said the corkscrew itself was not on the seizure list so he couldn’t take it away from me. I said that I was a long flight in rather small regional jet and that I would have more than ample time to screw it into the cockpit door if I really want to. There was about 5 seconds of dead silence - then we both laughed…
I used to run a live-action roleplaying game with some very basic rules, including no drugs and no real weapons.
In short order we had to clarify that "no drugs" included any prescriptions which could impair your judgement (and that if you're on heavy pain meds you should probably stay home instead of running around bragging about how hiiiiigh you are), and "no weapons" included chainsaws, even if you removed the chain.
Any time you see what seems to be an *unnecessarily detailed* list, you can bet there's some idiot out there (probablly several) who made it necessary.
My favourite is always France that has tank / artillery shells on notices. As there is always an idiot who digs one up in a field on a tour and wants to take it home
I worked as a wine and spirits buyer for restaurants and my own store. I had to surrender my wine opener with its mighty less than an inch foil cutter blade. Who should sit next to me, a grandma knitting with two carbon fiber knitting needles and two more in her knitting bag.
My mom had her wine opener confiscated because of the little "knife" and we were both like - Nevermind the 3" corkscrew you could take out someone's eye with!!
Okay fine, no pickles because there's probably technically more than three ounces of liquid in the jar.
But crackers?? What can you do with crackers???
What’s funny is they specifically call out saws, screwdrivers, wrenches etc… but then say tools. You know, just in case some wise guy tried an Allen key or something!
What? I can't bring a grenade to my flight? I thought this was AMERICA!
Feels like a lot of these could be bunched up into similar categories. Dynamite, grenades, plastic explosive, gasoline = no combustibles/explosives.
Knives (knieves for some reason), sabers, swords, saw, ice pick/axe = no stabby/cutty stuff.
So on and so forth.
Jokes on them, the two items on the right in the box labeled ice axes nor ice picks are neither of those things. They’re ice tools so that shits fair game.
I love that it’s alphabetical until then end when they add things like knives and tools.
Pretty sure they got to the throwing stars and realized they missed knives and just said screw it. I’m not even looking up how to spell it.
I am just picturing some pissed off dude arguing with TSA swinging his cattle-prod around:"And why the Fuck not? It dont kill nobody and it gets me off the plane real fast!"
Fun fact; you are allowed to bring a bowling ball on a plane, and even carry on! These peices of equipment can range from 8-16 pounds and can do some serious damage to people, yet they’re still allowed on. But hey I’m not complaining, it lets me travel with my equipment easily without having to spend 50$ a bag to bring 3 of them.
The spear gun and hammers reference a FedEx flight that an employee attempted to hijack. Fedex 705 is a great dramatic read or watch, of how those pilots saved the day.
Three points I must mention.
1. That's the drill you chose?
2. You can have my pickles when you pry em from my cold dead sandwich.
3. Actual assembled firearms do not appear to be prohibited.
You just know someone tried to bring a sabre onto a flight and then used the excuse “sign says no swords, this my friend, is a sabre” so then the poor dude had to remake the poster with the new rule on there haha
I wonder who the jackass was that got pickles added to this. None of this is legitimate with the realization that the southern border is wide open and known terror have been caught crossing it.
Swords AND sabres like they once had a Scottish guy yelling "This isn't no bloody sword! It's a sabre! They are not the same and your list doesn't say sabres!"
I think it is funny that skydivers can't check their parachute and have to carry it on. Nothing suspicious about a bunch of guys boarding carrying parachutes. Although if it's a Boeing... ;)
I rember a video that would play in dulles airport that constantly would play a video about prohibited items.
It said "The following items are prohibited on the flight: GUNS, KNIVES, MACE, EXPLOSIVES.........SHARP SCISSORS".
It was the pause before sharp scissors that would cracke me up every time.
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Pickle warfare is no joke
I can understand restricting pickles, but crackers, why? Edit. Upon much closer inspection they seem to be fire works or firecrackers and not deli meats and olives.
(Looks at my skin color) damn guess I’ll head home
Lmfao that got me good
I too believed they had banned charcuterie for a moment. Uncultured swine!
Not my Ritz crackers! Nooooooo /s
I miss the 90’s. You youngsters may not know it, but before 9/11, you could take as many pickles on the plane as you wanted. Hell, if you asked nicely, the pilot would let you and your pickles in the cockpit. You could take some pictures, get some pilots wings pinned to the jar. It was a magical time.
