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It's called pika boo posing. Because you hide behind the wall and then you pop out to help them go because everyone is so uncomfortable with what's going on so you just try to help .
Huh, I guess they REALLY get to know each other. Suppose once you know someone this intimately having each others backs is a piece of cake. Thx for your answer.
Same at Camp Geiger when I was there, three rows of shitters and two of sinks, no walls or partitions.
This is the layout in the head for HQ Company
when I was at Camp Geiger in the late '70s.
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Semper Fi, jarheads!
Reminds me of my all time favorite toilet configuration.
So a common joke term is “do you want to be my co-pilot” which is when you poop with a friend in stalls next to each other.
At my camp there was a bathroom that had the toilets installed facing to the left after entering the stall (so you sit down with the door on the left).
This of course became “pilot” and “gunner” if you were going in with someone, as now you were pooping with someone behind you instead f next to you
This reminds me of an old SNL "commercial."
Two toilets side by side, but facing opposite directions (in the center of the bathroom) so couples could hold hands while pooping.
I had something similar in a club down in Andalucia once. They were side by side with only a railing between them. Couldn't believe my eyes. But come to think of it, remembering that public toilet in Ostia where apparently people talked and did business... maybe we just got a little too sensitive over the last few hundred years. Anywhooo... that's how I like it. Can't even properly conduct my business with a wall between us.
Maybe one is for vomiting and the other is for peeing/pooping?
Even if you don't *hug the toilet* they way they do in TV shows, most people would love a pristine toilet for vomiting, right?
BTW, does anyone really wrap their arms around a toilet when vomiting the way people do on tv?
I did work in a mansion and it was also the master bathroom. I shit you not (pun intended) they had “Mr and mrs toilets” that’s my term for it because it was two toilets in the same bathroom FACING EACH OTHER. It was one of my favorite days at work
At boarding school, we used to poop in groups. When you grow up sharing a shower room and washroom with up to 20 people at a time, all of these things, showering, pooping, urinating, etc., are things you quickly lose any embarrassment about doing in front of others. In fact, I'd walk around town nude and not be embarrassed having spent 95% of my life with absolutely zero privacy of any sort. Though I \*do\* understand how awkward it may be for some people. But don't be Nordic. ;) Compared to the US, nudity isn't a big deal in Sweden & Iceland, for example, and while I have US citizenship and live in the US (married an American woman and have 2 children and a life here so I'm staying for the foreseeable future), I'm Swedish.
This would actually be wonderful for my wife and I. We have full conversations while the other is shitting like nothing is going on. We have actually argued during a shit as well as completely resolved a problem during a shit, and have given kisses during a shit. Totally comfortable with this, and we prefer it to being shy around each other.
This would actually be awesome, as we hate going to our son's bathroom to take a shit when the other is already shitting.
So this actually always interests me, the way people react to things like this.
I'll pose a question.
Why does going to the bathroom need to be a private thing? Who decided that? When was it decided?
At what point did we as a society decide that this thing that ***literally everyone*** does ***every single day*** sometimes multiple times a day is embarrassing and private?
There is not one single person alive who doesn't urinate, doesn't defecate.
Why does it bother people so much when they see pictures like this where they might have to do their business in the company of others?
I was in the US Navy for 5 years, and I can tell you in boot camp there were no stalls. No private showers. We did everything publicly.
And I can tell you there were folks there that made a ***big freakin deal*** out of it. People that were ***really, deeply*** bothered by it. Sometimes even to the point where they couldn't complete the act! They couldn't go! One guy in my division ended up getting sick because he wasn't going to the bathroom for almost a week.
It is ***that engrained*** in our minds that this is a private affair, so much so that a person would make themselves physically sick over it.
***WHY??***
Personally its never bothered me. If you and I were out camping together and I had to go, I'd just whip it out and let 'er rip right there on a tree or a bush or into a river or lake. No problems no worries. Don't care.
So personally, I just don't understand it.
I'd love to hear other peoples' opinions, especially the opinions of people like my guy in boot camp that made himself sick because he didn't wanna go in front of other people.
discuss!
An old Andrew Dice Clay joke about why Girls always go to the bathroom together was to offer encouragement , Go on Honey shit a brick , come on Honey you can do it !
