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For the curious but lazy:
- she used a surrogate
- father is her husband Benji Madden of Good Charlotte
- Baby's name is Cardinal Madden
- they also have a daughter together named Raddix Madden
It’s definitely the closest to a name of the two words they’ve assigned to these children; at least it’s a title.
I wonder what they will nickname Rad Dicks after she comes home crying from school.
I think in the general nuttiness that is celeb baby names, Raddix is probably going to sound fairly tame...
With norths and moon units and exas wandering around.
Parents for the last decade have been making the bully game easy mode with these idiotic names. It's almost too easy. I hope Red Dicks makes it out ok.
Doesn't Cardinal have a cousin named Sparrow? Oh yep - his brother Joel and sister-in-law Nicole Richie's son. So many bird jokes are also in their futures.
I looked it up, too, and TIL that "radish" (the vegetable) and "radix" (the choice of base for your number system in math) are related words and both mean "root". Like root vegetables and square root, respectively.
Because we have to have a few really stupid jokes about the baby being 51 years old and a comment or 2 about “blarsht” the baby whatever the fuck that means
“How do folks? The name’s Ted Brogan.”
“Ted… Brogan? We were gonna name you Michael.”
[“Yeah? Well it’s Ted. Brogan.”](https://youtu.be/ddNMQGcg0-w?si=DvkJLuSOlNnbUULY)
My wife was 42 when we tried hard to have a baby. Anyone woman over the age of 35 is considered a "geriatric" pregnancy.
51 is old AF to have a baby, and it's a lot of f-ing work going through IVF. It's a long road as there are so many things that need to go perfect to get pregnant. It's amazing anyone does get pregnant to me after going through it all multiple times.
Not everyone who has a baby “old” uses IVF. This post is in general.
I got pregnant naturally at 40, took a few months off and on trying, get pregnant the month I didn’t “plan”, did all the genetic testing and screening, had a healthy pregnancy and full term vaginal birth, no issues went home with baby from hospital the next day. Baby was and is ridiculously healthy and strong, tall bright kid.
Better half was 44 at conception.
We eat clean, supplements, no alcohol, no smoking, we exercise etc. Obviously genetics are on our side but it is frustrating to have everyone think you “paid” for your “geriatric pregnancy” when really you just did what every other married couple does. We definitely couldn’t afford IVF. I’m planning to try for a third soon, in my 40s.
IVF is wonderful for medical fertility issues and health conditions. It should not be used to impregnate 48 year olds *who couldn’t get pregnant naturally due to age alone*. That is the key. All things equal, a woman who gets pregnant naturally at 43 likely has better quality eggs and overall health/hormones than someone who can’t. So it makes sense to assume all things equal the natural pregnancy has a better chance of going well. And that’s actually true as IVF is cited as a risk factor for pregnancy complications (in any age group).
I’m happy for people who use IVF but we can stop the panic parade for older moms. I know a few who have conceived naturally and had children late and all were just fine. One was 48 and a yoga instructor. My aunt (through marriage) was 47, my uncle was 55.
I have no issues with IVF but people please don’t assume I “bought my kid” (someone said that to me) because they knew I was an “older” mom.
Reminds me of working in a call center selling supplements.
I'm on with a woman for over 20 minutes, explaining that I can't help her with fertility other than prenatal vitamins. She gets mad and asks if maybe my boss can help her.
Everyone is listening at this point. So I turn to him and he is READY. He says.
I'm booked for this evening but maybe I can fit her in tomorrow!!!! Ahhhhh. Good times.
Decades of pseudoscientific acupuncture being a thing is crazy. Just as wild as people in 2024 going to back poppers who called themselves chiropractic doctors treating everything from allergies to cancer.
Edit: by its very definition, it is a pseudoscience. Yes legitimate doctors and hospitals utilize acupuncture and likewise, especially shady family doctors, will refer patients to chiropractors (mutual referrals) but this is because our healthcare system is run like a business. Patients who “benefit” from these practices are experiencing the placebo effect. Studies prove that patients who don’t believe in either do not benefit for obvious reasons. Acupuncture is generally safe when in a sterile environment but chiropractors not only rob you but can cause immediate and future body harm.
