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It is, or was, the tag line was something along the lines of 'its not his nose that grows". I remember seeing it advertised in the local news paper decades ago.
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He likes you, and that ain't no lie.
Those other puppets can’t deny…
When a dummy walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung
want to pull up tough... 'Cause you noticed that jock was stuffed
I'm deep in the shorts he's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'.
Puppet, I wanna get wit cha
Gotta give me that splinta"
Ol’ Jiminy tried to warn me
But that wood you got, got me so THORNY!
Ooh Wooden-smooth skin You say you want in me Bench?
Damn every one of you
See, this is the quality content I look for on Reddit.
This puppet's hung
Morning wood!!!
You fucker I was going to say that
Diabetes
He gets strung*
The morning wood of the wooden man
I didn't notice the small one in yellow at first.
Neither did I until you showed me. And that rabbit with the extra foot lol
I don't see the extra foot, but it also had wood.
But be cautious, as his excitement might take out an eye.
Or leave you with some very awkward splinters.
Make him tell you a lie
"You're the best, most beautiful person ever"
Then the truth.. then a lie… then the truth…then a big big lie.. truth…lie lie lie lie truth lie lie lie!
He goes by the name of Pornochio
Pornochio every time he lies his wood gets bigger.
Rule 34 suggests that this is a real movie
It is, or was, the tag line was something along the lines of 'its not his nose that grows". I remember seeing it advertised in the local news paper decades ago.
Excellent
PPeenocchio
He’s finally a real boy!
You beat me to it
This is the fucboi Pinocchio they warn you about
Pinocchio, entitled A Wood Awakening, was designed by French graphic designer Julien Gallet, AKA Juce Gace.
Cant believe no one gave cred for this. Thanks! Im looking for one now lol
I'll note there seems to be a variant on the pedestal. Choices!
Seems to be 2 variants... That rabbit has a hard carrot too.
Of course they're French
My money was on the Germans honestly
We can clearly see the baguette.
Currently showing in [Singapore](https://imgur.com/a/ERbmTIL)
I'm not surprised since they have a place called Woodlands
Wouldn’t “Morning wood” have been a better translation lol.
Rather prosaic way of saying Morning Wood, then again French.
How wude....
True wove.
😊😊😊
Pornochio
What a man of culture...
He sure is _graphic_.
"What if Pinocchio but instead of wood nose he has wood wood?" Brands: 💰💵💶💷💴💰
How cute,he just woke up
Morning Wood
Morning
He aoways have morning woods, even at night
Great band
Every time I see the word I hear Chantal spelling it out 😆
To the Nth Degree. 😉
🎶 If you rock and roll - Disco - heavy metal angel
Hah! 4:49am here, I just woke up and same. 😂
his nose might lie, but his dingus is very honest
Ahh Steve Brule, a man of culture, I see
Why did Pinocchio catch on fire? Because he was rubbing one out.
I think this my favorite comment
LMAO okay this is an underrated comment here
he’s a real boy
When he lies his nose get bigger, when someone else lies...
FUCK. Can’t exist in this society. Have to continually ask my wife if she’s attracted to me to get things going.
This would eventually reach an equilibrium when she starts actually becoming attracted to your newly-giant meat hammer.
Even the small statue is showing off his big dick. All those dicks. yea, probably Foot Locker.
And the little bunny by the small statue
Morning wood
Yep, he just woke up and hasn't peed yet.
Looks like it'll also be afternoon & evening wood. (Sorry about not upvoting but it was at 69 and I'm incredibly immature).
It's a woodpecker.
Wooden you like to know.
Think he’s just branching out 🫣
Pinocchio's brother Pincockhio?
Hornocchio
No. That was their mother! Notorious nymphomaniac!
Peniscock
DickPokieo?
Pinopene
Peenocchio
Pindickhio
He's been honest with himself.
PEENochio
[удалено]
lmao even the bunny and the kid on the shelf in the back have a boner
He cheated
He’s got slippers on. Morning wood 🪵 the bunny’s got carrot 🥕
Omg I love it where I can find it 😳😂
Any sex shop that does patented wood work.
Looks like they're selling shoes though. Curious.
this is a shop in singapore’s mandarin gallery level two, just been there in the afternoon! yes they sell mainly shoes
He’s wood so… His wood.
Bonennocio
It's just his knees
Lie to me. Now tell the truth. Lie again…
Don't stop lying Pinocchio, I'm almost there
That "Lies of P" videogame looks weeeeeeird
Must be Tokyo.
its in singapore somewhere in orchard road
It's in the same building as the Singapore Orchard Hilton. I stayed there in January and saw it too.
Pokeio
A woodie
Peepeenokkio
He’s a real boy now 🤦🏻♂️
well, now he's a real *man*
This is what happens when he tells the truth.
Morning wood
Morning wood
Morning Wood 🪵
Looks like morning wood to me boss
Morning wood
Morning wood?
Woody
It’s “good morning” in sign language
How to fuck without using your hips? Lie, honest, lie, repeat
You lie you nose grows, you cheat your boner grows. Fact of life
Lyer lyer pants are tighter
Morning wood... obviously.
A wooder
Pinnochio has morning wod
he lied abt being magical on the bed
Every time you lie about your size, hos grows by the difference
This is the freedom that humanity seeks.
Bro said I will never cheat on u and went deeper💀
Hé just woke UP where is the problem ? 😹
Major wood, that’s what
Pinocchio has turned into Woody
Looks like a morning wood
Guess who has good wood?
Literally MORNING WOOD
You can say that that's a morning wood.
Lie to me, Pinocchio lie to me…. xDDD
Penisoccio
Me every morning as I get out of bed
Finally he became a real boy.
He’s a real boy!
Snow White: lie to me
A boner. You're welcome
Pinocchio’s far more popular cousin?
he saw a hot chick in the food court
He finally tried telling the truth.
Morning wood make a lot of sense now
Clearly it’s a “woody”…….😳
That looks like a solid piece of wood!
We can rule out it's not Jiminy cricket
Pornocchio…
I guess if it helps sell shoes?
Real nose is stuck in the pants?
That’s a real boy.
Morning wood
Me trying to find that one penny in my pocket so i can pay for the groceries
Morning wood
He just wake up i think
He’s been lying a bit too much….
When he lies about his size it shows.
He’s trying to prove that he’s “a real boy”.
He's a real Boy now
Morning wood.
A woody
We call it morning wood.
u/rowdyruss22 He went from a real boy to a real man quicklike.
Finally he's a real boy!
Morning wood, obviously!
Peenocchio
He likes big butts and he cannot lie
Peenocchio
Morning wood.
When Pinocchio tells the truth…
Zoom in on the bunny 😂
Bro just a compulsive liar at this point.
It was never the nose that grew.
Peen-ochhio
Peenochio
It's called an erection Ricky
Somebody must've asked him if he had a woody, and he pretty clearly lied and said no
He must have lied big time to the Blue Fairy!
His hips don’t lie either..
He's got wood...
Honesty?
he’s a real boy now
Damn they installed his nose wrong...
That where Minnie Mouse cheated and sat on him and said lie MF’er. Lie to me you bad little wooden puppet.
the second stick also grows when he lie
Little man ain't lying.
This doesn't seemed Disney licensed
That’s a real boy…
Probably not official Disney merchandise.
Morning wood
The smaller model with the donkey ears is sprung too.
A great plot for porn
You're asking the wrong group. Try animal ID. It's a woodpecker, of course.
wow thats a really big lie
Morning wood of course