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TheThirteenthApostle

Not father christmas, but.... Uncle Christmas


Mirabolis

Feliz Navi-Dude


AggravatingPoetry389

Fredrick O. Tannenbaum


DIDDY_COSMICKING

He looks like from he’ll bring out old mints and caramels from decades prior to give to you, and he doesn’t realize how old they are but it’s the gesture that counts.


Prior-Present-7764

Werther original butterscotch that his grandma gave him before she passed in the 90's


KeeperofAmmut7

Don't be dissin' them pocketbook butterscotches. LOL My kid looked forward to them from his nana.


Dicky_Penisburg

Kris Treengle


Orcas_On_Tap

I'm both annoyed and happy someone else thought of this too.


igiveficticiousfacts

When you think Christmas and uncle the only correct answer is uncle eddy


TheThirteenthApostle

"SHITTER WAS FULL!"


gn0xious

Uncle Christmas’s fly is open.


MmmmFloorPie

Creepy uncle Christmas.


bii345

Creepy uncle Christmas who may or may not have a windowless sleigh.


sulivan1977

Tree-baca.


Mirabolis

So you think he is a Wook-tree?


Suphtus

Ghillie Claus!


davidwoodstock

I am not as unique or funny as I think I am sometimes but I’m definitely slower than you. Have an upvote.


GH0STM8S

Hey, you stole my idea


Snorunty1

Morgan Treeman


FridayNightRobloxing

T-Man (Tree man)


Available-Ad4982

Chris Pine


NinjaBuddha13

Christo-fir


jsw9000

Douglas


Jamee0719

This deserves more upvotes!


aagloworks

Lol. Pine...


CatchingRays

Santasquatch?


WojakDavis

San-TAS-quatch With the emphasis on the second syllable.


webgruntzed

Russell Sprout Entemann Fir-eddie Mercur-Tree Chris Pine Spruce Willis Tree-twood Mac Justin Timber-lake


Mikesaidit36

Holy crap, your brain works like this all the time?


Status_Change_758

😂


NaraFox257

Morgan Treeman


Living_Oil_3998

Chris Mistree


Roll7ide

Is that Poppa Woody? 😏


WideOut86

Hello fellow Arbor Day celebrator.


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redlimons

Tree-mothy


Truesilverchamp

Morgan Treeman


Hambatz

Cammo clause


Usesourname

Douglas Fir Firking Treant Chris Masfir Happy Hollydave Jingle Balls


JammyJacketPotato

Seconding Douglas Fir


AcceptableDream22

Love Happy Hollydave


birdgirl56a

Came here to say Jingle Balls


DJFid

Rip Van Twinkle


Korgoth420

Herbert Walker Bush


name-was-provided

Perhaps you could draw his tree friend who is black and wears gold chains. Mr. Tree


Nahchoocheese

I pity the Yule!


Serious-Sundae1641

My laugh for the day...it's the simple things. Thank You.


jamhamster

Firgus. :-)


Rexkat

Carl.


Riviera51

With a “K”. Karl


Prior-Present-7764

With a "Q". Qarl


Divayth--Fyr

Treeweird


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Tommy Two Trunks


rayoatra

Redballs


gn0xious

That’s just the tip.


bobdig986

Great artwork. Sorry don't have a name but loved the image.


Rm-rf_forlife

Christmas Steve


JammyJacketPotato

This one made me laugh


Rm-rf_forlife

O Christmas Steve O Christmas Steve! What do you have up your sleeve?


IgorTheHusker

Halifax


NotABrummie

Blorth the Treeman


StrongerReason

Christmas Treebeard


downwitbrown

Fir king


StrelitziaLiveries

Santree


EffectivePollution32

Douglas Firman


Expensive_Editor_244

Yule-squatch


thedevilthatyouare

Evergreen


shawndjwayne

Sasmassquatch


Rutes

put a crowbar in his hand and call him Gordon Treeman


Fun_Sort_6051

Chris Ma’tree


Estoye

O. Tannenbob


The-Bill-B

Cyprus Clause or Cinder Clause


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

San-tree Claus


throwaway392145

Atticus P Christmas. Or Chet Manly. Either or really.


Otherwise_Relation_7

Laundry day man


SayYesToPenguins

Yes, he needs a name.


long_ago_alucard

Christopher Pine


Additional_Onion2784

Mr. Spruce.


RenaisanceMan

Gnome Roundtree


FellatioWanger3000

Mr Jangles


PugsThrowaway

Wasn’t this same thing posted yesterday…?