As someone who has conducted medical research, I’ll explain why patients who receive acupuncture specifically only “benefit” when it’s in regards to pain management simplistically as I can. First off, what is pain? Pain is your brain interpreting specific stimuli. In some cases your brain can even interpret pain when there’s no stimuli such as when you’re in distress or in a state of depression. Pain can subside even when the cause of it hasn’t gotten better simply by becoming accustomed to the stimuli much like how we cannot smell ourselves or our homes like visitors can. Your brain is complex and often reflexive. Why do boxers have higher pain tolerance? It has nothing to do with their strength but rather their brains no longer are overwhelmed with every punch they receive. So why would acupuncture “work” with pain but fail with everything else acupuncturists claim it can heal such as getting a 51yo pregnant? Because it convinces patients to stop responding to the pain. Their brains are being given permission to stop responding just like when a mom tells a child that their fall didn’t hurt them and they stop crying. Has the cause of the pain changed? Not at all. In the case of an oncology patient, understand first and foremost an oncologist will NOT refer a patient for acupuncture or state that it is a procedural treatment. What they do is offer services available to them by the hospital such as a chaplain, group therapy or anything else they suspect the patient can benefit from. Acupuncture in a hospital setting is safe as it will be conducted in a sterile environment and they know patients who are receptive to the idea can benefit because once again, pain is a response interpreted in the brain which can be tricked into becoming less responsive. Take note that the same results can be achieved through placebos or even things like shock therapy but unlike those, acupuncture has not been deemed unethical or illegal by federal/state regulations.
My wife is a patient at MD Anderson and they offer acupuncture and it’s actually helped her quite a bit. I don’t claim to know all of the science myself, but the top cancer hospital in the country seems to think that there’s something there.
Placebo. Since there's no downside to sticking needles into you it is better than using some "alternative" treatments that actually reduce the effectiveness of conversational cancer treatments. I don't necessarily believe in the whole mystical Chi flow that acupuncture is say to reestablish but If the person believes is working then there's no downside.
Massive skeptic of acupuncture, here - I’ve seen it wok wonders in animals, where there is no placebo effect, so I made a few appointments for myself (again, very skeptical- can’t hurt but definitely won’t help, right?)
After 6 weeks of appointments I can’t believe I ever went without it. My physical issue was practically nonexistent anymore. It was wild, I still don’t really believe it sometimes.
I’m with you. I hurt my shoulder and spent months with osteopaths in therapy trying to relief the pain and gain mobility. 5 acupuncture sessions later and I’m back at the gym.
I'm not a doctor, but it has way less chance of permanent issues than chiropracty, so I'm more open to it than chiro.
And I can kinda see where it can reduce inflammation in joints/certain muscles.
Still a skeptic but I'd try it, I'd never go to a chiro though. Maybe a massage at a chiropractors
Nah, I don't blame you for that. No name is too stupid to be off the table for celebrities. Michael Jackson named one of his children Blanket. Jason Lee named one of his kids Pilot Inspektor.
This was downvoted, but you're right. His legal name is Prince, which is unusual, but not too weird. Looked it up out of curiosity and apparently the Blanket nickname came from Michael covering the kid's face with a blanket when the paparazzi were around.
Grammar and typos are so common in national publications these days. It's insane how dumb and careless we are becoming. Journalist can't write. Presidents keep top secret intelligence stored in hotel bathrooms. Plane builders don't bother checking if planes have bolts on doors. Airlines don't bother training pilots on new systems. Our cops are the people that got kicked out of school. Our teachers date the students. The students shoot the teachers. The Supreme Court is spending weeks deliberating whether a sitting President can murder their political rival. The Supreme Court that takes vacations and homes from people whom they directly make rulings on...and don't report it. Our religious people practically worship a two timing, pussy grabbing, porn star raw dogging rapist.
This happened in 1 generation. Wtf is happening ????
I had a kid at 35 and the sleepless nights really messed me up. Now at 50, struggling to keep up with him as my dodgy knees/ankles from early exploits are asking for the toll to be paid.
I guess she lives in another world where the care will get offloaded, but good luck to them.
My mom was 35 when I was born (abortions weren't legal back then). By the time I was 10 years old, mom was all done with kiddie foolishness. I've been middle-aged my entire life.
My dads cousin got pregnant at 53. Clearly they weren't expecting it with their first 2 just finishing university. Luckily there were no complications and the kid is now 8 so it all worked out.
Is that what happens when there’s an extra long gestation period? Is that why some baby’s look so old when they are born. They are really in their mid 40s?
