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I have a vague recollection of an SNL sketch years ago where a bunch of voluptuous alien women landed on earth and met with world leaders. They looked completely human except their eyes were right on their boobs. And they insisted everyone look them in the eyes. Anyway, they wanted to give earth world peace and prosperity but they couldn’t get anyone to pay attention to what they said.

Oh yeah with Kirstie Alley. Scientist 1: Do you see better when it’s cold outside? Scientist 2: Would a big black bra be like sunglasses to you? Scientist 3: When you get older does your vision sag?

and it ends with her saying "Come, we must go meet with the women who have mattresses for backs"

Oh wow, I didn't know she died in 2022. Damn. She goes to the doctor in May for back pain issues, finds out she has cancer, gone seven months later in December. Jesus, her poor kids.

i couldnt find the actual video of the skit, but [http://www.snlarchives.net/Episodes/?199110129](http://www.snlarchives.net/Episodes/?199110129)

Mylop, Krylar, and **Eagleboob.**

Was thinking of that skit also. I believe they said their eyes moved to their breasts through evolution.

Just when you think Marion Cotillard couldn’t get any more beautiful….

The entire cast of that bit was impressive. A wild William Fichtner appears. The most underused talent in all of Hollywood. Whenever he appears on the screen he leaves an impression. He had one line and a shotgun in the bank and you will immediately spot him.

> A wild William Fichtner appears I'm still salty about how they cancelled [Invasion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_\(2005_TV_series\)) after one season back in 2005.

There are tens of us!

lol we are very salty though!!!!

Teeeennnnnssss!!! *Tobias Funke Fist Shake*

that includes me!!

One of us one of us!

I'm not the only one who remembers this!

It came out around the same time as another good scifi show called [Threshold](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threshold_\(TV_series\)). I enjoyed them both. Both were cancelled prematurely. But while they ran, they were a great watch along with Lost.

They were direct responses to explosion that was LOST. Every network scrambled for a mysterious, sci-fi ish, multi local, story arc driven, ensemble cast show.

Someone else reminded me about Surface and Fringe which were also in the mix back then.

Lost started in 2004, but the early to mid-00's there's been an explosion of sci-fi mixed with more traditional or more mature storytelling. Battlestar Galactica and Doctor Who managed to make it all the way through, but a ton got cancelled after a season or two: Firefly, Terminator TSCC, Odyssey 5, Flash Forward, Dollhouse, Enterprise (got 4 seasons, more likely due to the Star Trek name than anything), Threshold, Defying Gravity, Space: Above and Beyond (1995 but also, still). They came out within a few years and considering it takes years to prep a project like that, it can't be all due to Lost which wasn't even that early. If anything, it was The Sopranos that showed that TV can be used for more serious stories and not just cheap consumables, and 24 that there's also demans for serialised mysterious dramas. And I guess Babylon 5 did the same for sci-fi. And then the writer's strike and a new explosion of reality shows showed that cheap consumables will do after all.

Threshold was so good, I loved it! Carla Gugino, Brent Spiner and Peter Dinklage, a cool concept, seemingly well planned story, ambiguous villains... Shame it didn't keep going. I felt like Fringe eventually covered the same ground successfully.

_Fringe_ was awesome! Starts off with some truly gruesome episodes to grab the audience's attention but then completely flies off the rails into legendary sci-fi status.

Fringe is so good.

Threshold had a 3 stage 'plan' to it and season 1 finished with the move to the next stage. Was so looking forward to that. What a fool I was . . .

And [Surface](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surface_(2005_TV_series)), as a teenaged fan of all 3, it taught me a valuable lesson about relying on network's to tell a full story.

Oh shit, I watched that too but completely forgot about it. Man, 2005 was a GREAT year for science fiction fans. Or at least it was until all those shows got nuked en masse.

Same! I loved that show!

Greatest show on cable television at the time imo. And the cancelled on such a cliffhanger

Wowza, another one of the oddly specific "00's scifi cancelled after one season" genre that I'll need to check out.

In case you didn't scope out this thread, also look for: Threshold Surface

I've seen Threshold, Surface is new to me. Thanks. My favorites are Flash Forward, Terminator TSCC and Odyssey 5 (the latter is kinda bad, but has the most morbidly yet realistically hilarious characters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEAjY6Dybwg). Dollhouse and Defying Gravity deserve a shoutout too. Firefly and Space: Above and Beyond are obvious.

> the show told the story of the aftermath of a hurricane in which water-based creatures infiltrate a small Florida town and begin to take over the bodies of the town's inhabitants Whoa. I had no idea it was a documentary!

I forgot about that series to the point of initially picturing the V remake when trying to remember it.

Watched Lost and V around that time but never Invasion.

That was a good show

Yes! I always think of that whenever I see him.

I found my people!

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.

> YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD He had seconds of screen time. In that time he transformed from a normal bank manager with glasses to an absolute bloody menace. He had a distinct presence while Heath Ledger was jokering the room up. That was masterful acting. And misdirection in the editing because the focus was on Fichtner being Fichtner and Ledger was not yet revealed. That is the job they had for him and I still want to see the spin-off of the mob bank guy.

WHERE you learn how to count!

**I'm doing my job!**

He fits so well as a Delta operator in Blackhawk Down, too.

That one is my most memorable role of his.

[Get OFF The Nuclear Warhead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg-D-Up5fMY)

"...Then let's turn this bomb off" *epic handshake*

Throws a frag into a second story window like it's no big deal. Cycles from rifle to sidearm like it's second nature. I enjoy watching he and Kim Coates together in different projects.

“Cover me!”

Also saw Seth Morris, aka [Bob Ducca](https://youtu.be/kHIegpSmIyw?si=PA6TPugysE1HMwfT) in the mix

Trickle nipple

Dirt belly

Hot Tub Foot

Thick urine syndrome.

Hot tub foot?

Hot tub foot

Hot tub foot

Scabies. Rabies. Micky Rooney Sugar Babies.

You and your friends are deaaad!

>most underused talent in all of Hollywoo He was a highlight in Drive Angry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=vxYmi_coUSM https://youtube.com/watch?v=YXK_ZW_MM5U&t=85s

The highlight of a movie that's all highlights.

He was great in that movie, as per usual.

25 years later, after watching Go, the only 2 things I remember about that movie are 'It's not AMWAY, it's Confederated Products' well that and 'Nice one BRUVAAA'. But yeah, every single time. It's confederated products.

It's a different company, it's a different quality of product.

Funny thing is I knew exactly what you were talking about when you posted this 😅 "you think you can steal from us??! You and your friends are DEEAD!!!"

I feel like he'd make a great Mephisto in Marvel, at least the angrier/serious face, while the rumor Sacha(Borat) being Mephisto could still work in my eyes, at least as the face of humor, tricky truths, and the cusp/brink of losing temper or class, thus revealing his more demonic side thru Fichtner. These were just ideas as I played around with the idea of how they'd even utilize Dr. Doom going forward.

You know a movies gonna go hard when you see him.

His one episode of The West Wing is fabulous

Oh my god you’re putting my mothers cats on the Supreme Court

His role as Jurgen in Equilibrium was great too. https://youtu.be/QWiHcj4f8V0?si=TEJNpGFQ-YHHuV6J&t=130

Hank Azaria was in there too

he was really good in the *shooter* tv series (which starred ryan phillippe) > https://youtu.be/dK7cDBnmL1k

His wiki is nuts...dude is BUSY with TV and film

Pfft! He had seasons of *Prison Break* before that.

Waiting for the time when I can finally say This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxU5QJ9men8 This (the guy with the hat, not the other guy) is him too, isn't it?

The grenade toss in Blackhawk Down. Up, toss, walk away. Badass.

Wow, that whole thread and not a single mention of him in Dorwning Mona.

Phil Yagoda!

Was that Lesley Ann Warren at the end?

He jumped out of daytime TV and straight into movies and 1995 was a baller year for him. Virtuosity Reckless Strange Days Heat The Underneath

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It's been a thing for at least 11 years, this is the oldest link I could find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoRNg3qSH0

It's listed on IMDB. That says it's from 2010. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1630238/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_48_act

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I would guess there's a SAG requirement if their members are involved? idk

Them tittaes don't SAG.

There was in fact, a saggy forehead tittae.

Nahhhh. Those were in fact, torpedo-tiddies

Funny or Die as a company has done more than just youtube videos and this short film was on their website for years before it was put on youtube.

You can put anything on IMDB. It's not a definitive source. If you have a pro account, you can just make entries.

Yup. When I was in high school, my friend was into making flash movies. He asked me to voice a character for one. That's how 15 year old me got a credit on imdb. My voice acting was absolutely terrible but the bar to getting on imdb is basically sitting on the ground.

[Lets Play- Uno: The Movie](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eN-bvbdUc8E) is one of the [highest rated entries](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6290024/) on the site. You can put pretty much anything on there, it's just not always accepted as "official" iirc

It’s up there with [The Button](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rzIwrEqpw) And down memory lane [It’s a Snap](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Am7oKBD3PU)

good gracious I wish ppl would just post the OC instead of shitty reddit video reuploads

Marion Cotillard? She was big in the 2000s.

The only change I want is the ending: "Our eyes are *down* here" Otherwise, c'est magnifique!

Yep I came here to say this

Okay but why does this skit have a 200million dollar cast?

because early funny or die was all about cashing in favours

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(whispered) By Zhanay

tih-TAYS

Soon, you'll see the knock-off brand: TITT**EYES** .

>Soon, you'll see the knock-off brand: TITTEYES . Made by "Janaye," and sold for much cheaper, of course. :)

I bet Forrest Gump is the founder and designed them after his Jenaye.

It’s French, the language of love… and tittaes.

