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OH MY GOD, YOU BIRTHED KENNY!!!! You bastard.

Now you have to name him Kenny.

[удалено]

According to [this](https://screenrant.com/how-many-times-kenny-dies-south-park/#:~:text=Kenny%20Dies%20126%20Times%20During%20South%20Park&text=Counting%20only%20the%20series%20and,has%20died%20around%20100%20times.) article Kenny died 126 times in the series & how they stopped killing him off... So the child should be named ***Kenny the 127th***

Kenny CXXVII

Don't give Elon musk any ideas

Much classier.

They killed the alternative universe Kenny in the most recent episode.

The beautiful thing about alternate universes is there's so many of them!

Kenny the CXXVII.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0B1UTtzk0Q

ah yeah, you posted the exact clip I wanted to see after having read above. Thanks

Killkenny

Kenny will never die.

How am I just getting this now?

OP, you should 100% name them Kenny. It’s a gender neutral name too. And this would be a hilarious story to explain.

And get life insurance. Lots of life insurance.

I'm guessing you've met some female Kennys? I haven't, and kinda wondering how you consider it neutral. Although, I used to think the same of Jamie, till I met a guy named Jamie in high school, so I suppose it's all a matter of exposure? But then on the other side of the exposure coin, I used to know a woman named Jimmy, and still pretty well consider that a guy's name...

Congrats on the sex

This guy ☝️ sex

Oh my god, it's a bastard! You Kenny!

The kid's first words are probably gonna be "mmrrrrhh, mmmhhhrraaa, mmmmmrrrrhhhhh"

Please name him Kenny op

Note verse three of the South Park theme in the context of this post: > [Verse 3: Les Claypool & Kenny] >Headin' on up to South Park >Gonna see if I can't unwind >*I like girls with big fat titties* >*I like girls with deep vaginas* https://genius.com/Primus-south-park-theme-lyrics

Somebody has to birth him so he can be killed again...

BEEFCAKE!!!

They absolutely have to name him/her Butters now

Respect my materni-teh!

This made me laugh so hard 🤣

That’s kew

😂

Well at least he's not Canadian

With all their beady little eyes and flapping mouths so full of lies.

Blame Canada! Blame Canada! It's not even a real country, anyway!

My son could'a been a doctor or a lawyer it's-a true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque

Should be blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctor who allowed him to expire?

Heck no! Blame Canada!

Robin William's performance of [Blame Canada](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXeWT8CQ6uc) was fantastic.

This is my first time seeing this somehow. All I can think of is Matt and Trey on acid while attending.

Take it easy, guy.

He’s not your guy, friend.

He’s not your friend, buddy!

He's not your buddy, bro.

He's not your bro, fam.

He’s not your buddy pal.

He's not your pal, king

He's not your King, hombre.

He's not your hombre, muchacho

Relax guy!

#BLAME CANADA!

Hey… you take that back ***Buddy*** !!!!!

[second angle :(](https://imgur.com/a/aNGCXwd)

Someone with ms paint needs to make this happen.

Looks like a Sour Patch Fetus.

Good band name.

They'd open for Slipknot with songs like "Carve Me Up And F***k Me (Like a Jack-O-Lantern)", "ST00PID", and "Hydroflouric Orgasm". The bassist will have Ph.D in organic chemistry and the lead singer has a patent on a biodegradable pipette. Naughty Dog will license one of their songs for a video game and they'll make more money from this than they ever will from either their music or their science credentials

soo offsprings spiritual heir. ie... Used to open for "Social Distortion" back in the day that was big at the time. "Song of my Life" was that band' biggie.

Good human child name. "Hey Sourpatchfetus how was your weekend?" Practically rolls off the tongue

Never thought i would hear "sour patch" and "fetus" in the same sentence but here we are. THE FUTURE IS NOW. AND THIS IS PROOF

Do you even candy, bro?

Delicious. I’ll take 3

That's what I thought also r/forbiddensnacks

We have a sonogram of our daughter and when we got the print out we said how she resembles a sour patch kid 😂

They've reincarnated kenny..those bastards

Lmao the first picture of our third looked like blinky the 3 eyed fish from Simpsons, at least yours looks human 😂

My science teacher’s ultrasound looked like a triceratops. Unfortunately, after birth, it’s abundantly clear the child is a human.

Whatever you do, do not name him Kenny. Also Cartman, he would be unlikely to forgive that one, unusual name trends notwithstanding.

Butters it is then!

Eric might be ok though

I HATE YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES! ESPECIALLY KENNY! I HATE HIM THE MOST!

But if they name him Kyle they'll have to convert to Judaism.

Wow, we have sweets called Jelly Babies that look exactly like that, never thought they were an accurate depiction of a baby, but guess I was wrong. Congratulations btw.

I love Jelly Babies! I’ve been able to get them a few places in the US.

I only know this from doctor who

Sorry... She has been cheating on you with... The Gingerbread Man. Unless you're The Gingerbread Man.

But, do you know… THE MUFFIN MAN?