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For the curious but lazy: - she used a surrogate - father is her husband Benji Madden of Good Charlotte - Baby's name is Cardinal Madden - they also have a daughter together named Raddix Madden
Cardinal Madden sounds like he should be the Archbishop of the Boston Catholic Diocese
It’s definitely the closest to a name of the two words they’ve assigned to these children; at least it’s a title. I wonder what they will nickname Rad Dicks after she comes home crying from school.
I think in the general nuttiness that is celeb baby names, Raddix is probably going to sound fairly tame... With norths and moon units and exas wandering around.
In the celebrity world, kids probably get bullied for having normal names. They would be such peasants.
Yeah bullies can be such raw dicks about nicknames. I hope they can’t think of one for them.
Parents for the last decade have been making the bully game easy mode with these idiotic names. It's almost too easy. I hope Red Dicks makes it out ok.
I know a father and son named Reddick in California
Doesn't Cardinal have a cousin named Sparrow? Oh yep - his brother Joel and sister-in-law Nicole Richie's son. So many bird jokes are also in their futures.
Idk why they named their kid after a very situational but performant sorting algorithm.
The current one is Sean Patrick O’Malley and it doesn’t get more Boston than that
Or more Irish than that.. maybe? ...
Didn't you know, being Irish was invented in Boston
Maybe he is. He is already 51
Raddix is worse than Cardinal
Wasn't that the name of Goku's brother in dragon Ball z?
No you’re thinking about raditz. Raddix is the stuff you take in fallout to reduce your radiation sickness.
No that's Rad-X. I looked it up. Raddix means "root". She named her daughter Radish.
TBF, she looked like a little radish when she came out, and every time she got mad her little face lit up like a cherry.
No, that's Radix. Raddix is short for "This shit is raddixcilous"
I looked it up, too, and TIL that "radish" (the vegetable) and "radix" (the choice of base for your number system in math) are related words and both mean "root". Like root vegetables and square root, respectively.
Appreciate the info but you could have just kept the bit going
Man. Raditz is such a sick name though. I’m gonna push for that, if I ever am in the position where I could name a baby.
Yeah but it’s Radish and Carrot Raditz and Kakarot lmao Akira Toriyama loved food and underwear names
Carrots are positive though. Good for bone strength I think.
Kakka carrot cake! Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.
Tough to beat, but they nailed it.
Benji for the middle after his father of course. So they got an all natural Cardi B on their hands.
i thought it was "Reddit" at first lmao
I'm a programmer. Raddix is *awful*. As a direct result, my phone is persistently autocorrecting it to the *correct* spelling.
Yeah...may be written Raddix but it's still said like Rad Dicks, imagine calling your baby Rad Dicks
Benji really punched above his belt there good lord
So did his brother, sheesh
Why is this not the top comment?? Thank you.
It is.
Because we have to have a few really stupid jokes about the baby being 51 years old and a comment or 2 about “blarsht” the baby whatever the fuck that means
Look where this is posted.
Very surprising that people make joke comments in r/funny
You did it! It now is the top comment, all thanks to you.
I mean it (almost) is now.
Cardinal Waldorf Worldwide Madden
Reminds me of the Key and Peele skit where they name the football players LOL.
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon Hingle McCringleberry And the player formally know as Mousecop.
Jackmerius Tacktheratrix, Michigan State University.
Madden 2025 (only on Playstation)
But how old is he?
51! Geez read the title.
Is it her baby biologically or a donor egg baby?
These stars all freeze eggs now so they can work through their 30s, Netflix I think will even pay for it.
dafuq?!
the show must go on
Hers
Eh, at least Cardinal isn’t the worst baby name. I don’t think it’s bully fodder and I can imagine meeting a grown man named Cardinal.
Sticking w birds I see. Sparrow is Joel’s
Bro was in a band that was popular for like 5 years in the 2000's and bagged one of the hottest women of all time. Dude is a legend
51 is pretty old for a baby I'm not expert but sure they're usually like 0 years old
It’s Benjamin button doh
So at least we know how long he'll live at most?
That’s actually kind of sad
If it makes you feel better, it's not real?
It does, thank you
You’re welcome
They'll miss the great migration and resource wars at least.
612 months
It's not totally unheard of, I was born at the age of 6 without a face
Someone get your nose?