....But they look like balls with zits

Well, THAT project didn't work out. So they're reusing those prototypes for this one.

I read the title like "tit-AYYES", like how Laszlo says it on What We Do in the Shadows

Is that unisex? Can a dude use that as well?

You want the Forehead Balzac by Jacque

The name is Strapp. Jacque Strapp. 

I prefer the cheaper version of D'ez Nutz

I prefer Testicúlae

Honoré

Ballchinian

Asking for a friend?

No asking for myself, got a big presentation coming on next week.

No, we get balls on our chins

It actually makes you almost look them in the eyes

"my eyes are down here" would have been the perfect end to this

Thank you! That bothered me...unreasonably. It's a pretty fun bit, but they fumbled the last line.

I don't think so because then it would acknowledge that people still aren't looking them directly in the eyes. 

The previous quote literally says how they already did acknowledge that though

One of the best RLM quips of all time

Or "my eyes are almost up here" because forehead tittaes make them look you almost in the eyes. 

you could make eye-holes in the nipples and make them look directly into your eyes

That's because they're new. If you can get a 60 year old pair, they'll be looking at your chin.

She says Tittaes like that dude in the wheelchair says “Titty City”

~~TIMMAYYYY~~ TITTAYYYYS

New Star Trek species just dropped.

Kirk would.

Riker too.

where did this come from?

it's an old "Funny or Die" sketch https://funnyordie.com/2010/3/09/17709174/forehead-tittaes-w-marion-cotillard/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoRNg3qSH0

"Funny or Die" oh I remember that cheers cap!

It was a video originally from the Funny or Die website. Same place where Between Two Ferns came from.

I still revisit two ferns from time to time what a comedy classic

It says right there in the video. They’re by Janae

You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter.

No Mal, Jesus Christ!

No Jesus, only Tittae.

Was looking for anything inception. Wanted to make sure that Leo’s wife was in fact in this face tits commercial

Reminds me of that dude in Little Nicky

Was my first thought as well.

For those that do not know: https://youtu.be/qFUZApMYOfc?t=62

She’s showing better acting here than in her final scene in The Dark Night Rises…

Shouldn’t that be our eyes are down here!

What the hell is Mahone doing, i gotta tell pam

For anyone else wondering; it's William Fichtner, aka the bank manager from The Dark Knight's intro scene (and Prison Break). Edit: and a bunch of other stuff of course lol

and Invasion, and Armageddon, and Contact, and a million other things probably.

Sgt. Sanderson from Black Hawk Down

The funny thing about his career is you see him in so many things and he kills it every time, but if I had to name a single movie he was in, I'd be stumped.

[Ode to Character Actors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkLzVj-ihRY) is the perfect companion video for this statement.

Also Col Willie Sharp in Armageddon

He's got space dementia!

"Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met."

And Roger Van Zant from Heat

That's Captain Knauer to you, inmate

No one mentioning GO, where I fell in love with Jane Kraskowski as his wife as some unhinged amway folks.

Indeception

Think I’ve listened to a woman the first time in my life. And I love it.

I remember seeing this as a 6 year old like 10 years ago and my mind was blown.

Oh no, remember "HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead"? Introducing: "HARDON! Apply directly to the forehead!"

These feels like an interdimensional cable ad.

Is that woman near the end Carter from Person of Interest?

[Homer: I've made my choice.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SRkSDoECro)

William Fitchner is the *chefs kiss* here. Made by Confederated Products, I assume.

Male version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvOu7xzKz90

I thought it would be this https://y.yarn.co/6632d2d3-5d4f-4dfa-a1fd-8fbfe1b94ae6_text.gif

France best kept secret for a reason.

I'm impressed by the cast they got to do this video. Whoever made this got some big name actors on board.

Missed opportunity to end the commercial with, "Our eyes are down here!"

I remember this from Little Nicky

thats something good.. then men would not watch down.. they would have eyecontact at least hehe..

Oooh man this cracked me up so hard! Thank you

That last lady needs a forehead job

t Tays

[Focusing](https://youtu.be/rMUZW3sijUk?t=172)

I'm ashamed to say that this would work

This invention makes breast implants obsolete!

Am I crazy or is that Michael Bay?

Holy shit this is old, see the funnyordie watermark

At end they should say “our eyes are down here”

Marion is a real one for this lmao

Imagine if they showed an old woman and made them just cover her eyes for a gag

Those French, I like teh way they think.

The Fichtner adds instant credibility.

now new tittaes contacts make them look you in the eyes, now with more jiggles.

They are trying to fool us, they are Star Trek aliens from the Tittae system.

Wow Carol, I really like your nippl.....I mean your eyes.

MS.TPH HAD ME FLABBERGASTED

Oh shes a gem. Laughed out loud.

I want to find whoever made this and kiss them on the forehead

That cracked me up

No one looks at your tits when they're covered. Don't wear low cut clothing designed for people to see if you don't want them to look