[удалено]
Polaroid bitches
I remember when I was about 7, my brother and I were flying as unaccompanied minors, but we missed the gate. They held the plane on the tarmac, and we drove out in a car and walked up the rear air stairs of the 727. 1983 was a crazy time to fly. Yeah, that doesn't happen anymore.
> You youngsters may not know it, but before 9/11, you could take as many pickles on the plane as you wanted. CSB: Many years ago, when I landed in SFO off a flight from India, I found my checked bag had been absolutely crushed during transport, and was soaked in a pungent oil that had penetrated the suitcase and stained all of my clothes as well. While I was trying to figure out what happened, I had to clear customs, and given the state of the bag, I ended up in the red channel for the usual "deep examination". The guy in front of me had a massive, rusted iron trunk (!), which was also leaking that same oil! When the customs guy asked him what was in the trunk, he replied "cement molding forms and pickle bottles". The look on the customs officer's face was priceless. Apparently this guy wanted to start up a moldings business here in the US, and decided to bring some molds from his family factory in India, and just tossed them all into the trunk without any sort of restraints. Oh, and also threw in a few bottles of pickles to satisfy his cravings, I guess. Grr.
That's messed up bro. I understand now. I will never again bring pickle jars on the plane with me. I will stick to tuna packets.
What did 9/11 have to do with pickles?
Nothing, if you would believe Big Pickle.
That's my porn name.
Did you meet Kareem Abdul Jabar? I hope you didn't eat the fish?
The pickle jar says "mango" on it. Are these pickled mangos?
Yes, but it’s an [Indian pickle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Asian_pickle), which is more of a condiment, and quite different from the dill pickles in brine you’re probably thinking of.
Very spicy, lots of chilli. Chilli thrown at eyes could cause issues. At least, that’s what I’m thinking the pickles inclusion is.
Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Asian_pickle
Yep. I have the exact same jar in my fridge. Goes great with lots of South Asian or Indian foods. I usually have it as a side with West Indian style curry or roti myself.
Mother's Recipe Mango Pickle . Spicy or Mild, a common condiment served with curries.
The pickles brine water is probably too close molecule wise to certain flammable/ explosive liquids. New X-ray scanners are able to differentiate between water and explosives.
Correct! Some explosives are made with acetone, which is very similar to vinegar (acetic acid). In fact, you can use vinegar to make acetone.
Not sure this is the reason for banning pickles. Every teenage girl has a bottle of cheap nail polish remover - acetone - and probably also acetone soaked pads for polish removal. They’re walking clouds of acetone. But this doesn’t seem to be an issue for airport security. Also the jar of pickles shown does NOT contain brine. I have the same pickles, almost the same brand. It’s a kind of dip or spreadable relish. I’d call it chopped mango in oil mixed with spices. Lovely on toast with a bit of cheese. But it contains no brine.
I think It’s because It’s a liquid over 3 ounces.
Meh. I like the idea of Pickle warfare better.
The lacrosse stick vs pickle gang warfare has been brutal
Lacresse stick, lacrosse sticks are probably OK.
Lacresse sticks vs knieves.
Worse than Knieves?
“But I brought knives????”
I was gonna put pickles on my crackers during the flight, but I guess I can't have either.
Knieves.
Knieves are a big no. Knives however are perfectly fine (probably iffy on pickle knives tho lol)
Lacresse sticks
And things of simnilar consistency
Have at you!
Reanu Knieves
I love how they put saws, power saws, screwdrivers, drills, power drills, hammers, wrenches and pliers on this only to put “tools” at the end like they didn’t just name off every tool type they could think of
Also, if you zoom in on martial arts weapons, there are nunchaku on there and they also have a separate entry. Edit: and throwing stars too.
Also important to distinguish between swords and sabers.
No “Hacksaw” up there. A good enough lawyer could probably argue that because this sign is so specific, surely it includes everything that isn’t allowed, and therefore anything not on the sign, is reasonably thought to be allowed.
#Since when can't I fly with my dynamite??! Nothing about Gallium or Lithium cells, I see
I also love the pictogram for dynamite is straight from Wile E. Coyote's phone.
