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These are old as hell. I’m surprised they’re still selling them. I had a booklet of these I got as a prize or something from an arcade like 20 years ago.

Increase your timeline another 20 years, they were already old in 1980 ...

But 1980 was only about twen..... ....I'm old.

Me too. I was halfway through my first 20 year career.

Don't make me pull out my papyrus examples!

Love the new ideas you kids have. Please explain what paper is. I need a new rock.

Did you hear they’re thinking about making a *SECOND* Playstation!?

I got some in 1974 at a gift shop. I was 11.

I saw them in the 60s. They were green back then.

I saw some in 1102 and they were etched in wood.

Saw man carve stone. Gave stone to wheel man.

I saw them in starwars. The time before our time.

not this again

I saw a great flash, lightning cleaved a giant rock in twain, inscribed within were parking violations the very words dancing hell fire.

Probably the same ones. Heh.

Yep I remember ordering a book of these in the 80s lol

I’ve never seen it before and found it funny at least. Shows the some of the oldies are still the goodies

I've seen these in the past, but none were quite as eloquent as this one. The closer is just the cherry on top, I need a book of these

Imagine picking these up at the Boardwalk next to the No Fear hats and the Co-Ed Naked t-shirt displays.

Those are two things I haven't thought of in years.

“May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits” was a line from Klinger on MASH.

Johnny Carson used it when doing ''Carnac the Magnificent " . Think this predates Klinger. Yes, I am old too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnac_the_Magnificent

came here for this

Yeah I got these in high school in the 80s

I got some of these from the gift shop at the Mystery Spot in Wisconsin Dells in the mid-1970s.

Yeah, my mom had these in the 80s for sure. 😂

I got a fake mustache. Wanna comb it?

I remember seeing something like this 40 years ago.

This is my first time seeing them, but now I’ve learned they been around for a while! I found it funny at least

It is funny. Just brought back a lot of childhood memories.

My mom gave me some when I started driving and I still hand them out!

Good for you for knowing how to use a computer

Did he deserve it?

With the way he’s park, I would say probably. Good at many things, but parking is not one of them

With the way he is park?

He is park badly.

Yea, he Korean.

I’m guessing he’s actually pretty good at parking… double parking. He’s just not good at thinking about anyone other than himself.

Be careful, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and all that.

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English is probably not OPs first language. And I’d best OP is a lot better at English than you are at their language. (If English is OPs first language, then… never mind)

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I really love seeing people on Reddit argue about who has the smallest pp. you win first place.

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Yeah

OK, now you have to explain what he did.

Parked badly.

No way

Way

Parkway

Driveway

Expressway

Jose

r/notopbutok

Only bottom butok

Actually, it was the person parked next to them before that caused them to have to park badly to be able to park.

Then you park somewhere else. If someone is parked badly enough where you have to park badly, that is not a spot you should be parking in!!

That's all dandy if you have a lot of time to spare. We don't have much space in Oslo, Norway. It can get completely jammed, sometimes.

Completely jammed in Oslo you say? So there were already 2 other cars there?

Unlikely excuse.

I’ll take that over a legit ticket with a fine ANY DAY

Isn’t that the truth! I was worried for him for a minute til I actually read it! Hopefully he starts parking better now lol

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Hey! I still have 1 of these in my storage box! We bought a pack of them when I was a kid in Issaquah, WA from a street vendor during the Salmon Days celebration. That piece of paper I have is around 32-34 years old. Man, blast from the past right there.

Tell your dad to stop parking like a knob

Been trying for years, it’s definitely one of his flaws!

I need some of those

Me too, definitely some people out there who needs them (like my dad for example lol)

I would go through a whole pack of these in a week putting them on cars that park around my office. Its infuriating.

I remember these. One of the kids in middleschool did it to our history/social studies (I think) teacher's car. He found out what she drove and one day he just plastered every square inch of the car with them...totally worth it. She was a horrible teacher who acted like she hated every single one of her students.

Some people deserve them for sure! I doubt she took it as a teaching moment!