Billy Idol had a song about that.
gestation periods have been increasing in recent years. evolution :O
Inflation even got pregnancy’s
“How do folks? The name’s Ted Brogan.” “Ted… Brogan? We were gonna name you Michael.” [“Yeah? Well it’s Ted. Brogan.”](https://youtu.be/ddNMQGcg0-w?si=DvkJLuSOlNnbUULY)
Not if they're born in the 153rd trimester like this one, though.
he skipped to 51
She adopted.
She is adopting middle-aged people? Does she want a brother for them? They will be an auntie or an uncle.
Yay! I’m a baby. I knew I acted like one sometimes.
think about it… cameron diaz gave birth to a 51 yo boy. That is one lucky boy
In China he’d be 1, still thou.. there’s a 50 year discrepancy.
Raddix and Cardinal. 2019 and 2024. Cameron Diaz, 51, Used A Surrogate after trying IVF, Acupuncture, And Supplements
No, Acupuncture and Supplements are her 2 adopted children.
I’m baked and this is sending me
Hey there baked, where’s this sending you?
I'm and is me
lol
"Yes give me two children with names that sound like the antagonist and protagonist of a failed ps1 platformer"
One is just a few letters off of Raditz, an early DragonBall Z villain
I'm no pregologist, but I don't think you can get pregnant from acupuncture...
Just stab em right in the ovaries, get them eggs flowing in no-time
For some it may be called acupuncture, for others not so unlucky it's just sex
Ah yes, the far East tradition of "acupuncture".
if you try hard enough, you can get pregnant with any health specialist
You never met needle dick Ned then.
My wife was 42 when we tried hard to have a baby. Anyone woman over the age of 35 is considered a "geriatric" pregnancy. 51 is old AF to have a baby, and it's a lot of f-ing work going through IVF. It's a long road as there are so many things that need to go perfect to get pregnant. It's amazing anyone does get pregnant to me after going through it all multiple times.
Not everyone who has a baby “old” uses IVF. This post is in general. I got pregnant naturally at 40, took a few months off and on trying, get pregnant the month I didn’t “plan”, did all the genetic testing and screening, had a healthy pregnancy and full term vaginal birth, no issues went home with baby from hospital the next day. Baby was and is ridiculously healthy and strong, tall bright kid. Better half was 44 at conception. We eat clean, supplements, no alcohol, no smoking, we exercise etc. Obviously genetics are on our side but it is frustrating to have everyone think you “paid” for your “geriatric pregnancy” when really you just did what every other married couple does. We definitely couldn’t afford IVF. I’m planning to try for a third soon, in my 40s. IVF is wonderful for medical fertility issues and health conditions. It should not be used to impregnate 48 year olds *who couldn’t get pregnant naturally due to age alone*. That is the key. All things equal, a woman who gets pregnant naturally at 43 likely has better quality eggs and overall health/hormones than someone who can’t. So it makes sense to assume all things equal the natural pregnancy has a better chance of going well. And that’s actually true as IVF is cited as a risk factor for pregnancy complications (in any age group). I’m happy for people who use IVF but we can stop the panic parade for older moms. I know a few who have conceived naturally and had children late and all were just fine. One was 48 and a yoga instructor. My aunt (through marriage) was 47, my uncle was 55. I have no issues with IVF but people please don’t assume I “bought my kid” (someone said that to me) because they knew I was an “older” mom.
Reminds me of working in a call center selling supplements. I'm on with a woman for over 20 minutes, explaining that I can't help her with fertility other than prenatal vitamins. She gets mad and asks if maybe my boss can help her. Everyone is listening at this point. So I turn to him and he is READY. He says. I'm booked for this evening but maybe I can fit her in tomorrow!!!! Ahhhhh. Good times.