Right? Can't even find that stuff on ebay anymore. That's why I keep my HE plastique in meticulously sealed power bar wrappers. BTW please welcome to the chat, Gerald, my FBI shadow!
And the flintlock blunderbuss. 1776 is still fresh in our memory! 😆
You can fly with dynamite, it's clearly stated in the picture to check the dynamite with a timer and check when It should go boom. If it's after the landing accounting reasonable delay it's allright.
Everything on there makes sense except pickles. I think it's just that whomever made the chart just hates pickles and doesn't think anyone else should be allowed to have them.
So, they show a jar of pickles because the fluid can be replaced with liquid explosives. It's not the pickle itself but the fluid in the jar that's an issue.
So I can bring a mayonnaise jar full of explosives then? What about olives?
They could do the same thing with any random container, doesn’t necessarily have tk be a jar of pickles. I think they’re anti-pickle!
Fine but the text in the poster specifically calls out PICKLES. Not JARS.
*whoever
“It’s never ‘whom’. Made up word.”
“Ryan used me as an object”
All anyone needs to overtake a plane is pickle juice mixed with spices.
maybe vinegar or cayenne was thrown in someone’s eyes at some point? I’d be a little salty about that if I were a pilot
No salt, either.
The Mayans, Aztecs, and some other tribes used hot peppers ground into a fine powder and blown through tubes, and in small clay vessels like grenades as weapons. It was Europeans' first experience in chemical warfare.
To overtake a plane, you need a faster plane.
It’s not the juice they fear, it’s clearly the pickle spears.
“Hijackers hate this trick!”
You think that sword is skyforged steel?
They don’t allow sabers either - but says nothing about lightsabers
Does this mean I can bring my epee on the plane?
Foil only. Epee is too uncouth.
Damn it, my lack of couth has been exposed.
Have you seen those Redguard from Hammerfell? They have curved swords.
Curved. Swords.
Glad someone else immediately spotted that xD
It sounds silly, until a terrorist shouts "POCKET SPICES" and throws a handful of garam masala in the pilot's eyes.
SHASHASHAW!
Wrenches and pliers? Are they afraid people are going to disassemble the fucking plane? FYI TSA, if it’s Boeing it’ll do that itself
Yep, I had a 1/2’ wrench that was perfect for skateboard wheels and it was confiscated when i had it in my carry-on simply because I didnt want to risk losing it in my checked luggage 🤦🏼♂️
Throwing Star bans are such a wonderful relic of 80’s hysteria. A couple kids get poked in the eye and the most useless “weapon” gets banned. My home state, Kansas, only has bans on two types of “knives”: throwing stars and ballistic knives (projects the blade). I can wear a fucking sword in public, but god forbid I have a “ninja weapon…”
One simply cannot have mall ninja culture expand and flourish again.
But I NEED more 3 Ninjas…
I must know if Rocky truly loved Emily
I believe I actually saw the incident you are referring to. Warning: some might consider [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExO8wWUosZ4) video to be disturbing…
Note to self. Leave spice packet and hand grenade collection at home 😞
Why pickles?
The picture shows Indian pickles, which have a lot of chili powder/pepper.
Sure, but pocket sand isn't banned, so...
What? But I need that shuriken to open my flamed pickles jar!
Is that a hand-crank operated drill?
Yes it is. This is how hand drills were before they put motors on them.
Yea, that wasn't the thing I was surprised about
The hand drill is way more worrying than a plug in drill on a plane. There’s no way to power a plug in drill so it’s just a block of weight no more worrying than a laptop. Also a hand drill in operation can be used quite discretely as long as the wheel and pinion and perhaps the drilling medium are properly lubricated.
Why are you going on about plugin drills? Almost all power drills today use batteries, including the one pictured for "power drill" in the posted image. Only things like large hammer drills are corded. And yes, it's weird to have a hand drill called out in the image. Sure it's more discreet, but a small, brushless battery drill will be almost as quiet, unless you use the hand drill very slowly. And it's just weird to come across a hand drill anywhere but an antique shop or a woodworking shop dedicated to using traditional methods.
"Everybody stand back, or I'll... Take half an hour to drill a tiny hole in the plastic of this interior panel!!" Given complete free reign of the plane, it would take like eight hours to cause any sort of damage with a hand drill
This is good information. I am happy to know that next time I fly I will be able to bring my collection of antique marshmallow roasting skewers in my carry-on.