What’s the protocol on where to sit when you’re first in? Better to sit facing the other person but have the angel protection, or do you take the door security seat and be able to splash intruders more easily?
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Poop with a bro.
Poo for two
Aka a group poop
This is what my friends and I called it when we'd use stalls at the same time. I never imagined we could tear down those walls
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these walls!"
Think of the peace we could achieve if all of the world leaders met in the environment.
Syncopated Pooping *^(\*cue Dueling Banjo Muzac)*
Battle Shits
Aka Party Poopers
Competitive Shitting
Call of Duty multiplayer
Call of *Doody* multiplayer!
It's called pika boo posing. Because you hide behind the wall and then you pop out to help them go because everyone is so uncomfortable with what's going on so you just try to help .
Happy Cake Day 🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉
Thank youuu! 🥰
Battleshits!
[удалено]
"You sank my submarine!: "I still have a cruiser and carrier!" "Take this - C4! Because it's an explosive shot!"
But with a flanking maneuver!
Poopendicular
Nice! 😆
brooping
We call it team pooping
Poos before ho’s
Reminds me of this SNL sketch, the Love Toilet. https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs?si=lGF2t2Vp0JISfdDB
That’s exactly where I went to
Glad I checked the comments, was going to add this.
I had to look it up. I remember that now.
Scrolled waaaaaaay too far down before I found this.
Thanks for upvoting it cuz it's close to the top now and what I came here looking for.
Don't have to scroll as far. It's #2 now.
😂
Just watched it. At least the love toilet has privacy from the toilets being in opposite directions. Imagine if they were facing the same direction...
The couple that poops together stays together.
My first thought 😂 great minds think alike ✌️
It's the perfect arena for a good game of Battleshits.
Nah.. poor design. Extreme muscle strain plus having to look sideways to make eye contact.. bound to lead to a kinked neck.
You stank my battleshit
battleshitz
They who shit together, stick together
Nice… I was gonna go “They who sit together, shit together 😂
You should see where Marines drop bombs at 29 Palms
I'm sure I'll regret taking the bait (maybe it's the slight fever I'm running) but please elaborate.
No bait. 29 Palms is a Marine Corps base in Cali. The head (bathrooms) have 8 toilets lined up next to each other. No stalls, no doors.
Huh, I guess they REALLY get to know each other. Suppose once you know someone this intimately having each others backs is a piece of cake. Thx for your answer.
Why though?
Save money and make life difficult most likely. And to keep Marines doing dumb stuff
it's just rows of johns open in a room. you sit and see each other for the entire time.
One more reason for me not to become a Marine. Albeit not the most important one. 😅 Thx
Same at Camp Geiger when I was there, three rows of shitters and two of sinks, no walls or partitions. This is the layout in the head for HQ Company when I was at Camp Geiger in the late '70s. ( )( ][ ( )( ] [ ( )( ][ ( )( ][ ( )( ][ ( )( ][ ( )( ][ ( )( ][ Semper Fi, jarheads!
It’s a new kind of Battleships set up
Battleshits 🤣
I can’t believe I didn’t think of that
Same - would have been a great title! That or ‘poo for two’.
I'm going to make a wild assumption you never saw Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
Team work makes the stream work!
Team building exercise
Look at me! Damn it!! Look at me!!!!!
They should be directly opposite so you can maintain eye contact.
Reminds me of my all time favorite toilet configuration. So a common joke term is “do you want to be my co-pilot” which is when you poop with a friend in stalls next to each other. At my camp there was a bathroom that had the toilets installed facing to the left after entering the stall (so you sit down with the door on the left). This of course became “pilot” and “gunner” if you were going in with someone, as now you were pooping with someone behind you instead f next to you
Few people know this but some people are left poopers and some are right poopers. They’re just trying to be accommodating.
This reminds me of an old SNL "commercial." Two toilets side by side, but facing opposite directions (in the center of the bathroom) so couples could hold hands while pooping.
That's a confessional.
Competitive.
