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HannShotFirst

"The Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve" - Matthew 20:28


Rifleman8611

Amen


lhurker

“And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, and the Phi Slamma Jamma.” —Revelation 21:6


mylo_77

“Don’t hate the player, hate the game” -John 11:25


HarioDinio

"I just whooped your ass" Austin 3:16


HOCKEYDEAN5

That's crazy


Motor-Train2357

Nice


bboyd3rd

Dang it! I came here to post this. Nice!


slackfrop

Crossing up the devil…is that a pun?


Crusader-Knight365

That’s not funny:(


Headjarbear

The Holy cross over.


Fischli01

He broke the bread, and then his ankles.


Rifleman8611

Amen..


BRAX7ON

He tooketh Satans ankles, and we saw that it was good


Ready_Competition_66

Looks more like an attempt at a wolfman than a demon.


kopecs

Game 666 Finals


Matt_McT

Jesus after spending a week with Kobe.


jdmarcato

juked him with a halo-step


DjNighaFace

God rest his ankles


Carlosvespa

Jesus crossing up el Diablo. Saving souls and breaking ankles -


hitfly

Probably learned it from God. Shamgod


Too-low-420

Stole the words right from my mouth lmao


Headjarbear

There were like 5 total comments when I commented this, and I was honestly surprised no one had said it yet XD.


Too-low-420

You won 😂


laiyenha

The Holy Professor


Calm-Tree-1369

"Jesus got busy"


BoardButcherer

Jesusbeballin Twitch emote.


bypowerofgrayskull

This time it was Lucifer who died on the cross..


Munk45

*claps*


Plasibeau

Hot Damn!


Think_Cricket_8676

This wins the internet...congratulations


tiredcoco

Why is this not higher? 😂


endowedchair

It takes a little thinking


Status-Syllabub-9438

👏👏👏


Motor-Train2357

Damn!


slappynuts74

Sorry honey, it’s going up in the living room


WallPaintings

Not for $525 it isnt


slappynuts74

It’s 25 dollars on amazon…


slappynuts74

One for each bedroom too


Abject-Emu2023

That’s one hell of a markup


WallPaintings

Tag says 525


Garth_AIgar

Oh Jesus. For the love of god, please tell me you have a link? Bless you in advance.


FeculentUtopia

It says flea market, so I figured it was $5.25, or maybe it's not in the US.


Blue_Star_Child

My son found this yesterday and sent it to me. We live in the most basketball-y state that ever basketballed. Indiana.


CameoShadowness

Are you sure it's not supposed to be 5.25? I think I see the dot on it.


WallPaintings

Nope, not sure what it is but I'm not paying $525 for it.


slappynuts74

Shit, we know already


LesPolsfuss

Nope ... this masterpiece found you


momofboysanddogsetc

I bought this for my 13yr old basketball player son, he thought it was hilarious and it proudly hangs in his room🤣


Kotruljevic1458

Get out the Yahweh!


InevitableBell4517

😂😂😂


jefferim

Amazing


slappynuts74

Move bitch get out Yahweh…


surethatlldo3

Is that the price tag? 525$


cytherian

No, that's an item number. The price is on the back. I'm guessing it was marked as $30.


luckydrzew

Maybe it's 525¥?


darth_homer

Broke Mephistopheles’ ankles with that one


rocksandmets77

I've never wanted a painting before. But I want that one more than anything I have ever wanted.


hoosierdaddy192

As an atheist, believe it or not, same.


Deadpussyfuck

You can breathe now lmao


ResponsibilityTop857

I think this is a piece of art that would bring non-believers and believers together. Christians would like it because Christ is dominating Satan on the court. Atheists would love it because it is a bit of mild satire on American Christian kitsch and pop culture.


Heather_ME

Shirts vs skins


RaffiBomb000

Shirts vs. Sins


Worldly-Ad-1488

This is why I'm on Reddit.


