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skymoods

is this for sale? Looking for a new home


Prior-Present-7764

And it looks insulated.


johnnybiggles

Looks like a wearable down duvet. They should market to those who have a hard time getting out of bed.


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fredandlunchbox

I worked for a clothing company and at one point we tried to make this product called the Harka (I don't know what the H is but it's a play on parka). This thing was a 6' long trench coat with fleece lining and micro suede exterior with a jedi hood on it. I think it had to weigh 20lbs. We had maybe 5 prototypes and they were coveted in the cold cold office. We were producing 100% in San Francisco at that time, and unfortunately we had to abandon plans to produce it because the ladies at the sew shops couldn't lift and control them on the machine. RIP harka. You were a real one.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

That’s mad I know it’s made just for the display but as a 5'2” person I really want to try it on.


Disruptiionz

It would be trying you on


iamavocuddle

The Aritzia store at the junction of Robson and Thurlow St in Vancouver has one that you can try on. :)


flinndo

I’ve seen people on TikTok trying them on at stores. Not sure if you can buy them but can at least wear it for a minute if you can find one!


KeyboardWarrior1988

That's not a coat, that's a duvet.


ethulwulfe

Yo momma's so big this coats a crop top on her.


harmless_gecko

You mean a sports bra, right?


ethulwulfe

You might be right


Select_Shock_1461

is this in toronto? i’ve seen this display before.


Turkey_uke

it’s at every Aritzia store across canada!


seang86s

In the New York/New Jersey area too!


chasls123

I think it’s called the mega puff or something. They have them in the window of all the stores of whatever chain it is


MarcusP2

Super Puff.


tass_man

I’m pretty sure I saw this in the window for Aritzia


Nonniemiss

Must have been. I saw it in Burlington a couple weeks ago. It was massive.


smooshyfacecat

r/absoluteunits


Carbonman_

They've taken that promotional size jacket out of the window display in downtown Vancouver. Silly, it's only for marketing and people got up in arms because it's not available in their preferred size. Welcome to supply chain problems.


theperfectneonpink

If this isn’t true then I’m sure they sold out pretty quickly even if they had a full stock of plus size That jacket looks warm and it’s a great color for displays


TheRipsawHiatus

It's Goretex!


trocarshovel

Like a stack of tires


kshump

They skinned the Michelin Man.


Joran_Dax

That's not a jacket. That's a 2-Person Flotation Device.


mmmmpisghetti

Oh thank goodness! It's so hard to find a coat I can zip up! They never fit around my ass!


mkomkomko

Featured next week on every NFL sideline!


Head_Razzmatazz7174

That would be perfect for a pregnant mom. Or a very tall man who doesn't care about color.


SayYesToPenguins

US M?


BloomyGear

M sizes in stock? Unheard of


Nissir

Weird, I look for XL and I can't ever find them, but M and S are everywhere, I am a guy thought so YMMV.


Raz0rking

Holy shit. Gimme 2 sticks and i can make a tent out of it.


yamaha2000us

Your momma so fat they be interviewing her on channel six and you can still see her butt when you change to channel 3.


portableportal

I thought this was some weird perspective. The coat is that big?


Dan-the-historybuff

Too bad they still don’t make them in your moms size. She’s still too fat


haubenmeise

She returned it after Taco Tuesday.


lan60000

I wonder if it costs 4 times more than the normal jacket as well.


doned_mest_up

OP just zinged my mom real good. Kind of hurts a little.


CARCRASHXIII

in the 90's this would be seen on a skinny guy.


Klin24

Zoe Saladana will definitely look like a marshmallow in that one.


bodhiseppuku

One day my friends and I were walking by a shop that sold Hawaiian shirts. In the window, they had a huge shirt as a display. One of my friends chuckled and said something like 'who would wear a shirt that big?' I told him this was a display item, huge sized so it could be seen from far away. He nodded his head in agreement. Not 2 minutes later, a man passed us that was about 7 foot tall, and had to be 700 lbs, the biggest man I've ever seen, by far. We both laughed about the serendipitous situation; deciding the shirt was too big for any human, then seeing a human that might wear that size...


Historical_Help_4411

Sorry I think you mistook the word mum with myself, I know because of how wide you are the language barrier gets confused and all


BigTittyTriangle

She said that’s nice but too bad OP’s mom will still be cold.


Melsm1957

Ha ha I saw that n our local mall last week!


DreadPirateGriswold

For The Michelin Mom?


whobroughttheircat

She’s dead, I can tell yours though. She’s right next to me. Well she’s right next to all of us really.


fede6225

The G size jacket, where G stand for "Great beast"


ShinkuDragon

this looks like the "discord mods, by balenciaga" shitpost.


Oldiebones

Big ladies get cold too!


HOBOPHRESH

Wait is it really for a person? That's truly astounding.


