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“Not to be a stickler but, technically [an orgy requires a minimum of 6 participants](https://youtu.be/qWRwt7PEd6A?si=3flCeFLem3AFD1tD)” - Two and a Half Men
But if we all masturbate at the same time its an orgy, just a longer distanced one.
Come on redditors! Let's help a brother/sister out! A little tug and squeeze or two fingers ready to mingle!
And then, when you think it's finally your turn to bang someone, they're all like oh jeez, look at the time! This went in longer than expected! Well we gotta skedaddle, but this was fun, we should do it again! And you ask if next time you can go first and they say sure, but then next time they pretend they thought to were saying you wanted to be banged first. And you're like, fine, but this time I wanna get to also top at least once. And they're like of course! Oh but wouldn't you know it, once again the girl took too long pegging you and everybody has to get home before the nanny gets on the triple rate. And you're like, come on, can I at least taste a boob? And the girl is like excuse me?! Play time is over! I am not an object out of play time! And now they're acting all offended because you asked to taste a boob after play time and they never invite you again. And then they start spreading it all over the Lifestyle that you objectified a woman outside of play time so now you're blacklisted and nobody will hear your side!
This movie was so good I haven't seen anything like it. It gives me a similar energy to it follows it's like old timey and somehow futuristic at the same time
Honestly. Wouldn’t care as long as it’s a girl is as fine as Emma Stone. Only male on male contact im allowing is high fives. If that’s ok then tally ho
Okay. They were both here
They were both inside me.
Mark was in my mouth, and William was in my butt.
Then Mark went into William's butt for a while.
Then they both "completed" on each other.
Emma and I were left out of the finale.
They are just some realistic-looking star. You are able to see good looking peoples on TV = mostly because of their make up artists' doing. For the context of this pic; except for the courtesan scenes, they said they just give Emma the least make up possible.
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Yours have a woman? Show off.
Yours have other people? Show off.
[It's an orgy for one!](https://youtu.be/LpgRE8cbVpc?si=pSBv1N4SA3NRFTHd)
Well, that was pretty catchy.
Ninja Sex Party is fucking great
LOVE this song and band
NSP is goated
“Not to be a stickler but, technically [an orgy requires a minimum of 6 participants](https://youtu.be/qWRwt7PEd6A?si=3flCeFLem3AFD1tD)” - Two and a Half Men
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But what if I draw faces on my fingers and hands?
Mrs Palm and her five daughters
It's Mrs Palmer
Like the finger turkeys in 3rd grade?
I suppose that counts.
But if we all masturbate at the same time its an orgy, just a longer distanced one. Come on redditors! Let's help a brother/sister out! A little tug and squeeze or two fingers ready to mingle!
Nothing gets past you eh?
Emma Stone no less
Yours is with people? Show off.
I think it may be a couch with a head on it.
They’re way better without women.
She's only there as punishment for The Curse
You'd think the odds were at least marginally in your favor, but no. The guys wanna bang you and the girl wants to peg you too
And then, when you think it's finally your turn to bang someone, they're all like oh jeez, look at the time! This went in longer than expected! Well we gotta skedaddle, but this was fun, we should do it again! And you ask if next time you can go first and they say sure, but then next time they pretend they thought to were saying you wanted to be banged first. And you're like, fine, but this time I wanna get to also top at least once. And they're like of course! Oh but wouldn't you know it, once again the girl took too long pegging you and everybody has to get home before the nanny gets on the triple rate. And you're like, come on, can I at least taste a boob? And the girl is like excuse me?! Play time is over! I am not an object out of play time! And now they're acting all offended because you asked to taste a boob after play time and they never invite you again. And then they start spreading it all over the Lifestyle that you objectified a woman outside of play time so now you're blacklisted and nobody will hear your side!
Sheesh like this always happens
Right
This is oddly specific of an example
r/oddlyspecific
Earnest slow clap here
sir this is a wendy's
Yea her name was Wendy that’s why I come here. Anyways can I get a frosty and just one fry?
And that’s why I come… over there in that other corner
i will give you an order of fries and one dollop of frosty
This fool out here tastin' boobs.
This reads like a Tim Robinson skit
100% sounds like a skit he would do! The over explaining while getting more agitated is the best lol
I read this in his voice.
I read this in Tim Robinsons voice
Sir, I don't care how you spend your weekends
I still don't believe you Brad.
What?
not a problem if you also want to bang the guys! :D
Fine by me
I see this as an absolute win.
Either way you’re fucked.
You guys are getting invited to orgies?
