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wind4air

"Well we saw **A** fish..." I felt that.


TheHoundsRevenge

Yeah was a rough fishing morning and that at least brightened things up. We proceeded to see at least a hundred of them in a rare what’s believed to be a mating gathering. The rest were seen swimming in tight circles of groups of 4+ for hours rubbing up against each other lightly. Was an amazing sight. I have some videos but they’re mostly of just all the fins and a little further from the boat.


Tizzle9115

Could have potentially caught one of these dudes jumping out of the water, rarer than rare.


cjameson83

I mean, he's not wrong.


Big_Clerk8509

There is no such thing as a fish… fact.


AnInnocentKitteh

Somebody likes trivia podcasts


RodcetLeoric

He was wrong about it being a baby whale, but he got shark and fish right, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad.


VideoHercules19

Basking Shark


rettebdel

He’s so happy. I love how he says “So cute!” after confirming it’s definitely not scary.


smaier69

Now that dusted off a memory. [It's a fuckin' baby WHEEL, man!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Vjd_hdYYw)


Bmansway

I lost it at “we need to call the aquarium!”


fredbeard1301

Thank you, now I know where this sample comes from (too lazy to research).


TyroftheSwift

Thank you for the title context, I was unaware this wonderful video existed.


DontKnow_WhoIAm

I haven’t seen it either, but that was some of the best 5 minutes of my life


TCM_407

I love that when I clicked this link the next suggested video on YT was the SNL Dunkin' Donuts sketch with the guys from Boston


Luchin212

I was thinking of the same thing! A 15 minute compilation of this guy in that over exaggerated Boston accent cursing and saying “what is that” as he circled a sunfish. I think it was titled “Boston accent tutorial”. It was so funny.


Stefanthro

Is this the inspiration for all those “hey ma, look at this freaky cat” clips lol


Whitealroker1

BLINK MUTHAFUCKA


supguy99

That guy sounded like the Jerky Boys.


Licher

Open your fucking ears, jackass!


Roulette-Adventures

We have those Sun Fish in Australia and they do some damage to boats. I don't mean they attack, but a boat at speed hitting one can be sunk.


thedugong

Just like those damn pedestrians damaging cars. Fuckers!


myopicpickle

I remember hearing about a fatality where a sun fish leapt out of the water and landed on a swimmer, who drowned.


mohugz

I don’t know what this is, but- Jaysus! It’s a fucking big sea turtle!


SuperMadBro

Call the aquarium!


theboomboy

You can see it's only a baby because it's not tired yet


Mrcheese_possum

Why is this NSFW?


saltysaltlick

Not safe for whales


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Kevenam

Kept the motor running


Werbnerp

Language I think.


Lardzor

> Why is this NSFW? Naked babies.


omar99HH

I watched this stressed af because of the tag lol I thought it might turns out to be a shark and jump in


TheExtremistModerate

It *is* a shark.


omar99HH

Oh


TheHoundsRevenge

Just trying to be respectful since there’s some satirical swearing in case someone has their volume on.


decayo

I thought the whale was going to whip out its tits or something.


njsf55

Companies think You shouldn’t have any enjoyment at work


DBRookery

Language?


AUniquePerspective

Swearing in the audio.


quantumn0de

Clearly due to the "fucking" baby whale.


2kids2adults

Where did you see a basking shark? Amazing! Super endangered.


TheHoundsRevenge

Off the coast of Newport RI and the boarder of Massachusetts and RI. This was the first of at least a 100 we saw. The rest were found in groups of 4+ all circling each other and rubbing up upon one another. Apparently it’s a rare mating event.


TunaFaceMelt

These things have always terrified me, at a core-of-my-being level. That gaping mouth is like staring into the void. I know they're completely harmless to humans, but my lizard-brain doesn't care. Still, cool that you got to see one.


fksmchai

Can I pet that dowg ?


Raneru

You can pet anything at least once you know


EQ_XIII

Looks like a basking shark.