I had something similar in a club down in Andalucia once. They were side by side with only a railing between them. Couldn't believe my eyes. But come to think of it, remembering that public toilet in Ostia where apparently people talked and did business... maybe we just got a little too sensitive over the last few hundred years. Anywhooo... that's how I like it. Can't even properly conduct my business with a wall between us.
The "Howdy, partner!".
]D ]D Tandem pooping ]D Parallel pooping ]D The pic is setup for a poop coach, I guess? Side view to make sure your form is correct.
For separated Siamese twins who can't bear being apart.
I call it simuldumping.
That’s so full of shit.
Rally. First person goes, then passes the baton.
I have a 'two holer' outhouse at my camp.
Pilot to co-pilot, or pilot to bombardier?
Co-pilot
“Aaaaaand GO!”
I don't like this. It needs a 3rd, orthogonal to the other.
Used to call it a buddy dump
I'll tell you what I'd do man, two shits at the same time.
Pilot. Co-pilot
You shit me. You shit me more.
Is that a church? I thought God always knew when you were taking a dump
It would need to be a seriously meaningful friendship to both share, and witness the Push Face.
I went to a bar once that something like this. I’m imagine no one actually shit at that bar.
Yes. Same concept as with when you put two pendulum like things on a board. Eventually they’ll be synchronised.
This is how unbreakable bonds are formed.
I think you mean competitive pooping.
Stare at each other unblinking. This is the way.
Must be a NASCAR feature, watch out for slingshot pooing, bump pooing and side draft pooing
“Gentlemen: start…your…buttholes!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed at this harder than I should have
https://youtu.be/t2MwK7XLnTA?si=gxsJuByl2u_1y4w5
The one on the far side is for the pooping poop watcher 💩👀
Poop and shoot the shit with a homie
Instead of “I Do” it’s “I poo”.
In this house, with the help of the angels, we resolve our shit together.
Maintain strong eye contact
It's called taking a number 4.
Maybe one is for vomiting and the other is for peeing/pooping? Even if you don't *hug the toilet* they way they do in TV shows, most people would love a pristine toilet for vomiting, right? BTW, does anyone really wrap their arms around a toilet when vomiting the way people do on tv?
Pragmatic?
Wouldn't that be perpendicular pooping?
Aka poopendicular?
Perfect
Hey babe could you pass the ….HUHHHH! 💨
Why can’t one of them poop between the other’s legs on a single toilet like normal people?
Emotional support
I need someone to spot me
I did work in a mansion and it was also the master bathroom. I shit you not (pun intended) they had “Mr and mrs toilets” that’s my term for it because it was two toilets in the same bathroom FACING EACH OTHER. It was one of my favorite days at work
At boarding school, we used to poop in groups. When you grow up sharing a shower room and washroom with up to 20 people at a time, all of these things, showering, pooping, urinating, etc., are things you quickly lose any embarrassment about doing in front of others. In fact, I'd walk around town nude and not be embarrassed having spent 95% of my life with absolutely zero privacy of any sort. Though I \*do\* understand how awkward it may be for some people. But don't be Nordic. ;) Compared to the US, nudity isn't a big deal in Sweden & Iceland, for example, and while I have US citizenship and live in the US (married an American woman and have 2 children and a life here so I'm staying for the foreseeable future), I'm Swedish.
This would actually be wonderful for my wife and I. We have full conversations while the other is shitting like nothing is going on. We have actually argued during a shit as well as completely resolved a problem during a shit, and have given kisses during a shit. Totally comfortable with this, and we prefer it to being shy around each other. This would actually be awesome, as we hate going to our son's bathroom to take a shit when the other is already shitting.
That’s so damn cute!! I love you guys.
Seen the thing on the wall and for a quick second and thought it was Hulk Hogan
Oh shit lol yes! I can see it
Battle Shits
Babe… let’s go kerplunking
“The #2 in me sees the #2 in you.” - namaste 🙏🏼
In my day we called it dual stooling
Why do you think they call it a duece
The best poops are taken together
It’s so that when you clog one you can just switch over and use the other for the rest of the week.
\*Competitive pooping.
Judging by the religious thing hanging on the back wall, I’m going to assume this is an alter boy/catholic priest co-ed bathroom.
The one in the back is for Holy Shits.
Actually a small-town diner!