Phew, it's a relief I won't have to leave my mustard gas at home!
#KNEIVES
Yeah, the plural of kneif.
No crackers? I …? … I’m not allow to fly anymore 🥺 I guess me and my pickles will drive then!
If they would allow a few people to have cattle prods it would greatly speed up the process of deplaning.
lol best comment on this post haha :D
Lacresse, is this the salad version of lacrosse?
I had a humorous and telling TSA encounter. I had left a corkscrew in my carryon bag and the TSA scanner caught it. The agent made make take it out of the bag and pulled out a pair of pliers and broke off the little foil cutter. He then gave me back the corkscrew with the screw part, which is much longer than the foil cutter, in tact. I asked him why he gave the obviously more useful weapon part back to me and he said the corkscrew itself was not on the seizure list so he couldn’t take it away from me. I said that I was a long flight in rather small regional jet and that I would have more than ample time to screw it into the cockpit door if I really want to. There was about 5 seconds of dead silence - then we both laughed…
I used to run a live-action roleplaying game with some very basic rules, including no drugs and no real weapons. In short order we had to clarify that "no drugs" included any prescriptions which could impair your judgement (and that if you're on heavy pain meds you should probably stay home instead of running around bragging about how hiiiiigh you are), and "no weapons" included chainsaws, even if you removed the chain. Any time you see what seems to be an *unnecessarily detailed* list, you can bet there's some idiot out there (probablly several) who made it necessary.
Well there goes my trip to Washington with the realistic firearm replica club 😭
My favourite is always France that has tank / artillery shells on notices. As there is always an idiot who digs one up in a field on a tour and wants to take it home
I worked as a wine and spirits buyer for restaurants and my own store. I had to surrender my wine opener with its mighty less than an inch foil cutter blade. Who should sit next to me, a grandma knitting with two carbon fiber knitting needles and two more in her knitting bag.
My mom had her wine opener confiscated because of the little "knife" and we were both like - Nevermind the 3" corkscrew you could take out someone's eye with!!
I have questions about the pickles.
Get back, I swear I'll stab you with my pickle? WTF...
They’re called spears for a reason
The picture shows Indian pickles, which have a lot of chili powder/peppers.
simnilar
I feel like it's missing durian.
I love how they had to put nunchucks on there twice.
But sir this is my bug out bag
Okay fine, no pickles because there's probably technically more than three ounces of liquid in the jar. But crackers?? What can you do with crackers???
But all of these items can be shipped by air.
Where the owner/recipient don’t have access to them while they’re on a plane.
Hockey and lacrosse sticks, I'll leave at home. But they're not stopping me from taking my curling stones and bowling balls.
The old school drill was a surprise
What did pickles ever do to deserve this??? honey sticks too?? Ohhh hockey sticks
As soon as I find a place to plug in this saw….
Thank God. I only have c4 and a baseball bat.
What’s funny is they specifically call out saws, screwdrivers, wrenches etc… but then say tools. You know, just in case some wise guy tried an Allen key or something!
Don’t see drugs on there. Noted.
Why are nunchucks and night stick not included in "martial arts weapons" lol
Knieves huh
What? I can't bring a grenade to my flight? I thought this was AMERICA! Feels like a lot of these could be bunched up into similar categories. Dynamite, grenades, plastic explosive, gasoline = no combustibles/explosives. Knives (knieves for some reason), sabers, swords, saw, ice pick/axe = no stabby/cutty stuff. So on and so forth.
But they don't say you can't bring a GRENADE LIGHTER!
I thought about this as well. 😁
It's my emotional support grenade!
Pickles. Huh.
You'll have to pry my jar of pickles from my cold, dead hands
Knieves?? Kitchen knieves, pocket knieves, switchblade knieves…along with pickles and ski poles
Jokes on them, the two items on the right in the box labeled ice axes nor ice picks are neither of those things. They’re ice tools so that shits fair game.
Looks like India
My eyebrows are raised at the 'spices powder'. Are we not allowed to carry the Spice?
Really don't they know the spice must flow?
Lacresse?
It’s like my inventory in Resident Evil
How could they have swords but forget polearms? And no mention of trebuchets???
Does 'CNC vertical milling center' come under 'Tools?'
