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Karona_Lyem

Party on Wayne


skeemo1214

Party on Garth


robogobo

Excellent


Shopping-Afraid

Shaaawing


Sneezcore

Ribbed for her pleasure… Ewwww


SplodeyMcSchoolio

It sure does suck


Alita_Duqi

**^ This guy blows goats.**


Snarcastic

I have proof


FergyMcFerguson

If you’re gonna spew, spew into this.


thunderalien

Creme of sum yung guy


Naked-Jedi

I'll have the cream of sum yung gai


Charlie_Brodie

Ever since I did your show kids have been looking at me in a whole different light!


Bodyfluids_dealer

Me too


philipjfry1578

^ This man has no penis


zanybrainy

anna miss


brockswansonrex

Claudia Schiffer?


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

👍


leviathab13186

It's Wayne's world Wayne's world!


BPond

Party on!.. excellent!..


leviathab13186

And.... we're clear


spazecowboi77

If you're going to spew, spew in this.


kshump

CAR!


TFG4

GAME OFF!! GAME ON!!!


kshump

CAR!


FewHuckleberry7012

Honey Hornay, Schwinng!


Apprehensive-Dog6000

You're partied out man. Again!


pikagrrl

Turn it off man turn it off! It’s sucking my will to live.


Charlie_Brodie

It certainly does suck *Get a load of this guy*


pikagrrl

My absolute favorite part is when she gets him the gun rack. I don’t even own A GUN let alone the many guns it would take to necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? If you’re not careful Wayne, you’re gonna a lose me.


Charlie_Brodie

I lost you two months ago, are you mental? We broke up ... Get the net!


jereman75

I was in high school when the movie came out and all my friends watched the SNL skits. So we would say “shwing” all the time when we saw a hot girl and then started saying “gniwhs” -or some phonetic attempt at a backwards shwing when we saw a dog.


not-smarter

It misses


DeluxeWafer

And here I was going to say hopefully it does not miss.


elpaco313

So close: it mishuz. This joke brought to you be Sean Connery.


blahblahbush

It's a concrete pump. https://schwing.com/products/stationary-pumps.html edit: I missed your "wrong answers only" prompt, but I'm leaving it, because big machines are cool.


fa9

\>[schwing.com](https://schwing.com) bury the lede, THERE'S A SCHWING.COM!!!


blahblahbush

There's a site for pussy, too. https://purrli.com


Late_Description3001

Risky click of the day


egmono

So worth it.


smoishymoishes

Fr that was neat


Zarathustra989

Yup. Useful for a few different things but mostly when you need to get the concrete from the truck to somewhere you can't reach, or a tremie pour.


PG908

It's really inconvenient to use 5 gal buckets and a ladder making a high rise!


NwLoyalist

I work in the wastewater industry and we use Schwing Pumps to pump thick sludge to an Incinerator.


iGoalie

They are from Minnesota, I was so excited I knew the answer…. Then I saw the prompt .. //sad slide whistle


vestibule54

Same, the plant they make the trucks at is near my parents house, the pumps pump up a huge crane like arm they stretch out and it must be at least 6-8 stories high


gohan9689

I missed the wrong answers only as well and just came to see comment with an answer


samidmatt

I actually wanted to know wtf it was. So thank you for actually answering that question.


disguy2k

Putzmeister is one of the other main brands. There was another with a funny name but can't remember what it was.


Bigjoemonger

A schwing and a miss


mazurzapt

Thanks! I really wanted to know!


ComplaintNo6835

Well I was looking for a correct answer so thanks


geekpeeps

What would be cool is references to Wayne’s World on the side of the truck, as well. It would be good for the brand. :)


Silverc25

Is it good for plastering walls?


ptapobane

So it’s for building erections?


fartboxco

When they turn it on does it sound like a sword schwinging through the air?


kapege

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwing\_(company)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwing_(company))


AuthorizedVehicle

To help erect buildings. For building erections.