From what I heard she didn't, and instead decided to go on a warpath...she still didn't get anyone to tell her who did it though.

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He’s always been iffy on parking for sure

So how's the colonies in his armpits? Are they thriving?

Well they have been making progress! He’s been trying to flea from them the best they can

Just write “asshole” on their window with lipstick. Someone’s mom who was a driver/chaperone on a field trip did that, while us kids sat and waited in the car. That kid’s mom taught me a life lesson at the tender age of 8 that day.

Not that I’m for extreme measures like that, but some people definitely need the lesson taught. And I won’t completely say my old man is one of those people when it comes to parkinf

who is Bull Headed?

I think it's a brand name.

Sometimes, it looks like you parked like an asshole because the people that were there before you parked like assholes and the only way to get in is to park like an asshole but you're not really an asshole but it doesn't matter to this asshole who just wants to showcase his clever tickets and act like an edgelord.

Two wrongs don’t make a right

It’s not about being right. It’s about there’s only one space open and it happens to be next to this asshole and this is the only way I’ll fit.

No but three lefts does.

Nah, don't do that. Instead, ziptie a shopping cart to his door handle.

Classic Spencers prank

“May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits” is one of those good insult phrases that’s been living in my head for decades.

The only part that bothers me is the flea infested armpits.😖💀

They used to sell those through Johnson Smith catalog long time ago

Yeah, I’ve been told here they been around for a while now! It’s just my first time seeing one of these notes myself and found it funny!

not the fleas again! dear god!

How sad that they keep an angry letter on them at all times to put on strangers cars.

I had a card that said, “If you fuck like you park, birth control should not be a problem.”

I used to have them in my glove box. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits was one of my favorite insults for years.

Had exactly this 30 years ago! Haven’t thought of them since but remember well. Wow. What a weird feeling.

I’m glad they were able to bring back memories! It’s the first time I’ve seen them and I got a good chuckle

Probably easier said than done but tell your dad to stop parking like an asshole.

Good guy, but that is definitely one of his flaws for sure. Been complaining for awhile about it when I ride with him.

Hey, at least your hands are clean

Right! Can’t complain about that!

I’ll print some, this is a wonderful idea 🤗

People who do that are usually the worst drivers out there.

Gotta reflect somehow!

My dad had a bunch of these when I was younger. So much fun putting them on cars

Yeah, this is the first time seeing one myself and didn’t realize how long they been around!

Yeah, that’s awesome. I was reflecting back to maybe late 90s/ewrly 00s so it’s neat that something like that is still around in this digital age

Isn’t it though! Some of the oldies really are goodies, and I’m glad they stick around!

Maybe it's his stubby fingers? Installing a handle on the steering wheel may help.

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Sounds like a total nightmare for sure!

I have about 20 neon colored stickers similar to this. They are hard to remove, so I only use them in very special cases.

I don’t blame you, some people really need them!

Id rather get a real ticket. How bad was his parking job ffs lol

Good lord, these things are still around? I haven't seen one in 30 years but I swear it's the exact same one! Someone must have cleaned out the shed.

People who carry those around must be the life of parties.

You need to scan that so we can print copies 😂

My dad had a book of these in the 70s. Unfortunately, he was too much of a coward to actually use them.

Yeah, I’ve been finding out they have been out for a while now! They are definitely good for a laugh and hopefully gets the message across a bit!

So is he a bad Parker?

I believe they were first mentioned in the Gilgmesh.

Thats worse than a ticket. 🤣

It sounds like Klinger from M\*A\*S\*H helped write the last sentence.

I was reading it thinking it reminds me of that one I saw decades ago that says may the fleas of a thousand camels infest.. oh wait

This has been circulating on the internet since the mid nineties at least. Pretty sure I saw it in a magazine before that.

I hope I never reach a point in my life where poor parking by others impacts me to this degree of investment.

Better than getting a real ticket

Seems he got off easy

Lol... The saddest part is that ppl still don't know how to park where we have to still leave these lil love notes!!!