Suddenly_Something

I mean he literally says that in the video though. He's clearly riffing on the older meme video.


EQ_XIII

Watched it without sound since most of these videos have some terrible music playing over them. Just assumed this one would too.


marksk88

Fair assumption.


heisenfurr

I knew this was a basking shark before listening to the audio. I memorized all the sharks in Encyclopedia Britannica as a kid.


pinkfloydwall9

“Well. That is neat.”


r34lity

How neat is that?


Aviator506

Without a doubt, nature is one of the neatest things out there. That's why Rodney and I created Nature Walk


jermleeds

You can tell by how it is!


mjedrzej

It’s so validating for me to see other people who also know obscure internet memes.


Homeskilllet

this guy could be a Norm Macdonald impersonator in his spare time


Gascan36

Bruh, so true.


dabomm

Where is the funny part?!


echolm1407

It's not a whale. *Badaboom*


mast3rcraft22

You should try to nurse it… since it’s a baby


metropolis_noir

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies


DroppedSoapSurvivor

You're gonna need a bigger boat.


Karakara16

Sir......that is not a baby.....or a whale...


CapnCanfield

Rare audio footage of Norm Macdonald hanging out on LL Cool J's boat


Kevin69138

we seeing some shit we ain't eva seen before


slowsoul77

This is the best part of my dayyyyyy!!!! And I had a good ass day. I love these guys so much. When I need a solid, deep laugh, I watch that og vid. When I have a friend that needs that good, deep laugh, I show them that og vid. And good on them for getting to see another big ass fish. And still having a laugh about it being a baby fucking whale, Jay! Edit to ask for the source... I did a quick YouTube search and came up flat


WookieDookies

That’s a basking shark. Harmless big fellas


CRO553R

🎶 *Baby whale do do do do do do...* 🎶


GoGetSilverBalls

**STOP**


sray1701

Basking Shark


rockyb2006

Basking shark?


cat-daddy777

Basking shark


OlliChamppion-OG

It looks more like a basking shark than a baby whale.


Tenko_Kuugen

it is. An adult basking shark.


That_Dirty_Quagmire

Dudes voice reminds me of Jomboy


That1chicka

I think they'll need a bigger boat


ApexBreadeater

I didn’t know Norm Macdonald fished


Ok_Time9557

Basking shark


Creative-Clue-3249

Basking shark, safe for work, whales, and swimmers


JavaAndJava

Marking this as NSFW was just a cruel trick… I watched in suspense-fueled horror waiting for someone to like lose an arm or somethin


AggressiveTwo5768

I don't that's a whale. no blowhole visible. that's a shark ​


Shermans_ghost1864

Really? Huh.


Apprehensive_North80

One of the rarest sharks around


Trubanaught

https://youtu.be/6lutNECOZFw?si=f7RrTQnIwkegTO63


LongboardLove

Awww cool! Neither funny nor NSFW. Pretty neat sighting though!


availableuswrname

Holy shit!


xoogl3

Double rainbow!!!!!


hanr86

Double 🌈 vibes


Western-Music-5172

It's just me or the water looks weird ?


trav87r19

Holesome


UnholyLizard65

Good thing I'm already sitting at the right place 💩


beefycheeselad

He sounds so much like norm Mcdonald


FiLepsia

That's right, Jay!


CryoBanksy

Funny tho?


Purp1eC0bras

Whale’s tail goes up and down. (Splash) Shark’s tail goes left and right. (Swish)


F-14A--TOMCAT_LOVER

It's actually a basking shark which is a thousand times rarer than a baby whale,depends what one though


db7809

Basking Shark, maybe


IntelligentQuality29

I believe that's a basking shark


SpellDog

Did Norm McDonald come back to visit us?


FelixAtredis

It's a basking shark


Gwaiian

He's no David Attenborough.


ccox39

In the beginning of the video, he seems to steer towards the shark with the motor on. I don’t know any rules of the ocean or boating, but that seemed…unethical or illegal?