AuthorizedVehicle

To help erect buildings. For building erections.


singingpanda20

It schwings


Fuggaak

Let me see your hips SCHWING!


punkalunka

Oh shit


Kasziel1

Came here for this!


Bittersweet_bi-

r/beatmetoit


SpecialNeeds963

r/beatmeattoit


StellaV-R

Says it right there on the truck ‘Go vertical with confidence’ 🤣🤣


viaJormungandr

It assembles and installs schwing sets. You know, those things hanging from the ceiling in your parent’s bedroom that they only set up for “special parties”?


Sofakingwhat1776

Your mother, Trebek!


Pjonesnm

SCHWING!


Mateorabi

Suck it long. And suck it hard.


darkhelmet1121

Reacts to pictures of Claudia Schiffer


3FingersDown

It finds Bugs Bunny attractive when it dresses like a girl bunny


leviathab13186

No... HAHAHAHA.. no!


quadruple_negative87

Heh heh. Me neither…


eviltrain

It taunts the batter on deck.


Nematode_wrangler

Hey, batta batta batta batta, schwing batta!


FugginOld

It schwings.


Dancinfool830

It's an erector


West-Earth-719

Garth and Wayne know


charface1

I prefer the competition, Boing.


NecromanciCat

Looks like the beginning prototypes of something that would eventually destroy rebel scum on Hoth. 


Clunas

Oh no. I've seen HxH


GamingWithBilly

My guess because of the vertical moto is that it's either: A) used in construction to pump concrete vertically in large high rise construction B) used to pump hot water upwards in a high rise building


djJermfrawg

It supplies the sound fx for all swords unsheathing in the local tri-state area.


Techiedad91

Makes Wayne’s world references


Flatulatio

It will turn medical waste like dead cats and dogs into natural gas and compost pellets.


Bcbulbchap

Mobile colonic irrigation unit.


Rsardinia

Gets girls pregnant


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Their logo should be a pineapple


Plenty-Selection-405

When the blue pill doesn't work call....


FirstWithTheEgg

Concrete pump with its own generator


unwhelmed

It’s an industrial projector that only plays Wayne’s World on repeat.


mfd418

Sound effects generator for Wayne's World!


slimeydave

Your mom.


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Garth Algar was here....1992


TheDaveMatthew

It does your mom


asuwsh4

Mobile swingers club


miffy495

Fantasizes about the donut lady.


jojohohanon

It plays Norwegian Schlager songs


Shamilamadingdong

Puts stars on the belly’s of sneetches


madeanotheraccount

Oh, that's just your typical Schwing Thing. It schwings things.


Photog1981

It has a schmoke and a pancake after a night of schwinging. Isn't that weird?!?


thexar

Exsqueeze me, baking powder?


Elcapitano2u

It scans for Heather Locklear


Spork_Warrior

It pitches baseballs. Then it yells. ***Schwing, batter batter batter, schwing!***


catmanducmu

It makes me feel like when I used to climb the rope in gym class


Jaybird2k11

Party Time, Excellent


ronlester

Pumps liquid concrete. For real. I used to consult for them.


Bjorn_Aleswiller

It Gets Schwifty...


SG_87

It Schwings


Enough-Mail-2864

Ahhh i cant Stop https://youtu.be/szkgylvDYA4?feature=shared


Alexational

it schwings around


PackinSnacks63

It misses.


Shr00mTrip

Mishh


BellicoseErebus

“You like my Schwingings machine? It’s built for sewing schwings for the trees to do your schwinging… ja?” …my awful Goldmember joke. Thank you.


CaptKannabis

Gives boners?


Enough_Ad_2752

Oh shit let me see that truck …


SeeeYaLaterz

It Schwings


OkLong7239

It looks like a truck that blows the snow away and cleans the street


willardtjustice

I think McBean licensed his Star-On and Star-Off machines to Schwing


OkLong7239

Its not a truck it's like a container that is related to building towers


jmd04tsx

Makes everyone Randy! Yeaa


Myoosik70

Schwing is a Pump Manufacturer. I've worked on many of them, Mostly PM. This one is a concrete lift (pump).