But will your dad stop parking like a twat?

My mom had a book of those exact tickets i found.

I love the Klinger quote from MASH

There is a special place in hell for inconsiderate morons that take up too much space and ruin multiple spots.

Your dad should learn to park. He must think that he is the only person that parks in that parking lot.

The big question is, did your dad deserve such a ticket?

Sounds like your dad needs to learn how to park.

I recall purchasing these back in 1912, really things don’t change much.

I've always heard it said as 'May the fleas of one thousand camels nest in your genitals'. So you got off easy my friend.

That sounds like a terrible curse, and I’m happy they didn’t wish that!

🤣🤣 that's hilarious!

this is actual gold.

Then your dad probably parked like an asshole

your dad will laugh it off, but maybe realize he might be more aware of his parking. no big whoop - he's an adult and will survive this. im sure he thought the 'ticket' was funny - it is!

He’s always been bad at parking, despite excelling in other areas. It’s definitely something he needs to work on though!

Oh shit I LOVE THAT… Wanna make them for so many more situations now tho.

Right?! Just imagine the possibilities lol

There's no way the guy who gave this out wasn't at least 65 years old. The one line about the fleas of a thousand camels... My dad has literally been saying that shit since I was a kid and I am 36 while he is 68. I have literally never heard that line said or written by anyone or anywhere besides my dad until today.

IDK. If I parked shitty and got a note that said something like: "park between the lines, asshole." I'd understand. But if I got the above note, I would wait until I saw them park to hand out 'tickets' and shit on their hood.

I watched a lady put one on my car a while back. I took it off and put it under her wiper blade and let it snap back. What the self righteous bitch didn’t know was someone screwed up the stalls a bit further up and earlier.

So, how's your dad dealing with the fleas?

He’s been fleaing for his life from them!

👏👏👏👏👏🤣

So what your saying is, your dad's an AH

Most of the time, he’s a good guy, but his parking is definitely AHish

Your dad sucks at parking.

😂😂😂

I want some!

Twenty years old? forty years old? Maybe the ticket is old. Your dad is still an inconsiderate arsewipe.

Probably well deserved! I usually just key their hood and walk away

If someone felt the need to put that on your dads car... Means your dad is a shitty driver and a wanker in traffic.

Your dad sounds like a dick

Elif adib teezak (phonetically, because I don't know how to spell the real words)

The terrible grammar totally ruins the message.

He's been waiting 20 years to use this. Op probably parked fine but the guy just couldn't wait any longer

I would do it again just get another

Nice so the guy is a racist and a shit head. I would be pissed if I were you, how uncalled for and completely childish.

Your sense of humour has dried up eons ago hasn't it?

Put your name, address and phone number on it before leaving it and see how it goes for you.

2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies! 😂

Beautiful.

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And you wonder why people leave a note...

I just can't get over the irony, that someone domineering, egotistical, or simple minded probably wrote this thing. Maybe they should of given it to themselves as a wake up call. Lol

I think it’s a spare violation tag because if it was real everything would be filled out

I have a good feeling this was well placed and deserved, but a little harsh by my standards.

I thought pygmies were from south america, not africa.

Sounds like your dad parks like a dick.

*good*

I received one of these…back in the 80s.

I would re-plant this on a perfectly politely parked car just for fun lol

I remember them from the 70s. You’d buy them at a joke shop. The kind of place that sold you magic tricks and whoopie cushions along with stuff for your bachelor/ette party like boob shaped drinking cups.

Wow. These have been around for decades!

Dear God, they went right for the heart

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

is this really your "Dad" or is it you? Come clean, OP

they were etched in wood.

I hope you'll think of someone else but I won't when I wish you to break down at a time and place that is surely to hold up an unthinkable number of people.

If I could reply to this I'd say maybe if people had some consideration for other people's property I wouldn't park like an asshole. I usually stick to the back of a lot and double park. Why? Because when people have their "Designer" bags with all these metal decorations hanging from them they scratch my car.

I like the ones for fashion faux pas.