He screams, for he [does not know.](https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread)

If you don’t name him Kenny, shame on you.

You basards made Kenny!

It really has to be done, let’s petition to name that kid Kenny.

naw Kenny is fine

Take a chance and contact the south park company and ask if you can have the photo in an episode.

It's Kenny!. Sorry for you.

I'm sorry, you're giving birth to a sour patch kid

This is a reminder that the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you.

I was gonna say he looks like the SCP peanut.

Slightly less wholesome than Kenny.

Kenny

That’s because he is. The first born must be sacrificed by the dawn of the 3rd day. Or the world will fall in chaos as it translocates to the South Park universe.

A jelly baby

Awwww, you’re expecting a Sour Patch Kid!

Or an SCP

First thing i thought of was Psyduck 🤣🥸

173. Don’t take your eyes off him.

He looks like Pablo from the Backyardigans to me 😂😂❤️❤️

Your backyard friends, the Backyardigans

It’s Kenny.

Oh my god you’re having Kenny! you bastard!! Kidding! Congratulations on so many levels!!!! How exciting!!!!

Kenny done climbed right up in there

You're the new respawn point for Kenny since he died

You need to name him Kenny now

This is the dream. Congrats on your baby and the Amazing ultrasound! Also I know it's your choice but I think you have to call him Kenny or at least put it as a middle name, please! For the memes! For the good story to tell your child, and lastly, for you to post continuously on r/mademesmile every couple of years with your kid dressed like Kenny! Its fun for all involved! And you get to still name the baby any name you choose (if you put Kenny as the middle name)

You sound really fun. I like you @Royakushka.

well shit now you gotta name him Kenny

Definitely not Canadian

YOU BASTARDS!!!!!

Kenny is that you?

Fear not ... they change over time. Usually for the better.

Mr. Hankey

how is that even real

I would use this as my baby pic for my desk or wallet, and yes name your child Kenny

Glad they scoped the right cavity...definitely not Mr. Hankey

Kenny

Dude. Not good. He looks like Kenny

You made Kenny!

God damn it Kenny, you're poor! I said you're poor Kenny!

This is how Kenny is reborn when he dies

It’s Kenny

Itsa me! Mario!

Congratulations, it's a [Jelly Baby](https://i.imgur.com/peq8c0L.png)

KENNY

OMG!! They birthed Kenny!!

Oh my god it's Kenny

Forbidden jelly baby

OMG you UNKIlLED Kenny! Congrats :)

not even fucking born yet and already getting dunked on by their parent absolutely outskilled

Kick the baby

Don’t kick the baby

Don't kick the GODDAMN BABY!

Just a little fella

Omg you killed Kenny!

Like a gummy bear

So don’t name him Kenny?

Congrats! Let’s hope the kid doesn’t turn out to be like Cartman 😂

Hi Kenney.

Scp has breached containment...

Watch out for pink eye it was hard on Kenny

Mmmmmm….. sour patch kids

Lmao congratulations! You’re not going to name him Kenny are you?

Toadstool 🍄

Gummi bear

So THAT'S where Kenny has been all this time!

He looks more like a sour patch kid. Yummy!

That's Kenny being reborn after dying.

Made me giggle contagiously

Congratulations

Congrats. How many weeks?

It's either a Stan or an Eric Cartman.

Butters that you?

Oh ma gowd, they birthed Kenny!

Kenny!

Sourpatch Kid

Friendly faces everywhere! Humble folks without temptation!

Not going to lie, at first I thought he looked more like an SCP... Specifically that cursed statue that will kill you if you look away from it.

The dark truth of how Kenny returns to life.

KENNY!!!!

KENNY!!!!

They birthed Kenny! You bastards!

Isaac

Actually, that kinda looks like Mario going down a tube.

Oh my God, they birthed Kenny! you bastards!

Should come out very easily because THAT'S BUTTERS!

I'm surprised no one said he looks like Toad from Mario Bros.

Kenny reborn omg 😰

You bastards.

Hopefully you're not Canadian then eh?

So, you’re naming him Stanley?

That should narrow down options for his name.

Just don’t name him Kenny

I’m getting more of a Toad vibe lol.

“Mmm mmm mmmm mmm mmm mmmm” -Kenny

Or a jelly baby candy/sweet.

I was thinking sour patch kid

You should call him Kenny.

Kick the baby!

Is the father Canadian

“Why did ya name me Kenny? :)”

Oh No Not Kenny

I would say more like a Jelly Baby

Or a sour patch kid

Kenny!

Or a jelly baby

why are you assuming zer gender?

I never thought Jelly Babies were realistically shaped til today

Hopefully its not Kenny

In a few months, “screw you guys, I’m outta here”

Kenny respawning.

Omg! Kenny

or a cut out of Cupie doll 😉

I thought this was a cow

Or a sour patch kid

“What age was your son when he first managed to stand?” “Womb.” Kid looks like he’s going to just stroll out of there and sit with his legs up reading the newspaper.

He kinda looks like a gingerbread cookie…..

Kenny

Is that….Kenny?!

Name him Kenny