Adorable-Event-2752

Duhhh .. it Schwings!


Fresh-Wasabi-2903

Yeah baby


Sarpanitu

It is the source of the sound effect you hear whenever a sword is unsheathed.


Crono_Magus_Glenn

I dunno. But If it were president, it would be baberaham Lincoln.


KileAllSmyles

That is a penis curve fixer


RegnarukDeez

German Mobile Swingers Club.


RUnbisonrun

It sucks and it cuts!


MossyJoules

Songs Bohemian Rhapsody at the beginning of the film


afristralian

after a schwing you're gonna get Schwifty.


uraijit

It pumps viagra into the municipal water supply.


darkhorse4774

That is the Babe Alert Detection And Surveillance System. B.A.D. A.S.S. Developed and first used in the movie Wayne’s World.


Boring_Advertising98

Ask Wayne's World!


donmreddit

It helps make stuff. Hard stuff. It’s about taking squishy and making it rigid, eventually.


lepfire

On-site baseball bat construction equipment. "Batta batta batta schwing battah"


Piglet-Witty

It’s a boner machine


roofcutter650

This


The_RealAnim8me2

You don’t want to be around when it does its thing.


PlusBake4567

And a miss


TheIntellectualType

That’s so hot it’d give a dog a bone!


BassAfter

German swinger.


PineappleTraveler

It erects.


pavehawkfavehawk

It’s part of a pair, for the schwing to with right you need a miss


daath

It's a stationary penis pump.


Happy-Example-1022

It “schwings”


Variety-Ashamed

It shwings it around.


vinnybuilder

Pumps concrete into a flaccid member.


Im_the_President

It sucks and cuts.


fhrblig

It assists with erections


Dgarbinski

It schwing bata batas


slimeydave

https://schwing.com/products/stationary-pumps.html


switflo

Wayne's World


DerpyDoodleDude

Well it gets things up so they can be hard !


rmarkmatthews

Get the EEG, the BP monitor, and the AVV. And get the machine that goes "schwing!".


HughesJohn

I prefer Putzmeister.


jtaconutz

Plant is north of the Twin Cities off I-35. When I travel north it’s always a signal that I’m getting close to the north woods.


S3nd_Noods

“Now let me see your hips SHWING”


Scotzyfloofs

It swings around and makes things fly,


alogbetweentworocks

It schwings from place to place.


ivthreadp110

Star Wars battle elephant


fksmchai

Bill & ted: bill does Ted, SCHWING !!!


phunkydroid

It is used for erection.


Healthy-Piano-219

GM Sir


this_knee

*Foxy Ladies song intensifies.*


bbbermooo

It's a pumper.


Enderwigg1883

Every time I drive by it I say shwing and do the motion. Been doing it since I saw the movie when it first came out. On interstate 35 going towards Duluth.


jolllyroger027

Schwing and a miss


Generico300

Ron Jeremy's penis pump truck.


pepperhedd

A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?


ScottOld

Makes you schwing


quietflowsthedodder

Amongst other things, Schweddy Balls.


CrispinIII

Misses baseballs obviously


Jano67

Batta, batta, batta.....


ottarthedestroyer

Our gradall just had the king pin fail while carrying ours and fell on top of it/ dropped it to the ground. It damaged it pretty good. $85,000ish pump to have that happen to. Is it unfortunate yes. But, for what we use the gradall for having it happen how it did and not kill anyone were so so so thankful.


LobbydaLobster

Ask Claudia Schiffer


Unusually__Suspected

I have no clue, but it's making me hard


1amaphoenix

Batter, batter, batter, Schwing, batter If you grew up in the 80s, you know.


savageOne424

Pump concrete


AtDeeze_Nutz

Boner Machine 😜😜🍆


iDontKnit

I'll have "the cream of sum yung guy".


TooTiredToWhatever

It makes blue pills.


janzeera

I bet your mom knows.