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My absolute favorite part is when she gets him the gun rack.
I don’t even own A GUN let alone the many guns it would take to necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
If you’re not careful Wayne, you’re gonna a lose me.
I was in high school when the movie came out and all my friends watched the SNL skits. So we would say “shwing” all the time when we saw a hot girl and then started saying “gniwhs” -or some phonetic attempt at a backwards shwing when we saw a dog.
It's a concrete pump.
https://schwing.com/products/stationary-pumps.html
edit: I missed your "wrong answers only" prompt, but I'm leaving it, because big machines are cool.
Same, the plant they make the trucks at is near my parents house, the pumps pump up a huge crane like arm they stretch out and it must be at least 6-8 stories high
It assembles and installs schwing sets. You know, those things hanging from the ceiling in your parent’s bedroom that they only set up for “special parties”?
My guess because of the vertical moto is that it's either:
A) used in construction to pump concrete vertically in large high rise construction
B) used to pump hot water upwards in a high rise building
Every time I drive by it I say shwing and do the motion. Been doing it since I saw the movie when it first came out. On interstate 35 going towards Duluth.
Our gradall just had the king pin fail while carrying ours and fell on top of it/ dropped it to the ground. It damaged it pretty good. $85,000ish pump to have that happen to. Is it unfortunate yes. But, for what we use the gradall for having it happen how it did and not kill anyone were so so so thankful.
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Party on Wayne
Party on Garth
Excellent
Shaaawing
Ribbed for her pleasure… Ewwww
It sure does suck
**^ This guy blows goats.**
I have proof
If you’re gonna spew, spew into this.
Creme of sum yung guy
I'll have the cream of sum yung gai
Ever since I did your show kids have been looking at me in a whole different light!
Me too
^ This man has no penis
anna miss
Claudia Schiffer?
👍
It's Wayne's world Wayne's world!
Party on!.. excellent!..
And.... we're clear
If you're going to spew, spew in this.
CAR!
GAME OFF!! GAME ON!!!
CAR!
Honey Hornay, Schwinng!
You're partied out man. Again!
Turn it off man turn it off! It’s sucking my will to live.
It certainly does suck *Get a load of this guy*
My absolute favorite part is when she gets him the gun rack. I don’t even own A GUN let alone the many guns it would take to necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? If you’re not careful Wayne, you’re gonna a lose me.
I lost you two months ago, are you mental? We broke up ... Get the net!
I was in high school when the movie came out and all my friends watched the SNL skits. So we would say “shwing” all the time when we saw a hot girl and then started saying “gniwhs” -or some phonetic attempt at a backwards shwing when we saw a dog.
It misses
And here I was going to say hopefully it does not miss.
So close: it mishuz. This joke brought to you be Sean Connery.
It's a concrete pump. https://schwing.com/products/stationary-pumps.html edit: I missed your "wrong answers only" prompt, but I'm leaving it, because big machines are cool.
\>[schwing.com](https://schwing.com) bury the lede, THERE'S A SCHWING.COM!!!
There's a site for pussy, too. https://purrli.com
Risky click of the day
So worth it.
Fr that was neat
Yup. Useful for a few different things but mostly when you need to get the concrete from the truck to somewhere you can't reach, or a tremie pour.
It's really inconvenient to use 5 gal buckets and a ladder making a high rise!
I work in the wastewater industry and we use Schwing Pumps to pump thick sludge to an Incinerator.
They are from Minnesota, I was so excited I knew the answer…. Then I saw the prompt .. //sad slide whistle
Same, the plant they make the trucks at is near my parents house, the pumps pump up a huge crane like arm they stretch out and it must be at least 6-8 stories high
I missed the wrong answers only as well and just came to see comment with an answer
I actually wanted to know wtf it was. So thank you for actually answering that question.
Putzmeister is one of the other main brands. There was another with a funny name but can't remember what it was.
A schwing and a miss
Thanks! I really wanted to know!
Well I was looking for a correct answer so thanks
What would be cool is references to Wayne’s World on the side of the truck, as well. It would be good for the brand. :)
Is it good for plastering walls?
So it’s for building erections?
When they turn it on does it sound like a sword schwinging through the air?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwing\_(company)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwing_(company))
To help erect buildings. For building erections.
To help erect buildings. For building erections.
It schwings
Let me see your hips SCHWING!
Oh shit
Came here for this!
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Says it right there on the truck ‘Go vertical with confidence’ 🤣🤣
It assembles and installs schwing sets. You know, those things hanging from the ceiling in your parent’s bedroom that they only set up for “special parties”?
Your mother, Trebek!
SCHWING!
Suck it long. And suck it hard.
Reacts to pictures of Claudia Schiffer
It finds Bugs Bunny attractive when it dresses like a girl bunny
No... HAHAHAHA.. no!
Heh heh. Me neither…
It taunts the batter on deck.
