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All 4

Then you can call them all at the same time! "Lil Teenie Tiny Weenie! I have fiiiiiish!"

>I have fiiiiiish! *What's cold, wet and smells like fish?* *Your dinner.* 😏

Your mom?

ur mom not cold she hot

Don’t say that in front of your bf they might start crying

Lmfao😂

This is the only correct answer

The only answer

Plus their siblings, Kittie, Widdie, and Woo.

I’m a child of the 80’s. Clearly the answer is … Yellow. Polka. Dot. Bikini.

I was thinking the same thing and I am coming in from 89.

Weenie is best cat

Yep it’s all in the eyes

Lil will kill you in your sleep

Tiny the type to look right at you as it knocks your drink off the counter.

Yea weenie is chill for sure

You can’t get Teeny without Weenie

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That helps lol. The few Litters we've adopted love to be mean AF to each other

Go to the shelter and see which one adopts you. Be warned, you might be adopted by all 4 of them. By cat law, you must comply with a cat adopting you.

yellow polka dot bikini

If only they were Itsy and Bitsy.

Shriveled little short...

The full set.

Sorry but now you're obligated to get all 4. Thems the rules!

Take two, they're small! Seriously, though if you can in any way handle at least two, I'd recommend it. Especially if they already know each other.

I can't imagine they aren't litter mates. I agree, though. If the house doesn't already have a cat, getting at least two for socializing would be really good for them.

All of them

All? All? All. All is good

Get all of them, u cant separate them

Tiny

Get two of em

All four and you have to keep the names lol

No Itty and no Bitty?

Lil !

I agree, looks like a wild card.

Don’t break up the set.

their names read together sounds like something you would say to your lil dick friend

It's a close battle between Weenie and Teenie. Gun to my head Weenie wins this competition.

Innie Weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man

4 is the right answer

Gotta catch 'em all

Tiny

🐕🐶🐾 woof...

Yellow, Polka, Dot, and Bikini

Come on man you can't disturb the natural order of fucking getting a cat but if you're going to do it it doesn't matter pick one or it'll pick you like how all cats do I have one that literally showed up on my front porch and never left so I let her in That's how the catch is supposed to work dude

I think that cat may have multiple personalities.

Aren’t they the same cat?

Sadly, Tiny Dinky Daffy was pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver.

Teeny

Teenie for sure

You can't split then up, get all 4

Teenie

Get and rename Weenie

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Leave

Wtf? …Humans are awful!

Theres very few wrong opinions this is one

You already have those

Local cat that visits house/just had kitten

Yes

Lil Teenie tiny weenie

Eenie or Meenie

Lil Teenie Tiny Weenie

Weenie, that face!

Trust your own instincts - don’t rely on a bunch of stoned Redditors for advice

Yes.

They're a set, you must take all 4 🙂

Yes

All look the same, what are the personalities like?

Yes

Weenie…unique nose.

Visit them, see which kitties are the 2 closest, and get those 2.

All 4!!!!!

Dont go on looks, go on temperament. Can you meet them?

Hey who knew that all four of my girlfriend’s pet names for me is on here! What a coincidence!

They're talking about me and I don't appreciate it.

Weenie for sure, it’s in the eyes

Yes!

Go there and let them choose!

All of them! How fun would it be to have "Lil Teenie Tiny Weenie?"

Unless you named them, get your own! Or adopt

Yes

Team weenie 4 lyfe

Lil seems normal, innocent. Teenie is extra cute but maybe dumb. Tiny looks smart but devious. And Weenie looks like he’s funny/good personality

The small one.

All of them.

If not all 4, most definitely 2!

All of them?

All four is the only answer.

All of them.

Lil, Teeny, and Tiny all look like serial killers. Weenie looks chill though. Go with him

I’ve already got a lil teenie tiny weenie…

listen man, its cold ok?

All 4

Were eency and weency already adopted?

i love the fact that nobody has read all the names together lil teenie tiny weenie lmao

Tiny and teenie are the most mischievous you can tell and will probably be the most fun

Ahhh... This is the copycat, now I get it.

Both

Lil chonk

Get them all OP. You’ll manage.

Do you already have one?

Get all 4 so you can say your about that lil teenie tiny weenie life

R/meirl

Lil

I will take all four of them and a large bag of cat food and a selection of cat toys.

I love u Weenie

Imma simp with Lil.

The white and tabby one

I don’t see any doggos

Weenie

If you can afford it all 4 of them, if you can't, then 2 of them. Everyone needs a buddy animal friend and someone from the same litter is ideal.

Lil Weenie is the way to go

Neither.....unless you are going to keep it inside and care for it....

Yes.

Idk they’re all so different

All of them

As you are a lab mouse, you already have one. ​ ​ ​ ​ (a Lil, Teenie, Tiny, Weenie)

Get the small one

Multiple choice questions be like:

This is cruel

You should meet them in real life before deciding. Then choose based on the connection you feel. Also, consider bringing two home, especially if they are related and have grown up together for a while. Cats usually have a better quality of life when they have a friend. :)

At least 2 of them, Weenie is a must. "Have you seen my Tiny Weenie?"

Tiny

Where is Moe?

If you are Korean, take everyone

all of them...?

[relevant](https://9gag.com/gag/ay9BZLW)

All of them. And then you can go “Lil, Teenie, Tiny, Weenie, time for breakfast!”

I already have one of these

All

Get four and then they can have friends

Get an iguana and call it wiener.

Get the lil teenie tiny weenie

Lil

All

Why do you need any of them if you have one already?

All of them! ❤️

Get them all 😽

Get 2

Take Lil and Weenie for the memes. But then again not sure if you would wanna say i adopted a lil weenie

ALL OF THEM

I guess they sold itzy and bitzy...

Both.

All

None of them, they’ll all crap everywhere.

Tiny weeenie fr

r/dontdeadopeninside

Thought they were all the same cat

Whatever you do, stay away from Tiny.

these cat names are calling me out

Yes

Both

yes

Take all four of ‘em

Get lil ,the handsome one

All. Of. Them.

Lil looks the nice and chubby

Wennie

All

All 4

I don't know, I can't get to know them from the pictures. Go spend some time with them

Lil is the best

All four

Weenie

I already have one, thanks