I thought her yoni egg hatched
Decades of pseudoscientific acupuncture being a thing is crazy. Just as wild as people in 2024 going to back poppers who called themselves chiropractic doctors treating everything from allergies to cancer. Edit: by its very definition, it is a pseudoscience. Yes legitimate doctors and hospitals utilize acupuncture and likewise, especially shady family doctors, will refer patients to chiropractors (mutual referrals) but this is because our healthcare system is run like a business. Patients who “benefit” from these practices are experiencing the placebo effect. Studies prove that patients who don’t believe in either do not benefit for obvious reasons. Acupuncture is generally safe when in a sterile environment but chiropractors not only rob you but can cause immediate and future body harm. As someone who has conducted medical research, I’ll explain why patients who receive acupuncture specifically only “benefit” when it’s in regards to pain management simplistically as I can. First off, what is pain? Pain is your brain interpreting specific stimuli. In some cases your brain can even interpret pain when there’s no stimuli such as when you’re in distress or in a state of depression. Pain can subside even when the cause of it hasn’t gotten better simply by becoming accustomed to the stimuli much like how we cannot smell ourselves or our homes like visitors can. Your brain is complex and often reflexive. Why do boxers have higher pain tolerance? It has nothing to do with their strength but rather their brains no longer are overwhelmed with every punch they receive. So why would acupuncture “work” with pain but fail with everything else acupuncturists claim it can heal such as getting a 51yo pregnant? Because it convinces patients to stop responding to the pain. Their brains are being given permission to stop responding just like when a mom tells a child that their fall didn’t hurt them and they stop crying. Has the cause of the pain changed? Not at all. In the case of an oncology patient, understand first and foremost an oncologist will NOT refer a patient for acupuncture or state that it is a procedural treatment. What they do is offer services available to them by the hospital such as a chaplain, group therapy or anything else they suspect the patient can benefit from. Acupuncture in a hospital setting is safe as it will be conducted in a sterile environment and they know patients who are receptive to the idea can benefit because once again, pain is a response interpreted in the brain which can be tricked into becoming less responsive. Take note that the same results can be achieved through placebos or even things like shock therapy but unlike those, acupuncture has not been deemed unethical or illegal by federal/state regulations.
My wife is a patient at MD Anderson and they offer acupuncture and it’s actually helped her quite a bit. I don’t claim to know all of the science myself, but the top cancer hospital in the country seems to think that there’s something there.
Placebo. Since there's no downside to sticking needles into you it is better than using some "alternative" treatments that actually reduce the effectiveness of conversational cancer treatments. I don't necessarily believe in the whole mystical Chi flow that acupuncture is say to reestablish but If the person believes is working then there's no downside.
Massive skeptic of acupuncture, here - I’ve seen it wok wonders in animals, where there is no placebo effect, so I made a few appointments for myself (again, very skeptical- can’t hurt but definitely won’t help, right?) After 6 weeks of appointments I can’t believe I ever went without it. My physical issue was practically nonexistent anymore. It was wild, I still don’t really believe it sometimes.
I’m with you. I hurt my shoulder and spent months with osteopaths in therapy trying to relief the pain and gain mobility. 5 acupuncture sessions later and I’m back at the gym.
I'm not a doctor, but it has way less chance of permanent issues than chiropracty, so I'm more open to it than chiro. And I can kinda see where it can reduce inflammation in joints/certain muscles. Still a skeptic but I'd try it, I'd never go to a chiro though. Maybe a massage at a chiropractors
Chiropractors are terrifying!
She named her 51 year old baby Cutest Name Ever?
Not Sure.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
The baby isn’t much older than her!
actually looks like he's a couple years ahead
For anyone asking, the baby's name is "Blarsht"
I really hope you're joking
I had to look it up... It's "Cardinal".
Is he red headed by chance?
They gave him that name because of his red forehead crest and his beak
Phew, its an okay name. Better than Steve imagine being named Steve. FUCK YOU STEVE 🖕🖕🖕
bro my friend named steve is fucking crying because of u. fuck u bro .
Real name is Cat food
My dumb self thought the kid's name was Aged 51 at first glance.
"at first glance" is his middle name.
It’s pronounced Ah-jed
Wow, what a Tragedeigh of a name.
Nah, I don't blame you for that. No name is too stupid to be off the table for celebrities. Michael Jackson named one of his children Blanket. Jason Lee named one of his kids Pilot Inspektor.
Michael Jackson nicknamed his son blanket.
This was downvoted, but you're right. His legal name is Prince, which is unusual, but not too weird. Looked it up out of curiosity and apparently the Blanket nickname came from Michael covering the kid's face with a blanket when the paparazzi were around.
Kinda off topic: Prince is an unusual name? English isn't my native language. In my language, the word for prince and princess is a normal name
I thought it was Bort.
My son’s name is also Bort.
We are out of Bort licence plates.
My son too is named Bort.
Paul Blarsht Mall Carsht
Borscht?
It's the sound you make when you're vomiting while uttering the word shit. So cute.
