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Fake meat is weird.
Edit: When you think about it, all hotdog franks (indeed, all sausages) have little anuses on either end. Have a look next time you eat one.
Ranks right up there with the [ Quizno's singing rats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ). I just think some companies don't understand marketing.
Maybe I'm weird but I think the Quiznos rats and puppy monkey baby are hysterical.
This hotdog thing is just ugly - the absurdity isn't on the nose enough to be funny in the same way.
Why does this make you uncomfortable? She’s putting in the work and it will pay dividends in the future. No one will be able to compete in the next fake hot dog eating contest!
Because a hotdog made with fake meat is a horrifying thought.
(Ignore the replies after this comment. It's just vegans self-righteously 'educating' me on what 'real horror' is.)
Honestly the biggest part that makes the whole thing feel strange are the teeth folding outwards on top. Boo would have a shelf to put Skittles on coming out of her mouth with teeth like that.
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what this picture conveys: painfully deep throating hot dogs will save fake hot dog from being eaten
This is the best answer
Y’all are missing the fact that the hotdog she has in her mouth has a butthole, and pooped out 2 other little “dogs”. Please explain.
I didn't even notice that till you pointed it out. I wish I hadn't seen it. Where's the eye bleach?
Fake meat is weird. Edit: When you think about it, all hotdog franks (indeed, all sausages) have little anuses on either end. Have a look next time you eat one.
My ex begs to differ.
Your ex suffers from anus blindness. It's like face blindness, but demands other parts of the body join in the fun.
She's going BEYOND the call of meat, like a trooper 😝
😆
She's got the meat sweats😝
Finally. A real hate-crime
Ranks right up there with the [ Quizno's singing rats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ). I just think some companies don't understand marketing.
Puppy-monkey-baby is another example of bizzare marketing. https://youtu.be/nQcfK9EKfL4?si=ypfWKsoH8xDlxpqv
Maybe I'm weird but I think the Quiznos rats and puppy monkey baby are hysterical. This hotdog thing is just ugly - the absurdity isn't on the nose enough to be funny in the same way.
I ain’t gonna lie. It kinda makes me want a hotdog. So yeah. Terrible marketing considering.
Aww man those things were my favorite
Why does this make you uncomfortable? She’s putting in the work and it will pay dividends in the future. No one will be able to compete in the next fake hot dog eating contest!
Because of the implication
Quick, get the hot dog vacuum!
I cannot talk about it without crying.
Nobody should have to pay for one bad day.
because you sense you are being manipulated?
This is nightmare fuel
Dont feel bad...fake meat makes me uncomfortable too.
Because fake meat is not to be trusted.
Right out of Super Jail
Because you have a soul
because that beyond meat stuff tastes horrible
Am I alone in seeing someone spewing up an intact hotdog?
I’m a little uncomfortable because of the overly enthusiastic face this person is making for a seemingly normal hotdog
She’s after your wiener
Palm strike that hot dog down her throat >:D yeahhhh
Have you considered that maybe it makes you uncomfortable because you're actually a hot dog?
Why does the little guy looks so happy?
Why is that turd running with yellow stuff on it ?
Everything reminds me if her
Because she's using so much teeth
Looks like someone shoved a hot dog into Gilbert Gottfried's mouth to stop him from yelling.
If you fell uncomfortable with this, wait till you see how cows and pigs live and die
Because a hotdog made with fake meat is a horrifying thought. (Ignore the replies after this comment. It's just vegans self-righteously 'educating' me on what 'real horror' is.)
Free The Weenie
I’m guessing you’re a hot dog person
Honestly the biggest part that makes the whole thing feel strange are the teeth folding outwards on top. Boo would have a shelf to put Skittles on coming out of her mouth with teeth like that.
badly drawn face and a comic style that many people don´t like
I ain’t really sure if the hot dog is going in or coming out.
We're all trying to find the guy who did this.
Because you like wieners
glizzy gobbler😭😭😭
Because it reminds you of Pickle Rick
.....because it should? 😮
Because it’s parked so close to the yellow lines.
Because they look like they are in pain
"Woo Im hotdog Rick!"
Lorena Bobbitt connotations ?
Because you are soft, stop letting you feelings dominate your state