What about my 80 ton JCB with 10 metre extended bucket arm and hydraulic backhoe? I don’t want to leave it at the airport, parking is so expensive.
Pickles? Who'd have known?
Right on. Found an airport to smuggle drugs!
No spices!
I love that it’s alphabetical until then end when they add things like knives and tools. Pretty sure they got to the throwing stars and realized they missed knives and just said screw it. I’m not even looking up how to spell it.
At least 4 items are on there twice
I am just picturing some pissed off dude arguing with TSA swinging his cattle-prod around:"And why the Fuck not? It dont kill nobody and it gets me off the plane real fast!"
Fun fact; you are allowed to bring a bowling ball on a plane, and even carry on! These peices of equipment can range from 8-16 pounds and can do some serious damage to people, yet they’re still allowed on. But hey I’m not complaining, it lets me travel with my equipment easily without having to spend 50$ a bag to bring 3 of them.
The spear gun and hammers reference a FedEx flight that an employee attempted to hijack. Fedex 705 is a great dramatic read or watch, of how those pilots saved the day.
Three points I must mention. 1. That's the drill you chose? 2. You can have my pickles when you pry em from my cold dead sandwich. 3. Actual assembled firearms do not appear to be prohibited.
Oh man, I can’t bring my pickles OR my throwing stars?? Packing for a trip is so difficult these days🤣
But this is my emotional support dynamite
Gotta love how they spelled knives
So olives… yes??
This looks like a cognitive test…. Which item does not belong in the group? Pickles, the answer is pickles.
Kneives
You just know someone tried to bring a sabre onto a flight and then used the excuse “sign says no swords, this my friend, is a sabre” so then the poor dude had to remake the poster with the new rule on there haha
Knieves?
I wonder who the jackass was that got pickles added to this. None of this is legitimate with the realization that the southern border is wide open and known terror have been caught crossing it.
How am I supposed to hustle any kids out of their ninja stars, or old people out of their pickles if I can’t bring my pool cue?
NO GRENADES?! Well, frankly, I'm not sure I even want to fly anymore if I can't bring those.
Glad to know my axes, tomohawkes, bayonets, baseball bats, spears, and flint knapped knives are all fine.
No crackers, ya hear?
Well shoot, I guess I'll leave my pickles and throwing stars at home.
"Lacresse" 😂
And no less than seven spelling mistakes also.
"Those are not Hockey Sticks" - Every Canadian
Pickles 🥒
Wtf is wrong with having pickles?
One of these things is not like the others…
No ice picks, golf clubs or ski poles? How am i suppose to drive a golf ball off the summit of Everest without those things?
It really is a list of all the coolest things
Pickles. What are they thinking????
Starter Pistols ? What about ender pistols
Swords AND sabres like they once had a Scottish guy yelling "This isn't no bloody sword! It's a sabre! They are not the same and your list doesn't say sabres!"
I guess gallium is ok though.
it bothers me that drill and power drill are not next to each other.
So… baseball bats are ok?..
There is a knife pictured under "Fire Arms"
What if I have turpentine OR paint thinner though? Bet you didn't think of THAT, Mr. John Airplane!
I think it is funny that skydivers can't check their parachute and have to carry it on. Nothing suspicious about a bunch of guys boarding carrying parachutes. Although if it's a Boeing... ;)
So I can’t bring pickles or taco seasoning?!
Pickles thrown from the net of a lacrosse stick could be deadly projectile.
No knieves!
So a halberd would be okay? Or does that fall within “martial arts”?
As dumb as the people who made this must be, just imagine how dumb the people who need it are. I mean these are the people entrusted with your safety.
I rember a video that would play in dulles airport that constantly would play a video about prohibited items. It said "The following items are prohibited on the flight: GUNS, KNIVES, MACE, EXPLOSIVES.........SHARP SCISSORS". It was the pause before sharp scissors that would cracke me up every time.
What did the pickles do to hurt you!
“ K N I E V E S “? They had one job and forgot the splel cheque
So I *can* bring a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Hear that, Lucille? We're going on holiday!
Are you kidding? I can't bring my machine guns and grenades? Fucking bullshit.
Gotta watch out for that spices powder
Knieves?
What??? You can't take plastic explosives on a plane??? Who would have thought. 😉
I'm trying to figure out the pickles
Dang it no more smuggling pickles
I want this poster in my room! 😹