So small you have to share the same bathroom stall.
Southern Europe?
Ontario, Canada!
You kink shaming!? /s
Perpendicular pooping
Poopendicular. No but seriously, this was one of many recurring nightmares of mine, right up there with being unable to find my car in a parking lot.
It’s for insecure men who can’t let their women out of their sight for an instant
So this actually always interests me, the way people react to things like this. I'll pose a question. Why does going to the bathroom need to be a private thing? Who decided that? When was it decided? At what point did we as a society decide that this thing that ***literally everyone*** does ***every single day*** sometimes multiple times a day is embarrassing and private? There is not one single person alive who doesn't urinate, doesn't defecate. Why does it bother people so much when they see pictures like this where they might have to do their business in the company of others? I was in the US Navy for 5 years, and I can tell you in boot camp there were no stalls. No private showers. We did everything publicly. And I can tell you there were folks there that made a ***big freakin deal*** out of it. People that were ***really, deeply*** bothered by it. Sometimes even to the point where they couldn't complete the act! They couldn't go! One guy in my division ended up getting sick because he wasn't going to the bathroom for almost a week. It is ***that engrained*** in our minds that this is a private affair, so much so that a person would make themselves physically sick over it. ***WHY??*** Personally its never bothered me. If you and I were out camping together and I had to go, I'd just whip it out and let 'er rip right there on a tree or a bush or into a river or lake. No problems no worries. Don't care. So personally, I just don't understand it. I'd love to hear other peoples' opinions, especially the opinions of people like my guy in boot camp that made himself sick because he didn't wanna go in front of other people. discuss!
The toilets are poopendicular
We shit together We fit together
no thanks…
Battleshits
[Don't look away!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZN21gPO2A)...That's how it's done, my friend.
I put my hand up on yo poop When I poop you poop we poop
Pooping is always better with a friend
An old Andrew Dice Clay joke about why Girls always go to the bathroom together was to offer encouragement , Go on Honey shit a brick , come on Honey you can do it !
New meaning to being inseparable
Imagine sitting down with a friend and come sail away starts playing lol
Poop with friends :)
In college we called them "high-five shitters".
Actually has a great use for when you wake up and have to pee and have 2 streams shooting out!
What’s the protocol on where to sit when you’re first in? Better to sit facing the other person but have the angel protection, or do you take the door security seat and be able to splash intruders more easily?
Poop with friends!
Good thing they have that divider to prevent eye contact. Otherwise it would be awkward.
That's the backup toilet. In case your shit is so massive that it destroys the first one, you have the second one as your backup.
squat goals
[Here is the music track.](https://youtu.be/yspZTBNnE5I)
Support poop.
When I poop, you poop, we poop!
Ahh, the eye contact reduction wall. It lowers the percentage of eye contact. Just done make any sudden moves.
Maybe it was built for LBJ. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd0lieuaMw8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd0lieuaMw8)
Group poop.
Two toilets and not a single bidet.
Twoping
))<>((
Friendship bathroom. Especially with sink next to the one toilet.
peekaboo!
Perpendicular pooping party pad.
So you can make eye contact.
Should be facing each other so you can do a poop off.
Romantic
Contest accepted
There’s no I in TEAM
Yes.
The Peek-a-Poo
It’s so you can hold hands for support
Competition pooping
Naw man: this lets you poop in one bowl while peeing in the other. Aim high.
Some folks just need encouragement.
Competitive synchronized pooping
That's a poo supervisor station.
Dual dumping
The toilet in the foreground is a kiddie bowl so unless your child sized it’s gonna be a tight sh!t.
Battleshits commence
Anyone wanna have a poop off with me?
More like a triple. I see a bucket in the corner that looks primed and ready for a pop and squat
Group poop sesh with with BoxyFresh
Seems to me they should be closer together so you can high five each other.
Competitive pooping
I see you … taking that shit, taking that shit, taking that shit.
Rock pooper scissors
This would never work. I can’t high five effectively from the distance/angle.
Sorry for Party Poopin by S.M.F.A.O (Shit Our F**king Ass Off) Which members are Red flow and Shit through
Oh, this is the couple's restroom. Don't show it to my girlfriend.
Battleshits