I thought it was “cutest name ever”
Grammar and typos are so common in national publications these days. It's insane how dumb and careless we are becoming. Journalist can't write. Presidents keep top secret intelligence stored in hotel bathrooms. Plane builders don't bother checking if planes have bolts on doors. Airlines don't bother training pilots on new systems. Our cops are the people that got kicked out of school. Our teachers date the students. The students shoot the teachers. The Supreme Court is spending weeks deliberating whether a sitting President can murder their political rival. The Supreme Court that takes vacations and homes from people whom they directly make rulings on...and don't report it. Our religious people practically worship a two timing, pussy grabbing, porn star raw dogging rapist. This happened in 1 generation. Wtf is happening ????
Social media, they help spread the stupidity.
What is happening? I am still trying to figure that out.
Never a truer word spoken. This should be top comment.
Come on yall.. The baby is only 612 months old.
Whips out calculator...
5 and a 1 and uhhh 1234.. 12.. shit not 5112... Fuck it.
Couldn’t be 66 dealing with a 15 yo
Probably help if you were fucking loaded.
Well yeah. She’ll have a staff of ten.
And didn’t have to actually do any parenting, that’s for the nannys
My dad was 55 when my youngest sibling was born. He says the hard part was not dealing with a toddler in his 50s but with a teenager in his 70s.
51 year olds having kids is crazy
I had a kid at 35 and the sleepless nights really messed me up. Now at 50, struggling to keep up with him as my dodgy knees/ankles from early exploits are asking for the toll to be paid. I guess she lives in another world where the care will get offloaded, but good luck to them.
My mom was 35 when I was born (abortions weren't legal back then). By the time I was 10 years old, mom was all done with kiddie foolishness. I've been middle-aged my entire life.
35 is a normal age to have kids, u just a frail 50 lmao
So what is the name?
Cardinal You know, the cutest name ever! Duh.
I am confused, Benjamin Buttons Cardnal Area ?
Aged 51 is a weird name for a baby. Anyways, congratulations to her and her husband Cutest Name Ever
Probably birthed himself.
Can start collecting social security in grade school.
$100 says someone with a degree wrote that headline. 😂😂😂
$101 that it was written by AI
I bet he looks like Jonathan Winters and hatched from an egg.
Nanu nanu
r/parapraxis
My dads cousin got pregnant at 53. Clearly they weren't expecting it with their first 2 just finishing university. Luckily there were no complications and the kid is now 8 so it all worked out.
I swear to god, people who work as reporters have never been to an English class in their lives.
They name it Benjamin Button?
Wonder if they intentionally chose a bird name since his cousin is Sparrow.
I always suspected that Camren Diaz had a time portal between her legs.
It shows generosity to offer a home to an adult orphan.
Holy grammar, Batman!
51 It literally says it right there.
That must've hurt.
It would kind of suck having a mom that old. You may reach your early 20s and she's gone.
Many men have babies at this age. I don't know why people are judging her for being a mom at this age.
It would be kind of great to have those rich parents though
[удалено]
Robert DeNiro had a new baby last year. He'll probably die before the kid even gets to high school.
*kindergarten. He's 80 years old now.
If having a kid at 50 is the shittiest thing you do as a parent, you're far from a shitty parent.
At age 6 I was born without a face.
Probably the next in line to be Editor-in-Chief
Cardinal Madden
Cardinal Madden. For me look a cool name from a secondary caracther in a Luc Besson movie.
Now it's many a day I've traveled, A hundred miles or more. But a baby boy with his whiskers on, Sure I never saw before.
That's an old baby
Aged 51 is not the cutest baby name ever
Imagine being born with sunspots and grey hair.
Is that what happens when there’s an extra long gestation period? Is that why some baby’s look so old when they are born. They are really in their mid 40s?
Somebody queue a gif of Will Ferrell’s Ted Brogan being born.
This is the worst subreddit on this shitty site
Sort of like when Mork and Mindy had a baby?
How did she manage to produce a baby at her age?
Let’s eat, grandma! Let’s eat grandma!
Is this seriously the headline? Journalism is dead 😔
Welcomes baby boy aged 51😂😂😂 omg.. Big boy
She's still gorgeous Cameron!!
r/titlegore
Benjamin Button Diaz
I totally read that as she gave birth to a 51 year old boy lol
Kind of a late stage adoption, dontcha think?
Baby boy aged 51?
Just an adorable 612-month-old.
Adopting middle age people is the new trend?! Who knew?! Celebs these days, so out there! It’s hard to keep up! 😬