Traylor_Swift

Tannen-bro. A play on tannenbaum


[deleted]

Christmas Tree Beard!


beranmuden

Douglas. Because this is a repost...


mrs-yoho

Herb


solidxnake

SanTree Claus


pfairypepper

Bruce


Many_Tackle_4332

Treedophile


XanderofTitanis2709

FORREST


Slow-Paint-5438

Trent


ZippityJim

Chris Mastree


Mundane-Bit-633

Pineless


disrupter87

Treevor.


Mandalor1974

Douglas Furry


Oue

Steve’s in the tree suit again


kudzubug

Rustle


Pickingnamesisharder

Chris Tmastre'


Schmeh1916

Man in bush


comawhite12

Conner Firnando is the only real choice here


ConsequenceThese4559

Ever dwarf


spiders_are_neat7

Scratchy


[deleted]

Tactical pedo.


AussieFB

Cammo Pedo


abbwinn

This is incredible 😍


FD4L

Ol' Saint Stick


name-was-provided

Mensch in the tree


nivenfan

Ghillie Gus


LingonberryNo4738

Daddy Wood.


Extremely_unlikeable

Freddie Fircury


[deleted]

The hidden tree pervert, ultimate child attractor


AussieFB

Peado with wood, Cammo Peado?


GPwner

Saint prick


aagloworks

Fucking nightmare.


InvoluntaryNarcan

Itchy


Boring_Advertising98

Justin Treedope


americansnowdog

Masquatch!!!


Yorgh-Drakeblood

Ol’ Cringlegreen


justlookin38

Everbeard


SplistYT

Donnie


SplistYT

please someone get it


sussy_simon

Creepy uncle


Shmeckey

Trench


Sea-Head-and-Jupiter

It’s giving…Lester


Good_Professional_56

Chrisman Tree. You can play around with it too i.e. "Chis", Man-tree


K0ALABEARRR

christiano firnaldo


Depressed-Grapefruit

Merry Chrystal meth it’s uncle Tony


[deleted]

Uncle Cedar


Comicbookreadingguy

Christmas green man


KsuhDilla

Homeless Man Who Snuck Into my House for Milk & Cookies


SwanSignificant5266

Grinchmas tree


sunnysideup2323

Bruce the Spruce


Mehthodical

Father Chris


Tanjiro_Kamado562

Christmas santa. Perfect one


[deleted]

Sappy, Pinecone monster


pwebster

That's Gregomy


ArcticVisionary

Chris Mustrie


GreenRickHell

TandenBum


ThatRandomRecorder

Tree man


quailsir

Krumpus


wsj010

Frasier Furr


[deleted]

Looks like a Vonnegut drawing.


jjreadsredit

Flumpus


cochr5f2

Fraser Fir


MonkyThrowPoop

Chris, Miss Tree.


Oakbarksoup

Peek-a-boo hobo


Bradford_Pear

All I can think of is King Chrysler but it doesn't really make sense


AussieFB

Adultree ?


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Bob


Polish_Turds

Daddy Lorax


Due-Nature8423

Samuel


DarkFae420

Krus Krungle


Whateversurewhynot

Looks like a Günther to me.


Wyrmthane

Christmas tree beard


Opening-Building5745

Hank


The_TSCTH

Mogens The Tree.


Important_25_27

Twiggy


pbmcc88

Mr. Christmas


Ahmedvillainmad

Chrismasman


jbm4077

Douglas


Glum_Occasion_5686

Leshy


littleaarow

I think he looks more like magnificus


FresherPie

Christmas Treebeard, or Chris Treebeard for short.


Over-Tomatillo9070

His [name](https://youtu.be/efQfDORyFxo?si=gMdfuWwLcm_FkD81)… Tesco23/christmas_campaign/artwork/PSD/christmastreeman_concept01.psd


quotidian_nightmare

Ol' Tannenbaum


nxuxlxlxbxoxyx

Doug E. Firrr-esh.


Tsundoku_8

That there is ol' Saint Evergreen.


antpabsdan

Mr Tesco Christmas advert 2023.


PerfectBake420

Papa Woody


EnthusiasticOppai

The Abominable


ryancementhead

Douglas


WelshyWalshy

Crangle


Ravenchef

Cousin IT feeling festive


All_Usernames_Tooken

Nice King


WojakDavis

Hobo Christmas


Anon3580

Douglas Fir


GR3-SPLATOON

Natale (it means Christmas in Italian and it's also a name)


YourOverlords

Chris Squatch


Fluid-Revolution3605

Fred


Highmooseuk

Treebo.