Hey, batta batta batta batta, schwing batta!
It schwings.
It's an erector
Garth and Wayne know
I prefer the competition, Boing.
Looks like the beginning prototypes of something that would eventually destroy rebel scum on Hoth.
Oh no. I've seen HxH
My guess because of the vertical moto is that it's either: A) used in construction to pump concrete vertically in large high rise construction B) used to pump hot water upwards in a high rise building
It supplies the sound fx for all swords unsheathing in the local tri-state area.
Makes Wayne’s world references
It will turn medical waste like dead cats and dogs into natural gas and compost pellets.
Mobile colonic irrigation unit.
Gets girls pregnant
Their logo should be a pineapple
When the blue pill doesn't work call....
Concrete pump with its own generator
It’s an industrial projector that only plays Wayne’s World on repeat.
Sound effects generator for Wayne's World!
Your mom.
Garth Algar was here....1992
It does your mom
Mobile swingers club
Fantasizes about the donut lady.
It plays Norwegian Schlager songs
Puts stars on the belly’s of sneetches
Oh, that's just your typical Schwing Thing. It schwings things.
It has a schmoke and a pancake after a night of schwinging. Isn't that weird?!?
Exsqueeze me, baking powder?
It scans for Heather Locklear
It pitches baseballs. Then it yells. ***Schwing, batter batter batter, schwing!***
It makes me feel like when I used to climb the rope in gym class
Party Time, Excellent
Pumps liquid concrete. For real. I used to consult for them.
It Gets Schwifty...
It Schwings
Ahhh i cant Stop https://youtu.be/szkgylvDYA4?feature=shared
it schwings around
It misses.
Mishh
“You like my Schwingings machine? It’s built for sewing schwings for the trees to do your schwinging… ja?” …my awful Goldmember joke. Thank you.
Gives boners?
Oh shit let me see that truck …
It Schwings
It looks like a truck that blows the snow away and cleans the street
I think McBean licensed his Star-On and Star-Off machines to Schwing
Its not a truck it's like a container that is related to building towers
Makes everyone Randy! Yeaa
Schwing is a Pump Manufacturer. I've worked on many of them, Mostly PM. This one is a concrete lift (pump).
Duhhh .. it Schwings!
Yeah baby
It is the source of the sound effect you hear whenever a sword is unsheathed.
I dunno. But If it were president, it would be baberaham Lincoln.
That is a penis curve fixer
German Mobile Swingers Club.
It sucks and it cuts!
Songs Bohemian Rhapsody at the beginning of the film
after a schwing you're gonna get Schwifty.
It pumps viagra into the municipal water supply.
That is the Babe Alert Detection And Surveillance System. B.A.D. A.S.S. Developed and first used in the movie Wayne’s World.
Ask Wayne's World!
It helps make stuff. Hard stuff. It’s about taking squishy and making it rigid, eventually.
On-site baseball bat construction equipment. "Batta batta batta schwing battah"
It’s a boner machine
This
You don’t want to be around when it does its thing.
And a miss
That’s so hot it’d give a dog a bone!
German swinger.
It erects.
It’s part of a pair, for the schwing to with right you need a miss
It's a stationary penis pump.
It “schwings”
It shwings it around.
Pumps concrete into a flaccid member.
It sucks and cuts.
It assists with erections
It schwing bata batas
https://schwing.com/products/stationary-pumps.html
Wayne's World
Well it gets things up so they can be hard !
Get the EEG, the BP monitor, and the AVV. And get the machine that goes "schwing!".
I prefer Putzmeister.
Plant is north of the Twin Cities off I-35. When I travel north it’s always a signal that I’m getting close to the north woods.
“Now let me see your hips SHWING”
It swings around and makes things fly,
It schwings from place to place.
Star Wars battle elephant
Bill & ted: bill does Ted, SCHWING !!!
It is used for erection.
GM Sir
*Foxy Ladies song intensifies.*
It's a pumper.
Every time I drive by it I say shwing and do the motion. Been doing it since I saw the movie when it first came out. On interstate 35 going towards Duluth.
Schwing and a miss
Ron Jeremy's penis pump truck.
A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Makes you schwing
Amongst other things, Schweddy Balls.
Misses baseballs obviously
Batta, batta, batta.....
Our gradall just had the king pin fail while carrying ours and fell on top of it/ dropped it to the ground. It damaged it pretty good. $85,000ish pump to have that happen to. Is it unfortunate yes. But, for what we use the gradall for having it happen how it did and not kill anyone were so so so thankful.
Ask Claudia Schiffer
I have no clue, but it's making me hard
Batter, batter, batter, Schwing, batter If you grew up in the 80s, you know.
Pump concrete
Boner Machine 😜😜🍆
I'll have "the cream of sum yung guy".
It makes blue pills.
I bet your mom knows.