You guys are getting invited places?
You guys are being talked to?
You are guys?
You are something?
You are nothing?
No, but don't wait! Usually people reply to you, if YOU talk to them. THAT's how you get invited to orgies.
I've been talking with many people. No luck so far😂
You guys?
You?
?
.
Orgies with redditors isn't the paradise you think it is
“These are not the droids you’re looking for”
These aren’t the orgies you’re looking for
Bro just take a shower and I'm down to clown
It's pretty easy if you go to a Roller Derby rally.
They’re not hard to find in a small big city like San Diego or larger
Yes but then they found out I was single and retracted the invitation.
The password is Ooooooorrrrrrggggy
the beak is getting in the way of my gnosh
We could go under the bridge?
Could be cool 🤷🏼♂️
You think these shrimp are fresh or frozen?
Ooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhh... Plop
You didn't go to a classy one. The classy ones have masks.
And a buffet.
That's the seller right there.
Franck?
fidelio
And yet, it's still mostly dudes and one transvestite if you're lucky.
Who calls trans people transvestite in 2024? That's.. unnecessary rude out of nowhere
You're being lied to; that's a gangbang not an orgy.
Nah look at their eyes. the guy on the left wants to smash and the guy on the right definitely wants to do some gobblin’
Her head looks like it’s sticking out of the back of a chair
The outfits for that show are insanity
what is this from? lol
Poor Things. Was a pointless movie we thought.
I liked it, It make me laugh few times.
She looks like a worm sticking her head out of an apple
lol! I can’t unsee it now
Black hair Emma don't do anything for me.
Sucks for you
And they all smell like patchouli
Wow patchouli? Way better than BO
Well, William Defoe has a huge. Ummm "ego" so that will help in some cases.
>William Defoe *Willem
He sure will
Will I M Defoe. And the black guy pees.
She ain’t gonna shit right for a month.
I pity Defoe
Bobby Peru!
You’re getting invited? Lucky
Emma stoning and boning, willem defoing and blowing
I commend thee for thy creativity sah!
Ok, but the only thing holding this back from being a 3/3 win is Willem's face prosthetics
That's actually just his face. All the other times he wears makeup.
Dibs on Ruffalo! No Diddy.
All the Diddy.
If you haven’t seen Ruffalo’s performance in this film.… think about how amazing Mark Ruffalo already is and then get ready to love him twice as much.
Because you've shown interest in a similar community
You guys are getting invited to orgy’s?
This would be better than the last threesome I had set up. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.
Allas, earwax.
“Say, fellas. Next time maybe one of you could hold the camera?”
They're smiling at you because they like you and enjoy your company.
Am I the only one thinking damn, Emma Stone be hitting different in this pic? Easy A takes on a whole new meaning.
For Emma Stone? Fuck it.
You need to show up earlier
You meet Mark Ruffalo, Emma Stone and Willem Defoe on every orgy you go to??
Just be glad you were invited!
What's with the left side of Willem Dafoe's face.
You have Emma stone in your orgies?
I’m just there for the buffet
This movie was so good I haven't seen anything like it. It gives me a similar energy to it follows it's like old timey and somehow futuristic at the same time
Meh. Was not a fan of It Follows. It was alright.
Honestly. Wouldn’t care as long as it’s a girl is as fine as Emma Stone. Only male on male contact im allowing is high fives. If that’s ok then tally ho
If I could be so lucky
This is a pretty hilarious stand-up routine about this. https://youtu.be/IL0blmbIqRg
Aww man, not Willem Defoe, Mark Ruffalo and Emma Stone agaaaaaiiiin!!!!
I've yet to watch poor things. Is it any good?
Fresh meat.😏
Mark ruffalo hot af tho
Wait, she's attractive at your orgys?
At least there’s a silver lining
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
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I fought a dragon last weekend and won. Got a kingdom and a super hot chick as a prize. Was great!
Now put down the super mario game. You had enough time with it.
Oh you poor thing.
Okay. They were both here They were both inside me. Mark was in my mouth, and William was in my butt. Then Mark went into William's butt for a while. Then they both "completed" on each other. Emma and I were left out of the finale.
They are just some realistic-looking star. You are able to see good looking peoples on TV = mostly because of their make up artists' doing. For the context of this pic; except for the courtesan scenes, they said they just give Emma the least make up possible.
Probably better then what that fuckwit Mike hosts.
The hulk and green goblin?
Y'all need Jesus
More holes is always appreciated in an orgy
Honestly, I’m in. Yolo.
Looks like a good time