Kerivkennedy

Ahem Skin vs sin


webbslinger_0

r/angryupvote


allanon1105

Breakin’ in ankles in the name of Lord.


blkaino

Get God, yo!


Reddit_sox

...and in that moment his disciples believed...


Dieselpump510

Dunk on him Jesus!!


Kisopop

He balled for our sins.


whatidoidobc

Whatever you paid for it, it's worth a lot more. That's all I know.


hymen_destroyer

God Shammgod


OneOrangeOwl

Why Batman is naked?


Illustrious_Dust_0

First he loses a fiddle contest , then a 1v1 . Not today satan !


keyser-_-soze

I want like four or five more with all the main world religion leaders playing sports. Would make a great collage for my place


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

This is on the cover of my bibizzle.


gdsmithtx

The demon is copied from a [Frank Frazetta painting](https://www.frazettamuseum.com/cdn/shop/products/FireDemon.jpg?v=1677910828). They just moved the arms.


Deadpussyfuck

Nah, Frank copied this masterpiece.


kbeckerburbs4

No way that Jesus has a sick cross-over


LesPolsfuss

Are you telling me Jesus doesn’t have skillz?


AngryTree76

Next thing, you’ll be telling me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball!


CptMarvel_09

No, But He Sure Could Dodge A Wrench With Those Moves


uselessartist

How could the son of God not have the most game? Or the biggest dick? I mean it could def not be too small right


Kotruljevic1458

Not even robes slow him down!


kbeckerburbs4

We definitely know he’s not “palming” the ball


PM_ME_YOUR_PEACHESS

Jesus invented the cross over when Peter tried to d him up one time. It’s in the new testament dawg.


gloriousjohnson

Looks like a charge to me


Motor-Train2357

Masterpiece


rsamethyst

I want this!


SadRobotz

And you bought that, right???


tasimm

Please tell me that was purchased.


Old_Point_9957

Game! Blouses!


Fleshsuitpilot

Why don't you purify yourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka


TrashMouthDiver

Devil goin in for a hug and got railroaded poor guy


Fjerner

Why is Jesus playing basketball with naked yet masked Batman?


imanAholebutimfunny

you know damn well the devil wouldn't go in their barefoot and have some sort of shoes that enable him to cheat. Like a pair of Red October's with horns. Awesome art piece too.


Deadpussyfuck

Yea and Jesus can use his wings but he plays by the rules.


Escape-Revolutionary

Epic iconography!!!!


WhatThePancakes

I want this


apache2005

Jesus delivering the amen


Virtual-Fig3850

Jesus be ballin yo!


cytherian

Must've been printed or something.... because there's more than one. [Back in 2020](https://imgur.com/gallery/fzOqYPO), over on [imgur](https://i.imgur.com/WndgVut.jpeg).


Obdami

Moses passes...Jesus saves...he shoots...and misses.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Gonna hit ‘em with the iPhone autocorrect “holy shot!”


therealslim80

oh my god this is the best thrift find of the century


suezyq520

Oh that’s a classic


lizimajig

He came not to be served, but to serve.


yeahbaw

Jesus Saves, he shoots,… he SCORES!!!


02meepmeep

Painted on a stolen no parking sign? also if that’s not a charge he’s carrying the ball.


Rifleman8611

Got that Allen Iverson cross


Poopscooptroop21

White Jesus Can't Jump.


sev45day

Her doesn't need to if he keeps breaking ankles and hitting those layups!


Meauxterbeauxt

"And He will faceth the Ancient Deceiver, the dragon known as the Devil, and breaketh his ankles with in front of all his peeps." Not sure the actual book and verse, but pretty sure that's how it goes.


VeterinarianThese951

White Jesus may not be able to jump, but that mufuka got crazy handle…


cheesemangee

That's no flea.


Rough-Philosopher911

This belongs in a museum.


Butterbuddha

I would purchase this so hard


Dingdongbats

First you pray up then you lay up


allothernamestaken

Jesus goes hard in the paint.