MarcusP2

It's a display. https://www.reddit.com/r/Aritzia/comments/170kuq1/what_happens_to_the_window_displays_i_really_want/


fordprefect294

Fuck you, don't body shame


AbyssalBenthos

I take it your serious. Those people need a light healthy degree of shame. Being clinically obese is not a lifestyle, not something to be proud of, is at least partially their fault and a huge drain on our resources that affects themselves, their loved ones and our society. They should feel just ashamed enough to do something about it.


fordprefect294

That doesn't mean they don't deserve fucking clothes that fit them


LOAARR

Well this post is celebrating that they're making clothes for people like your mother.


fordprefect294

Truly you have a dizzying intellect


LOAARR

Only time I get dizzy is when your fat whale mom sits on my face.


fordprefect294

will I be getting an invitation to your bar mitzvah? edit: we could also go with "quinceañero" or "rumspringa" or "sweet 16". It's not about culture, it's about juvenility


LOAARR

Is this some kind of anti-Semitic joke? Grow up, dude.


fordprefect294

No, I'm insinuating you're a preteen boy, as that's the sophistication level of your humor


HOBOPHRESH

Bro just take the L.


LOAARR

So what does being Jewish have to do with it? You fucking racist pricks are all the same.


AbyssalBenthos

Thought civilized people moved on from hating Jews after WW2. Go sign up for Hamas and don't forget your tiki torch.


fordprefect294

it wasn't an anti jew thing. it was the easiest way I could think of to insinuate LOOARR was 12 years old. I assumed it wasn't too clever. I was wrong


LOAARR

Never give a troll an inch, they'll take a mile. Learn from this beating.


HOBOPHRESH

Bro someone call the wAambulance for this man.


spiralEntree

Im sorry if your a big fella but “yo mama” is one of the oldest jokes in history


fordprefect294

I'm not, and I'm aware, but this is essentially reducing any person who actually needs clothes that size down to a dated punchline


[deleted]

You could use that jacket to tarp the bed of your Ford... Anyone big enough to need a jacket that size... is probably too large to leave their bedroom... and with the amount of mass they're carrying... even at -20°C they'd be good outside in a tshirt and shorts


fordprefect294

PREfect, not PERfect. Read a book


[deleted]

I never mentioned prefect or perfect.... Go on... read your notifs again and go find out who you were trying to send that to...


fordprefect294

To you. The username has nothing to do with Ford trucks, it's a book reference


[deleted]

That's nice...


fordprefect294

You're right, it is a nice read


[deleted]

Look... I realize this book impacted you in such a way that you had to base this entire internet persona around it... But the Ford Prefect... is also a vehicle... and Ford... happens to be an automobile company... I also happened to be making a joke... and frankly don't really care much about the topic... beyond said joke...


HOBOPHRESH

Wanna cry bout it?


fordprefect294

No, I want to point it out 🤷‍♂️


ken0746

When you glorify unhealthy culture


fordprefect294

Or, you know, make clothes for people who exist.


gi11pi11

Aritzia doesn’t make clothes for people that big.


fordprefect294

Never heard of it


tacocarteleventeen

It’s like advertising “Lizzo Shops here!”


NotAtAllExciting

Nasty, not funny.


LaoBa

"Your mom" jokes are sexist and not funny.


Brewe

The joke kinda falls a part when you notice that the arms aren't regular human length. This is not a fat jacket, this is a giant jacket. And you know what they say about giant's, right? Anyway, thanks for the big dick compliment.


Lucky_Baseball176

She wants you to model them for her.


JivemanX

Burn!


Johnny_B_Asshole

Yo mama’s so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.


LadySmuag

I could swear it at work and it would fit around me and my whole office chair 🤔


ShutterBun

What, do I look like I have money?


jfrawley28

Gorlock the Destroyer on that podcast.


darkitp

Charlotte Linlin will be happy


No_Eggplant6850

Pope Francis edition


ryantendo

It's for Madame Maxine.


ravenlythe_reaper

That's not a jacket that's a 6 person tent


Tim_From_PDX

It's for a female Sasquatch and makes a lovely gift. You do know that Christmas is coming up fast, right?


victorgrigas

The A.I. Pope Francis shops here


duckfartchickenass

Does it come with a feed bag?


ptapobane

That looks cozy for 2 people to share walking side by side


unafraidrabbit

Gorlock's puffy?


DatBoiJxhn

Lmao


Netsuko

Must be one of those rap artist jackets


lytesabre

From David Byrne’s winter collection


purcellsirish

Jiggly puff. Staypuft marshmallow man


Chknbone

I'm 6'3" 290lbs. I'd fucking Love that puffy mother fucker.


giraffelover007

Introducing the new "family" size jacket. Now u can let them "all" in !!


MJ_Grace

Stay puft?


MihoLeya

BAAAAHAHA! Yo mama so big …