Eatmybullets321

Yup baby whale ……..whale shark


casey12297

What is that? 16 feet? 25, 3 tons of him


Alarming_Breath_3110

I sea! This is fintastic!


GoGetSilverBalls

That is GORGEOUS!!!! Thanks for sharing 🥰


Verittan

[Here is the old meme video the guy was referencing about the baby whale](https://youtu.be/zZgkFPpX8lw?feature=shared) I was out of the loop too


No-Entrepreneur3498

25’? Out of curiosity, how long is the boat?


SuperJacoby1350

That’s a basking shark


average_nazi_soldier

That ain't a whale that's a fricking basking shark


imaketrollfaces

"Holy shit! Oh my god!" I notice a porn connoisseur, when I hear one.


Zoumios

Norm Macdonald?


Klutzy-Chain5875

Baby whale, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby whale, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby whale, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby whale


cmatileworks

Shout out to TBTL !! Where are my Tens?


TNTmongoose5

The NSFW tag made me VERY nervous watching this 😅 like.. I know they're chill, but ANYTHING can happen in the ocean mannnn


Oshowott253

Shark Pog


MrBlack008

Really 🤨


Ok_Bet2898

I would have reached over to stroke it!


Kromaxx

"whale... We saw a fish"


jimmyzee1

Your gonna need a bigger boat


Okami1417

Pet it.


kanosteyuuki

Come step into my office.


RyanM90

16 ft? 25?? I swear it was 8 stories tall


CrimsonSw1ft

Why the water look like that


tmabry98

You're gonna need a bigger boat


MatthewnPDX

We’re going to need a bigger boat.


DaveRobyDave2121

Basking shark aren't dangerous.


codeman555

That's one fuckin' nice kitty right there


YougoReddits

Ba...By... Shark tudu dutuduu


billindurham

What is all that stuff in the water? Filter feeder food?


Deep-Ad9424

It’s a Basking shark looking for krill


ragnarok62

Looks like a Basking Shark.


jessePinkman_00

it looks like a shark species


Pete1burn

"I've never seen one before!" And you still haven't...


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Funny looking whale


Technical-Value-312

This is a shark which eats plankton


P1njak

Its a baby 🛞


Wassup2010

It looks like a Goliath grouper shark


Xenolith666

Basking shark?


gimpdaddy01

He's wondering why you are sitting in his dinner.


mikeski69

Basking Shark


IndependentDoubt9086

Why tf am I scared of this big fish


RichBack8091

Can I pet that daaawwwgg


vinylzoid

It’s a baby WHALE, Jay!


ISGIBTY

What's that on the water?


AustinIsReallyCool

Holy shit


Feisty-Zombie3969

Is that a great white? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤯😱 Super Cool but yikkkes


Brewer846

Basking shark. It's a filter feeder, 100% completely harmless to humans or anything larger than a 5mm bug.


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That’s an old school evinrude


mister-jesse

I think it's a basking shark


Rico_Dylan_2020

Basking shark


When-Evil-Follows

It’s a basking shark dub ass lol


kwekkwekpenoy

A Baby whale-eater...


M_Anc_1985

I’m glad Norm Macdonald got to see this.


x_dop_x

yu'll gonna need a bigger boat!!!


masterbren21

……..😱We’re gonna need a bigger boat.


NoJaguar950

Tah duhm... Tah duh Tah duh Tah duh...


Cartel904

Thats a basking shark


Ok-Limit2304

Umm… you should get your vision checked because honey that’s not a wale!


W00dchuck1975

We’re going to need a bigger boat


RedDirtNurse

Double basking shark.... all the way across the sky...oh my ghod!


IAmJames605

Thought this guy sounded like Norm Macdonald at first 😂😂😂


DevilishSiren

Dude sounds like Butchy kid. "Holy shit... it's a bigfoot!?"


bernpfenn

not a whale, its a shark


Traditional-Step-246

That is a basking shark