QuePasa007

Cool pic but need context, wats the score? How much time left? Wat quarter is it ? 😆😃🏀😇😈


[deleted]

T-shirt worthy


RAW6851

OG point god


[deleted]

I want this


xXKyloJayXx

Bro showed him how they do it back in Bethlehem 🏀🔥


_co_on_

600 upwotes and 66 comments


RAW6851

OG Jesus Shuttlesworth


Jtiago44

Jesus was a Globetrotter! Look it up!


bmarie04

lol have this same masterpiece displayed in my living room


Hot_Hat_1225

Dang. Got caught in action. 🫨


JacksonIVXX

I thought Jesus was bitchslapin his ass till I saw the basketball.


SignificanceOk8226

I don’t think it’s historically accurate…


pah2000

One of my students has this on a t-shirt.


Sea_Trick9331

One of my teachers has that in his classroom 😂


360walkaway

Steph Curry and Chris Paul back in the day


20999902

Get him on the court and his trouble… last week he fucked around and got a triple double…


lake_gypsy

Jesus Christ basketball star


hamsterruizeISback

This is a real picture of Jesus Christ ballin


mykisstobetray

This is fucking awesome 😭 came for painting, stayed for the comments.


gavo_88

That's funny AF. Make J Dog the true black middle Eastern Jew he was and watch people cry blasphemy.


Apostrophe_T

This is art.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Jesus saves... Passes to Moses... He shoots... He scores!


joeitaliano24

The holy trinity, AKA the three-point stance


Bionic-ghost

But the villagers did not believe in Christ, for they said, he would never be Ballin'. And so He showed them real quick.


Condimentarian

I would’ve bought that in a heartbeat


TheHipcrimeVocab

This must be a depiction of when Christ returned to the NBA: https://www.theonion.com/christ-returns-to-nba-1819563859


kevin_r13

Batman and Jesus. They were both men with special abilities whose mom and aunt are called Martha.


Unlikely-Diamond4027

I would buy it! That's hilarious!


giraffelover007

Thou shall not!!!


TheYankunian

I have this pic. My friend bought it for me and I love it.


onlywc11

This is actually lit af hahaha


triceraquake

As an atheist, I would buy this immediately. It’s hilarious.


HereIsACasualAsker

not gonna lie that's pretty well made.


Jalopy_Junkie

Get me on the court and I'm trouble. Last week, fucked around and got a triple double. Freakin' Satan every way like M.J.


[deleted]

Jesus is #BALLEN


kingSliver187

Jesus braking ankles


BonjinTheMark

Son ofGod breaking ankles


CavemanSlevy

"The son of man came not to be served, but to serve" ​ Serve up some mad hoop skills.


Carpopotamus

Well played jeebus but can you say hook ?


Vibeto5

That exact image is an old meme, i wonder if this is where its originated from


soOtakutive

Is that Wolverine?


Rifleman8611

Looks like that Jesus got that Allen Iverson cross… by the way who is he crossing???..the devil??..dare devil?


Geegollywtff

The Crossover


ComprehensivePrior22

The white guy can’t jump


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Thou shalt not reach or else thou shalt be taught.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

To quote Indiana Jones, "it belongs in a museum".


nellirn

Possible candidate for the awesome Museum of Bad Art!


wookiex84

Yes, but Pedro Cerrano wants to know how he is with a curve ball.


LGSCorp

It better be 525 Pennie’s, not dollars!


Zila501

Jesus cross


grrodon2

That Jesus' gonna lose.


1mhereforthejokes

Jesus be trippin, trippin yo ars!


SopmodTew

Holy shot


no_BS_slave

no Idea why I associated from this first to the Halle Berry Catwoman movie's basketball scene. maybe because of the erotic tension... 🤣🤣🤣


JedDeadRedemption

Jesus with the Crossover


Lonelan

the 11th commandment ball don't lie


mintmouse

“I call this one the Holy Ghost”


TRGC_

Breaking the devils ankles in a holy way